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| Admiral Theatre Chicago, Illinois April 24, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Haven't been here in a long time. The cover charge / 2 soft drink minimum was steep $25.00. The valet parking was $5.00 The new interior is Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois April 12, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Been a while since I reviewed Jimmy's. Here is the deal... The prices have held the same: $0 cover $3.50+ Drinks $15.00 Dances (a Read more... |
| Scores Chicago Stone Park, Illinois April 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This place just keeps getting better and better. My cover is comped now. I guess I am getting known. I do not spend a fortune but am not cheap Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois March 10, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Afraid I'll have to agree with the review below mine. I live 20 min. down the road from this club but don't frequent it much anymore. There are Read more... |
| All Star Bar & Grill Mc Cook, Illinois January 22, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Nice place to stop for a Burger, a Beer, and a Grind. Not much here except some televisions, a pool table and some chairs and tables. What makes Read more... |
| Scores Chicago Stone Park, Illinois January 22, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Been here 3 times in the last couple weeks. This place has grown on me. In fact it gets better every time I visit. As this is an upscale club Read more... |
| All Star Bar & Grill Mc Cook, Illinois November 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Not a bad little spot to have a couple beers, a burger and a littkle grindage. No cover, $5-$10 dances, reasonable drinks. (Shot of Jim Beam and Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois October 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This place continues to be one of the better clubs in Illinois. Definately the best in it's area. The prices have held the same: $0 Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois September 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This Club Continues To Be My Favorite In Illinois! Here is why: Reasonable six dollar cover charge. (four dollars if you have a CDL) Fun, Read more... |
| Lampliter Ottawa, Illinois September 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This place is great if you are after a neighborhood bar feel. There is ample, lighted, parking and it is located in a decent area. I am not Read more... |
| Admiral Theatre Chicago, Illinois August 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Not the place it was in the early 90's but still fun. Definately the best looking ladies in Chicago. Worth the steep cover & no alcohol. (There Read more... |
| Kenny May's Hammond, Indiana July 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was in the area for a card game and decided to drive by and check the old place out. What I saw made me sick. The girls were UGLY! Not one of Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois July 22, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This place continues to grow on me. Some very good grindage to be had with the right girl. And most of them are quite attractive. At $15 per Read more... |
| Lampliter Ottawa, Illinois July 22, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Nothing has changed since my last review. At this club nothing ever does, which is a big part of it's charm. It's a fun, low buck, neighborhood Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois July 22, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went durring the week (Monday night) to see what this club would be like on a weeknight. A very plesant supprise... Haley was there. Man she is Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois April 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by Jimmy's about 10:30 p.m. Saturday April 15. Never having been to this particular club I was pleasantly surprised to find not only a Read more... |
| Thumpers West Chicago, Illinois June 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Sugar bomb has let a few girls go. The ones that are still there seem tired. This place is starting to loose it's shine. This should be a wake Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois June 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Sounds like the last reviewer and her husband couldn't get laid in a whorehouse. If you can't get dances or attention at this place you probably Read more... |
| Lampliter Ottawa, Illinois June 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This is definately worth the drive out to Ottowa. A very laid back place with good drink prices. Dollar tips at the stage are rewarded by either Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana June 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club SUCKS! I went last Monday night, about an hour drive from my house, all the way to crappy Hammond Indiana to be told by the bouncers I Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois April 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Having returned to the slipper a couple times I have to correct my last review. They are very friendly to couples here. (Mental note to bring Read more... |
| Thumpers West Chicago, Illinois April 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Was here last Saturday night. I like this place a lot! With that said I guess I would have has a better time if my heart were more in it. As Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois February 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I finally got to visit this club last Sunday, February 20. I have to say that this by far one of the nicest clubs in the midwest. The Chairs are Read more... |
| Louie D's Lounge Melrose Park, Illinois February 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I've been to this place a couple times in the early evenings now. I like it. It's not a strip club, just a fashion show but there is some good Read more... |
| Thumpers West Chicago, Illinois February 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Kind of makes you wonder where RTY's head is at. I guess he expects "full service" for the price of a 10 dollar dance. People... You need to Read more... |
| Thumpers West Chicago, Illinois December 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I have been to this club alone before and went in with my wife last Saturday night. We had a great time. No cover charge before 10 pm, Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois October 27, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... As this is a neighbrhood club for me, I do stop in from time to time. Yes their service could be better, and yes the bouncer would have been Read more... |
| Diamonds West Chicago, Illinois October 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I like this place! Wednesday nights are my favorite. (Only if Wendy Snyder from WCKG is there. the other radio sponsors SUCK!) B.Y.O.B means you Read more... |
| Thumpers West Chicago, Illinois June 13, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I personaly like this club. I've been there both for day and night shifts and the girls on both are very friendly. The drink prices are Read more... |
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