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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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Private Eyes
New York City, New York
June 24, 2008
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On my previous visit I had gotten dances from a couple of really hot girls, both of whom had a good pitch for VIP. I went back the next time I Read more...

Lodge
Dallas, Texas
June 1, 2008
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I don't do a lot of Friday evenings in strip clubs. For one thing, I am often traveling. For another, it can get really crowded. Sometimes I Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
June 1, 2008
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Texas seems to have cooled off a little lately. I don't know if that has to do with the stricter law enforcement or the fact that I don't get Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
June 1, 2008
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My trips to Canada have been cut way back, so I don't get to go here as often as I might like. The Canadian clubs are nice in that you get full Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
May 24, 2008
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This club never dissapoints, even if it is on the expensive side. As long as you know what you're getting yourself into, you will have a great Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
May 24, 2008
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Rick's has a good day shift and they have about the best value I have found in NY for nice private rooms. On this particular visit I didn't Read more...

Lace
New York City, New York
May 24, 2008
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I decided to take a afternoon visit to Lace on a recent trip up north. This was only my second time in this club, and the lineup was of course Read more...

Camelot
Washington, D.C.
May 20, 2008
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Those who have read any of my other reviews know that I like stage tipping. This club offered a decent setup for stage tipping, and I had a Read more...

Archibald's
Washington, D.C.
May 20, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

My company has business in Washington, so I have been dodging those trips because of the lack of lap dances in the immediate area. This past Read more...

Cheetah
Atlanta, Georgia
May 4, 2008
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This is a composite review of several trips to Atlanta recently. I don't write a lot of reviews for this club because there isn't that much to Read more...

Private Eyes
New York City, New York
May 4, 2008
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I was in here twice a couple of weeks ago, on successive early evenings. Both times I had the same initial complaints and the same eventual Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
May 4, 2008
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I was only back once on a trip recently. The issue I have with this club now is that it is small enough and slow enough that it is hard to be a Read more...

Lace
New York City, New York
April 17, 2008
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I have been to Lace 2 dozens of times, so I thought it was about time to try out its namesake in the more crowded part of the Times Square area. Read more...

Bare Elegance
New York City, New York
April 17, 2008
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I visited Bare Elegance on a weekday evening a while back. It was one of those deals where I had walked by it a hundred times, read reviews and Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
April 12, 2008
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This review is for a night back a month or so ago. I was near Rick's, so I went in there instead of making the trek to one of my other favorite Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
April 12, 2008
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I said I'd be back when I hit NY again, and although it was a short trip, I was back for a night last week. I still have a few clubs on the Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
March 30, 2008
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It is expensive with a bad stage setup and no tipping, but as noted before, there are some hot girls here. On my most recent trip I had a Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
March 30, 2008
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I haven't been to New Orleans much since the hurricane. My business there just never got back to where it was before. I have also found fun in Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
March 30, 2008
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I was back in town and went back to Lace 2 recently. It looked as if there may have been a turnover in ownership, management or staff, as I saw Read more...

Private Eyes
New York City, New York
March 30, 2008
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I got to make a brief trip back to the Big Apple, so I hit Private Eyes again after liking it a lot the last time. This time I got there after Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
February 26, 2008
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This review is from a trip a few weeks back. I haven't been in New York for a couple of weeks now, so my regular clubbing rounds up there have Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
January 31, 2008
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As I pointed out in another post, my work in New York is beginning to taper off a little. It comes and goes. I may not be able to visit the NY Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
January 31, 2008
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One of the big drawbacks of a small club can be the drama, and the expectations from the dancers when you are a "regular", especially if one or Read more...

Private Eyes
New York City, New York
January 30, 2008
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Let me start with my rant. Why in the world would a club not have a coat check in New York in the middle of the winter? When I was there last Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
January 22, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

This is just about the only fully nude club that my travels bring me into contact with on a regular basis; and it is really nice to see the Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
January 10, 2008
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I think Flashdancers may have recently moved into first place on my list of clubs to visit when I am in New York. The girls are just hot, and Read more...

Cheetah
Atlanta, Georgia
December 23, 2007
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I have been going to Atlanta for quite some time and have checked out this club several times. Officer is correct on most points, in my Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
December 23, 2007
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If the situation was better for stage tipping and floor dances, I might give this club a higher rating. The girls are lovely and there is a Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
December 23, 2007
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I'll keep the rating steady. I have been two or three times since the last review. I really like the vibe at this club. It isn't too stuck up Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
December 2, 2007
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I finally made it back to Texas with some quality time for clubbing. This time it was Dallas, so Baby Dolls was the obvious chooice. I try to Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
November 30, 2007
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I decided recently to give Rick's another shot. As I said in my last review, it is something of a second choice for the two different types of Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
November 28, 2007
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Flashdancers continues to be one of the better values in Manhattan for my money. The girls are absolutely stunning. The dances on the floor are Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
November 20, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I miss stage tipping in Canada, but the girls here are really hot. The nudity along with alcohol make up for what is missing. Brass isn't the Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
October 27, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This has become my favorite club in NY. THat may not be saying much for the rest of the country and the rating is something of a curve for NY. Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
October 27, 2007
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The flow of my work has taken me to NY a lot more lately, giving me the chance to visit Flashdancers a few more times. This review is for a Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
October 27, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After my experience with Rick's VIP room, I stayed away for a while but finally decided to give them another shot. This time the result was Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
October 9, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I tried Rick's after midnight on a weeknight recently. There was a pretty good crowd and overall dancer quality was decent enough. On this Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
September 22, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I really like the stage tipping here. There are always three or four or more girls dancing; and the quality of the women is outstanding. Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
September 22, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

The lap action continues to be the driving force at this club. There is good contact on the regular couches and it only gets better in the Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
September 3, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Man, LE sure knows how to throw water on a good party. My last trip to Houston wasn't nearly as good as previous ones. Treasures is still Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
August 9, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I have found myself visiting New York a lot lately, so I have felt the need to keep trying the clubs and branch ut a little too. I have visited Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
June 28, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This club seems to be slowly developing a reputation for good lap dances, at least by NY standards. I stopped in briefly on a Tuesday night. Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New York City, New York
June 6, 2007
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This club is close to one of the major subway stations and Madison Square Garden. My company didn't come through with Knicks tickets, so I Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
June 6, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I keep saying that I'm going to swear off the New York clubs. The best they have to offer is not really competetive with mediocre clubs in Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
March 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I had a business swing through Texas recently and hit this club for the first time based on reviews here. Actually, I think it was my first Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
March 12, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I got the chance to go back to Houston recently, and I was not disappointed at all in my return trip to Treasures. In fact, I did it two nights Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
January 3, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Every time I go to Toronto, which has been fairly often recently, I swear that I am going to try some of the other clubs. However, I usually Read more...

TD's North
Albuquerque, New Mexico
December 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I dropped in while passing through on a business trip one evening. I got in about 8:00 and only stayed for about an hour. I had to be up early Read more...

Club Paradise
Las Vegas, Nevada
December 13, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This club is pretty much the top of the line in Las Vegas when it comes to classy and upscale clubs. Its location near the Hard Rock helps Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
November 27, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Passing through NY again on business. I was bored so I decided to skip my own advice and try the clubs again. The reviews have been getting Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
August 16, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Dallas is a great town. Actually, the whole state of Texas is good for strip clubs, at least the parts I have visited. I was in Dallas for a Read more...

Upper Brass
Toronto, Ontario
August 15, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I can't really say that the Upper Rail is all that much better than the first floor club. THey are laid out very similarly, and I think it is Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
July 18, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The "Houston" comment was not in reference to where I live, but rather, the best city I have found for strip clubs. Houston, however, rarely Read more...

Brass Rail Tavern
Toronto, Ontario
June 12, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I was in Toronto a couple of weeks ago for a quick in and out business trip, so I decided to swing by the Brass Rail for a bit in the early Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
May 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I must admit that I haven't been looking forward to hitting the big apple on business solely for the strip clubs. Based on the reviews here, I Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
May 8, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I am still rating the club in the range of my previous reviews. It is still nice and the girls are still gorgeous. However, with all that is Read more...

Doll House
Atlanta, Georgia
April 10, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I am giving this club an eight. That is a six for the club as a whole and two for the wonderful nipples on that one dancer who rocked my world. Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
March 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Well, since I started hitting the strip clubs on business trips, the holy grail for me was to score a trip to Houston. I finally hit upon the Read more...

Rick's Cabaret
New Orleans, Louisiana
February 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I am not sure why I never tried Rick's before. I guess I just quickly started to feel at home at Temptations, then the hurricane spoiled all Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
January 23, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I have been dreaming of returning to this club since I heard it was re-opening. Business is a little slow in that area, so it wasn't easy to Read more...

Follies
Atlanta, Georgia
December 20, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Much has been made of the lame lap dances that are the norm for Atlanta. But I figure that it is what it is. Even a lame lapper is better than Read more...

Cheetah
Atlanta, Georgia
November 22, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My flight got cancelled on the Atlanta leg, so I was stuck for an evening. I had always heard of this place, so I decided to check it out. It Read more...

Spearmint Rhino
Boise, Idaho
October 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Imagine my joy when I learned that I was going to hit Boise on business. I wasn't impressed with any of the reviews here, but figured this one Read more...

Girls of Glitter Gulch
Las Vegas, Nevada
October 2, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Once again, the reviews here are pretty much right on. I was prepared for the "free" admission, advertised extensively on the outside. The Read more...

Can-Can Room
Las Vegas, Nevada
September 2, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

If there was a zero, it would get a zero. If you've read any of my other reviews, you'll note that I am fairly new to the strip club scene. Read more...

Visions
New Orleans, Louisiana
August 4, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

What can I say? NOLA has been good to me. I am trying to branch out a bit from my favorite spot, which is still Temptations. Visions is a bit Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
June 3, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

On my most recent trip to Temptations, the girl I was looking for wasn't around. I got a spot by the stage and enjoyed tipping several of the Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
May 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

My second trip to Temptations was also on a NOLA business trip. I was hoping to find the same girl who had danced for me on the previous Read more...

Temptations
New Orleans, Louisiana
April 11, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This was a very enjoyable club. I was in town for business, and stopped in here on my last night. Cover was $5, if I remember right; and it Read more...

Passions Mens Club
New Orleans, Louisiana
March 21, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This is my first club review, which I suppose is fitting, since this was my first club experience. I am in my thirties, but I just never went Read more...

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