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Boom Boom Room
Portland, Oregon
August 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

The Boom Boom Room hasn't improved as of late- the bouncers need some training on how to work with the public, the DJ has gone from hip to Read more...

The Hawthorne Strip
Portland, Oregon
August 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Dino's is now "The Hawthorne Strip". The bad news is that there's the same kinds of women dancing, same bar, same 4 x 4 stage with a pole as Read more...

Cheetahs
Las Vegas, Nevada
June 24, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped by on a Sunday night, with low expectations. I don't know why it's taken me 10 years to finally go there, but I'm glad I did. Had a Read more...

Nicolai Street Clubhouse
Portland, Oregon
May 18, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Big shock here... It's a blue collar, neighborhood bar. One that just so happens to have a girl get naked every so often. Big freakin' deal. Read more...

Sunset Strip
Beaverton, Oregon
May 2, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Haven't been here in a while, thought I'd see how things were mid-week- the DJ wasn't overly obnoxious, and the bathrooms weren't covered in a Read more...

Club Paradise
Las Vegas, Nevada
April 14, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Club Paradise on a Sunday night- there were about a dozen women working the floor, and every last one of them was gorgeous- for the most part, Read more...

Sassy's Bar & Grill
Portland, Oregon
March 14, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Sassy's is pretty much the quintessential dive bar strip club- most of the time, it's fairly entertaining. However, last time I was in, the Read more...

Stars Cabaret
Beaverton, Oregon
January 26, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

The only way on earth anyone would rate this better than a 7 is if they were (obviously) shilling or a nice guy from the construction business Read more...

Acropolis
Portland, Oregon
December 30, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Ugh. This place is no longer worth the trouble. It's filthy, the place is overrun with idiots, and the service is slower than the DMV on a Read more...

DV8
Portland, Oregon
October 13, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This isn't a bad place to grab a cheap beer or play pool, but you can say the same for almost any other bar in SE. If you live nearby, it's OK, Read more...

Spearmint Rhino
Las Vegas, Nevada
October 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Hands down, the best club in Las Vegas right now. I was in the Spearmint Rhino on a Tuesday around 10:00 PM. There weren't any conventions in Read more...

Cabaret Lounge
Portland, Oregon
October 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

The Good: Service The Bad: Having to run the gauntlet of speeding cars and drug addicts looking to fund their next high to get in, Layout, Read more...

Exotica
Portland, Oregon
September 24, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This is about as good as it gets for North Portland, but if you live in another part of town, I'd try a club closer to home. I've never liked Read more...

Fantasy Girls
Reno, Nevada
August 5, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

The only fantasy being in here is how to find the door as quickly as possible. There's no way I'd be interested in anything the women working Read more...

Mary's Club
Portland, Oregon
August 5, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Mary's first opened in 1965, and is Portland's oldest strip club. The customers range from street nuts to lesbians gone wild to men in suits. Read more...

Men's Club
Reno, Nevada
July 2, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in here on a Monday night recently, and as usual, the service was great and the other customers behaved like gentlemen. While it was Read more...

Pop-A-Top
Portland, Oregon
May 22, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Nasty dirty little bar on a nasty dirty truck route with a one, maybe two nasty not-so-little er, uh, "dancers". I can't say anything good Read more...

Big Bang
Portland, Oregon
April 25, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This is essentially yet another tiny Portland bar with a couple of pool tables and maybe one or two women who just happen to get naked. The Read more...

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club
Las Vegas, Nevada
April 13, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Pros: The club itself- seating, sound, lighting, and even the bathrooms are nice. The service- courteous, polite, and prompt The dancers who Read more...

Acropolis
Portland, Oregon
March 10, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

The Acropolis is a mixed bag, with just about everything that's good and bad about Portland Strip Clubs in one place. For everything there is to Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
February 1, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Sadly, all good things must end. It used to be that if you couldn't have fun here, you needed to get your pulse checked. Ten years ago, I used Read more...

The Hawthorne Strip
Portland, Oregon
January 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a neighborhood eyesore of a bar that just so happens to have a raised platform with a pole next to the door. I've been in here a few Read more...

Safari Show Club
Portland, Oregon
December 23, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The club is run by the same group of people that run the Stars strip bars of Salem, Bend, and Beaverton. That isn't a complete plus or minus in Read more...

Myst
Portland, Oregon
November 11, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

As others have alluded to, Lush became Bliss, which will soon be Myst. It's still an amazing, unique place, even after all the name changes, Read more...

Club 205
Portland, Oregon
October 17, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The best venue for this sort of thing on the east side- some nights are better than others, but it's usually entertaining. Service is always Read more...

Jody's Bar And Grill
Portland, Oregon
September 28, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The women working here aren't much to look at, and the place is essentially an overgrown neighborhood bar- the private dances are the usual for Read more...

Magic Garden
Portland, Oregon
August 25, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

If you like small, filthy bars, then this is the place for you. However, it's not worth the trouble if you're here for seeing naked women. Read more...

Viewpoint Lounge
Portland, Oregon
August 6, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I can't say much about the entertainment upstairs, but the entertainers working downstairs range from unattractive to gut turning. I've been Read more...

Men's Club
Reno, Nevada
June 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I love this place- it's the first SC I was ever in (quite a few years ago), and it's still one of my favorites after re-opening. Like the rest Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
May 15, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Just came back from a few days in LV, here’s my opinions on OG: Intro: It's amazing how far down this place has spiraled- it hasn't been Read more...

Myst
Portland, Oregon
March 13, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Well, the service, food, and DJ were still good over the last few months, and as far as I can tell, they've closed their doors, which is a Read more...

Dancin' Bare
Portland, Oregon
February 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I agree pretty much with what other posters have said about D'B, except I wouldn't recommend the other clubs mentioned over D'B. The place is Read more...

Stars Cabaret
Beaverton, Oregon
February 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Stars Cabaret blankets local radio stations catering to young male audiences with the phrase "bringing a little bit of Las Vegas Read more...

Sunset Strip
Beaverton, Oregon
January 2, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Absolutely my favorite club in Oregon. Although it's small and almost never has more than a dozen women working at any one time, I'm always Read more...

Sassy's Bar & Grill
Portland, Oregon
December 2, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

When people come from out of town and want to "experience a typical Portland strip bar (club)", I send them to Sassy's. For the most part, Read more...

Boom Boom Room
Portland, Oregon
November 6, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

In a word, this place is schitzophrenic. I give it a 1 and a 10. This is either the most fun available in town, or one of the filthiest, most Read more...

Dolphin II
Beaverton, Oregon
October 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Quick Amendment to my previous submission Well, the owner is no dummy, or at least listens to his accountant when he tells him that shift Read more...

Dolphin II
Beaverton, Oregon
September 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

If you would have asked me three years ago what the best club in town was, I would have said D2, hands down. But, for some reason, they've taken Read more...

Myst
Portland, Oregon
August 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Since the club (re)opened a few months ago, I've been in here four times- the service and club itself are terrific, and the DJ isn't Read more...

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