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July 4, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 185
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Booby Trap (formerly Hotties Gentlemens Club)
Miami, Florida
June 24, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Now called Booby Trap instead of Hotties. I was there on a Monday night. It's a large and nice club in an industrial area of Miami, just off Read more...

Cheetah
Atlanta, Georgia
April 18, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Wednesday from 7-9. Club is upscale and described well in other reviews. It's a $12 cab ride from the big downtown Read more...

Crazy Horse Theatre
San Francisco, California
February 6, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there in a Monday evening. 12 girls working, probably 15 customers. $25 cover charge to get in. I usually walk here from the Union Sq Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
January 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I always seem to enjoy visits here more than most clubs, mostly because of the mileage. I was there at 4pm on a Friday. No cover. I went Read more...

Club Fantasies
Providence, Rhode Island
January 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I frequent clubs in Providence often, but had not been here in years, as I can never seem to find the place. It's in an industrial area. You Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
November 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Wednesday evening. The place is expensive - a couple of beers was $20 with the tip, 20 each to get in, people looking for tips Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
November 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Thursday night in October. I had been here several years ago and thought it was the best club I had ever been to. It was still Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
June 29, 2007
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Was there twice on a Tuesday afternoon, once just after opening, and again at 3PM. Scary looking club - bad lighting, bad rest rooms, stench. Read more...

Crazy Horse Theatre
San Francisco, California
June 14, 2007
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Was there on a Tuesday night - sketchy area of town not far from Moscone. $25 entry - pretty steep. The seating is just strange - theater Read more...

Gold Club
San Francisco, California
June 14, 2007
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Was there on a Tuesday night. $20 entry. It's a high-end club. One main stage, two satellite stages. The doorman took a tip to seat us at a Read more...

Inner Room Cabaret
Cocoa Beach, Florida
May 30, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Sunday evening. The area is not the greatest - I parked out back and it didn't feel too safe back there. The club is basic, - 2 Read more...

Cheaters
Cocoa Beach, Florida
May 30, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Sunday night - the place has changed alot - had not been there is several years, when it was under a different name. I got some Read more...

Lido Cabaret
Cape Canaveral, Florida
May 30, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Sunday night - about 30 dancers working, a nice variety. I hadn't been here in several years. I was quoted $15 for dances, but Read more...

Blue Moon Lounge
Tyngsboro, Massachusetts
December 21, 2006
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Had a disappointing experience there. I walked in and was told a $5 cover - outside sign says it starts at 6, and my watch said 5 of 6. Lady Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
September 30, 2006
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Was there at 1PM on a Thursday. Just a few dancers working. No cover. A "team" of an older blonde and South American dancer took me by the Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
September 9, 2006
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Was there on a Thursday afternoon. It's a very dark club. Other descriptions of the interior are accurate. Meteal detector is a bit strange. Read more...

Hurricane Betty's
Worcester, Massachusetts
August 27, 2006
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I had a great time there on a Thurs afternoon. The club is much more upscale than when this was Lamplighter. The outside is a little rough, Read more...

Centerfolds
Worcester, Massachusetts
August 27, 2006
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Was there on a Thursday afternoon. There was only one dancer on stage. She told me that the other dancers called in, and she would be the only Read more...

Lamplighter II
Worcester, Massachusetts
August 27, 2006
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Was there on a Thursday afternoon. The first dancer was Brazilian, and had some miles on her. The second dancer had to be close to 60. I Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
July 27, 2006
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Was there on a Tuesday night. probably 30-35 dancers working, and the club was crowded - few available seats. It is expensive - $20 to get in, Read more...

Rachels
Orlando, Florida
July 6, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped by on the way to the airport on a Thursday afternoon. The club was quiet, about 10 patrons. This is look only - air dances. Girl Read more...

Spearmint Rhino
Las Vegas, Nevada
March 19, 2006
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Was there on a Thursday about 4 PM - 20 cover, not very crowded, as expected. Was constantly approached with a girl on my lap for the entire Read more...

Hurricane Betty's
Worcester, Massachusetts
December 31, 2005
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Not too bad for a Massachusetts club. I hadn't been in here since it was Lamplighter years ago. The interior is nicely remodeled, very Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
December 7, 2005
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This place actually seems cleaner since the smoking ban went in. It's still pretty gross in there. Dancer quality on a Wed afternoon was all Read more...

Club 35-10
Iberville, Quebec
June 29, 2005
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I was there on a Tuesday at 2PM. Hard to find, exit 22 off of 35, or get on the 10 E and get back off again...very confusing. There was a Read more...

Cabaret Sex Appeal
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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I stopped in about 5PM on a Monday. They must have changed things around since some previous reviews, because there was no real stage. Madame Read more...

Studio d'Exhibition Pussy Corps
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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Wierd place. Upstairs there is a video store through one door and a reception desk at the other door. It cost $40 for the room, and you don't Read more...

L'aXe
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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I liked the decor of this club very much. I'ts very contemporary/modern. A tip to the doorman got me a seat at the bar, with porn playing on Read more...

Club SuperSexe
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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The club looks like many others in the area, but is a bit larger, with a center stage. Had a private dance, but no contact allowed - Read more...

Club Super Contact
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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This was an OK club. I was there at 2pm on a Monday. Only 3 dancers were there. I had one of them give a bed dance. It was OK, but no Read more...

Club Downtown
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This was my favorite club in Montreal. Was there at midnight on a Monday. The quality - and quantity - of dancers was very high. There were Read more...

Chez Paree
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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Was there at 1AM on a Tuesday. Cleaner club and larger than most in the area. Had one air dance from an enhanced brunette - was OK for an air Read more...

Cafe Cleopatra
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I was there on a Monday afternoon. This is the dirtiest club I visited - definitely not a gentleman's club. It is larger than most clubs in Read more...

Le Chateau du Sexe
Montreal, Quebec
June 28, 2005
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Was here just after opening on a Monday. Friendly staff. The club is downstairs from St. Catherine's madness. There were four dancers Read more...

HiLiter Gentlemen's Club
Phoenix, Arizona
June 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived at the Hi-Liter on a Thursday evening at 9 PM. The outside seemed kind of seedy, lots of people just hanging around. There was a sign Read more...

Christie's Cabaret
Phoenix, Arizona
June 11, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Another fun night at Christies - one of my favorite clubs. The crowd was a little thin for a Friday night. Cover was $7. We got a stageside Read more...

Showcase Theater
Beltsville, Maryland
June 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This club is not too tough to find with Mapquest - about 5 minutes off the beltway. It looks pretty bad from the outside. The surrounding area Read more...

Centerfolds
Worcester, Massachusetts
May 23, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I was there on a Sunday evening. There were probably a dozen patrons. I sat for 20 minutes before seeing a dancer. One finally danced on Read more...

Lamplighter II
Worcester, Massachusetts
May 23, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I was there on a Sunday evening for about 30 minutes. No cover. I saw three dancers on stage. The first two acted as if they were auditioning Read more...

Christie's Cabaret
Phoenix, Arizona
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This is an exceptional club. The place is clean, well lit, and the parking is ample and safe. I was there on a Saturday night, arrived at 7. Read more...

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
San Francisco, California
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I was there on a Saturday evening. The atmosphere was good - a clean (for a strip club), well-lit club. The decor and seating is quite Read more...

Crazy Horse Theatre
San Francisco, California
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

The atmosphere of this place is just different. The theatre seating by the stage feels kind of wierd. I was there on a Friday night. Had Read more...

Market Street Cinema
San Francisco, California
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Hustle, Hustle, Hustle. All in all, pretty disappointing. As soon as I entered on a Sunday afternoon (for $20), was approached for a tour. Read more...

Candy Store
Phoenix, Arizona
March 14, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I made my yearly stop in the Candy Store last Thursday night. The club was dark and crowded, and lots of cars in the parking lot. The place Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
December 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I was able to visit again on a Wednesday afternoon. Primarily the same crowd as the week before, with 2/1 dances every hour or so. Had a Read more...

Sportsmans Inn
Providence, Rhode Island
December 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This bikini bar is in the downtown area, not far from Satin Doll. Its a bikini bar, with a dance area in the back. Girls will do a cabaret in Read more...

Satin Doll
Providence, Rhode Island
December 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by today. There was an afternoon event at the Dunk, so parking was scarce and took a while to find. The club was empty. The outside Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
December 22, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I was there on a Wednesday afternoon. 26 dancers working, an equal number of patrons. I was immediately approached for a dance ($30 topless, 40 Read more...

Baby Dolls
Orlando, Florida
December 17, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a small, uncomfortable club. Dancers are beelow average. $5 cover and 2-drink minimum. There is a small stage and a row of high Read more...

Rachels
Orlando, Florida
December 17, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Thursday night - not a huge crowd. I thing the dancers were attractive, but I couldn't get close enough to confirm that. The Read more...

Lido Cabaret
Cape Canaveral, Florida
October 31, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Had a good time at the Lido last Thursday night. This club has a good laid-back atmosphere - it's not a Gentlemen's club environment - Read more...

Baby Dolls
Dallas, Texas
October 31, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

'Lost' review from a few weeks ago... Wow, what a club! I had a great time here on a Wednesday afternoon. The club is the largest I have Read more...

Cheaters
Providence, Rhode Island
August 27, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I visited Cheaters at 11 on Thursday night. It was crowded downstairs, very empty upstairs. I got comfortable with the dancer on the stage Read more...

Crazy Horse Theatre
San Francisco, California
August 4, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon. It's a wierd club - theatre seats, a lap dance room with no bouncer, and the private dance area with a bench, Read more...

Cheerleaders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
July 16, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I visited this club on a Friday afternoon, just after opening. 10 or so dancers, about the same number of patrons. Staff was very Read more...

Club Atlantis (was Club Wizzard's)
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
July 15, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to this club on a Thursday afternoon. The club was quiet - 6 dancers, about the same number of patrons. There was only one dancer at a Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
June 16, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Had another very enjoyable time on Tues afternoon at Flashdancers. No cover, and $9 for a coke. Place was free of smoke and smell. Thoroughly Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
June 16, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on a Tuesday afternoon and was the only patron in the club. $8 for a coke and $2 to check a bag. There were 5 dancers. Had a high Read more...

Cadillac Lounge
Providence, Rhode Island
June 12, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Cadillac Lounge is very easy to find, right off of 95 or 146. The parking was plentiful for a Saturday afternoon, lot is fenced in. There Read more...

Pope's
Palm Springs, California
May 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Pope's is in a hard-to-find part of town, not far from the Palm Springs airport off of Ramon. The outside looks like a dive, limited parking. Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
April 22, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there on Tuesday afternoon, about 3PM. The club was not busy - 15 girls and only 6-7 patrons. Most of the girls were Brazilian - very Read more...

Candy Store
Phoenix, Arizona
April 2, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there last night. The building is a bit run down, but in a decent part of town. Plenty of parking in back. We grabbed a seat along the Read more...

Scores Las Vegas
Las Vegas, Nevada
March 14, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I was there last Thurs. night about 11PM - club was just about empty. More cocktail waitresses then dancers. There were a few dancers that Read more...

Centerfolds
Worcester, Massachusetts
February 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Was there today...very disappointing. My expectations weren't very high, as I have stopped by here occasionally over the years. There's Read more...

Mardi Gras
Springfield, Massachusetts
February 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

What a nice surprise to find a club of this quality in the usually puritanical State of MA. I was there on a Sunday afternoon, looked like 3 Read more...

Lamplighter II
Worcester, Massachusetts
February 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This has to be the lowest quality club I've been in. The girls were unattractive, the place wreaked, the staff was totally indifferent to the Read more...

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