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Erotic Cafe
November 29, 2008
(Pennsauken, New Jersey) Back home for Thanksgiving, and I thought I would hit my old standard. Is it the nicest location..NO, it is attached to a fleabag hotel. Are the dancers the read more...
Babe's Cabaret
October 30, 2008
(Scottsdale, Arizona) Beautiful club with beautiful women, but the lack of contact, especially with the female customers really hurt the rating. My wife was looking to have some read more...
End Zone
September 16, 2008
(State College, Pennsylvania) There isn't much competition in the area, but this is a good place to visit while at PSU. I went after a recent game and the crowd was a mix between townies read more...
Gold Club
August 19, 2008
(Jacksonville, Florida) Made my second trek to the gold club as it seems to be the best of a bad lot in Jax. The private room was fairly lame, but it was fun to watch some of the read more...
Lace
July 5, 2008
(New York City, New York) Very, very dissappointing. The place is ridiculously small, with a tiny stage with a pole, and chairs across from it, with a "couch-like" unit against the read more...
Night Trips
May 29, 2008
(Oklahoma City, Oklahoma) What a surprise. Paid the low cover of $5, and then found out they had longnecks for $1.50 and bottles of water for $2.50. Very reasonable for a strip club. read more...
Show n Tel Showbar
May 14, 2008
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Had an amazing Tuesday night. Dancer quality is average at best, but what a great time. The redesign is an improvement, with the bathroom significantly read more...
Platinum Plus
April 15, 2008
(Columbia, South Carolina) Small, Dark, Very Smokey, decidedly marginal talent. This was well on its way to a bad review until I bought a lapdance for a female customer and it was read more...
Tootsie's Cabaret
March 13, 2008
(Miami, Florida) It is very hard for the word "Ginormous" to be understated, but in this case it is. This place is HUGE! Unfortunately, the size seems to take away from the read more...
Spearmint Rhino
February 26, 2008
(Dallas, Texas) Went here on a Sunday evening. I have to admit it was a week BEFORE the grand opening, but it wasn't very crowded with either customers or dancers. Their read more...
Silk Exotic
February 1, 2008
(Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Went back on Tuesday during the storm. The crowd was OK despite the weather, but there was no energy in the place. The action on the floor was subdued. The read more...
End Zone
January 1, 2008
(State College, Pennsylvania) Went here on a very stormy Saturday night. It kept the crowd down, but was still a good night. The dancers were average overall, but very enthusiastic, and read more...
Silk Exotic
December 3, 2007
(Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Went on a Monday night and had a great time. Bought two female customers lapdances and both "popped their tops". It was very hot. The first girl was there read more...
Mons Venus
November 5, 2007
(Tampa, Florida) Went on a Thursday night. Fairly crowded all night long, the hustle factor was high, but easy to deal with except for a new girl from Poland, who did not take read more...
Flight Club
September 14, 2007
(Inkster, Michigan) This was an OK club, but not worth the "#1 rated club on TUSCL" that it used to hold and that they promote on their marquis. The setup is a bit too fancy for read more...
Show n Tel Showbar
August 13, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) This place is the bomb. Went again on a random Thursday night. Met up with a couple and I eventually bought the girl a lapdance and watched. Very sexy, the read more...
Mons Venus
July 16, 2007
(Tampa, Florida) Stopped by this Sunday evening. I think it is only getting better. The lack of privacy to the lapdances sucks when a guy is getting a dance, but it great read more...
Larry Flynt's Barely Legal Club
June 12, 2007
(New Orleans, Louisiana) Went on a Monday night. I couldn't believe that the clubs and Bourbon Steet were as busy as they were, I guess it is coming back. I figured that Barely Legal read more...
Mons Venus
May 9, 2007
(Tampa, Florida) Went on a Tuesday night. It was kind of slow early, but then an older guy came in with a much younger girl. She was hot. I don't think they were a couple read more...
Shooters Alley
April 17, 2007
(Doraville, Georgia) Went on a Tuesday night and had a fairly good experience. About 80% of the dancers and crowd were African-American and I am white, but I felt totally read more...
Scarlett's Cabaret
March 8, 2007
(Hallandale, Florida) Went on a Tuesday evening for the Amatuer contest. About 1/2 looked like true amatuers to me, but it was fun. Had one lap dance from a Romanian girl, she was read more...
Dockside Dolls
February 13, 2007
(Columbus, Ohio) Several things I liked about this club (Low hustle factor for dances, numerous dance specials, overall quality of dancers on a Monday night in Ohio), however read more...
Platinum Showgirls
January 8, 2007
(Toledo, Ohio) Had a good time here on a wednesday evening. The drinks were way high at $6.50 for a bottle of water, and there was a fair amount of dancers with extra read more...
Silk Exotic
December 7, 2006
(Milwaukee, Wisconsin) Went on a monday evening hoping to see an amateur contest, but was dissappointed as all the dancers in the "strip contest" were from the club. I was rewarded read more...
Omar's
November 10, 2006
(Lansing, Michigan) This was a decidedly mixed night, and thus a mixed review. I arrived on Monday evening around 8 and the day shift was still there. That was a scary read more...
Clubhouse
October 30, 2006
(Dallas, Texas) Fun club. Young crowd, but the energy level was high, and the dances were good. Dallas has slid backwards over the past several years, but this visit made me read more...
Olympic Garden
October 2, 2006
(Las Vegas, Nevada) There are newer clubs in Las Vegas. There are fanicier clubs in Las Vegas. There are more expensive clubs in Las Vegas. There are less expensive clubs in read more...
Club Risque
August 13, 2006
(Bristol, Pennsylvania) Went on a Sunday evening. Not the best floor show, but the lapdance room made up for it. Lots of contact and a great attitude. I was alone during this read more...
Pure Gold's Crazy Horse
June 19, 2006
(Nashville, Tennessee) Was hoping that the horrible Nashville strip scene would be improved by the opening of a pure gold club, but sadly that was not the case. My wife and I went read more...
CR Fanny's
April 23, 2006
(Wilson, Pennsylvania) The club itself is fine. It is located truly in the middle of a neighborhood and does not look like where a club should be at all. The reason for the low read more...
Industrial Strip
February 21, 2006
(Hammond, Indiana) Overrated. This place was old, dirty, and the crowd was the same. Not at all welcoming to couples. My wife went with me and was looking to get freaky, read more...
Club Can-Can
December 31, 2005
(Pennsauken, New Jersey) This is a real fleece joint. Every aspect of the club is meant to take your money, with a hope of a payoff that never comes. The dancers look bored on stage, read more...
Olympic Garden
November 27, 2005
(Las Vegas, Nevada) The old favorite just never disappoints! I love to watch female customers in clubs, and you ALWAYS see it here. On this visit on a Saturday night, there were read more...
Erotic Cafe
October 16, 2005
(Pennsauken, New Jersey) It never disaapoints. Full contact. Public exhibitionism for my wife. And semi-private exhibitionism for her in the private dance room. We love it here. read more...
Great Alaskan Bush Company
July 21, 2005
(Phoenix, Arizona) Went on a Tuesday night and it was a little slow early. Around 11 a group came in with several girls, one (Aubrey) was celebrating her 18th birthday! She was read more...
Mons Venus
June 30, 2005
(Tampa, Florida) Went on a weekday night. It was still very crowded with an incredible turnover of guests. The best part of the night were the two members of the crowd that read more...
Great Alaskan Bush Company
May 30, 2005
(Phoenix, Arizona) Went on a Monday night. The highlight of the night was a female customer that was celebrating her birthday that evening. The dancers stripped her down to her read more...
December 4, 2008
Vol. 15, No. 338
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