King Henry VIII
November 12, 2008
(Gardena, California) Late Tuesday night. Passed this place on the way in to Starz, and just had to poke my head in on the way home. $5 cover... the doorman actually fell asleep as read more... |
Starz
November 12, 2008
(Gardena, California) Hit there just about 9pm on amateur night. About 30 girls working, another 8-10 civilians. 40 or so guys... a fairly good ratio. Nude dances upstairs were read more... |
Teddies
November 3, 2008
(Bridgeport, Connecticut) Goodness... this is even more reliable during the day. Got in about 2:30. Had a drink and watched a few take turns on the stage and a few make the rounds of read more... |
Johnny A's Hitching Post
August 29, 2008
(Paterson, New Jersey) Stopped by at lunch time. 20 dancers or so on shift. The overall quality was excellent, with about half natural and half enhanced, but all filled out their read more... |
Teddies
August 7, 2008
(Bridgeport, Connecticut) Arrived just after dark. Parking lot was a bit of a zoo, with girls running around yelling, smokers congregating by the entrance, and a few folks who couldn't read more... |
Teddies
July 8, 2008
(Bridgeport, Connecticut) Lots of cottage cheese on those thighs. English is a second language here, it's like a little bit of the islands come north. And they've fed these girls... read more... |
Playhouse Lounge
June 3, 2008
(Burlington, New Jersey) Blockbird, I am so with you on this. There's a fantasy element to the experience and it is just lacking. Perhaps the Brasilians have been learning too much read more... |
Scarlet's Grand International
May 15, 2008
(Allentown, Pennsylvania) Completely empty except for me, two dancers, and the house momma from 3:30 to 5pm. Still charged $20 entry fee, but that included all the free beer you could read more... |
Gold Club
March 29, 2008
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) This is pretty much the only club left in Center City. As such, it really doesn't need to try very hard, and so it doesn't. Many of the regular girls have been read more... |
Just Enuff Lounge
February 21, 2008
(King of Prussia, Pennsylvania) Stopped by on Thursday 7-8pm. The place is spotlessly clean. Only 2 girls working, one small eastern european and one slightly larger girl from south philly. read more... |
Gold Club
January 31, 2008
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Daytime is still the fun time. However, it can be hit or miss. The number of customers varies widely, as does the number of peelers who actually show up. read more... |
Oasis
January 2, 2008
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) This really is the best cell phone parking lot to use while waiting to pick up folks at the airport. It's smoke free, and there is a nice party mood. It's not read more... |
Gold Club
December 5, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Ah... the first snowfall. It keeps the crowds down. The quality of the girls is gradually improving, but it's still a pretty desperate place. I was there read more... |
Hak's
September 27, 2007
(Wilmington, Delaware) Wednesday nite, about 9pm. Great hole-in-the-wall atmosphere. Two stages, front and back, girls only getting topless on the front stage, then circulate outside read more... |
Oasis
September 6, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Stopped in on Wednesday about lunch time. No great influx of new talent with the sprogs returning to school... there were only a few girls there, all the usual read more... |
Gold Club
September 4, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Ah... day after Labor Day, and the tradition in this commonwealth is that the sprogs go back to school. And that, my friends, means the single mothers are now read more... |
Gold Club
August 8, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) They've gone from no pole to 2 poles. However, the stage is built up so there's barely room to do much with the pole without kicking out ceiling tiles or read more... |
Oasis
July 5, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) This place does very well on volume. Lots of girls, lots of customers, full bar and food. I've been in a few different times during the day and during the read more... |
Woody's
May 30, 2007
(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) Stopped off on a Wednesday for an hour before a flight. CR Airport is small and friendly... you certainly don't need the full 2 hours... there's no crowd like read more... |
Gold Club
May 1, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) The talent pool here is shallow and getting shallower. Many of the better looking day shift girls are gone, leaving very little fun to be had. Kaya will be read more... |
Rick's Cabaret
March 21, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Stopped in Wednesday about 6pm. No cover collected, no one on duty at the front desk. No coat check. About 10 girls and about 15 guys. Half a dozen of the read more... |
Club Atlantis
March 5, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Stopped in at 1pm on a Saturday. Three girls going. Alexandria did a very nice lap. She has a wonderfully filthy patter through the dance. If talking dirty is read more... |
Gold Club
February 25, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Normally I wouldn't report again so soon, but there have been important changes here. First of all, mid afternoon on a Friday, there is no longer a monitor in read more... |
Gold Club
February 2, 2007
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Wing Bowl Day. Club opened early, but I didn't get there until lunch time. It was wall to wall people. Seemed to have every dancer from every shift in there. read more... |
7th Heaven
December 15, 2006
(Conshohocken, Pennsylvania) It's been awhile since I've been here, but I was in the area and got to stop in for an hour or so and take in the show. It's obviously a place where everyone read more... |
Gold Club
November 28, 2006
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Stopped in at 1:30 on Tuesday. Two-fers have now moved to Wednesdays. Not that it mattered... only one girl showed up for work. Tigra was working it all alone. read more... |
Gold Club
September 19, 2006
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Tuesday's 2fers also apply to lap dances before 6pm, which makes for a pretty nice time in the afternoon. Goodness the place is smoky... the smoking ban for read more... |
Tootsie's Cabaret
September 13, 2006
(Miami, Florida) Stopped in at the new place a couple nights before the grand opening. If I'd known I'd have rescheduled my trip! But the place is definitely set up for fun. read more... |
Chicago Club
August 16, 2006
(Tijuana, Mexico) It's a second stop after Adelita's... and I'd say you should visit here if you have time. Of course, if you want a stage show at all, the Chicago will have a read more... |
Adelitas
June 24, 2006
(Tijuana, Mexico) Thursday night. Arrived about 10pm. Followed the classic Brockton recommendations of parking and walking over. No problems getting there at all. Walked in and read more... |
Gold Club
May 27, 2006
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) This place now has the advantage of being the surviving club in the area. Therefore despite being small, smoky, poorly laid out (the analogy of a couple read more... |
Club Atlantis
April 27, 2006
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Split my visit on either side of a meeting I had out this direction. Entered the first time right about 6pm. Totally dead. One dancer swaying, but not showing read more... |
Adult World
February 18, 2006
(Harrisburg, Pennsylvania) OK... it's a no smoking club. Great thing... no telltale smells, no coughing, no haze to obscure the totally naked chicks on stange. They all do a good read more... |
Cheeks Tavern
November 30, 2005
(Pemberton, New Jersey) Finally got enough time off the chain to get out this way. Not at all hard to find, just head one mile east from the 38 / 206 junction, on the right. 39 58 06 read more... |
Sabel's Gaslight Pub
November 10, 2005
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Center door in a strip mall. Thursday night, 9pm. Frisked on entry, but no cover. They were running a special on Bud, $2.50. Only white guy there, but no read more... |
Oasis
September 30, 2005
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Thursday night stopped in just before 6pm. No cover, walked right in. Took awhile for my eyes to adjust... it was very dark in there. Two girls dancing, one on read more... |
Gold Club
September 22, 2005
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Following the good stop in in the evening, tried this place in the afternoon, like the old days. Day shift on this Wednesday was a total of 4 dancers. None read more... |
Gold Club
August 18, 2005
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Surprising night... only had a short time to spend and opted to try this place one more time. Very glad I did.
Wednesday night, 9pm or so. About 8 dancers read more... |
Playhouse Lounge
May 17, 2005
(Burlington, New Jersey) Arrived about 9pm on Monday night. About 30 or 40 patrons, 30 girls working, with a variety for every taste, but definitely scarce on Asian and Blonde read more... |
Spearmint Rhino
April 19, 2005
(London, England) One of the most killjoy of places. There is such potential, as the girls are very charming when they allow themselves to be. However, the security and rules read more... |
Gold Club
January 28, 2005
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) First Friday night visit in a long time. Arrived about 8pm. About a dozen dancers working, 4-5 black, 3 white, 3 latina, a couple asian... quite a selection. read more... |
Suzy's
January 11, 2005
(Montgomeryville, Pennsylvania) OK... stopped in about 11pm on one of the first Mondays without football. 6 patrons when I arrived, 4 more came in about midnight. I think I was the only one read more... |
Market Street Cinema
December 3, 2004
(San Francisco, California) Thursday afternoon, $20 admission, and $10 for admission to the back. There doesn't appear to be any early bird, coupon or other discount available.
They've read more... |
Foxxy Lady
November 30, 2004
(York, Pennsylvania) York is its own little notch in the bible belt. The best that can be said for this club is that it is a strip club standing up for our rights against strong read more... |
Vic's Place
August 4, 2004
(Irvington, New Jersey) First of all, for a middle age white male, safety isn't an issue here in daylight hours. There's good, safe onstreet parking (but not much of it... have to read more... |
Gold Club
June 16, 2004
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) A Wednesday afternoon visit, to duck out of the rain more than anything else. 3 girls, 2 black, one asian. No cover, $4 soda. Still no pole, and pretty read more... |
Gold Club
May 14, 2004
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) Club is now re-opened as the Gold Club.
Visited Thurs nite about 9pm. 6 dancers, 3 black, 2 white, one latin. Most of us would rate them in the 4-6 range... read more... |
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater
March 6, 2004
(San Francisco, California) Overall very beautiful girls. However, this is a very expensive place, and very poor VFM. Entered on a Thursday afternoon about 2pm. A dozen girls on duty, read more... |
Gold Club
February 2, 2004
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) The club will be closed for at least 3 weeks. Apparently it has been sold to a new group. Hopefully things will change for the better. Keep an eye open for read more... |
Gold Club
January 9, 2004
(Philadelphia, Pennsylvania) I think the girls here have finally cracked the code. There is no money being made on lap dances, as they are all done in an open room with no privacy and read more... |
