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| Little Darlin's Las Vegas, Nevada December 24, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I've always been really disappointed by the particularly uncreative and unsexy attire of strip club dancers. Girls wearing simple bathing suits Read more... |
| Scores Las Vegas Las Vegas, Nevada December 24, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Scores from about 9 to 11 PM on a crowded Saturday evening. At this time, it should've been amazing, but I found it to be one of the Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas, Nevada December 24, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I dropped by Deja vu Showgirls on a Wednesday evening (from 9 to midnight) the week before Christmas. A friendly manager met me on the way in Read more... |
| Deja Vu Centerfolds San Francisco, California December 24, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Deja Vu Centerfolds on a Friday. The stage show was good, with fairly good dancers taking everything off fairly artfully. There were Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida October 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Mons Venus on a Wednesday evening from about 9 until midnight. I was impressed by the shear number of beautiful women and the very Read more... |
| Molly Browns Daytona Beach, Florida October 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The Daytona Beach City Council recently passed a law prohibiting the exposure of any breasts or kitties on stage in strip clubs (and which was Read more... |
| Lollipops Gentlemens Club Daytona Beach, Florida October 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was in this serious biker town (nearly every shop in downtown Daytona Beach is a bike shop, a bike repair shop, a bike parts shop, or a tattoo Read more... |
| TD's North Albuquerque, New Mexico October 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited TD's North on a Thursday and Saturday evening on September. The dancers were generally nice-looking and pleasant. The stage show Read more... |
| Fantasy World Albuquerque, New Mexico October 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Fantasy World on a Saturday evening at about 10 PM. The dozen or so dancers present were nice-looking. But, for the hour I wasted Read more... |
| Club Femme Nu Honolulu, Hawaii August 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Club Femme-Nu is a block or so away from Club Rock-Za, and its format is the same as Rock-Za, so you'd think they'd be similar. But, while I Read more... |
| Club Rock-Za Honolulu, Hawaii August 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Club Rock-Za on Friday and Monday evenings on a recent weekend trip to Waikiki. While Hawaiian clubs are all non-contact due to Read more... |
| No 5 Orange Showroom Pub Vancouver, British Columbia June 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited No. 5 Orange Pub a couple of years ago, when it was one of the highest rated TUSCL clubs, and was very disappointed due to the very Read more... |
| Goldfingers Prague, Czech Republic June 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Goldfinger is a very classy strip club associated with the five-star Ambassador Hotel (only in Prague!). Anyway, I visited it on Tuesday and Read more... |
| Kabraret Prague Prague, Czech Republic June 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... In its nice brochure, Kabaret Prague claims to be the largest cabaret in Prague. So, on a Tuesday evening at about 10:30, their energetic and Read more... |
| Atlas Cabaret Prague, Czech Republic June 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Atlas is a strip club/brothel across the street from the Darling Cabaret. It's a lot smaller than Darling, and it offers sex for less money Read more... |
| Darling Cabaret Prague, Czech Republic June 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited the Darling Cabaret three times during my stay in Prague, on a Saturday, a Sunday, and a Wednesday. Okay, so you've probably already Read more... |
| Night Club Go Go Magnes Lodz, Poland May 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Desperate for entertainment in a dismal city (Lodz), and based on an only somewhat positive recommendation from the internet guide, Lodz in Your Read more... |
| Prestige Night Club Krakow, Poland May 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The word is that Krakow is the new Prague-the trendiest party place in Europe. And an indication that it is is that drunken British stag Read more... |
| Club Rog Fremont, Ohio May 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was in Ohio for a few days, in the middle of nowhere, and I decided to go to a strip club but was concerned that there might not be so many Read more... |
| Christies Cabaret Cleveland, Ohio May 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Christie's Cabaret twice, first on a Sunday evening and then the following Tuesday (after being somewhat disappointed with the Gold Read more... |
| Gold Horse Saloon Cleveland, Ohio May 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I dropped by the Gold Horse Saloon on a Tuesday evening at about 9 PM. It's close to downtown but has ample free parking. The Russian Read more... |
| New Claudine Playa del Ingles, Canary Islands May 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... We dropped by this place at about 10:30 on a Saturday evening, and it was dead dead dead. We asked if the two girls (employees of the club) Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina February 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Platinum Plus on a Friday and a Saturday evening. It’s a pretty amazing place with about as many pretty girls as I’ve ever seen in one Read more... |
| Chastity's Gold Club Columbia, South Carolina February 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Chastity’s on a Saturday evening from 9:30 PM to about 11:00 PM, and it was a pretty dismal experience. Five or six quite skanky Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company II Anchorage, Alaska July 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited the Great Alaskan Bush Company on July 4th (Independence Day) at about 4:10PM, just after it opened, and was the only customer in the Read more... |
| Fantasies on 5th Avenue Anchorage, Alaska July 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Fantasies on Fifth is a terrible club. I visited it on a Saturday evening, when any strip club should be at its best. But this club was bad, Read more... |
| Tootsie's Cabaret Miami, Florida June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... We went to (the new) Tootsie’s on Friday and Saturday evenings over the course of a couple of weeks. While this review is probably unnecessary Read more... |
| Scarlett's Cabaret Hallandale, Florida June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Scarlet’s is an example of a club that has clearly spent a great deal of time and money on its interior, and especially its sound and light Read more... |
| Penthouse Club Denver, Colorado June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited the Penthouse Club on a Friday and Tuesday evening. It was much less crowded than Shotgun Willie’s a few doors away. And the dancers Read more... |
| Shotgun Willie's Glendale, Colorado June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... It’s probably not necessary to say much more about Shotgun Willie’s than has already been said, but I’d like to point out that SW's success is Read more... |
| La Boheme Gentlemen's Cabaret Denver, Colorado June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... We visited La Boheme on a Wednesday evening after leaving its awful neighbor, The Diamond Cabaret, which was appallingly bad (see our review). Read more... |
| Diamond Cabaret & Steakhouse Denver, Colorado June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This place is terrible, probably the worst strip club we’ve ever been to. It’s too bad because it should’ve been one of the best. It’s Read more... |
| Ecstasy Santa Ana, California June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... After reading some of the reviews here, we visited Ecstasy on a Saturday evening from about 9 to midnight to see the stage show. And it was Read more... |
| Bare Elegance Hawthorne, California June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... We visited Bare Elegance on a Monday evening from about 9 to midnight, when it was moderately busy--about 20 patrons, about 6 or 7 of whom were Read more... |
| Century Lounge Los Angeles, California May 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... From the outside, the Century Lounge is a very scary place. Bars over windows, a very low-brow sign, and the poverty-stricken surrounding area Read more... |
| Thee Gentlemens Club San Diego, California May 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... We went to Expose early on a Friday evening, mainly to see its stage show. An entry fee of $8 each included two sodas each (maybe the $10 fee Read more... |
| Cheetahs San Diego, California May 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... We visited Cheetah's from about 7 to 10 PM on a Saturday evening. The shift change occurred between 7 and 8:30, and a dozen or so new girls Read more... |
| Cheetah Hallandale Beach, Florida May 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Cheetah’s is a great place on weekend nights, but we dropped by at about 10PM on the Sunday of President’s Day long weekend, and it was Read more... |
| Brandi's Exotic Nightclub Vancouver, British Columbia July 20, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... On its web site, Brandi’s says: “Our mission at Brandi's is to set the standard for the adult entertainment business. We will bridge the gap Read more... |
| No 5 Orange Showroom Pub Vancouver, British Columbia July 18, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Reading the other reviews, I made sure to visit No. 5 Orange Showroom on an off night to avoid the crowds. So I chose a Sunday from 9PM to Read more... |
| Rendezvous Hotel Kamloops, British Columbia July 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I was passing through and spent a Saturday evening at the Rendezvous Hotel strip club in Kamloops, a cattle and sheep town whose name means “the Read more... |
| Big Easy Calgary, Alberta July 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The Big Easy is the newest and most upscale of the three French-Maid clubs, with upstairs and downstairs seats, both for viewing the one very Read more... |
| Speakeasy Calgary, Alberta July 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The Speak Easy is similar to the French Maid, but it’s south of town and was pretty dead on the Thursday evening at about 9 PM when I visited Read more... |
| French Maid Calgary, Alberta July 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The French Maid offers the best striptease I’ve ever seen. The women are absolutely beautiful. They begin their four-song performance with Read more... |
| The Willow Kelowna, British Columbia July 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... From a girlfriend's perspective, The Willow "seems" like a nice club. I can't really say because I did not go to this club. We did go to Read more... |
| Cheetah's Show Lounge Kelowna, British Columbia July 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... My girlfriend and I dropped by the Kelowna Cheetah's on a Sunday evening at about 8:30 PM. Its area of town is upscale, and Cheetah’s interior Read more... |
| Club Wandas Montreal, Quebec June 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Several reviews have addressed the no-contact issue at Wandas, but I went on a Saturday night (from 9 to midnight) to see the stage show, and Read more... |
| Club Downtown Montreal, Quebec June 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... From a girlfriends point of view, this club should be on your "must see" list. The outside seems low-class, but the inside is truly upscale. Read more... |
| Kamasutra Club Montreal, Quebec June 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... From a girlfriends point of view, this club was great for atmosphere and quality of dancers. However, the dancers seemed total uninterested in Read more... |
| Club Wandas Montreal, Quebec June 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... From a girfriends point of view, I give this club a 9 out of 10. I give such a high rating because of the atmosphere and friendliness of the Read more... |
| Private Eyes Niagara-On-The-Lake, Ontario May 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... My girlfriend liked the porno movies playing along the wall near the bar. However, she really hated the endlessness of only rap Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario May 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... My girlfriend really enjoyed the DJ with his lively, entertaining banter. Also, she found that several of the dancers were happy to entertain Read more... |
| For Your Eyes Only Toronto, Ontario May 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club is really more of a restaurant than a strip club. Their self-description describes the food and wine in great detail (they were even Read more... |
| Club Paradise Toronto, Ontario May 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This is a great club. The round stage with seats all around it (and right at the stage) makes for a great view of the dancers. The small round Read more... |