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| Admiral Theatre Chicago, Illinois May 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... While it is not known for any extra curricular activities, just to look at some of the most beautiful looking girls in a club anywhere outside Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas, Nevada February 20, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... While this place is relatively smaller compared to other big clubs in Vegas, I did get quite a bit of attention from the girls. The club was not Read more... |
| Art's Performing Center Milwaukee, Wisconsin January 2, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I visited this club a little while ago, when I was at Milwaukee to see a friend. We were not really planning a strip club visit, but he happened Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois December 2, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was here just recently on a weekend and had a great time. I have had several dances with different ladies, and settled down with one towards Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas, Nevada October 2, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was in Vegas for a conference and decide to stop here last week during a weekday evening. Part of the reason for choosing this was because of Read more... |
| Captain's Cabaret & Lounge Lake Forest, California August 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club due to its proximity to where I was staying on a recent trip. They do have some pretty hot looking girls to watch while you Read more... |
| Admiral Theatre Chicago, Illinois August 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... They have some of the best looking girls I have seen at any club. It is almost inconcievable that girls looking as beautiful as they are here, Read more... |
| Admiral Theatre Chicago, Illinois July 5, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited this club a while ago and I believe a lot of things are still the same. It is a full nude, non-alcoholic club, with some of the BEST Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin June 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was here recently and ended up getting the half-hour deal, after spending on several $35 dances. It was a good move. Had an awesome two way Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois May 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Whenever I am badly in need to unwind, this is the club I head to. You do not get a lot of mileage here unless you have a great rappo with the Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois March 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I spent a couple of hours here recently. I was there around 10 PM on a weekday and there was a decent crowd. There are definitely great looking Read more... |
| Dreamgirls Columbus, Ohio January 5, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was hear during the weekdays last week (week after christmas). Stopped only becuase it is pretty close to the expy. They did have a few nice Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin November 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited this club on my way back from visiting a friend who lives in Milwaukee area. Did not really plan, but when I saw the exit I figured what Read more... |
| Club Leopard Windsor, Ontario September 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is one of the clubs we visited for a friend's bachelor party. Same story as cheetahs, only girls are not really as cute as they were at Read more... |
| Cheetah's On The River Windsor, Ontario September 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was here over the weekend for a friend's bachelor party. It was one of the clubs that we decided to stop by during the weekend and every one Read more... |
| Dancers Palatine, Illinois August 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I totally agree with the previous reviewer. I have been to this club just once and decided never again. They do have some really good looking Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois July 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club recently on a Wednesday. Got here around 6:30 and only chatted with a few day shift girls (no dnaces). Around 8:00 the night Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois June 24, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped by last week and settled in slowly (it was a mon. night, so not as crowded). Had a couple of beers, and some pizza before I started Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin May 26, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited this club again, recently on my way back from Milwaukee. I was there around 6:00 PM on a weekday. It was pretty slow at that time and Read more... |
| Hollywood Show Club Washington Park, Illinois April 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club a while ago while visiting a friend in STL. We were a small group of friends and when we walked in, there were not a lot of Read more... |
| Landing Strip Rexdale, Ontario April 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was here almost a year and half ago and had a great time. So, this time, I had planned my trip so I could stop by here again. All alone for Read more... |
| Art's Performing Center Milwaukee, Wisconsin March 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was recently in Milwaukee and stopped by this club after almost 7 years. They do have some good looking girls, but the dances are strictly Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois January 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club recently again and I had a really good time. I spent about 3 hours and I got about a dozen dances from different girls. Most Read more... |
| State Street Station Rockford, Illinois December 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped by as I was in the area last week. I had a few beers and was not really bothered much for dances. I only had a couple of dances. Good Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin November 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club turned out to be much better than my last experience suggested. There are definitely more girls and more willing girls than I remember Read more... |
| Bobby's Bar Melrose Park, Illinois October 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by here to check this out on my way back from Allstar's. It is an okay place to hangout to kill some time. Dances are okay and the girls Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois September 23, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped by again here a few weeks ago and there were definitely some 8's and 9's, but some how there is not that usual hustle for the dances. Read more... |
| The Pink Pony Mc Clure, Illinois August 26, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Been to this club again just out of curiosity to see if anything has changed. Definite change is, it is much better looking inside, with the Read more... |
| Dancers Palatine, Illinois July 23, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have been to this club again, as I was driving back home from somewhere and I was waiting at the light when I realized where I was. Well, Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois June 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Have just been to this club recently again and I can not but just like this place. I can not imagine any place where you can get all the beer Read more... |
| Larry Flynt's Hustler Club Washington Park, Illinois May 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped here over the weekend and it was my first stop especially considering they were going to have a feature dancer (Can't remember the Read more... |
| PT's Show Club Centreville Centreville, Illinois May 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped by here on recent visit to St. Louis. I did have a real good time especially since the waitress was awesome. Being from the same town Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana March 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have been in Chicago for a long time now and have passed by this club many times as I drive around. I just never had a chance to get here Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois March 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have had love-hate experiences with this club. This time it was love ..... give and take. I stopped by on a Wednesday evening around 7:00 and Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin February 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by recently at this club. It was the second time I went there. The first was a looong time ago. Anyways, the club is huge Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois January 12, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I was at Allstar's recently and had a really good time. Just like I said before, it depends on when you go there. I happened to stop by there on Read more... |
| The Pink Pony Mc Clure, Illinois November 24, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I agree with the previous reviewer. The cover is still $25. I was approached by a brunette (she is an 8.5 - long legs, just right boobs) for a Read more... |
| Landing Strip Rexdale, Ontario October 6, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... When I stopped by last, there were not many girls dancing that day. The stage dances were alright, but as I was there to check out private Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Etobicoke, Ontario October 6, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Just some information. This club is still closed and all they have right now is a adult store/boutique that is open right now. From what I saw Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois August 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This club will always hover around 6-8 for me, based on the visit. I always visit this club without any expectations, except the beer and to Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois July 18, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... All I can say is, this club still stays on my radar as a GOTO club, when I am looking for some good looking ones, a little touching and a lot of Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois June 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I don't mind going to this club every once in a while. Mainly because this club has a lot of girls, free beer more than makes up for the entry Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois May 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by Allstars a few days ago. This time, this is definitely on. Started with a few dances with multiple dancers. Was chatting with V Read more... |
| Treasures Houston, Texas April 17, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Happened to visit to Houston and had to stop by Treasures after having read all the reviews. Treasures is everything you would fantasize a Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois March 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This club goes on and off on my list. Not sure what's the deal is, but somedays you could get a lot of extras and some days none. Mind you this Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois February 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Been to HB gain after a long break. The thing I like about this club is the sheer number of girls and the variety. I like the unlimited beer Read more... |
| Treasures Houston, Texas January 10, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Recently, when I happened to be in Houston, I decided to stop by to see myself how good this club is. One word. Excellent. Excellent girls, Read more... |
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