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Hong Kong
September 27, 2008
(Tijuana, Mexico) What a fun place! Here are some things you might experience during a visit to Hong Kong Bar in TJ: -- Reasonably attractive (some gorgeous, some moderately read more...
Peanuts and Beer
September 27, 2008
(Tijuana, Mexico) I was robbed in "Peanuts and Beer," by a dancer with the assistance of two employees of the club. The amount of the theft was moderate, but the sting of it read more...
Adelitas
September 27, 2008
(Tijuana, Mexico) It is hardly fair to rate Adalitas Bar with strip clubs in the U.S., but AB does earn a perfect 10 from my most recent visit. Plentiful ladies, most of whom read more...
Palace Mens Club
September 20, 2008
(San Antonio, Texas) First, the good: The dancers here are mostly very pretty. That explains the "9" rating above for the dancers. Next, the bad: The prices are high, the read more...
Jaguars
August 18, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) A wide range of scores: Dancers = 8 (quite pretty), Value = 1 (thirty per shortened song with no nudity much less mileage), Overall for the Club = 3. This read more...
Foxy
July 18, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) First visit to this club was a good one. Spent quite awhile talking to a lovely lady I met there that day, and will keep in touch with her. She gave me two read more...
Hot Lap Dance
July 12, 2008
(New York City, New York) Value Rating should be negative ten. An absolute scam from start to finish! This is a club for those with more dollars than sense. (That's not a typo, it's read more...
Lipstixx
July 9, 2008
(Tampa, Florida) This was a huge disappointment, because I had high hopes of a certain type of experience, based on information here. I suppose it would have been possible, read more...
Pure Platinum
June 18, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) Things must have changed dramatically for the better, because the last reviews from October 2007 through February 2008 call this club a waste. My experiences read more...
Cabaret Club
June 14, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) The last two reviews (net scores 3.33 and 1.67) are believable as accurate, but the prior two reviews (net scores 8.33 and 8.00) are also believable as read more...
Montana Hideaway
April 8, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) The rating of 8 is for the potential action. You must be very selective, and if you want something, talk about it first. You could be rudely surprised, but read more...
Red Parrot
January 26, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) While the Parrot has great potential, and has benefitted from the El Paso changes (it's outside city limits), a single rotten apple can sometimes spoil the read more...
Jaguars
January 26, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) This club remains the hardest hit by the new rules in El Paso, but I gave it another chance and had a very good visit. The only reason for the positive change read more...
Cabaret Club
January 26, 2008
(El Paso, Texas) Nudity is back, with the "6-foot rule" at the main stage imposed by tables that have been lined up around the former tip rail. Dances rival what they used to read more...
Cheaters
September 29, 2007
(Providence, Rhode Island) Thanks to "Bareback" for his sterling, useful review from 14 September. I went to this club looking for one of his four A-Listers, but after six different read more...
Treasures
September 14, 2007
(Houston, Texas) Treasures is not what it once was. There is no nudity, and the dancers are almost completely aloof. It was a very boring time there, in spite of my attempts read more...
Cabaret Club
September 5, 2007
(El Paso, Texas) The new laws are in effect in El Paso, so the dancers at Cabaret wear fuller panties over their g-strings, and keep their nipples covered with latex (or just read more...
Jaguars
September 4, 2007
(El Paso, Texas) Remodeling has made the club more open, including in the VIP area. That's not a good thing. No nudity; 30 dollar dances with very sparse contact. Worthless. read more...
Red Parrot
June 14, 2007
(El Paso, Texas) Daytime visit would rate a "10" but nighttime visit would be "5" so the overall rating is a compromise. The dancers are mostly attractive, the waitstaff is read more...
The Men's Club
May 1, 2007
(Dayton, Ohio) Lame. There is nothing going on here, compared to clubs most places. I give it a 4 because one of the six dancers was cute, and she was reasonably good read more...
Cabaret Club
March 3, 2007
(El Paso, Texas) The VIP area, such as it was, is gone. This is for the better, as that area was only more expensive, not for more action. Speaking of action, a recent visit read more...
Zebra
February 8, 2007
(Vinton, Texas) The 6 is a generous rating, based on the action at this club, but I grant it for the one truly gorgeous lady I met there. She was the only one of the eight or read more...
Fantasy Island II
December 27, 2006
(Del City, Oklahoma) Nothing really happening here, but take-out is readily available. I only stayed in the club about 10 minutes, but spent a couple of hours with a friendly read more...
Cheetahs
December 27, 2006
(Amarillo, Texas) Note that kiloshoe's review below is for the El Paso "Jaguars," not this one in Amarillo. They are not even remotely alike. This one gets a generous 6 read more...
Beavers Club & Restaurant
December 27, 2006
(Amarillo, Texas) On the plus side: They let me in for only $5, but said the actual cover charge was supposed to be $14. They offered free beer (Coors Light), free margaritas, read more...
Cheaters
November 17, 2006
(Providence, Rhode Island) I could have rated it a "1" for the scam, hustle, and rip-offs going on here; or I could have rated it a "10" for my experience with one of the day-shift read more...
Red Parrot
October 27, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) Club must be improving, as noted below. Tuesday afternoon visit, no crowd, few dancers, not very encouraging at first (about 2 pm). However, before I gave up read more...
Riviera Cabaret
September 16, 2006
(Houston, Texas) This place is worthless. No dances on stage during my visit, and almost nobody there (wonder why?). A complete waste of the six dollar cover charge. I will read more...
All Star Mens Club
September 16, 2006
(Houston, Texas) Gave it a look, but there was nobody dancing, and almost nobody there. At least they did not charge me cover to see that the cavernous and relatively read more...
Penthouse Club
September 16, 2006
(Houston, Texas) This club gets the high rating from me in spite of the fact that a dancer ripped me off with promises of things she never intended to deliver. How does it get read more...
Vellagio Executive Retreat
September 16, 2006
(Houston, Texas) Clip-joint! Avoid this place, as it must have changed drastically from the March review below. I went in, and their were two women there (no other people at read more...
Treasures
September 16, 2006
(Houston, Texas) My numerical rating of 2 is a bit harsh, but purposefully so. I could have rated it higher based on the number and relative physical attractiveness of the read more...
JB's Lounge
September 2, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) I had never been to JB's before last week, but I visited based on reviews here. Two visits; two ladies who gave "10" quality "dances." These two happen to be read more...
Chicas Locas
August 26, 2006
(Arlington, Texas) I visited this club twice: first at night, then on an afternoon. The second visit was more of a second chance for this club, as my night-time experience at read more...
Talk of the Town
July 19, 2006
(Las Vegas, Nevada) Las Vegas is a town full of people trying to take your money, while providing nothing in return and quickly moving on to the next target. This is definitely read more...
Olympic Garden
July 19, 2006
(Las Vegas, Nevada) Went on a Tuesday night, around 9:30. The club was so dead, the gal at the entryway said, "It's kinda slow, so I'll let you in for free. Just buy a couple of read more...
Cabaret Club
May 6, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) Some significant changes at the Cabaret Club, all for the worse. They've added a new "VIP" section, which consists of two booths, each with very low read more...
Tequila Sunrise
April 2, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) Lame-o-Rama. I was bored at this club. I gave it a "5" because there are some very pretty ladies working here. There's just no excitement. There also seems read more...
Jaguars
March 18, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) Returned for another visit, and still give this club a solid "8" rating. There are some beautiful women here, and there are endless possibilities, sometimes. read more...
Kokai
February 8, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) This establishment is less like a strip club, and more like a spa. Nevertheless, one of the activities offered is a private lap dance. "Private" in this case read more...
Montana Hideaway
January 18, 2006
(El Paso, Texas) Regarding the directions listed for this club, I wouldn't use Pure Platinum as a reference, as it seems to be out of business. This club opens at 5 pm, but read more...
Cabaret Club
November 17, 2005
(El Paso, Texas) Small, plain and very dark club. The decor is almost sad. It's BYOB, or they will sell you a non-alcoholic beverage. The dancers are mostly Latina; some read more...
Jaguars
November 17, 2005
(El Paso, Texas) Large club, relatively sparse crowd on a weekday afternoon when I visited last. VIP room has too many couch "stalls"--not very private, but fairly dark. The read more...
December 4, 2008
Vol. 15, No. 338
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