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| Gold Nugget Show Bar Spread Eagle, Wisconsin October 2, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... The thing I dislike most about this place is the ladies constantly asking for drinks. Their drinks cost $8 and I'm sure that management sets a Read more... |
| Silk II Juneau, Wisconsin September 23, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I arrived shortly after opening (3pm) on a Monday afternoon. I know what you're thinking: "What the hell you expecting?" Well I was on my way Read more... |
| Showgirls Gentlemens Club Cathedral City, California September 12, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I should have known better after reading the reviews but I thought "Hey the last review is almost a year old. Maybe things have Read more... |
| Sugar Shack Portland, Oregon August 31, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I didn't have much time after landing at PDX and picking up a rental car. Had a long drive ahead but decided to stop by and see what this place Read more... |
| Texas Jay's Kenosha, Wisconsin July 7, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I'd never stopped here before although I've driven past it many times. It was about 2pm on a Monday. The bar maid hit me up for a $5 cover Read more... |
| Northpoint Exotic Dance Club Peshtigo, Wisconsin June 26, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... It depends on what you value. If you value glitzy surroundings and clean bathrooms then you'd give this place a zero on value $ rating. I give Read more... |
| Gold Nugget Show Bar Spread Eagle, Wisconsin June 2, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I sat and talked to a dancer from Milwaukee who mostly complained about how dead it had been since she arrived a week ago. I asked if there Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin June 2, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I hadn't visited this club for a couple of years. The girls seemed a lot less friendly than I remember and the prices seem higher: $5 for a Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois March 22, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped in on a Monday evening but didn't have time to stay long. I was picking someone up from O'Hare and the plane was delayed. I drove Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana March 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... The lap dances here rate a 10 but the stage show is lame which brings my rating down -1. Many girls don't even remove their tops. I found out Read more... |
| CT's Adult Superstore Gary, Indiana March 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... First of all my rating means nothing. I spent so little time here that it is unfair for me to give a rating. It's currently 6.71 so I could Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois November 14, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited about 1:30 pm on a Monday. The place was pretty dead. There were about two other customers in the place. It being Veterans' Day, I Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois November 14, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited about 1pm on a Monday. If you're unfamiliar with this place, it is a bikini club dive. There is no stage and no dancing for Read more... |
| Silk Exotic Milwaukee, Wisconsin September 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited early on a Monday afternoon so take that into consideration with my rating. There were only 3 or 4 customers an maybe twice that many Read more... |
| Gold Nugget Show Bar Spread Eagle, Wisconsin September 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I didn't think I'd return to this dive after my disappointing visit two years ago but I found myself in the area for business with some time on Read more... |
| Northpoint Exotic Dance Club Peshtigo, Wisconsin July 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This is another one of those Wisconsin clubs with the traveling circus of ladies. They dance for a week and then move on to another club in the Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois July 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited on a Thursday, early afternoon. I was hoping to get a dance from my HB favorite but she was occupied for thirty minutes upstairs and Read more... |
| Scooter's Marinette, Wisconsin July 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Tuesday evening--early, about 5 or 6. I was coming from Upper Peninsula so got a little mixed up on the time zone thing. It was Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois May 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Things that knock my rating down: - no nudity, all bikini, on stage - only one way touching during the lap dances - girls not allowed to Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois April 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This is a hard place to rate. It depends on what you like. If you like lots of 2-way contact but don't care about comfort or privacy then this Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois April 20, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Thursday afternoon a little after 2pm. Not many customers but at least 8 girls working. I watched and tipped at the stage for a Read more... |
| Playpen Lounge Stone Park, Illinois April 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Playpen on a Thursday afternoon between 1 and 2. There were 8 or 10 men sitting at the bar and 3 women. It's not a big place but Read more... |
| Club Paradox Chicago, Illinois December 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I don't know if this really counts as a review since I didn't get past the guy behind the bullet-proof glass. I guess that's up to the Read more... |
| VIP Chicago, Illinois December 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I give this club a 5 because I have to give it a number to submit a review. I didn't really spend enought time there to give it a fair rating Read more... |
| Sugar Shack Portland, Oregon December 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two Read more... |
| Chantilly Lace Portland, Oregon December 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Portland is a weird town as far as strip clubs. Downtown it's all air dances an no nudity and out in this little grungy shopping mall are two Read more... |
| Dolphin II Beaverton, Oregon December 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This place is hardly worth reviewing. I'm not from Portland so I don't know if it's typical of the area but from the reviews I've seen on tuscl Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois November 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... My impression of this place, without actually going there, had always been something like a raunchy Hooters (actually I’ve never been to a Read more... |
| Bobby's Bar Melrose Park, Illinois November 15, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped by here on Friday afternoon, before Veterans' Day, after visiting One Step Beyond. (review posted there) It's much bigger than OSB Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois November 15, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited OSB on a Friday afternoon, the day before Veterans' Day. I drove by the place at first because I missed the sign. Was able to park Read more... |
| Northpoint Exotic Dance Club Peshtigo, Wisconsin October 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This club gets low marks for the quality of dancers. But there is a full bar and the lapdances are not expensive: $10 for topless, $20 for Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana September 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Tuesday night, arrived about midnight or a little later. Club was busy. My first impression was the club was "down and dirty". Read more... |
| Gold Nugget Show Bar Spread Eagle, Wisconsin July 24, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... i dunno. I checked this club out one weeknight in late June this year. Not much to write about. I'd heard they had good pizza but the barmaid Read more... |
| Northpoint Exotic Dance Club Peshtigo, Wisconsin July 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited this club on a Monday evening as I was passing through on my way to the Upper Penninsula. Quite a surprise! It's a down and dirty bar Read more... |
| All Stars San Antonio, Texas May 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Oops! I reviewed this club last month but didn't realize it was the wrong club. I meant to review Allstars near Chicago. I've never been to Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois May 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... If I wasn't from Chicago I might rate this club lower, but for the Chicago area Allstars is close to a 10. I went there early on a Thursday Read more... |
| All Stars San Antonio, Texas April 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... If I wasn't from Chicago I might rate this club lower, but for the Chicago area Allstars is close to a 10. I went there early on a Thursday Read more... |
| Penthouse Club Glendale, Colorado October 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I don't know why there's so much bitching and moaning about the amount of contact for lap dances in Coloradol. I was at the Penthouse Club Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin September 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I visited on a Monday, early pm. Five dollar cover, lunch buffet included. The lunch was palatable but nothing fantastic. I didn’t expect Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana August 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I don’t know whether I hit IS on a off day or if the place has made a drastic change for the worse. This was my first visit since they built Read more... |
| Miceli's Corner Harrison, Michigan July 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I arrived about 8 pm on a Monday night. Big square room, stage in the center, bar on one side and some pool tables on another. There were Read more... |
| All Stars San Antonio, Texas June 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I came back to Allstars on a Monday afternoon to try a lap dance from one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen in a strip club. Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana May 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club is a 10 but I take one point off because the girls don't really get naked on stage and one off because they don't serve alcohol. Of Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois March 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... nice club. I've only visited early in the afternoon, just after they opened and it's been pretty quiet. Once I was the only customer. Read more... |
| Allstar's Gentlemens Club Chicago, Illinois February 3, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Monday afternoon. pretty quiet. Only 1 or 2 other customers. I only had about 1 hour to spend so i didn't get a private dance. Read more... |