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| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario May 15, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... visited Wed PM. Plenty of parking. No cover b4 7PM. Had to be 60 dancers on duty, of all types and ethnicities. Had a sries of private dances Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan April 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... visited twice Mon PM (arrived 10PM) and Tues mid afternoon. Both visits were great with lots of action. I left both times with a smile on my Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario February 27, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... arrived on a very snowy Tues evening. Plenty of free parking, only a $2.00 cover (snow special?). Club was predictably quiet. At 8PM, probably Read more... |
| Sugar's Uptown Cabaret Austin, Texas February 13, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... visited on Tues evening. Free parking available, though parking is limited. $15.00 cover. Tues night : beer, wine , and most mixed drinks Read more... |
| Yellow Rose Austin, Texas January 25, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Tuesday evening. $10 cover, free parking. $6.25 for a decent glass of wine. They were offering 2 table dances for $20 til 10PM, Read more... |
| Foxy Lady Brockton, Massachusetts January 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... hard to spot from Rte 27, but once you find it, plenty of free parking in safe area of Brockton. Visited on Thurs afternoon. $5.00 cover, $6.25 Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario December 15, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Thurs evening a few weeks back. Plenty of free parking. Lots of dancers on duty. Range from 5-9. Most in the 5-7 range on this Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario November 16, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Thurs evening a few weeks back. $5.00 cover, $12.00 for half bottle of good NF red wine. Dozens of dancers ranging from 6-10. Read more... |
| Mario's Showplace 2 Webster, Massachusetts November 15, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited just after lunch on Wed PM. Plenty of free parking, free admission. $5.00 beer. Lap room entrance requires purchase of $7.00 Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario October 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited last Wed afternoon. No cover, $12 for a 1/2 bottle of decent wine. Not too many dancers on duty, range was 4-9. There were not too many Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario August 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited again on a Thurs night. Free parking, $5 cover. $6.25 beer. When I arrived , there were few customers and about 12 dancers. AS the night Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario August 16, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Wed late afternoon. No cover, free parking, no bathroom stooge. Bottle of beer $5. About 12 girls dancing. Ranged from 3-10. Had a Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas June 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... arrived on a Wed evening about 8PM. Crowded, but plenty of free parking in the back. $3.00 cover. $5.00 for beer. Very crowded on the inside, Read more... |
| Mario's Showplace 2 Webster, Massachusetts June 20, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Tuesday afternoon about 2Pm. Free parking, no cover. Beer was $4.00, if memory serves. Maybe half a dozen dancers on, most very Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California May 14, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Mon evening. very (less than 15) few patrons, and about 6-8 dancers @ 7PM. Free parking (in strip mall), and no alcohol sold on Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana April 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Hard to figure out how this club can be rated alongside Flight Club, Treasures, Sundowner, et al. I visited on Monday afternoon. $10 cover, no Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan February 26, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Mon night about 10PM. $5.00 valet, $10 cover. A glass of wine was $11.00. Not too many customers, but plenty of hot girls. Seemed Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario February 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... went in on a Wed evening. Plenty of parking, $3.00 cover. Beer was $6.25. Pretty crowded club, considerign how quite Niagara Falls is in winter. Read more... |
| Treasures Houston, Texas November 9, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Thursday afternoon. arrived at 2PM. Parked in the back...did not use valet. $5.00 cover, very dark upon entry. quite busy. seemed Read more... |
| Scarlett's Toledo, Ohio October 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... came on a Mon evening. $10 cover, $5.00 for Bud Light. Free parking, no bathroom stooge. Not too many babes dancing. I got lucky, and had Read more... |
| Bellas Toledo, Ohio October 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Mon evening. Got there before 7PM. No cover. Also, no bathroom stooge. Feee parking. $2.25 for Bud Light. Only problem was not enough Read more... |
| Play House Romulus, Michigan September 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited at about 5PM Thursday night. Place was quiet, but astoundingly, day shift ladies were in the 9-10 range. I was blown away. About 6-7 Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan September 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited for the umpteenth time lst Thursday night, after visiting The Playhouse down the street. $5 valet parking, $10 to get in. A glass of Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario August 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited again on a Thurs evening. Free and ample parking, very safe commercial area. $5.00 admission. Had to be 60 girls dancing. Range from Read more... |
| Hip Hugger Kokomo, Indiana June 14, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... The folks who routinely rate this among the top TUSCL clubs probably do not travel very much. OK, so the cover is $3.00, dances are $10, and Read more... |
| Christie's Cabaret Greensboro, North Carolina June 9, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Monday late afternoon. Membership card gets you in for free. Free parking. $4.75 for bottled beer. Onl;y a handful of ladies Read more... |
| Play House Romulus, Michigan May 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Wed afternoon about 3PM. $3.00 valet parking, no cover Quiet afternoon. Handful of dancers working. Immediately visited by Monique,an Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan May 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited at about 5PM and stayed until 11PM. $5.00 valet, no cover (since I arrived b4 7PM). Verry high end and clean club. sat near the stage. Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas April 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited Sat late aft/evening. Free parking, $1.00 cover, $5.50 Coors light. Plenty of big screen TV's, about 15 dancers working.Mostly natural, Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina March 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a Wed night. Free parking, $8.00 cover, $3.75 for bottled beer. No bathroom stooge. The music was Way too loud. can't even hold a Read more... |
| Dolphin II Beaverton, Oregon December 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Feee parking, $3.00 cover (10 PM). Probably 8-10 mdancers working on a quiet evening. Talent ranged from 6-10. Low pressure, low hustle, Read more... |
| Ecstasy Santa Ana, California December 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... only stopped in for 1/2 hour or so on the way to the airport. $8.00 cover (3 PM), 2 drinks (no alcohol) minimum. $20 cover charge, if you ask Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario November 7, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... my first "10" rating. Free parking. $3.00 cover (arrived 8PM on a Thursday evening). You also need a membership card (which I already posessed.) Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida October 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... went on a Tuesday evening, arrived at about 8PM. Stayed until 11:30. $20 cover. Club was not too busy. No alcohol, and no smoke (nice!). $2.00 Read more... |
| Seductions International Gentlemen's Club Niagara Falls, Ontario October 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... visited at 5PM on a Wed. Used my membership card from Sundowner's and got in for free. Free parking. I obviously got there too early. Only saw Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario October 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... went on a Wed evening. Had a membership card already. Arrived at 6PM, paid no cover. $12 (CAN) for a nice 1/2 btl of red wine. Free parking. Read more... |
| La Boheme Gentlemen's Cabaret Denver, Colorado September 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... stopped in FRiday night after a Rockies game. I did not drive, yet there is a small parking area. Not sure what the $ are to park. $10 cover, Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan September 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went to one of my favorite clubs Wed evening. $5.00 valet, $10 cover. $9.25 for a glass of mediocre red wine. Probably 20-25 dancers working. A Read more... |
| Play House Romulus, Michigan September 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited Wed evening; $3.00 valet parking, $8.00 cover. Half price beer, wine, and well drinks til 8PM. Red wine at $4.25 (happy hour pricing) Read more... |
| Christie's Cabaret Greensboro, North Carolina August 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on Tues evening. $15 fee (membership), free parking. $9.25 for a glass of cheap wine. Gilrs were plentiful about 15 dancers. ranged frm Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Memphis, Tennessee August 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on Fri night. Arrived at about 11 PM. Very busy. Free (and plentiful) parking. $6.00 cover, $4.75 for beer. No bathroom stooge. Had to Read more... |
| Players Club Baltimore, Maryland July 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Sunday night. 8 daners on. ranged from 4-9. Not terribly crowded. $25 cover, but parking appeared to be free. No stooge in the Read more... |
| Sundowner Niagara Falls, Ontario June 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... where to start? Went in on a Wd evening about 9PM. Place was busy, but not packed. Got a seat near the stage. $5.00 cover. Mixed drink was Read more... |
| Club Pink Pussycat Miami, Florida June 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... visited this establishment Wed evening about 7PM. $5.00cover, valet parking, thopugh I chose to park across the street. Industrial/commercial Read more... |
| Landing Strip Rexdale, Ontario June 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... went on a Wed night. Ordered dinner, certainly nothing to write home about. Odd place, no stage tipping, and 15 minute intervals early in the Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan May 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... One of my favorite clubs. Valet parking $5.00. No cover before 7PM, when the shift changes. The usual assortment of babes, 6-9, with 1 "10" Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville, Tennessee May 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited Mon night 5/16. Place was dead. so I did not have the reported parking issues. Girls rated 3-7, Lexi was the enhanced 7. Total air Read more... |
| Anthony's Showplace Nashville, Tennessee May 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Sat night around 10:30PM. Plenty of free parking (valet or self). $20.00 cover. BYOB!!!!!! Free ice bucket set up. Maybe 12 dancers Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida April 23, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... OK, I had such a good experience Wed evening that I had to visit Fri night also. Arrived at about 1AM. Very crowded, but managed to get a seat. Read more... |
| Tootsie's Cabaret Miami, Florida March 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... visited on a late afternoon on Tuesday. About 6PM, only had 6-7 dancers. 1 "9", a "1" and the others 6-7 range. 2 for 1 drinks, $5.00 beer, 0 Read more... |
| T's Lounge West Palm Beach, Florida January 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... visited late on Mon evening. Small club, and quiet that night. $5.00 cover, $4.50 beer, free parking. Small club. Only a handful of ladies Read more... |
| Cheetah Pompano Beach Pompano Beach, Florida January 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited again on a Tuesday evening. Arrived before 6PM. $2.00 to park, no cover. About 20 dancers on duty. Ranged from 5-9, most in the 6-7 Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Greenville, South Carolina November 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... visited club on Wed evening. Free parking, safe area. Free admission if you clip coupon from local yellow pages. Beers were $3,50. Bring singles Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan October 24, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Had the opportunity to come back Thursday night. Slipped in just before 7PM (thereby avoiding the $10 cover). valet parked ($4.00). Stayed 6 Read more... |
| Subi's Place Southgate, Michigan October 17, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Recreation of visit Sept 9th. First of all, why go here, when you have the Flight Club in town? OK, the TUSCL reviews prompted me to check the Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Greenville, South Carolina October 17, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Recreation of a late August visit. Free parking, I believe a $5.00 cover, but free with yellow pages ad. $4.00 drinks, decent talent. Avoid Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan October 17, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This is a re creation of my visit on Sept 9th. Wed nite, $10 entery fee, $4.00 valet, $9.00 for wine. OK, that's the bad news. The good news is Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana August 3, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... visited last Tuesday evening. Not very crowded. 12 dancers working. A few hotties. mandy is beautiful and friendly, but did not surface for a Read more... |
| Rick's Cabaret New Orleans New Orleans, Louisiana June 24, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went on Monday night 8PM. No cover, but glass of wine was $9.25. It was quiet, but club was nice, so it was a "pleasant" quiet. About 6-7 Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas June 2, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went to Baby Dolls on a Mon & Tuesday night recently. Monday night, very dead, but plan on seeing each dancer only once (though they do appear Read more... |
| Cheetah Pompano Beach Pompano Beach, Florida May 9, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Checked the place out twice during weekday afternoons last week. $3,25 for wine or beer, $2 parking. 10 dancers working in late afternoon. Read more... |
| Olympic Garden Las Vegas, Nevada March 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Wed nite. Had to be 50 girls, most quite hot (7's-8's). $7.00 for a glass of wine, $20 cover. Big problem is VIP room. 2 minute songs Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan February 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... wnet in afew weeks ago on a Thrsday late afternoon. Valet $4.00, beers $7.25...that;s the bad news. Good news, lots of beautiful women. See Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Memphis, Tennessee February 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... went in last Fri evening around 6PM. Very quiet. $3.00 cover, free parking, $4.75/beer. The hustle is on big time. Learn to say no quickly, and Read more... |
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