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| All Star Bar & Grill Mc Cook, Illinois May 3, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in about 3 PM and there were about 8 to 10 dancers available who can give you "bikini/lingerie" lap dances on bar stools at the bar or Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois May 3, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Monday evening and stayed through 8 PM shift change. The Whites Sox were on the tube and there were about 12-15 customers in a relaxed vibe, Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois April 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by during the day shift about 3:30 on a recent weekday. As expected there were maybe a dozen dancers to choose from and there were maybe Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois March 16, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Two recent visits (early evening on a weekday. HELLO (is anybody home ???) Club 390 used to be a destination club, where guys wanted to go for Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois March 16, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Made two trips recently (a Friday evening and Saturday evening.) The shift changes at 9:00 p.m. and some of the 3 p.m.to 9 p.m. dancers leave Read more... |
| Playpen Lounge Stone Park, Illinois March 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... It's been years since I had visited the Playpen. There are so many places one can go and this club was never a favorite. It seemed to be on the Read more... |
| Carl's Lounge Stone Park, Illinois March 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This is my review of the NEW Carl's ... I waited several months to see if I would like it as much as the OLD Carl's. I was a fan of the former Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois March 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I've visited the SKYBOX several times since my last review. The consistency of visiting during the week does not make it necessarily routine or Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois November 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... CHEERS with Tits and Ass. Never a Cover Charge and Open 7 days a week. You want a place to get some cold brews or reasonably priced drinks and Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois November 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Tuesday evening at the Rock about 5 to 7:30 and there may have been about a dozen-14 dancers going through the motions on stage and returning to Read more... |
| All Star Bar & Grill Mc Cook, Illinois November 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Girls in Bikinis and/or Lingerie, Sports on Plasma Screen TV's, Cold Beer and reasonably-priced drinks .... If you could get Hooter's Girls to Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois November 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in on a recent Monday afternoon and discovered about six dancers and maybe twenty patrons listening to jukebox rock and hip-hop while Read more... |
| State Street Station Rockford, Illinois October 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited SSS Wednesday evening about 9:00 p.m. and stayed for a couple of hours. After 8PM the upstairs bar and stages are opened and more Read more... |
| Atlantis Ford Heights, Illinois September 14, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Saturday Night we arrive about 10 PM. As stated previously, this club is in an isolated industrial area, right off the 394 Interstate at Lincoln Read more... |
| Silver Bullet Bar Urbana, Illinois September 14, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Tuesday night and I got there about 9:00 p.m. The Silver Bullet used to be one of the best kept secrets in Central Illinois. Now, thanks to the Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Last week, weekday evening about 6 PM. There were maybe six dancers working and another 3-4 hanging around drinking and flirting with the Read more... |
| All Star Bar & Grill Mc Cook, Illinois August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... There has been lots of drama at this BAR, which features lingerie-clad and/or bikini-clad dancers who will ride your lap for almost the length Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Monday Night -- Had a chance to watch the Chicago Bears play a pre-season game against Peyton Manning and the Colts. I had paid my $10 cover, Read more... |
| Atlantis Ford Heights, Illinois July 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited Atlantis Saturday night, for my "maiden voyage" after midnight. My buddy and I had heard about this upscale venue located in what may be Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois July 13, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Wednesday at the Rock was a slow night. I guess there may have been about a dozen dancers and they have lost a lot of the Euro's, and Read more... |
| Cellar Joliet, Illinois July 13, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois June 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Arrived just before shift change (7:00) on a Friday evening. After paying a $10 cover, I looked around the room to see if there were any of my Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois June 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in on a Friday evening and was surprised that this venue has become a NO SMOKING club. You can get a wristband and be treated like the Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois June 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Jimmy's has been getting some new talent, since some of their long-time crew have left to check out the "greener pastures" at ATLANTIS, Read more... |
| All Star Bar & Grill Mc Cook, Illinois June 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... All-Star Bar & Grill is a neighborhood bar in an industrial area that its on the outskirts of Lyons and McCook and may be in unincorporated Cook Read more... |
| Lampliter Ottawa, Illinois June 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Saturday Evening about 7 PM -- I turn into the gravel-covered parking lot and all spaces are filled but two. There are several motorcycles and Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois May 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The SkyBox can be a good place to stop by and have a few beers and watch pussy this/close on stage. There are several TV's placed strategically Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois May 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... When you think of the "McDonalds" of strip club experiences; you gotta include Crazy Rock. 1) You can see the same regulars at their corner Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois May 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... OK, I'm a fan. That should not obscure my objectivity. Jimmy's GC is what most restaurants should try to emulate. Management wants people who Read more... |
| Our Dolls Hammond, Indiana May 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited club about 6:30 in the evening and it was fairly quiet. About 6 dancers and a dozen customers ... Low key environment, relaxed and the Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois January 13, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... From what was a potentially a good club to plan your visit around to Chicago South Suburbs; Club 390 has slipped into mediocrity. There may be Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois January 13, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... As a regular weekly patron, I have come to appreciate the consistent manner in which this club trats its customers. No Cover charge, free Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Hammond, Indiana September 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Deja Vu Hammond is located in an obscure industrial area and you would hardly notice that it exists from the Interstate. Da PLACE Clean as Read more... |
| Our Dolls Hammond, Indiana September 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Friday around 6:30 until about 8 PM. I suggest that you read an earlier post re: decor, lighting, seating, music, etc... Not much has Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois August 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Thursday around mid-day. There had to be at least 20 guys sitting around watching the Cubs on 3 TV's while listening to jukebox selections Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois August 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Jimmy's has a consistent atmosphere dependent upon whether you prefer the dayshift or evening shift. By day, this bar ( which never has a cover Read more... |
| Carl's Lounge Stone Park, Illinois April 25, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... First off, it should be noted that Carl's is not a Strip Club. It's a bar. Yea, they will serve you a burger, pizza and other bar food. Yea, you Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois April 25, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I've made a few visits to the Rock since my last review and do not want to feel prejudiced by a very good series of dances from an ATF or the Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois April 25, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... What can you say about a club that charges you $10 to walk in the door, gives you free pizza and sandwiches and only charges you 50 cents a Read more... |
| Louie D's Lounge Melrose Park, Illinois February 7, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... It's a seedy little bar in an industrial area next to a trailer park. Picture 2 TV's and 2 Pool Tables and a Juke Box where they ask the Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois February 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... A recent visit to Club 390 revealed a few things about this club and its management: They have a great concept located in an industrial Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois December 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Jimmy's is getting some "stiff" competition from the neighboring CLUB 390. There have been dancers leaving for the other club and some have just Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois July 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Just like the previous reviewer indicated, Club 390 management has listened well to its critics and they have gotten this message through to Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois July 18, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Wassup wit da ROCK cutting back on contact in the private dances? Dancers told me that Crazy Wally wants to "clean up" the perception of this Read more... |
| Cowboys Hazel Crest, Illinois July 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Cowboys on Saturday evening is like going across the border and hoping that you keep enough $$$ to get home and don't get stopped for a DUI. Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois July 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... RTY and Horny Boar had some interesting reviews of a place that I support strongly and visit weekly. First, it's a Bar (former restaurant) on a Read more... |
| Carl's Lounge Stone Park, Illinois June 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Carl's is a Guilty Pleasure. Of course, I like to visit during the week and early before the Riff-Raff and Thug Quotient increases. As stated Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois June 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Previous reviews describe this upscale decor and atmosphere very well. I gave one of the earlier reviews and thought that this club had Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois June 14, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Da SKYBOX is hearing footsteps from POLEKATZ and it looked like the talent-level and the crowds here have deteriorated very quickly. With Read more... |
| Cellar Joliet, Illinois June 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Saturday evening after 8 PM, there were maybe 8 dancers circulating the two bars and seating areas in this " low-rent district decorated club." Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois May 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Da ROCK is basically a Bikini Club offering a runway show and Private Fantasy dances. A $5 cover charge after $7 in the evening and $3.25 beers Read more... |
| Play House Romulus, Michigan May 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in Saturday evening and earlier reviews will describe the classy layout, valet parking ($3) and how you will need some $$ to fully enjoy Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois April 23, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Recent late afternoon visit, there were at least 6 or 7 ladies working the room for lap dances, with about 12-13 guys sitting around watching Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois February 18, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... There are some new dancers at Jimmy's and I like the fact that they have gained some experience from other Chicago-area clubs. The fact that Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana February 18, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Why is this Club rated so HIGH ?? Because you can get a nude dancer on your lap for a couple of songs if you buy the "VALUE PACKAGE?" Three (3) Read more... |
| Bobby's Bar Melrose Park, Illinois January 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Vouyeurs and Exhibitionists will have no problem with this club, since your dances are provided in front of several guys shooting pool and a Read more... |
| Foxy's Ocho Rios, Jamaica January 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped by on Saturday evening while in town for a wedding. It is a HUGE step up from the other local club, Shades. Very secure and upscale Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois December 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... It's been about three months since my initial visit and I thought it was time to see "if all the bugs had been ironed out of the system." CLUB Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois December 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Thursday early evening visit and I saw that the proven and experienced talent has been leaving this place and going to other area clubs. There Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois December 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Jimmy's as a Gentlemen's Club ?? Strrretchhing ... I have been a regular for a few years and just absolutely appreciated the "laid-back" casual Read more... |
| Carl's Lounge Stone Park, Illinois November 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Carl's is a Great Bar near O'Hare, SCORES, and other venues along Mannheim Road. They make a fantastic burger and the beer is always COLD and Read more... |
| Cowboys Hazel Crest, Illinois November 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... COWBOYS remains one of the "best-kept-secrets" of the South Suburbs. You will not believe what your $10 admission brings you. Last Tuesday Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana October 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... No BOOze and No Boo's and plenty of BOOBS. I often wonder if the addition of alcohol colors perception of one's strip club experience. I like a Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois October 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Da WEEKEND at Jimmy's is not usually where you will find me. You know the drill ... too many amateurs (payday pimps with their bankrolls Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois September 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Sunday Evening at the "O" and NFL Football is on the HUGE overhead TV screens while topless to "damn near nude" dancers were performing onstage Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois September 2, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Although the Official Grand Opening is not scheduled until later this month, I stopped by twice to get an idea of how this club is trying to Read more... |
| Cowboys Hazel Crest, Illinois September 1, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Recently on a Friday night visit, I went in to scope out some new talent. It had been a while and I still think that a $10 cover and all the Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois August 31, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Unlike the previous poster, I try to sample from the day shift and night shift menu and can truly state that these shifts resemble two different Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois August 31, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday day shift visit and there had to be almost 20 dancers working and the crowd was small in comparison. You could get your choice easily ad Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois August 18, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Sunday evening -- I visited the SSS and found it to be more relaxed than Friday/Saturday crowd. There had to be at least a dozen dancers in Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois July 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday early evening and there were several dancers in JR and maybe 15 to 20 guys. da DEAL It's a former restuarant converted to a nightclub Read more... |
| Wild Goose Inglewood, California July 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Saturday night visit and the placed was fairly packed. There had to ba atleast 25 dancers and several Bachelor Parties were in attendance. Read more... |
| Century Lounge Los Angeles, California July 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Visited Century early Saturday evening. There might have been 8-9 ladies working early. They almost outnumbered the guys who appeared to wanna Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois July 5, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Early evening and (the Bar) had at least 8 dancers circulating amongst 20 guys sitting around listening to juke box music and watching the Read more... |
| Carl's Lounge Stone Park, Illinois June 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday evening visit and I expected a few girls and a relaxed vibe. About 7 PM a lot of guys left and I found myself with about six Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois June 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday afternoon at HB's was pretty tame. One of my ATF's yeah ... (I'm a KENDRA cult-follower) was not working so my $$$ and "magic wand" were Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois June 13, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Da ROCK is such a "guilty pleasure." Picture ex-cheerleaders (mostly thin blonds with "Crest Toothpaste smiles" and "Stepford Wife mentalities" Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois May 10, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday Evening visit in time to see the day shift and the start of the night shift dancers. Had not been to the "O" in a long time and noticed Read more... |
| Our Dolls Hammond, Indiana April 23, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Thursday evening -- Paid $5 Cover at the Door and walked in and noticed a DJ stand to my left, Men's Room straight ahead and 4-5 "private dance Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois April 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Mild Monday evening found me in the Box with about 10-12 customers watching baseball and a perfuntory stage performance. "Can you say ...YAWN?" Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois April 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Wednesday Evening, just before 9:00 shift change, there must have been at least 15 girls on early shift and only a dozen customers. I was Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lake Station, Indiana April 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Used my Free Pass from previous visit and learned that Miller Beer products were on special for $3 bottle. Things were going good. Not many Read more... |
| State Street Station Rockford, Illinois April 4, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Late Thursday night visit, and after paying a $2 Cover (WHY?)I paid $4 per beer which meant $5/tip,. This should keep out the local riff-raff, Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois March 3, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Tuesday Night-- 7:00 pm Roll-Call. I saw that there might be a few New Faces(.. yeah, I said faces..)in da Box. The never-ending saga of Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois February 28, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... After patronizing several clubs around Chicago, I usually wind back up to JR. It's never a cover charge and the Drinks are reasonable and there Read more... |
| Cowboys Hazel Crest, Illinois February 28, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This week I stopped in to see what's new at the club, and to my surprise, very little. The talent is slipping a little and the crowds are down Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lake Station, Indiana January 31, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday afternoon at this small club tucked away from the interstate found myself with about 15 patrons and seven (7) dancers. After paying my $3 Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois January 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Friday Night at the SKYBOX produced little surprises. I paid my $10 cover which entitled me to dosmetic beer and "bar liquor" mixed drinks for Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois January 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Wednesday Night at JR is "hit or miss" The evening drink specials are $6 Pitchers of Vodka-Lemonades or Margaritas.In a "shot and a beer club," Read more... |
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