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July 4, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 185
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Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
March 26, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Well, they have continued their return to older times. The 2 for 1 beer is back. I guess the bucket is still available, but 5 is more than I Read more...

Woody's
Islamorada, Florida
February 19, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
February 13, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I only review this club when something changes, even though I visit regularly. The dancers have started to change, somewhat. A few of the old Read more...

Cheaters
Cocoa Beach, Florida
October 26, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I went back the next day for an afternoon visit. About 6-7 dancers and maybe 10 customers. Beers were $2.50 during happy hour. The dancers Read more...

Lido Cabaret
Cape Canaveral, Florida
October 26, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Sort of a nondescript club from the outside. Inside seemed nicer. Walk in and there is an "L" shaped bar. Tables on past the bar and the stage Read more...

Cheaters
Cocoa Beach, Florida
October 26, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I visited on a Thursday night about 9 PM. Parking was no problem. Cover was $5. The layout is as mentioned in the previous review. I sat at both Read more...

Teasers 2
Key West, Florida
September 15, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I went during the late afternoon on a Friday. I would have expected more than about 10 customers, figuring an after work crowd. I counted 7 Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
September 4, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Had not stopped in since last year. I've not seen my favorite car there, so didn't stop. Today, I did, and my favorite bartender was there. We Read more...

Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, Florida
January 9, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

People keep referring to the "old" Tootsie's. I really wonder if many remember the "old" Tootsie's. I'm not talking about the one that just Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
December 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

OK. Went in to see my favorite bartender again. Wednesday afternoon. She told me they were having an open bar and buffet that evening for Read more...

PlayPen South
Miami, Florida
December 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Average review simply because there was nothing to review. I stopped in the middle of the afternoon. Two guys sitting, one with a dancer. No one Read more...

Bare Necessity
Miami, Florida
December 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Can't say much more than the previous review. I stopped in during the early afternoon. Not a large parking area, but what there was was about Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
October 30, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Saw my favorite bartenders car in the lot as I was driving by. Stopped, told her hello, had a beer and left. Still remodeling. Still won't Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
August 16, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

It’s been almost a year since I’ve stopped in. I went early afternoon, around 1 PM. This time, parking was not a problem, but only because no Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
July 6, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This club has gone through a number of changes the last few years. It has now reached rock bottom, IMHO. A couple of weeks ago I stopped by for Read more...

Showgirls
South Miami, Florida
May 23, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in a couple of times over the last two weeks, with a friend, on a weekday around 1-2 PM. No cover, and beers were $3. A bucket of 5 Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
April 9, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Went in Friday evening. Had not been in on an evening in almost a year. Guess that will be about my next evening visit. Dancer quality, below Read more...

Showgirls
South Miami, Florida
April 8, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in with a friend on a weekday around 1 PM. No cover, and beers were $3. There were about 6 dancers and perhaps 10 customers. They had Read more...

Woody's
Islamorada, Florida
January 13, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I hadn’t been to Woody’s in over 20 years, but decided to check it out when I was passing by one evening. After reading the last few reviews, I Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
September 12, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I went at an unusal time for me, about 3 AM. If you read previous reviews, nothing much different. Only things that were, quality of service and Read more...

Body Talk Sports Bar
Port St. Lucie, Florida
July 27, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I was in on a Tuesday, late afternoon. About 7 customers and 4 dancers. The palce is a pastie bar and the dancers seemed to do their best to Read more...

Angels Adult Entertainment
North Miami, Florida
June 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Average rating since it is really not a rating. Kyle, I would still like to hook up with you and visit a club in the Miami area and compare Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
June 23, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by on Tuesday afternoon. Nothing much happening. Spent some time talking with the bartender, which is very nice, as reported before. I Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
June 9, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I don't get to this club as often as I used to, and I miss it. It is still a favorite. When I stopped, my first impression was, no problem Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
May 19, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in a little later then my normal time. They have a middle shift that starts at 5 PM. The early one starts at noon, and then another at Read more...

PlayPen South
Miami, Florida
May 18, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in about 5 PM on Tuesday. They still have $3 beers at happy hour. The music was overly loud. One customer, right after I walked in, Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
April 27, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I went by on a Wednesday afternoon. PARKING, as always, a problem. Not sure they can do anything about it, as there is no place to expand Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
March 24, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Wednesday update. My favorite bartender was not there. Also, the two new dancers were not there when I arrived, but came in later. Turns out, Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
March 23, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I checked the club out on a Tuesday afternoon. I was in luck. My favorite bartender was there. Also, two new dancers, both pretty nice, Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
March 10, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

It has been some time since I reviewed this club. I have stated before, this is my favorite local club, other than the parking. That has not Read more...

PlayPen South
Miami, Florida
January 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

As I sated, in my last review "Place was not very busy. I saw about 10 customers and 6-7 dancers. There is no parking or cover charge, a plus. Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
January 26, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Went by Tuesday afternoon to see my favorite bartender. She wasn't there. She was the only reason to visit this club, since my favorite dancer Read more...

PlayPen South
Miami, Florida
January 6, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in last week, one evening. Place was not very busy. I saw about 10 customers and 6-7 dancers. There is no parking or cover charge, a Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
January 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Went by Tuesday evening. They wanted a cover, I think it was $5, but couldn't hear over the LOUD "music". For a club as bad as this one is, Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
November 18, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I went by Wed. afternoon to have a couple of beers. The new owners are starting to spend some cash. They fixed a pothole filled parking lot, and Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
November 10, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

It's been almost a month since I've been in this club. The main thing I've noticed, might be of interest to Kyle, is that the dancers are mostly Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
October 14, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Still the same as it has been. Only new thing I've seen is food is served. I've not tried anything to eat and doubt I will, but it is there. Read more...

Showgirls
South Miami, Florida
October 5, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in one evening lasr week. I saw nothing noteworthy about this club. There is a $5 cover and the beers were $4.50, I believe. The Read more...

PlayPen South
Miami, Florida
September 4, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by to see if there was any improvement since my last visit some months ago. I'm sorry to say, but I saw none. The only reason I can Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
July 8, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by after the club was sold. Changes are starting, but I know it will take time to raise the rating of this club. Most of those that Read more...

Booby Trap
Homestead, Florida
June 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I’ve heard this club has been sold to the owner of Masters and Pink Pony. I don’t know if this is true, but what I’ve heard. The current owner Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
May 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

As I stated before, this is my favorite local club, other than the parking. You often get blocked in and have to wait till they get others to Read more...

Gold Rush
Miami, Florida
April 27, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I am giving this place an average mark because I don't think it could be as bad as it was, on a regular basis. Granted I was there early Read more...

PlayPen South
Miami, Florida
April 17, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I've been stopping in, off and on, since my last review. Most everything inside the club has gotten worse. Dancers have gone downhill in a big Read more...

Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, Florida
April 9, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I had not been to Tootsie’s since back in January, so I thought I’d stop back in to see if that visit was an anomaly. It seems to have been. Read more...

Diamond Dolls
Pompano Beach, Florida
March 18, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I made a stop by here based on the most recent review. I just happened to be in the area. I got there just after they opened, about 11:45 AM. I Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
March 5, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

It has been some time since I stopped in, so I thought I would check it out again. Like the last review, it still seems to have a less Latin Read more...

Trap Lounge
North Miami, Florida
February 26, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by the Trap on the way home from work. I’d not stopped in for some time. All was about the same, just different dancers. Most were in Read more...

Goldfinger
Sunrise, Florida
February 9, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in Monday evening around 10 PM. I had gone by Vegas, up the street, but no more then a few cars in the parking lot. Goldfinger is a Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
January 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped back by to see my new friend, but she wasn’t there. I did see the dancer I took to the champagne room. She was latched on to what Read more...

Trap Lounge
North Miami, Florida
January 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped by again to see if that last visit was the new norm. Didn’t seem to be. No dancer there interested me, and none were anything to write Read more...

Tootsie's Cabaret
Miami, Florida
January 28, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I had not been to Tootsie’s in awhile, so I thought I’d stop in. It was early in the afternoon, about 1:30. I counted about 20 dancers, but they Read more...

Stir Crazy
Miami, Florida
January 23, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I hadn’t been here in some time. Had a few minutes and dollars to spare, so thought I’d update the reviews. I almost wish I’d not gone. I spent Read more...

Trap Lounge
North Miami, Florida
January 13, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I stopped in Tuesday afternnon about 4. The place was fairly busy, I thought. About 16 customers and 6 or 7 dancers. None of the dancers were Read more...

Vegas Cabaret
Lauderhill, Florida
January 13, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

It had been awhile since I had been up near this club, so I figured I stop in and check it out. I didn’t have much time or money. As it turns Read more...

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