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| Kappa Kabanna Kappa, Illinois February 21, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I was here on February 20, a Wednesday evening, from 10:00 to midnight. The club is in the middle of nowhere (actually in Kappa, IL, population Read more... |
| PT's Sports Cabaret Sauget, Illinois January 22, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I visited this club on January 21. The place was basically dead from 10:00 pm to midnight, with a lot of pissed off dancers, and too many Read more... |
| Adelita Bar Tijuana, Mexico January 17, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I was here on Monday, 1/14. First, a formality...I will again state my position that this establishment should not be listed on this site, as it Read more... |
| Thee Dollhouse Tampa, Florida January 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I spent about 45 minutes at this club on New Year's Day while waiting from a flight from the Tampa airport, which is about two miles away. The Read more... |
| Bombshells Phoenix, Arizona November 13, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club the night of November 13. It is a small club, and a little on the cramped side. Cover was $9 on a Tuesday night. There are Read more... |
| PT's Sports Cabaret Sauget, Illinois November 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... PT's--Sauget is my local club of choice. However, last night (actually, earlier this morning), insomnia, doubtless resulting from the pangs of Read more... |
| Dollie's Playhouse Washington Park, Illinois October 17, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I had not been in Dollie's for almost a year, but it is like the "old reliable." There is virtually no turnover with the staff, and very little Read more... |
| Men's Club Of Dallas Dallas, Texas August 4, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was here on Monday, July 30. I asked the cabbie to take me to Baby Dolls...he said that Baby Dolls was closed, and recommended this club (I Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas August 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This is the best strip club that I have been in. The girls are gorgeous, with 8s and 9s predominating. The cover is cheap, at $3 on weeknights. Read more... |
| PT's Show Club Centreville Centreville, Illinois May 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was here on Thurday, 5/10. I had last been to this club in 1990, and it appears that there has not been any improvement or maintenance to the Read more... |
| Adelita Bar Tijuana, Mexico May 6, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I am rating this place as what it is--a whorehouse--rather than as what it is not--a strip club. There is a small stage where some of the Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois November 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club during the evening of November 2, while on business in Springfield, our lovely state capital. As such, this club was a Read more... |
| Miss Kitty's Washington Park, Illinois September 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited this club during a late afternoon/early evening weekday shift, as I was looking for a change of pace from Dollie's. The club is Read more... |
| Dancers Show Club Indianapolis, Indiana August 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club 8/16 from about 9 to 12. The club consistently has exceedingly attractive dancers, but mileage is not as high as at Brad's Read more... |
| PT's Sports Cabaret Sauget, Illinois August 1, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This has become one of my two local clubs of choice over the past six months or so. There is a full bar and a kitchen with reasonably good Read more... |
| Hollywood Show Club Washington Park, Illinois June 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club from about 8 to 11 on Thursday, 6/29. Although they advertise no cover until 7:00, I just walked in at about 8:00. Only Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana June 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Had an uncharacteristically mediocre visit on Thursday, June 15 from about 9:00 to midnight. The place was crowded, but that wasn't a problem, Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia May 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club from about 5 pm to 9 pm while on business in Atlanta on 5/10. This club does its part toward negating Atlanta's reputation Read more... |
| PT's Sports Cabaret Sauget, Illinois April 2, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visited this club on Saturday night/Sunday morning, April 1-2, for what was a rare (and will be unique) weekend visit. For an old guy like me Read more... |
| Dollie's Playhouse Washington Park, Illinois March 21, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I spent a couple of hours here on Monday afternoon. DO NOT go to this club if you are the "gentlemen's club" type. Definitely do not go this Read more... |
| Penthouse Club Sauget, Illinois March 9, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I went to this club on March 7, primarily out of curiousity to see how it compared to the neighboring (and corporately-related) PT's Sports Read more... |
| Bare Elegance Hawthorne, California January 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club from ten p.m. to 1:30 close on Monday, January 9. The most conspicuous thing about this club is the "eye candy" quality of Read more... |
| PT's Sports Cabaret Sauget, Illinois January 2, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... During the last reporting period, I have visited this club on three or four occasions, and I have found that my first visit, reflected in my Read more... |
| PT's Sports Cabaret Sauget, Illinois December 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I went to this club Thursday evening, about 9-12, on 12/1. It is in the nightclub complex in Sauget, which is sort of the adult entertainment Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana November 14, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Returned to BBF on Saturday, 11/12, and was there from 7:30 to 11:30. The place was quite slow when I first arrived. I went into VIP at 10:00 Read more... |
| Dancers Show Club Indianapolis, Indiana November 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I was at this club on November 10 from about 11:00 to 12:30 a.m. Dancers has a reputation for having the "Playboy Bunny" or "Barbie Doll" type Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana October 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I was at Brad's on Saturday, 10/01 from 4-7:30. It was a little disappointing, in that there were very few girls, which was also a problem that Read more... |
| Club Cabaret Creve Coeur, Illinois September 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This is, without a doubt, the strangest club I have ever been in. It includes a number of ancillary businesses, such as a barber shop, a Read more... |
| Dancers Show Club Indianapolis, Indiana August 31, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Dancers the night of August 30. As noted before, it is club with some pretentions to class. There were three stages in operation. Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana August 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Alas, dead on Monday night, 8/22. I was there from 10:00 to 2:00 (have to give things a chance to turn around on their own.) Very few dancers, Read more... |
| Industrial Strip Hammond, Indiana August 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I went to this club on Tuesday, August 23 while in the area on business. I was there from about two to five in the afternoon. As one would Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana July 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I was at Brad's from about 6 to 9 on the evening of 7/8, an unusual weekend visit for me. The crowd was kind of thin, although one of the Read more... |
| Dancers Show Club Indianapolis, Indiana July 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I visited Dancers recently, for the first time in a couple of years, to diversify my Indy strip club experience from the old reliable, Brad's. Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana June 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Was at Brad's last night (6/9) from about 9 to 2. The place was packed when I first got there, but the crowd thinned out about midnight. They Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana May 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I went to Brad's yesterday, 04/30, during the late afternoon/early evening shift. Lots of girls available for dances. I added two to my Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana April 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I returned to Brad's on Wednesday, March 30 for what was, I am sorry to say, only my first visit of 2005. It was a perfect visit, though...just Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana December 21, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I went to Brad's mid-week for my year end pilgrimage. As usual, a great place to hang out for an hour or five. Got dances from Jazmine, Kim Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana December 4, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I was at Brad's the last Monday night in November, and, uncharacteristically, the club was almost empty and kind of dead in terms of atmosphere. Read more... |
| Big Louie's Too St. Robert, Missouri October 24, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I see that this club is no longer listed on the Top Forty, and one recent poster has suggested some shenanigans in all of the reviews that put Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana October 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I went to Brad's 10/22. I am sorry to report that Rachel, in my opinion the best dancer at the club, has retired from dancing to motherhood. Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana October 4, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I made a three hour trip to go to Brad's on Friday night, and it was worth every minute. I was concerned about the customer/dancer ratio on a Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana September 1, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I made a trip to Brad's on 8/30. As usual, it was a very enjoyable evening. Although the customer to dancer ratio varies considerably from Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana August 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This is an outstanding club--probably the best in the Indy area. The girls are generally very attractive--mostly 8s and above. The best times Read more... |
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