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July 9, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 190
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Million Dollar
Mississauga, Ontario
January 15, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

So after a disappointment at Midway Invader I'm on my way back to Million Dollar (same night as my earlier visit to MD). Second experience Read more...

Midway Invader
Mississauga, Ontario
January 15, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

After reading some of the reviews here I was completely disappointed by this place. 11:30 PM on a Tuesday night. Club is not very full. Most Read more...

Million Dollar
Mississauga, Ontario
January 15, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

After hearing about Million Dollar from a dancer at Club Pro, I decided to check it out the next time I was in town. What I liked right off the Read more...

Club Pussycat
Baltimore, Maryland
October 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived late on a Wednesday night (1 AM). There were a few patrons and dancers. Was approached by one dancer--definitely a "no" candidate from Read more...

Jewel Box (downstairs)
Baltimore, Maryland
October 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

On the positive side, this place stayed open until about 2:20 for me (after Oasis kicked us out at about 1:45 AM). There were only a few Read more...

Cheeks Tavern
Pemberton, New Jersey
October 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Move over PlayHouse, I think you've met your match. This place is way out, especially if you're coming from Philly or the western suburbs. Read more...

Bare Elegance
New York City, New York
August 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Decided to check-in with this place around 12:15a on a Tuesday night. For some reason, I'm strangely drawn to this place and keep hoping Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
August 6, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After a hiatus of about a year I found myself at OG again. The first thing that struck me was that the inside had had a makeover. Most Read more...

Bare Elegance
New York City, New York
May 2, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

So, despite my better judgment, I decided to give this place another chance. Went on a Wednesday evening around 11:50. There were probably 4 Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
May 2, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I've been a big fan of PH over the years and always make a point of stopping by whenever I'm within 75 miles or so. Went here Tuesday night Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
March 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I generally rate this club very high. I've been a fan of it for years and make a point of stopping in whenever I'm in NJ, including the trip Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
March 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After a terribly disappointing experience at Bare Elegance, I made my way to Stilletto, er, now Lace 2. As a very satisfied patron of the Read more...

Bare Elegance
New York City, New York
March 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I had previously been neutral to slightly warm on this place based upon a previous visit. Boy, was I disappointed this time. Went there around Read more...

Circus Bar & Restaurant
Baltimore, Maryland
January 24, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After a dismal experience at Mouse Trap I landed here next. I was immediately impressed by the size--much larger than MT--and the number of Read more...

Mouse Trap
Baltimore, Maryland
January 24, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

My second time to the block, first time to Mouse Trap. Showed up at about 12:15 AM on a Wednesday night. Very disappointing. There were only Read more...

Crazy Horse Theatre
San Francisco, California
November 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Went in around 11:50 PM on a Tuesday night. The crowd was very light, maybe 20 people. Approximately 10-12 dancers were there. I had been to Read more...

PT's All Nude
Denver, Colorado
October 5, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Having been at Penthouse the night before, I found this club a bit seedier. Don't get me wrong, I don't have a problem with kind of seedy, but Read more...

Penthouse Club
Denver, Colorado
October 5, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Went here last night around 12:30 AM. I found the club interior to be upscale. I think I mis-read some of the reviews thinking that there was Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
September 27, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to this club last week. As others have mentioned, based upon the reviews I had to check it out for myself. The club was ok, but Read more...

Bare Elegance
New York City, New York
September 27, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Went here on a Wednesday night near midnight. Others have described the place fairly accurately. On this night there were like 5 dancers. Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
September 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

First time at Lace 2 since they renamed it from Stiletto and changed the program from nude juice bar to topless with alcohol. I found the Read more...

Club Pro
Vaughan, Ontario
September 6, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Decided to try this club as I was looking for something new and as a fallback it was near another one of my GTA favorites, Whiskey Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
June 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Went here on a Monday and Tuesday night, both times around 11:30 PM and stayed until about 2:00 AM. Low crowds both nights. (Tuesday night the Read more...

Mons Venus
Tampa, Florida
April 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Finally got a chance to check this place out for myself. As others have said, the place is good--easily one of the best I've been to in the Read more...

Scarlett's Cabaret
Hallandale, Florida
April 23, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

After no luck at Cheetah, I headed here. I arrived around 12:30 AM on a Monday morning. The place was about 1/2 full. There was a good Read more...

Cheetah
Hallandale Beach, Florida
April 23, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Based upon the last few reviews here, I decided to go to Cheetah over Scarlett's. Was there on a Sunday night, around 11:30. The place was not Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
April 11, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in at PH last night, Monday, around 11:45 PM. This was probably my fifth visit. Overall I felt the dancer quality was down a bit from Read more...

Fare Club (at Cabaret Royale)
Dallas, Texas
April 5, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived at Baby Dolls around 1:50 AM on a Wednesday. As BD was closing they had someone handing out information to Fare Club. I had been once Read more...

Hawaii Theatre
City of Industry, California
February 21, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I've been to a few clubs in my time. I *thought* I was prepared for this club. I guess I should have read more than the last few reviews. I'm Read more...

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub
Vancouver, British Columbia
January 30, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Was recommended No. 5 Orange by a visiting dancer at a club in TO who is a regular at No. 5. I came away impressed with No 5 Orange. I did Read more...

Club Downtown
Montreal, Quebec
January 24, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

After reading the various reviews here for Montreal clubs I decided on Club Downtown. In terms of the price, the club is right on--can't beat Read more...

Flashdancers
New York City, New York
September 29, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This was my first time to the club. Thursday night, approximately midnight. The place was packed. There were probably between 40-50 dancers. Read more...

Balloons
Providence, Rhode Island
June 14, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I think Balloons is getting a bum rap here from some of the folks. Recently went here after getting shutdown at Cheaters. Actually, I like Read more...

Scruples
Bridgeport, Connecticut
June 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I think this place is over-rated. I've been here a couple of times now (late weeknights) and found the gals between 4-6's. The last time I was Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
June 13, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I've been a big fan of OG over the years. Went here on a Monday night 11 PM-ish. I was quite surprised by the lack of crowd. They had only Read more...

Whiskey A GoGo
Concord, Ontario
March 22, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

There's a lot to like about this club. Tops on that list is the quality of dancer. Went on a Tuesday night around 10:30. The place was Read more...

Shotgun Willie's
Glendale, Colorado
February 24, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I wasn't that impressed with Willie's. Maybe the other reviews set my expectations too high. Went there at midnight on a Thursday night. The Read more...

Mardi Gras
Springfield, Massachusetts
February 24, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to Mardi Gras at about midnight on a Wednesday night. As usual, the place was fairly crowded. Seemed to be about 20 dancers. This place Read more...

TJ's Showgirl Theater
Stanton, California
February 8, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I've been a big fan of TJ's over the years, generally giving it 8's. Like one of the other reviewers, I too remember the good ole days of $10 Read more...

Nitro Club
Boulder, Colorado
February 8, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This was my second time to Allstars. This time a Tuesday night, 11 PM. Tonight there were about 40 patrons and 12-15 dancers. Finally got a Read more...

Nitro Club
Boulder, Colorado
January 12, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Understanding that Denver is a "no-touch" city I had few expectations of any club. I must say that I was reasonable impressed with Allstars. I Read more...

Cabaret Royale
Dallas, Texas
December 15, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to CR at 12 AM on a Wednesday night. This was after I had made the mistake of going to the Fare Room next door. Note there are two clubs. Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
December 14, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

After a two month hiatus (and lackluster time earlier in the night at VIP Club) I returned to Stiletto. Arrived at about 1 AM on Monday night. Read more...

VIP Club Of New York
New York City, New York
December 14, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Made my first trip to VIP last night. It was a Monday night about 11:45. There were maybe 12-15 dancers there max, with less than double that Read more...

Playhouse Lounge
Burlington, New Jersey
October 18, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

(This is a replacement review for an "oh crap" we accidently deleted some reviews...) Was at the PH last month. I like to think that I've done Read more...

Oasis Goodtime Emporium
Atlanta, Georgia
October 18, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

After no sign of contact at Pink Pony, I decided to see if I'd have any better luck at Oasis. Arrived there about 1:15 AM on a Tuesday morning. Read more...

Pink Pony
Atlanta, Georgia
October 18, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to the Pink Pony 12 am on a Monday night. The place was surpringly full. I think the comments are right on about the quality of women, Read more...

Lace 2
New York City, New York
October 17, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to Stilletto twice last week. This place consistenly provides the highest mileage in the city. Prices have increased slightly since my Read more...

Olympic Garden
Las Vegas, Nevada
June 10, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

My second time to OG in as many years. Went here on a Wednesday night 11:30-1:30. Place was pretty busy. Lots of women to choose from. Most Read more...

Little Darlings
Lemon Grove, California
May 25, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

After a complete disaster at Ten's Showplace I ventured here. One word, oasis! Monday night, 11:45. Honestly, the club was slow. There were Read more...

Ten's Showclub
San Diego, California
May 25, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

I would have given this club a '1' if the staff there wasn't so damn nice. 11 PM on a Monday night, I enter the club and become their second Read more...

Upper Brass
Toronto, Ontario
May 24, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Having been a staunch fan of the (lower) Brass Rail over the years, I finally decided to give the Upper Rail a try. The first difference Read more...

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