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| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California April 27, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Finished my business in Orange County a bit early, which gave me the time to check this place out...based on the reviews, I thought I might or Read more... |
| Scarlett's at Ybor Strip Tampa, Florida April 8, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Hadn't been here for a LONG time.... back in Tampa's "Golden Age" I'd stop by for a little stress relief every few months, every time I was in Read more... |
| Plaza Saloon Baltimore, Maryland March 29, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in for a little while last night. Drama central as usual. Only one good looking dancer, who was totally stoned. I sat with her for Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey February 2, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I don't get here that often, living 3 hours away. But when in the area, I always do stop by. And I did last week. There's been some LE Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. December 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I stopped in after work a few weeks back. The good news..there are two or three major hotties there now...a couple bruisers also, as usual, but Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey October 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I hadn't been by in a while...it is, after all, a 3-hour drive...and it seemed a bit more than before that if you're not a regular, they're a Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. August 17, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Went in late afternoon on a recent Thursday, a time which has been pleasantly satisfying in the past. But this time it had all the energy of a Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey August 4, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Full range of ladies here Tuesday night, from a couple solid nines down to one well into the negative numbers, a beast who could play linebacker Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. June 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... With no expectations, I came in, thinking I'd just have an expensive beer or two. Ended up with a cute Brazilian who was very much into Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey May 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The last review is right-on. I couldn't have said it better. I only rate it at 9 because the dancer quality isn't always top-notch, but with Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. May 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... A wise sage on another board advised, "Have no expectations." As in...if you think it will be good, it may be bad. Or if you think it may be Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. April 6, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... ttoo's review is right on...I agree with all he says, including the rating. And for those who might think all the dancers are on the lower Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey April 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... My first time back in a few months....things had gotten a bit chilly for a while due to a few visits by LE. But the weather is now heating up, Read more... |
| Camelot Washington, D.C. March 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Since I like contact, this is not my kind of club. But I was in the area with time to kill, so I stopped by. The dancers are very nice Read more... |
| Good Guys Washington, D.C. February 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The last review is accurate, except that after work it can be very crowded. If you go to a club for the scenery...this place will work for Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey January 4, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I don't get here enough to be a regular. This used to never be a problem, as I never failed to leave satisfied. Not so this time...the Read more... |
| Plaza Saloon Baltimore, Maryland October 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Third and final club for my Saturday night sojourn. Dancer quality here continues to improve...several definite hotties, all very willing and Read more... |
| Jewel Box (downstairs) Baltimore, Maryland October 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Stop no. 2 for Saturday was here. More activity than at the Pussycat, by far. But nothing to write home about. Bought a small drink for Read more... |
| Club Pussycat Baltimore, Maryland October 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This place is normally bustling, especially on a weekend night. But I stopped in at about 8:00 Saturday, to see....two dancers of mediocre Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey September 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... That review I wrote July 21? Cancel that.... I'm pleased to report that the glory days have returned. I'm still recovering from Sunday's Read more... |
| Plaza Saloon Baltimore, Maryland August 24, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I hit the Block on a Friday night, not a good time for action, we all know. I just wanted to have a few beers, and do a little informal survey Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey July 21, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Not all good things must come to an end, but some things do. And this may have been one of those. After the bust, the tents are now open. Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. June 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Rumors of nice handsy under-the-table contact here at the Palace are true, I'm pleased to confirm. Not every girl, not every time, but yes Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey May 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... There is an absolutely gorgeous little Asian dancer there named Mylin...perfect face, perfect body: definitely a Ten. It's been written on Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey April 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I made a visit on a Saturday late afternoon, day 1 of the "Smoke- Free" Cheeks. I put that in quotes for a reason...ashtrays were distrubuted Read more... |
| Circus Bar & Restaurant Baltimore, Maryland March 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... The stars were aligned one Sunday afternoon recently, and I was able to obtain what has become a rarity on the Block: a satisfying handshake Read more... |
| Jewel Box (downstairs) Baltimore, Maryland February 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I've been away from the Block for a while now due to a fair number of generally bad experiences. But something told me to come by on a weekday, Read more... |
| Royal Palace Washington, D.C. January 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I've stopped by here a couple times since the reviews started to improve. It is indeed much better than it was a few years back. Dancers and Read more... |
| Cheeks Tavern Pemberton, New Jersey December 31, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Passing through the area, my original intent was to hit Playhouse as I normally do when I'm in the area. But based on reviews, I decided to Read more... |
| Camelot Washington, D.C. November 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I just can't get into places like this. Yeah, the women are beautiful, and some have nice moves. But you can't touch, and really can't Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland October 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Every now and then, I stop in here because it's closeby. It's OK, in that the girls are very cute and very friendly. And the laps aren't Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey September 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I don't give 10's. I just don't. Nope, I don't. I've been to clubs all over the country, and some have been great, but I just don't give a Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland August 26, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... If I hadn't been to a lot of other lap clubs, I'd probably like this place a lot. The dancers are friendly and, for the most part, quite hot. Read more... |
| Plaza Saloon Baltimore, Maryland July 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Sometimes I'm just in the mood for a trip to the Darkside, in which case the Plaza is the place to head. Dancer quality ranges 1 to 7, and Read more... |
| Red Room Baltimore, Maryland June 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... What is this world coming to?!? The Nugget has tried to go upscale! They put a hardwood floor at the foot of the stairs, and cleaned up the Read more... |
| Club Pussycat Baltimore, Maryland May 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Some fairly nice looking young'uns here, last time I stopped by. Ogling was good. But the frisky factor was way down. Of course this was at Read more... |
| Jewel Box (upstairs) Baltimore, Maryland April 7, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Here a while ago...the Blockettes were attractive and reasonably friendly. But the moment they began to be **really** friendly, the bitchy Read more... |
| Camelot Washington, D.C. March 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This place clearly has a following...I've been here 3 or 4 times, and it's always packed. And the women are gorgeous...no doubt about that. Read more... |
| Good Guys Washington, D.C. February 7, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... A nice place to knock down a beer or two and ogle a bit. Some nice lookers, and friendly. But if you like contact, you shouldn't be in DC. Read more... |
| Seven Seas Tampa, Florida January 7, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I'm giving this a Six, to be fair. I had far less than a "6" experience, but I blame myself for the most part. This was my annual trip to Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey December 13, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... There have been reports on another board of crackdowns, so I was tempted to forego my normal sidetrip to the PH, which is usually a highlight Read more... |
| Showcase Theater Beltsville, Maryland November 10, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Not a bad place, but not really what I go for. Girls are very friendly, and the BYO feature is nice. The laps, however, are very public, and Read more... |
| Club Pussycat Baltimore, Maryland October 13, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Very hit-at-miss. I've been here twice in recent months. The first: excellent: several cute young Blockettes very willing to please, at Read more... |
| Jewel Box (downstairs) Baltimore, Maryland August 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Some good reviews had been posted on another source, so I decided to visit. Word is that certain willing Blockettes will escort you to the Read more... |
| Rick's Seattle, Washington July 18, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I get to Seattle a couple times a year, and I have this routine: I schedule a flight that gets in at noon or so, get my rental car, head up I-5 Read more... |
| Oasis Baltimore, Maryland June 21, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Much more gentrified than most Block clubs. This can be good or bad. It's good if you just want to chill with a beer and ogle. Bad if you're Read more... |
| Red Room Baltimore, Maryland May 15, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I used to rate this club fairly high...never great, but always above average, based on friendliness of the Blockettes and the bartenders, and Read more... |
| Rick's Seattle, Washington April 9, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Back in the city on business last week, I found my rental car on autopilot down Lake City Way once again. Funny how that happens.... First Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey February 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I don't get up that way much, but when I'm in the area, I always find an excuse to stop in. I enjoy it most in lapshorts season: the barside Read more... |
| Scarlett's at Ybor Strip Tampa, Florida January 16, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Was in town last week, stopped by as I always do. Based on my conversations with several dancers and back-room experiences with two of them, Read more... |
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