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July 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 187
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Seven Seas
Tampa, Florida
June 5, 2008
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I give Seven Seas a value rating of 10 because of the sleaze factor. This club has "always" (last 10 years, anyway) been kinda sleazy, but they Read more...

Baby Dolls
Clearwater, Florida
June 5, 2008
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This is a bikini club -- no topless or nude anything. It has it's own bar, but is adjacent to a "sports bar." There are private, "VIP", spaces Read more...

Platinum Showgirls
Tampa, Florida
June 5, 2008
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Maybe I shouldn't review this since I didn't get a lap, but if you went you'd know why. I arrived at 4 PM; there is "no cover" but a $6 drink Read more...

Bare Assets
Holiday, Florida
June 4, 2008
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I dropped into the Bare Assets 12:45 PM having heard a while back that the incomparable (38 triple Ds) Allison, late of the Tanga, might be Read more...

Silk Stockings
Palm Harbor, Florida
June 4, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Went in about 1:45 PM. There was one athletic dancer on stage, allegedly one at the bar, and a waitress better looking and better endowed than Read more...

Diamond Dolls
Clearwater, Florida
June 3, 2008
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It's a nice club. The front lot was full, cars and people, when I drove by, looking for and having missed, Fantasy Nude. Finding Fantasy's lot Read more...

Fantasy Nude
Clearwater, Florida
June 3, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Actually, perhaps I should give a value rating of "10" since I didn't spend any money. I didn't spend any money because there were no dancers -- Read more...

Brass Flamingo
New Port Richey, Florida
June 3, 2008
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It's a nice looking place, kinda small but that's OK, with two stages. The VIP area is furnished a bit like Rick's in Seattle, though it's much Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
June 3, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

This was my first visit to the Tampa Bay area in over a year-and-a-half, largely because so many of my favorites at YSC had departed. To my very Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
May 27, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited L&L fairly early on the night-shift because I was in town and had nothing else to do. (I'm mostly a day-shift guy.) I counted 13 (I Read more...

Filly's Gentlemen's Club
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
May 27, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited Filly's once again only because I was in Winston just after noon. There were lotsa cars in the lot, but only one dancer was visible when Read more...

Harper's
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
May 1, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

I finally visited Harper's in downtown Winston as they call it in NC. I suppose Salem is in Massache(whatever) or Oregon.... Cover is $15, but Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
April 24, 2008
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I continue to rate L&L as my favorite "local" club. Most of my visits are daytime and Marilyn, Wendy, Chris, Candy, Lyric continue to be Read more...

Platinum Plus
Greenville, South Carolina
April 24, 2008
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Hadn't been here for a year or two, so I stopped in during the noon hour hoping for improvement. Nada. Still the same mind-numbing, deafening Read more...

Paper Doll Lounge
Charlotte, North Carolina
February 2, 2008
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This is a huge club which opens at 3 PM. The main doors don't open however, and entry is through a portal to their right. There is a $10 one Read more...

Gold Club
Charlotte, North Carolina
November 30, 2007
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Visited the Gold Club just before 4 PM on a Friday afternoon to see a couple of dancers I knew from otherwhere. There was no one on the door, Read more...

Teddy Bear's
Gastonia, North Carolina
November 14, 2007
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Teddy Bear's is open 12-2 AM Monday and Wednesday-Saturday. It is dark Sunday and Tuesday. There is a full service bar. After reading in a Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
November 14, 2007
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Since returning from my Summer excursion to the Left Coast this fall, I have trekked to L&L several times. Despite having lost two (Kory/dancer Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
September 24, 2007
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I finished my round trip to the Left Coast back in my "home" club in Gastonia mid-afternoon on a Wednesday. There were 9 (NINE!) ladies working; Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
September 14, 2007
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I would not rate this club either a 2 nor a 10 (as in the previous two reviews). Even a 6 may be too high. I spent over 3 hours here early on a Read more...

Gold Cup
Houston, Texas
September 14, 2007
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Continuing my trip East I visited the GC on a Wednesday evening, early. Most of the ladies seemed to be stuck to regular customers, or else the Read more...

Red Parrot
El Paso, Texas
September 13, 2007
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What an *interesting* place. I stopped here on my way West last May and caught the night shift. There was at least one lush, super-hottie, Read more...

Candy Store
Tucson, Arizona
September 10, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I have to say that my return visit to the CS -- I was there on my way West last May -- was a real disappointment. There were no really pretty Read more...

Jet Strip Cabaret
Lennox, California
September 8, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Continuing my trip East I checked into the JS on a Saturday afternoon about 1:30. There were probably 8-10 patrons and maybe 5 girls. They Read more...

Bare Elegance
Hawthorne, California
September 8, 2007
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Continuing my tour as I head East, I visited BE on a Friday just before noon. The parking was three bucks, or $10 if you needed a valet's help. Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
September 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Made my final stop of the summer before heading back East on an early Wednesday afternoon. It was the usual crop of noontime performers plus or Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
August 4, 2007
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So it ain't what it used to be. What is? Fourteenth and K in downtown DC "used to be" hotter than Rick's ever was, and what is it now? A Metro Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
June 14, 2007
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I visited Rick's on consecutive Thursdays. The first trip was early, about noon. There were eight or ten dancers, a lot of silicone, and a Read more...

Fox's
Tacoma, Washington
June 14, 2007
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Arrived about 1 PM on a Thursday. There were 5 dancers, including the Asian woman who has been there at least 5 years, and maybe that many Read more...

Jet Strip Cabaret
Lennox, California
May 30, 2007
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Well, it's not the "New" Jet Strip any more... and it sure ain't Harvey's Club by a bunch! Memorial Day they opened @ 6 PM. I arrived about Read more...

Candy Store
Tucson, Arizona
May 27, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited the Candy Store about 4:30 PM on a Saturday. There was a sizable assortment of attractive dancers, a few blacks and a few Latinas, but Read more...

Red Parrot
El Paso, Texas
May 25, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

After a dull and boring hour at the Tequila Sunrise I visited the Red Parrot (just before and during shift change). There were only a few Read more...

Tequila Sunrise
El Paso, Texas
May 25, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Tequila's showroom is medium sized with the bar slightly separate off to the side and a large, inverted "V" shaped stage. At 1630 hrs on a Read more...

Gold Cup
Houston, Texas
May 24, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

My first visit to Gold Cup was on a Wednesday, mid-afternoon. It wasn't very crowded and there seemed to be an ample number of dancers, but a Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
May 24, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Went to Treasures about 8 PM on a Wednesday. I was virtually ignored. I even did the "tip the waitress big" and ask for a dancer, but nothing Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
May 23, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I started my annual summer excursion to the Left Coast at L&L, still my favorite NC spot. It was about 1630 hrs and there were five or six Read more...

Filly's Gentlemen's Club
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
March 30, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited on Friday afternoon around 2 PM. Lotsa cars in the parking lot; ten or so customers; quite a few attractive dancers. Each dancer did her Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
March 27, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I have stopped here several times in the past coupla months, traveling up and down I-85. I usually hit it mid-week, mid afternoon. There Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
October 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I finished my summer loop back at L&L where I had started in late June. There was some interesting new talent as well as a several longer term Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
October 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

My tour progressed to Tampa where I spent a couple of Sunday evening hours at YSC. After three short, “don’t touch the goodies” encounters, I Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
October 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

At Treasures late Thursday afternoon I sat on the left of the front stage, back against the wall where the DJ couldn’t see, hoping for some Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
October 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Ah, Rick’s. Over the summer made too many visits and spent too much money. I don’t regret any spent having fun (and I had a lot), but somehow Read more...

Honey's Showgirls
Everett, Washington
October 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Time for the summer recap. Made one final trip to Honey’s trying to hook up with a real hottie I encountered on an earlier visit. She wasn’t Read more...

Jaguars
El Paso, Texas
September 26, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Based on previous reviews and subsequent ratings I visited late (5 PM ) on a Tuesday afternoon. There were a handful of customers and about that Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
July 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

On a Saturday afternoon, relatively early, Rick’s had plenty of women, mostly but few spectacular. There were a several 18 year old B-cup cuties Read more...

Sugar's
Shoreline, Washington
July 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Dropped in on Sugar’s on Thursday afternoon. They have redone the inside since my previous visit two years ago. Banquettes a la Honey’s have Read more...

Honey's Showgirls
Everett, Washington
July 14, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

What a difference a year makes. Last season at this time I visited Honey’s. All the women were attractive and all, wanton. Each of the three I Read more...

Market Street Cinema
San Francisco, California
June 29, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Thursday afternoon I toured three theater type “clubs” here in The City. These were The New Century Theater, LA Gals, and The Market Street Read more...

L.A. Gals
San Francisco, California
June 29, 2006
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Thursday afternoon I toured three theater type “clubs” here in The City. These were The New Century Theater, LA Gals, and The Market Street Read more...

New Century Theatre
San Francisco, California
June 29, 2006
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Thursday afternoon I toured three theater type “clubs” here in The City. These were The New Century Theater, LA Girls, and The Market Street Read more...

Jet Strip Cabaret
Lennox, California
June 27, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Checked out the Jet Strip mid-afternoon on a Tuesday. There were a coupla other customers and about five performers. The club is spiffed up a Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
April 29, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I’ve made several visits to L&L over the past few weeks, some either just before or just after stopping at Platinum Plus in Greenville, down Read more...

Platinum Plus
Greenville, South Carolina
April 29, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

I have stopped in at PP four times in the last few weeks, always in the early afternoon, post lunch crowd (if such is the case). My visits have Read more...

Lollipops
Hudson, Florida
October 20, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped by on my way to Tampa. At about 2 PM on Monday I was the second patron. There were four or five dancers, all seeming bored, tired or Read more...

Lipstixx
Tampa, Florida
October 20, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Maybe this is just not a daytime kinda place. At 2 PM on a Tuesday I was the lone customer with the same two middle-aged performers I'd seen Read more...

Fox's
Tacoma, Washington
October 18, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

I whiled away many an afternoon at Fox's this past summer, and I have to say most of my visits were very rewarding. In general the women were, Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
October 18, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited YSC mid-afternoon on Monday, my first time back since June. The day shift is excellent as usual, many lovely and attentive, (mostly) Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
June 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Got to Rick’s about 1530 hours on a Friday and was very impressed by the large number of attractive performers. There was one particularly nice, Read more...

Honey's Showgirls
Everett, Washington
June 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited about one PM on a Friday and was very impressed by both the quality and amount of talent. There was a lot of silicone, but also numerous Read more...

Fox's
Tacoma, Washington
June 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Arrived back in the Seattle area on a Thursday evening and immediately visited Fox’s; the first time since late last September. They have done a Read more...

Platinum Plus
Memphis, Tennessee
June 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Stopped in Memphis Saturday afternoon and went to the Platinum Plus, based on his high rating and reviews on this site. The club is very dark, Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
June 25, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited YSC on Tuesday evening. There were lots of lovely young women dancing. Two or three worked the crowd diligently for VIP laps, but most Read more...

Mons Venus
Tampa, Florida
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This was my first visit to Mons in at least 20 years. The cover is $20 but there is no minimum and no charge for the non-existent VIP rooms. The Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Monday evening. Most of the girls were nice looking. No bow-wows, but no Helens, either. If you want to go to a club and not be hassled for lap Read more...

Lollipops
Hudson, Florida
April 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a blue collar bar (nothing wrong with that), but there’s a lot wrong otherwise. Yes, it’s not bikini any more (assuming it ever was), Read more...

Emperors Gentlemen's Club
Tampa, Florida
February 7, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Dropped in early Friday afternoon. There were no customers and three unattractive performers, not performing of course. I Read more...

Lipstixx
Tampa, Florida
February 7, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Not a zero, because they had dancers, though only two, both quite pitiful. I must be going to this place at absolutely the wrong time of Read more...

Platinum Showgirls
Tampa, Florida
February 7, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Dropped by on Thursday, about 1 PM. Two performers only, one of whom, the redoubtable Temptation, took me lapping. As before, though, this Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
February 7, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited YSC several times during the first week of February. The evening cadre has many cute, petite young women who are quite joyous to look Read more...

Shark Lounge
Daytona Beach, Florida
December 6, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Sharks on Monday before Thanksgiving opened at 6 PM and performances started at 7. Happy hour is 6-9. I think that means drinks were half price. Read more...

Platinum Showgirls
Tampa, Florida
December 6, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Made a quick stop on Tuesday after Thanksgiving right as they opened at noon. There is a $10 cover and a one drink ($5?) minimum. There was no Read more...

Lipstixx
Tampa, Florida
December 6, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Got there at 1 PM Opening) on Thursday as I had a 3 o’clock appointment elsewhere. The first dancer up (each of three girls did a set of four), Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
December 6, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

My first visit after the remodeling covered Monday afternoon and early evening, and the same Tuesday. There were some very nice ladies there Read more...

Leather and Lace
Gastonia, North Carolina
October 30, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Cover was $7, soda 2 bucks. The club is a fairly dark, long room with a bar at one end, a stage at the other where the dancers do two song sets Read more...

Club Pussycat
Baltimore, Maryland
October 28, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

First, a few general comments about the Block in Baltimore: I am continually amazed by reviewers who seem surprised to find more “intimacy” in Read more...

Sands Showgirls
Seattle, Washington
October 19, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Another re-post: Visited the Sands about 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. There were only two vacant spots in the (rather small) parking lot, so I Read more...

Deja Vu Showgirls
Lakewood, Washington
October 19, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a re-post from September as you requested. I'm not sure about the extra time in the VIP area that you promised, 'cause I thought I had a Read more...

Deja Vu Showgirls
Seattle, Washington
September 4, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

There is no daytime cover, but the mandatory soft drink is $7. The club is small, dark and very loud (because it’s small?). The stage lighting Read more...

Fox's
Tacoma, Washington
September 3, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
September 3, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more Read more...

Honey's Showgirls
Everett, Washington
September 3, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more Read more...

Sugar's
Shoreline, Washington
September 3, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

As I continue my survey of Seattle area clubs I should note that the general approach, if not the ambiance, is pretty standard. Usually more Read more...

Fox's
Tacoma, Washington
August 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Looks a lot like Rick’s. Big, dark room; two stages; one song per girl per stage; lotsa pretties. The, presumably new, booths are likewise like Read more...

Bombshellz
Olympia, Washington
August 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

The directions “Off I-5 take Pacific Ave. go right” is so dependent on whether one is going north or south on I-5 as to not improve the odds at Read more...

Rick's
Seattle, Washington
July 24, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited Rick’s on Friday afternoon. It was hotter than Texas outside, but very pleasant within. The large room is filled with small, round Read more...

Riviera Cabaret
Houston, Texas
June 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a kinda small, old place in a strip mall on the north side of Westheimer about 10 blocks west of Treasures. If is fully nude and thus Read more...

Treasures
Houston, Texas
June 21, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

It’s a big place, fairly dark in the corners with two stages, a mezzanine, and a VIP suite to which I was never invited. There were lotsa girls, Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
June 16, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited this past Monday afternoon and early evening. First time since Daytona 500 week (plus one) in February. Not many ladies on either shift; Read more...

Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
Tampa, Florida
February 20, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited YSC Monday afternoon and early evening, and Tuesday and Wednesday afternoons. The club is the same, the prices are the same, and a few Read more...

Lipstixx
Tampa, Florida
February 20, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Visited Lipstixx on a Monday just after opening. Colorful decor and a large seating area, but very dark. The stage was very poorly lit. Not much Read more...

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