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| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina May 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Met Shadowcat on his monthly pilgrimage to Mecca back in March. Just getting around to submitting the review now. I don't know how anyone can Read more... |
| Goldrush Showbar Atlanta, Georgia May 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I vist this club about once a month, and there is always about 50% turnover with the dancers. There are usually more dancers than customers on Read more... |
| Shooters Alley Doraville, Georgia May 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club for the first time in a couple of years. Club is in a diverse ethnic part of town and all ethnic groups of dancers and Read more... |
| Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas, Nevada May 5, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... The good news - club usually has 50 - 75 dancers on day shift. The bad news - usually less than 50 customers, so you are constantly harassed Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia March 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I visited the club in the afternoon on Sat Feb 23. There were only 8 girls in the club and not too many more customers. A couple of the Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan January 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Visited in the afternoon on the day after Xmas. Looks like most dancers must have had their Xmas bills already paid as there were very few Read more... |
| Henry the VIII South Southgate, Michigan January 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Visted the club on a Wednesday afternoon. Eight dancers working and five customers. Henry's is a club where you come in and get what you need, Read more... |
| Bogarts Lounge Inkster, Michigan January 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Visted the club on the Staurday before Christmas, day shift. I was surprised that the club was fairly crowded with both dancers and customers Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia December 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club three times in the last couple months, all mid afternoon. This club is difficult to rate, do to the amount of dancers that Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina December 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Arrived at the club at 1:30pn on Saturday afternoon. Most of my favorite regular dancers were there. There were also several regular customers Read more... |
| Top of Gainesville Gainesville, Georgia November 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Yikes, I can see why this club has had hardly any reviews. Either the customers don't speak English, or they are too iliterate to use a Read more... |
| Chastity's Gold Club Columbia, South Carolina October 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I give this club a "Most Improved" award. This was my fourth visit and my best visit yet. Club had 10 or so dancers, which was at least double Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina October 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I'll have to add my own "10" rating for the convention. Great time with the girls and the other TUSCLers. I certainly enjoyed dances with Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina July 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was also in the club on Saturday afternoon. As stated in the below review the club was packed at 4pm with one bartender and maybe one or two Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana July 26, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club on a Saturday afternoon. Dancers were quite attractive and had great personalities if you can get them away from the regulars. Read more... |
| Hip Hugger Kokomo, Indiana July 26, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Saturday evening during shift change. It took a while for the night girls to get warmed up, hence my lower than average rating for Read more... |
| Filly's Gentlemens Club Lafayette, Indiana July 26, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... One of the most brightly lit strip clubs that I have ever visited. Mirrors on all the walls and a lot of blacklights in the ceiling, made for a Read more... |
| Chances Are Lafayette, Indiana July 26, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Strangest physical layout for a strip club that I've ever seen. Take a warehouse, put in three stages and a bar, a little bit of paint and Read more... |
| Goldrush Showbar Atlanta, Georgia June 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Club is becoming my favorite club in ATL, despite me living 40 miles from the club. Day shift is usually filled with several young (some even Read more... |
| Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas, Nevada June 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on both Saturday and Sunday afternoon. Was very pleasantly surprised at the quality and quantity of girls, even in the middle of the Read more... |
| Heartbreakers Columbia, South Carolina April 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club on Saturday evening, on the way home from Platinum Plus. Club is much smaller than PP, with proportionately less dancers. The Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina April 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Had a great time at PP last Saturday afternoon. Spent about four hours in the club and had dances from at least 10 different dancers. Had Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia January 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stop in at 3pm on a Thusday because I had a couple hours to kill. I immediately head to the restroom before finding a table. I come out of the Read more... |
| Heartbreakers Columbia, South Carolina January 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in at about 1am on a Monday night, on my way back from the TUSCL Southern Chapter Meeting down the street at PP. Club is owned by the Read more... |
| Doll House Atlanta, Georgia January 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited at 4pm on a Thurday afternoon. The parking lot usually looks dead when I drive by, but stopped in based on some recent reviews. Most Read more... |
| Goldrush Showbar Atlanta, Georgia January 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Got to the club at 6 pm pn Saturday night. Club was not very crowded with dancers or customers. The first dancer that comes up to me tells me Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina December 13, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Great time was had at the South Chapter Meeting with Shadowcat, Bones, Pops, and Sheikitout. Shadow and Bones did a great job of directing me Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey December 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Club is generally a high mileage club when it comes to lap dances. In my experience the dances rarely escalate to HJ BJ, or FS. You will find Read more... |
| Suzy's Montgomeryville, Pennsylvania December 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Monday night. Five dancers working, 2 at 200lbs, 2 extremley skinny and one Latina wth bad bolt ons. The Latina was the only one Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia November 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Closest club to my house, so I stop in a couple times a month by default. I din't know why. The theme through most of these reviews is that Read more... |
| Goldrush Showbar Atlanta, Georgia November 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is quickly becoming my favorite club in Atlanta. Too bad I live 30 miles north of the city, and the club is 10 miles south of the city. Read more... |
| Goldrush Showbar Atlanta, Georgia August 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club on a Tuesday at 6pm. Compared to my last visit two years ago, the club had several dancers this visit probably 12- 15. Most Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia August 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Like other reviewers, I believe you have to be a regular to get any kind of attention in this club. The dancers are generally good looking, and Read more... |
| St. James Houston, Texas August 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited at 6pm on a Wednesday night, on my way out of the airport. Club was crowded with customers and dancers at that time. Most of the Read more... |
| Treasures Houston, Texas August 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is a really difficult club to rate. On the up side all the reviews are true regarding the high milege available at this club. On the Read more... |
| Michael's Houston, Texas August 2, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went to the club at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, after reading favorable reviews. Large club that had 6 dancers and maybe four customers when I Read more... |
| Centerfolds Houston, Texas August 2, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club on a Thursday afternoon during happy hour. Beers were $3.75, a great bargain for a strip club, plus a free dinner buffet. I Read more... |
| Seamless Las Vegas, Nevada June 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... First club that earned a 10 from me. Dancers fly in from all over the world to work in Vegas, so of course there are going to be hot looking Read more... |
| Bombshells Phoenix, Arizona June 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Got there in time for shift change on a Tuesday evening. Most of the dancers in the 3 -6 range, with downgrades for lack of personality. The Read more... |
| Christie's Cabaret Phoenix, Arizona June 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on the Tuesday after Memorial Day, in the afternoon. Club had 6 dancers and 10 customers. Dancers ranged from 4 - 7, I guess the Read more... |
| 24K Club Atlanta, Georgia April 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I visit the club during the day about once a month. Club usually has 6 - 8 dancers, ranging from 4 - 8, from all ethnic persuations. Girls do Read more... |
| Leather and Lace Gastonia, North Carolina April 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited abut 2pm on a Thursday afternoon. About 12 dancers and 5 customers when I walked in. Girls ranged from 4- 7. Seemed like all of the Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia April 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Tried the club on a Monday afternoon, all of my previous visits have been in the evening. Noted about ten dancers from 6 - 8, almost all of Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina April 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Thursday at 6 pm and then again on Friday at 1pm. I wish I could rate the club higher, as I believe it deserves a place on the Read more... |
| Chastity's Gold Club Columbia, South Carolina April 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Visited about 1am on a Thursday night, after getting wore out at PP. Agree that the remodeling makes the place look much better. Most of the Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia March 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Alway seem to end up at the Oasis about 11pm - midnight after several drinks at a "regular" bar. Club is always packed with dancers in the 6 - Read more... |
| Tiffany's Atlanta, Georgia January 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... A hidden gem of the ATL strip clubs. Club is off the beaten path for tourists, so it is the perfect place for us regulars to have fun. I only Read more... |
| Landing Strip Romulus, Michigan January 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on my way out of the airport on a Thursday afternoon. Club was about 25% full with 10 - 12 dancers. Dancers ranged from 5 - 8 and Read more... |
| Henry the VIII Lounge Inkster, Michigan January 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on my way home from Bogart's, since this place is just around the corner. What a mistake. Club is very small and incredibly smoky. Read more... |
| Bogarts Lounge Inkster, Michigan January 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Went to the club on $10 Tuesday, during the day. About 20 girsl working, ranging from 4 - 8. Only two 8's. As previous reviews describe, the Read more... |
| Omar's Lansing, Michigan November 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Wow! I was in town for a football game at MSU and visited the club for the first time in three years or so. Went on Friday night before the Read more... |
| Fare Club (at Cabaret Royale) Dallas, Texas October 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club probably holds 300 people, but I have never seen more than 30 customers in the club at one time. There are usually one or two large Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas October 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on a Wednesday evening. First visit since last April. Contrary to some recent reviews, I noted that the mileage was way down since Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey October 3, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Second time here, second 10 for the PH. Visited on a Wednesday at 6pm. noted several American girls working at that time. Had LD's with at Read more... |
| Acropolis Portland, Oregon September 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This place gets a -0- for decor and a six for dancers, for an average of three. The building looks like a hunting lodge on the inside, Read more... |
| Union Jacks Portland, Oregon September 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... All dancers were heavily tattoed with several body piercings. They get to bring their own CD's for the dance music. Most of the girls played Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Greenville, South Carolina August 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by at 4pm on a Tuesday afternoon. I was pleasantly suprised that there were 20 or so girls working at what I feel would be a slow time. Read more... |
| Playhouse Lounge Burlington, New Jersey August 5, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club is absolutely worth its current top 3 rating. I don't believe that I could add to much to prior reviews that has not already been Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida July 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I agree with previous reviewer, I don't believe this club deserves a top 10 rating. The club certainly has at least 20 fully naked girls Read more... |
| Scarlett's at Ybor Strip Tampa, Florida July 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went there on a Tuesday night, so my experience may have just been a one off. There were 10 dancers working, 1 - 8 and the rest 4 - 7's. None Read more... |
| One Step Beyond Melrose Park, Illinois July 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by from about 7 - 10pm on a Saturday night. Club is located in a heavy Hispanic part of town, so the clientele is mostly Hispanic. Read more... |
| Louie D's Lounge Melrose Park, Illinois July 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Saturday night. All seats in bar area were taken. There were 4 girls dancing as far as I could tell. The club still gives the $5 Read more... |
| Double Vision Horsham, Pennsylvania June 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went to club on a Tuesday night and every seat at the bar was taken. As previous reviewer states, dancers dance on stage behind bar. I got Read more... |
| Goldrush Showbar Atlanta, Georgia May 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club on a Friday afternoon. Club is in a rough part of town, I recommend you only visit during daylight hours. There were 10 or so Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina May 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I read all the favorable reviews, so I had to go. Arrived at 6pm on a Saturday night, in time to suck down a few beers at the happy hour price Read more... |
| Chastity's Gold Club Columbia, South Carolina May 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I agree that this club has a very strange set up. You walk into a full bar, buy a drink, then go into a large back room that has the stage and Read more... |
| Lookers Elizabeth, New Jersey April 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Tuesday night. Club had at least 15 dancers, mostly Latinas. The girls ranged from 6 - 9 with many more 9's than 6's. Had a couple Read more... |
| Nardones Elizabeth, New Jersey April 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Spent an hour or so here while waiting fo my flight to depart from Newark. Typical NJ bikini club set up for the most part, ie dancers dancing Read more... |
| Tiffany's Atlanta, Georgia April 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... One of the smaller laid back clubs in Atlanta. Club is long and narrow with a stage in the front and one in the back. You can't really see one Read more... |
| Suzy's Montgomeryville, Pennsylvania April 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I visit this club about once a year and not much seems to change. Club has 4 - 5 dancers per shift ranging from 18 - 40 and anywhere from 100 Read more... |
| Stilettos Cabaret Brownsville, Texas April 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Friday afternoon, biggest attraction seems to be the lunch buffet that is included with your $5 cover. Several Mexicans were in the Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas March 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I agree with Howdy, this is a great club. On my first visit I sat at the bar, being unfamiliar with the dancers. Several dancers came up to me Read more... |
| Fare Club (at Cabaret Royale) Dallas, Texas February 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Rate it a 9 because of plenty of high mileage hands on contact. Some girls will even let you suck on their boobies while they are dancing on Read more... |
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