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Smirnov's ReviewsFox's Den
March 30, 2008
(Cleveland, Ohio) I just slipped in here last night myself....and man, did it ever suck. The decor and ambiance was as trashy needig-a-shower when you leave as ever...and the read more... | Secrets
December 5, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) Holy cow.
The last review couldn't be more blatent -- and more blatently wrong. First of all, being the best cabaret on Brookpark Road is setting the bar read more... | The Late Night
November 26, 2007
(Akron, Ohio) Not sure how to rate this place. It's Roy's new place -- he of the old Belmont Grill -- and it has the same kinds of dancers, exactly.
The place itself is read more... | Stage 2
November 15, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) Well, I returned here, and things have - -in a lot of ways, anyway -- changed for the better. No cover charge, and more dancers.
The time I spent here read more... | Bugsy's Speakeasy
October 30, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) I had kinda given up on Bugsy's -- the hustle was not worth the lack of action -- but I went back on an exploratory mission. I was curious how, if at all, the read more... | Whiskey River
August 23, 2007
(Akron, Ohio) Whiskey River?
I've been in here twice; a complete mixed-bag both times. The first time, the girls took turn dancing on a strange little, rail-surrounded read more... | Platinum Showgirls
July 16, 2007
(Toledo, Ohio) This is one of those bars that manages to combine the worst elements of strip clubs. The girls were okay looking, but not a single one stood out. The cover read more... | Scarlett's
July 16, 2007
(Toledo, Ohio) I stopped in here during the day shift, recently. My first time here.....and it left me bewildered as to why it's always in the top ten (or so) rated clubs in read more... | Stage 2
July 5, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) Boring boring boring.
I went in on a recent weeknight....paid the $5 cover charge, and then $4.50 for a beer. Settled in, and watched the ONE girl read more... | Club 1245
June 21, 2007
(Akron, Ohio) The club had been closed for a while -- for renovations -- and it just recently re-opened. It does look better, but I can't say as it's exactly Trump Tower. read more... | C.W.'s
June 13, 2007
(Akron, Ohio) Okay. I tried it again. It's been quite a while, and you never know how things may change for the better (or, indeed, the worse).
C.W.'s hasn't changed at read more... | Jen's Den
June 12, 2007
(Akron, Ohio) Not exactly the classiest joint in the world -- or even in the area (which sets the bar a bit lower) -- but not a dump, either. More like a well-kept 1950's read more... | Christies Cabaret
June 6, 2007
(Brunswick, Ohio) I stopped in here on a Monday night. There were about 5 girls dancing -- significantly fewer than usual....but they all, every one of 'em, looked great. Even read more... | Bugsy's Speakeasy
June 5, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) Used to be that the only reason to come in here was the mileage, both at the bar and during a dance.
Now? No real reason to come in here, seems to read more... | Dance Saloon
June 5, 2007
(Brunswick, Ohio) I've been in here twice in the past 2 weeks....once early on a Wednesday (shortly after work); once late on a Monday.
The sign out front still says "Bikini read more... | Dance Saloon
April 9, 2007
(Brunswick, Ohio) This club is a mixed bag. First of all, it's basically a neighborhood blue-collar bar with a tiny stage tacked on behind the seats. The dancers range from read more... | Million Dollar Club
April 9, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) Your feelings about this club will depend completely on what you like....
First of all, expect very loud and unremitting rap music. It's loud and unlit and read more... | Christies Cabaret
April 2, 2007
(Brunswick, Ohio) It's too expensive here; and it can be hard to get a girl's attention, if you want it.
But it's nicely dark by the tables, and the girls are (almost without read more... | Peek-A-Boo Club
April 2, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) As has always been the case here, the quality of dancers vary from one visit to the next -- from hour to hour, I'm pretty sure. Moreover, the quality of the read more... | Touch of Gold Night Club
April 2, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) I swore I wouldn't return here, but my car kinda steered itself in here on Saturday night. There was only one girl working, and she doubled as the barmaid. read more... | Fox's Den
April 2, 2007
(Cleveland, Ohio) This place is, absolutely, a grabby, stick-shifting place. Buy a girl a drink at the bar, and her hand will creep up your thigh. Sit in a booth with her, and read more... | Secrets
November 30, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) I hadn't been in here in a long time....but boredom won out, and I went in a couple of nights ago.
Decor and music hadn't changed.....still an odd mix of read more... | Touch of Gold Night Club
November 28, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) There are, generally speaking, two distinct kinds of strip clubs in Cleveland.....the "gentlemen's clubs" (Christies, Crazy Horse, et al), with gorgeous women read more... | Club 1245
November 28, 2006
(Akron, Ohio) I tried to stop in here on a Monday night, and it was dark and empty. Looked like they might be doing some remodeling or something.
Not sure how long it's read more... | Fox's Den
November 28, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) If you're looking for sheer raw beauty, don't bother with the Fox's Den. The girls aren't bad looking -- by no means! -- but almost every single one of 'em is read more... | C.W.'s
September 26, 2006
(Akron, Ohio) Not much of a place -- kind of blue-collar with an ambience of drunk-blind-insane decorator chic.
When you walk in, the tiny dance floor is on your left; read more... | Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
August 28, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) I've gone in here twice now -- painfully bored each time.
The place is nice enough; but if I really wanted ambiance I'd probably not hang out in a strip read more... | Club 1245
July 11, 2006
(Akron, Ohio) I like this club.
I've seen the mileage go up and down -- last time I was here, the mileage was pretty mild. By mild, mind you, there is still constant read more... | Christies Cabaret
February 1, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) Definitely no extras here, and the prices are a little high.
That said, the girls are pretty friendly, and they're downright pretty. This is a good place read more... | Stage 2
February 1, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) I have to agree with the previous poster.
This place used to be okay (and occasionally more than okay) with mileage; and the girls were (almost) uniformly read more... | Peek-A-Boo Club
February 1, 2006
(Cleveland, Ohio) This place is sort of crazy. I have had nights here that rivaled anywhere I've ever been as far as mileage. I've had nights here that had more action right read more... | Sam's Hideaway
November 23, 2005
(Medina, Ohio) This place has much more the feel of a redneck/country bar than a strip club. I've been in here twice, and have yet to see a girl actually venture onto the read more... | Club 1245
November 22, 2005
(Akron, Ohio) Yup, this place is great for mileage, and for (mostly) good looking girls.
In the back room, the mileage CAN be excellent. First, make sure you get a dance read more... | Peek-A-Boo Club
November 22, 2005
(Cleveland, Ohio) Since my last review here (in which several good things happened during a lap dance), things have calmed down a bit.
This is still an okay place for read more... | Bugsy's Speakeasy
November 22, 2005
(Cleveland, Ohio) Bugsy's is still Bugsy's, as far as quality of girls (uneven, but not horrible) and mileage (uneven, but better (by far) than most bars in read more... | Secrets
November 22, 2005
(Cleveland, Ohio) I went back here again last night. It's been several months, and I thought I should check it out again. The last time here I couldn't get a fix on read more... | Secrets
July 26, 2005
(Cleveland, Ohio) Well, I'm unsure what kind of club this is (as to mileage, at least). Let me explain:
First, as to the club itself, it was clean, nice, mostly classy (in a read more... | Stripped
May 16, 2005
(Akron, Ohio) I was in here recently.
The bar itself was pretty nice, and it seems that some fun can be had there. I had a hard time even getting the attention of any of read more... | Doctors Lounge
May 16, 2005
(Zanesville, Ohio) I stopped back in here recently, and nothing much had changed from my previous review. I have concluded, though, that it is important to come in on the night read more... | Club 1245
May 16, 2005
(Akron, Ohio) I was in here last weekend. The girls, as noted elsewhere, are not quite 10's...but there wasn't a single one that didn't look good. Furthermore, the dances read more... | Franca's Bikini Bar
May 2, 2005
(Akron, Ohio) Scary, scary, scary place.
Scary, scary, scary girls.
Anything can be had from any of the girls here, as near as I can tell -- but who would want it? read more... | Bottoms Up Lounge
May 2, 2005
(Akron, Ohio) As near as I can figure, it's pretty much a crap-shoot as to how much mileage you'll get here.
I've taken girls upstairs, and had (mostly) air dances....and read more... | Doctors Lounge
May 2, 2005
(Zanesville, Ohio) Went back here a short time ago. Still not the home of gorgeous women, but is still the home of major groping right at the bar stool. Simply sit there, and read more... | Peek-A-Boo Club
May 2, 2005
(Cleveland, Ohio) Well.
I swore I wouldn't go back to this boring, stupid, waste-of-time club....yet last week, I went in anyway.
....and was pleasantly surprised to find read more... | Bugsy's Speakeasy
March 7, 2005
(Cleveland, Ohio) Depends on what you're looking for.....but Bugsy's can be a blast. If you want high-class surroundings, guarded parking, super-model dancers....don't go read more... | Seven Seas
December 7, 2004
(Tampa, Florida) Nice looking girls here (mostly)....very aggressive for private dances, though. I got a couple of 'em....as you'd expect, the groping and contact were high read more... | Lipstixx
December 7, 2004
(Tampa, Florida) There's something to be said for straightforwardness and honesty.
I went into Lipstixx on a Wednesday night...only a couple of girls there. Iand I was the read more... | Million Dollar
September 27, 2004
(Mississauga, Ontario) I liked this club. Kinda dark and smoky inside -- it's pretty large. Kind of looks like the inside of a barn. There's porn (and a little bit of sports) on read more... | Airport Strip
September 27, 2004
(Mississauga, Ontario) No cover, which was nice. Girls were, for the most part, really really good looking. A nice variety of bodies to choose from, and all of them were nice. read more... | Zanzibar Tavern
September 24, 2004
(Toronto, Ontario) Just basic strip club atmosphere. Some girls look good, some not so much....
...but ALL of 'em -- much more so than most places I go -- look bored bored read more... | The Devils Playground
September 24, 2004
(Etobicoke, Ontario) The rating is high, but that depends on what you're looking for. The place is semi-dumpy inside, and mondo-scary dumpy outside. The girls aren't bad -- read more... | Peek-A-Boo Club
June 9, 2004
(Cleveland, Ohio) I swore I wouldn't come here again.....but, you know, there's always people here, and it had been a long time since I came here, and I figured maybe things had read more... | Larry Flynt's Hustler Club
May 18, 2004
(Cleveland, Ohio) This club is back to being The Circus (no more Penthouse connection). Things haven't changed a lot....still topless dancing in the back club; nude table read more... | Flash Dance Cabaret
April 26, 2004
(Akron, Ohio) Maybe I just hit it on a bad night. PROBABLY I just hit it on a bad night....although it was 8:00 on a Saturday night -- doesn't it seem like SOMETHING should read more... | 800 Club
April 15, 2004
(Euclid, Ohio) This place can be fun....and it can be pretty amazingly not fun....
There is almost always pressure from dancers for laps and/or drinks. The good news read more... | Glitter Nite Club
April 6, 2004
(Elyria, Ohio) Hard to pin down this club. It was utterly packed the night I was there. Dancers were a mix of african american and caucasion girls, and they would dance at read more... | Bugsy's Speakeasy
April 5, 2004
(Elyria, Ohio) Slipped in last week -- not bad, not bad at all. Many girls here, and really all (with one exception) were between nice-looking and great-looking.
Spent read more... | Fox's Den
March 15, 2004
(Cleveland, Ohio) After years of going in here (off and on), I still can't decide if I like it.
The barmaid is a lot of fun, and the girls can be friendly (although sometimes read more... | Play It Again, Sam
March 15, 2004
(Las Vegas, Nevada) Yeah, I agree with the review that says anything extra is one in a thousand...but I got that and more here. Took one of the ladies to the first back room -- read more... | Stage 2
January 22, 2004
(Cleveland, Ohio) This club has its moments. The old "YMMV" rule always applies -- it varies from dancer to dancer; and from week to week. When the mileage is good, though, it read more... | Peek-A-Boo Club
January 22, 2004
(Cleveland, Ohio) This is just the stupidest club in Cleveland.
I keep popping back in, every now and then, thinking that maybe -- maybe!! -- the place will look nicer; or read more... |
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