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| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California May 8, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I found myself on another Friday afternoon where my meeting with clients ended early enough that I had the remainder of the afternoon to myself. Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California April 14, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... After an event at the local Anaheim Hilton, I was contemplating making the drive from there over to the City of Industry to do one of the clubs Read more... |
| Cheetahs San Diego, California April 10, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Wow, what a day that I had at this club. I am down in San Diego for business on occasion and thought this would be a good time to check out the Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California April 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... My trip to the HT this new day turned out to be a pretty mediocre couple of hours. Arrived at around 1:15 and found a seat by the west exit Read more... |
| Wet Spot Canoga Park, California March 21, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... After paying my entrance fee to the club next door (Xposed) and having one of the dancers there tell me that the Wet Spot was right next door, I Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California March 19, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Driving to the TL for the first time since July 07, my sole purpose was to locate Sassy for the first time since my last trip there. Arrived Read more... |
| Xposed Canoga Park, California March 16, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... After meeting with a client around the area of Roscoe and Canoga, I happened to drive by the very evident signage for the XPosed strip club. As Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California March 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Arrived earlier than I ever have before to the club - at around 11:30am. I am proud (or maybe not so much) to say that I was the very first to Read more... |
| Jet Strip Cabaret Lennox, California February 13, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... On a whim while a friend an I were in the LAX area, we decided to check out the Jet Strip. When I envision L.A. clubs, I see them a lot more Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California February 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Walked into a completely dead club at around 1:00 on a Wednesday afternoon. A whopping total of 4 PL's seated on the four corners of the club Read more... |
| Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club Los Angeles, California January 28, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Looking for someplace to hang out with a friend late Saturday night in West L.A. and get out of the pouring rain, we decided to take safe haven Read more... |
| Captain's Cabaret & Lounge Lake Forest, California January 23, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Did another one of my lunch breaks here. It's always a good idea because they usually have a decent spread of food while you kick back and Read more... |
| Angels Sportsbar and Grill Anaheim, California January 15, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Hmmm... glad to see that the last post for this club was back in May 2007 by ME! I can't really call this a club as much as it is a sports bar Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California January 14, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... After braving a drive from Glendale and then a watching it get worse as I was creeping along the 60 Freeway, I exited 7th and made my way to the Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California December 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... One more trip review before the end of the 2007 year for me. I wish I could say that I ended my trip with a bang but I visited the Sahara Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California December 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This used to be one of my more favorite places to visit just because it was close to home and the dances are a pretty good bargain. So after a Read more... |
| Century Lounge Los Angeles, California December 22, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... My friend suckered me into picking him up at LAX late on a Thursday night as he flew in from DC. I managed to get to LAX pretty quickly and Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California December 17, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Driving back in from the Yucaipa/Redlands area, I basically had my choice of all three REE clubs. I was coming up quickly to the Flesh exit Read more... |
| Flesh San Bernardino, California November 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Made a visit here on the last day just before it shut down for the next few months due to court orders. Arrived at around 2:00 and the place Read more... |
| Synn Gentlemens Club City of Industry, California November 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... After a quick visit to the Deja Vu in the City of Industry on a Friday night, I decided to make an impromptu visit to Synn. I arrived at around Read more... |
| Deja Vu City of Industry, California November 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... On a whim, I decided to stop by the Deja Vu on a Friday night. It truly was a whim because I often do not visit clubs on a Friday night due to Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California November 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Making an unexpected drive along the 60 Freeway in the San Gabriel Valley this day, I made an impromptu stop at the club right around 2:00 in Read more... |
| Body Shop West Hollywood, California November 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... OK, true story... not too long ago a group or my friends and I went to West Hollywood one Friday night to get out of Orange County and Read more... |
| TJ's Showgirl Theater Stanton, California October 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I remember walking into this club and seeing how crowded it was. Given, it was a Saturday night but it was ridiculous to have to pay admission Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California October 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by the club after getting too restless with working from home this day. Arrived at around 2:00 to find a good amount of PL's scattered Read more... |
| Cheetahs San Diego, California October 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... My last trip to a SD club was this one back in October 2005 so I thought I would give it a shot to see if it's changes much in the last two Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California September 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Bored as hell on a Saturday afternoon, I decided to stop by a club but someplace close without busting my bank account. I don't know why I Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California September 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... It's been a while since I have posted a trip report for the nightshift. The last time I hit HT during post-sunset times was probably back in Read more... |
| Taboo Anaheim, California August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Finally decided to use my free pass that was given to me during my last visit here in February. I can't say that it was much different from my Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California August 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Driving around North Orange County and into the Inland Empire, I had finished up work at about 2:30 and looking to kill some time before I Read more... |
| Captain's Cabaret & Lounge Lake Forest, California August 17, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Had one of those incredibly slow days at the office so I made my way down to the Captain's for a bit of mid-afternoon R&R. This is the closest Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California August 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... It has been just about a year since my last visit to the TL during a dayshift. The last time I was there was around July 12, 2006 so stopping by Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California August 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... After doing business in and around Knott's Berry Farm and no real rush to get back to the office, I found myself doing a stopover at the Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California July 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Arrived at around 3:00 on a Friday afternoon to find a decent amount of PL's strewn about the floor. I didn't expect to see that many people Read more... |
| Girls of Glitter Gulch Las Vegas, Nevada July 15, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... On a recent bachelor party excursion to Las Vegas, I found myself and some friends on the very well-lit Fremont Street Experience. I guess we Read more... |
| Exotic City Los Angeles, California July 5, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... After flying in from the east coast into LAX one Thursday afternoon and with some time to kill before heading home, my curiosity finally peaked Read more... |
| Doll House Jacksonville, Florida June 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Finishing up a trip in Jacksonville, I decided to close the week with a trip to The Doll House since I had a hard time finding the on-ramp to Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California June 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Visited on a Wednesday afternoon after an uneventful day at work. Here's a quick glance of the day's lineup: - Lotus: Spoke with her last Read more... |
| Gold Club Jacksonville, Florida June 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Nestled within the trees and behind the bright lights of car dealerships along Atlantic Blvd., lies The Gold Club. This once cozy Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California June 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Looks like that I am still the only one supplying reviews for this club on this board. I don't give this club super-high reviews but the reason Read more... |
| Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara, California June 6, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This was probably like no other Rhino that I have experienced before. The only thing that pretty drew people in was the familarity of seeing Read more... |
| Spearmint Rhino City of Industry, California June 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Decided to hit up the San Gabriel Valley for some club action with a friend and tried to convince him that we should go to the Hawaii Theater Read more... |
| California Girls Fullerton, California May 31, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Hmmm... good to see that there are a ton of posts for this club! :) I can't say a whole lot about this club other than it's more of a place to Read more... |
| Cheetahs Las Vegas, Nevada May 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Normally, when in Las Vegas, Olympic Garden is my choice of clubs. I guess I stick to what I know and what I enjoy. On this weekend, I was at Read more... |
| Angels Sportsbar and Grill Anaheim, California May 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Proximity-wise, this would be the closest club from where I reside. Unfortunately, I do not frequent it very often, if at all. Just until my Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California May 26, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped in on the way home from work and planted myself on the seats west of the stage. After being greeted by the waitress and my drink, I was Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California May 20, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Hmmm... looking back at the history of postings for this club, I see that I have posted the last four of six. And now I am just about to post my Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California April 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... As I made my way up the 57 Freeway Northbound from Orange County, I was still undecided to where I would end up. It was either Tropical Lei Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California April 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Swung by the club after a hockey game at The Honda Center. It made sense since it was on my way home. The last couple of times I have stopped by Read more... |
| Olympic Garden Las Vegas, Nevada April 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Decided to hit up my all-time favorite club in Las Vegas since I was there for a trade show. This club actually takes me back over 15 years when Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California March 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... My visits to the club are getting so random and unplanned that I found myself at HT on a Sunday afternoon at 2:30. Wow. I enter the doors with Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California March 23, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I wasn't quite ready to go home yet during my drive home from an event at the Anaheim Hilton on a Thursday night but I wasn't necessarily Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California March 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... After driving back from a concert at The Greek Theater, it made sense that a stop to the HT was necessary. I arrived there close to midnight and Read more... |
| Taboo Anaheim, California February 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on a Monday afternoon on my way home from work. Vicinity-wise, this is the closest club to where I live but I just do not have Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California February 22, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... After a busted trip to Barely Legal in Pomona, my friends and I decided to make the short drive to Upland and visit the Tropical Lei. I was Read more... |
| Barely Legal Pomona, California February 20, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I guess that this club is new enough that I had to request the the TUSCL editors add it to their list of clubs so I can leave you all a review. Read more... |
| Captain's Cabaret & Lounge Lake Forest, California February 11, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... The first thing that I noticed about the place was that they removed the "Cream" from the name of the club. I have always thought that "Captain Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California February 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on a Monday afternoon since I was driving down Ball Road. It was late in the afternoon (around 4:30) so I kind of figured that I was Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California February 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... It's very rare that I ever find myself in this club after 7:00 or 8:00 at night, and on a Saturday even! I walked in at about 9:45pm and found Read more... |
| Sahara Theatre Anaheim, California January 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Finding over 90 minutes for lunch at a recent workshop in Anaheim I was in, I decided to grab something to eat for the first 20 and then decide Read more... |
| Fantasy Island West Los Angeles, California January 4, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I was going to be up in the West L.A. area again so I called up my friend to let him to know to meet me at Fantasy Island for a few drinks in Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California December 31, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Took the rest of the day off on Friday and stopped by the HT on the way home. I was here only a month earlier so I can't really say anything a Read more... |
| 4 Play Gentlemen's Club Los Angeles, California December 24, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... A friend and I decided to hit this club since we were having a pretty dull time at the nearby bikini club called Fantasy Island. I really wanted Read more... |
| Fantasy Island West Los Angeles, California December 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... After a visit with a friend of mine in the nearby UCLA Medical Center, another friend of mine convinced me to swing by Fantasy Island to take a Read more... |
| Fritz That's Too Anaheim, California December 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Wow, I can't believe that there have only been two reviews of this club since I last reviewed it at about this time. It kind of shows the Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California December 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... After taking a week-long business trip to Florida and curious to see how the clubs were out there, I now know that there really is no other club Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California November 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I found myself meeting a friend for dinner at the parking lot of the HT at around 6:30. When we finished with dinner, I found myself back at the Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California October 8, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I have always wanted to check out the club to see what it is like on a Saturday afternoon. I envisioned it being a little more crowded than your Read more... |
| Sinsations Jacksonville, Florida September 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... It was my first trip to Jacksonville so I had to see what a strip club was like. I knew that I shouldn't expect as much in JAX as compared to Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California August 30, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... After hanging out for dinner and drinks with some friends at Downtown Disney, I needed an extra nightcap so a couple of friends an I decided to Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California August 26, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I hit the HT on Wednesday afternoon right around 12:45pm. No surprises as far as the number of patrons in the building. It's usually dead at Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California August 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I entered the place at around 1:00 this day to find the place desolate. By me walking in, I literally doubled the number of patrons in the Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California July 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I am losing more faith in this club with every visit. It has gotten to the point where this will be my last trip there for a long time, if ever. Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California July 14, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Did an afternoon trip recently to get out of the HOT, HOT weather in L.A. Figuring that the air conditioning at the Hawai'i Theater is always Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California July 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Finally did a day trip after some time and glad that I did. I have always liked the more laid-back atmosphere at this small club during the day. Read more... |
| Flamingo Theater Anaheim, California July 2, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Bored as hell one night on my way home and decided to stop by this club. My last review was back at the end of last summer so that should give Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California June 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Needed to do a follow-up trip from my last one which I did not spend a dime on dances at all. Not sure what happened last time. Maybe I was too Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California May 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Dropped into the club at around 10:30pm on a Saturday night. When I pulled into the parking lot, I was surprised to see ample parking spaces Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California May 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Popped in after an Angel game to see if Kylie was present. After spending an hour of turning dances from various HOT girls just to see if Kylie Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California April 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... After the last couple of night shift trips to the HT, I thought that a third time might do the trick. So off I went into Sunday night. Arrived Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California April 19, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by at around 2:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday to find the club completely dead. Maybe 4 guys present (including myself) and 5 dancers Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California April 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Decided to hit the club on Tuesday night and found the club to be relatively empty for once. It seems like everytime I go there, it is a lot Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California March 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Haven't done a nightshift for as long as I could remember but decided to try it out since I had the night available to myself for once. Some Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California March 2, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Upon coming up empty at the Hawai'i Theatre (Tropical Lei's sister club), I decided to make the 20-mile drive to this club since I already knew Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California February 22, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Had my sights set on visiting the HT to fill some time during my day. I have had a good time in the past hitting HT during the day and have been Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California February 12, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Hit the club again on a Monday night and found the place packed wall-to-wall. I tend to stay away from clubs in general on Friday and Saturday Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California January 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Taking a break from the Steelers-Broncos game, I decided to take a short drive from where I was watching the game over to the HT. The Broncos Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California January 22, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Kind of an odd time of day for me to stop by the club, but arrived at around 3:00 since I was in the area. Really slow when I walked in. Maybe Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California January 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Yes, it's always good to nab the first review of the new year... Found myself with nothing to do on the first Monday of the year so called a Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California December 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Arrived at around 2:30 on a Wednesday afternoon to see the place much more lively than Tropical lei in Upland which I had been to earlier in the Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California December 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Arrived at around 1:00pm on a Wednesday afternoon with hope that I would see Sassy or a friendly face. The place was dead. George Romero could Read more... |
| Fritz That's Too Anaheim, California December 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... A group of friends of mine have been doing our annual holiday party at this club for the last few years. I have attended the last three years Read more... |
| Cheetahs San Diego, California October 31, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Accidentally ran into this place on a weekend trip in San Diego to see the Chargers-Chiefs game on 10/30. My buddy and I were staying at a hotel Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California October 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Made my way to the club on Friday, October 14 during the dayshift. I have been jonesing to visit the dayshift girls at this club for a long time Read more... |
| Flamingo Theater Anaheim, California October 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Decided to stop by the club utilizing the free pass that Sassy handed to me on my last visit. It was a Tuesday night and the place was very Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California September 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Decided to make the drive to Upland after the Angel game in Anaheim. I knew it was gonna be a long drive after 10:00 at night, but I figure it Read more... |
| Hustler Club Westminster, California September 7, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I found myself at this club on the way home from Long Beach back into Orange County. I had always been curious about it so I said, what the Read more... |
| Flamingo Theater Anaheim, California September 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... After catching the Angels - A's game at the stadium on Wednesday night (8/31), I was debating on which club I should hit with my buddies in the Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California August 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Decided to stop by the club after the Los Angeles Angels-Baltimore Orioles game in Anaheim on Wednesday, August 3. I do not visit this club too Read more... |
| Imperial Showgirls Anaheim, California June 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Walked in to the club at around 11:30 am on a Saturday morning not knowing what to expect. Last time I was here was about two years ago and it I Read more... |
| Taboo Anaheim, California May 30, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... After two years of driving by the bright neon sign outside of the club from the 91 Freeway, I finally decided to go in and take a look. The Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California May 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... With some time to kill during my day running errands in the San Gabriel Valley, decided to stop by and see this place during the day for the Read more... |
| Hawaii Theatre City of Industry, California May 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Visited the club on a Monday night and not particularly much going on. I have been here during the NFL season where the local bars will bring in Read more... |
| Tropical Lei Upland, California April 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have been a regular at this club for well over 12 years now so needless to say, I am partial to it. With all of the dancers that have come and Read more... |
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