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| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida April 30, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Another trip to Mecca. Still not up to the standards of its heyday, but at least better than the foul mood the place seemed to be in on my last Read more... |
| Cheetah Atlanta, Georgia March 14, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... As ever, my rating is based on my own experience on one particular visit. The club tried hard but the fun factor wasn't up to expectations. Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas January 27, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... First time here in a while, and I was completely unaware of the new climate in Dallas (and I don't mean global warming). The thing is, except Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Greenville, South Carolina December 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... It's all who you connect with. I mean club is big, had a good crowd, good atmosphere (I missed happy hour pricing by half an hour, if I'd known Read more... |
| Masters Club Myrtle Beach, South Carolina November 19, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Almost skipped it this time through but thanks to the board returned to find it's still a good place for lookers -- my last visit had been Read more... |
| Time Out Tyler, Texas October 7, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... It has been a LONG time since I was in this joint, and if I hadn't been driving the long way back to Dallas i would not have made the side trip, Read more... |
| Platinum Plus Columbia, South Carolina September 6, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Made a special trip (well, a 40 mile deviation) to visit this club on a Saturday night, which is not my favorite time for going to any club Read more... |
| Solid Gold Jacksonville, Florida August 3, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... New to the Jacksonville scene, I'd read good reviews and wasn't disappointed. Nowhere near the scene in other parts of FL but still a good time Read more... |
| Mons Venus Tampa, Florida June 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Disappointed, disappointed. Maybe I expected the moon but what gives? The attitude in this place was pretty terrible; women who seemed angry Read more... |
| Cheetah Atlanta, Georgia May 20, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... For a low contact club, a pretty good time. Client of mine insisted on a Friday night visit, which I feared would be packed but turned out to Read more... |
| Secrets Myrtle Beach, South Carolina April 4, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Came back to this club hoping to relive my last visit, but didn't do as well. Was completely turned off by the hustle (hassle) factor -- might Read more... |
| Fantasia Huntsville, Alabama March 6, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... For the best in Hunstville, I was disappointed. You can tell they're stricter around here, and my first conversations with dancers who came by Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas February 6, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Yes, Baby Dolls delivers if you're selective. Overall selection of women is good on a weekday night with someone for all tastes. Only drawback Read more... |
| Rick's Seattle, Washington January 8, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Yeah, disappointing. Got a chance to visit over the holidays, and didn't bother to check the review board. Nowhere near the experience I was Read more... |
| PT's Showclub Louisville, Kentucky December 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Not a bad club, just not something I'd travel a long way to experience. One thing I liked is it was downtown and not huddled on the outskirts Read more... |
| Secrets Myrtle Beach, South Carolina November 8, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Figured I should check the competition to Masters; turns out I was glad I did. Not necessarily my new favorite club in town, but a good Read more... |
| Club Exotica Houston, Texas October 11, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Had an okay time here, which is what matters in the end. Yeah, the crowd felt a little thuggy but I didn't have any problems, and yeah there Read more... |
| Baby Dolls Dallas, Texas September 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Finally made it here, thanks to a client who relocated his company. Hope he needs me to make the trip more often! As others have noted, a wide Read more... |
| Masters Club Myrtle Beach, South Carolina August 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Revisited this club, and though there were a good number of girls in the house today (especially considering a daytime visit) there weren't many Read more... |
| Babes Cabaret Houston, Texas July 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Had this place recommended by a guy at the airport as an alternate to the madhouse of Treasures, told me the girsl were real friendly. West Read more... |
| Masters Club Myrtle Beach, South Carolina May 25, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Revisited this club after enjoying my last visit. This time wasn't nearly as good a time, maybe because it wasn't fresh and new and exciting to Read more... |
| Treasures Houston, Texas April 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Still the place to beat in Houston and arguably Texas. Like everything Texas, it's big and brassy and tries to outdo its competition, and the Read more... |
| Palace Mens Club San Antonio, Texas March 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is gonna sound dumb, but I kinda like aggressive pitches -- at the very least, having them come over and ask me if I want to dance. Yeah, Read more... |
| Treasures Houston, Texas February 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Pretty darn near a perfect experience -- part of that's the club, which really does maintain its high level of classiness, but most of it is the Read more... |
| Crazy Horse Too Las Vegas, Nevada January 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... First, technically, there's nothing really wrong with this club. Maybe I'm being harsh because of the contrast from my last two trips, last Read more... |
| Fantails Adult Show Club Myrtle Beach, South Carolina December 12, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Second trip to the Carolinas; thought I'd expand my horizons. Found Fantails to be laid back but wasn't impressed with the level of talent. Read more... |
| Jet Strip Cabaret Lennox, California November 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Gotta admit, a bit of an uptick. Had a long layover so checked it out during the day -- not a lot of girls, but caliber was much better than Read more... |
| Michael's Houston, Texas October 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Wasted my time, I'm afraid. Pulled in before consulting the TUSCL guidebook, I guess I should have made Treasures my only Houston destination Read more... |
| Masters Club Myrtle Beach, South Carolina September 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Hurray for TUSCL -- didn't think I'd ever get to the Carolinas, and found the right place to go in seconds thanks to this board. The Masters Read more... |
| Pink Poodle San Jose, California August 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Alas, San Jose! If you don't have time for the drive, you're gonna have to settle for second best -- and unfortunately, last week, I couldn't Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Ontario, California July 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... There are some hot dancers (Athena really did a great job for me!) and the club is nice enough in that Deja Vu way (the best surprise is no Read more... |
| St. James Houston, Texas March 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Impressive club, lots of stages, and overall it's a good hangout especially when you've got a few hours to kill between flights! Though Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Bakersfield, California March 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... It's come a ways up. Used to be a real dive -- which they could afford, since there aren't a lot of alternatives in Bakersfield that aren't on Read more... |
| Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater San Francisco, California January 20, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I'm giving it a five for my last visit only -- in the past I've had excellent times here, but this wasn't one of them. I also want to say if Read more... |
| Flamingo Theater Anaheim, California December 16, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Club wasn't very busy on a Tuesday night (left by 10, could get busier later but I doubt it.) Half a dozen dancers, only one or two I could see Read more... |
| Adelita Bar Tijuana, Mexico November 23, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... There's excitement knowing that if you want to you can have any of the women in the place. The actual activity in the room is not as exciting, Read more... |
| Silver Reign Gentlemens Club Los Angeles, California October 22, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Area's the pits but they spent money on the club. It all boils down to the ladies, of course, and in my last visit I found someone I clicked Read more... |
| Jet Strip Cabaret Lennox, California August 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Not a bad club -- not as many lookers as the Bare, but not a dive that you'll run out of in a hurry. Had some nice laps from Sedona, and Blair. Read more... |
| Gentlemens Club Glendale, California February 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Boy, what a disappointment. Last time I was here (all right, it's been years) they had some real stunners, almost up to the level of the Bare. Read more... |
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