Kit Kat Club
October 31, 2008
(Sunnyvale, California) Dumb, Dumb, Dumb! After not having visited for a few years, in a moment lacking rationale thought, I decided to drop in and check it out. One of the WORST read more... |
PT's All Nude
October 2, 2008
(Denver, Colorado) Two words come to mind: Disappointing & Boring. And it's hard to be boring with naked women around. Place was DEAD -- neither customers nor dancers seemed read more... |
Belle Starr
September 15, 2008
(Box Elder, South Dakota) OK, so there's not much competition in the area. In some markets, this would be a 5, but considering the lack of other choices the place wasn't bad. Several read more... |
Great Alaskan Bush Company
July 13, 2008
(Phoenix, Arizona) Having been to the club by the same name in Alaska, decided to check this out on recent visit to Phoenix. Not even sure if clubs are related or someone just read more... |
Crazy Horse
April 3, 2008
(Port Allen, Louisiana) First, I've got to agree w/ previous poster about Alexis. She is an "all grown out" version of Winnie Cooper from Wonder Years -- but with natural E funbags. read more... |
Desperado's Cabaret
April 3, 2008
(Carencro, Louisiana) If it wasn't for the mercenary "get the $s now) attitude of the club and dancers I probably could give a 7 or 8. However, the $8 cover coupled w/ $7 drinks read more... |
Shooters Alley
February 26, 2008
(Doraville, Georgia) Some sort of police activity there last Wed night. Around 1AM, drove into the parking lot and saw at least 3 police cars, lights flashing, etc... Wasn't sure read more... |
Rooster's Barnyard
February 26, 2008
(Doraville, Georgia) Not sure what was going on, but the club was closed fairly "early" last Wed night. Was about 1AM or so, drove into parking lot and it was shut down. There read more... |
Celestial Bodies
February 17, 2008
(Metairie, Louisiana) OK, this place under an older name (Double D's) was a complete and total dump. Terrible layout, dirty and in need of repair, skanky women, etc... No read more... |
Playmates
December 4, 2007
(Arlington, Texas) Was close by and decided to try something different and a bit downscale on a recent weeknight. About 5 girls, 2 a bit "voluptuous" (which I like OK but some read more... |
Clubhouse
December 4, 2007
(Dallas, Texas) Visited on a Monday night several weeks back. Kind of slow, but a reasonable number of women. Cover plus parking high, but with BYO the overall value not read more... |
PT's All Nude
October 7, 2007
(Denver, Colorado) Visited on a recent Tuesday night. Lots of girls, decent mix. No stunners, nothing horrid -- maybe a 6-8 range. Stageside contact for a tip was excellent. read more... |
Trophy Club
September 4, 2007
(Greenville, South Carolina) Visit about 11PM Monday Aug 27th. Good crowd for a Monday, expecially after about 11PM. Lots of couples/female customers which I like. About 20 dancers, read more... |
Lipstixx
May 22, 2007
(Tampa, Florida) As I saw the Stixx described at another website, it's like batting practice. Almost too easy to get a hit every time...
Saw one of my ATFs there tonight, read more... |
Babes Show Club
March 14, 2007
(Jackson, Mississippi) OK, this club is still an empty shell of the Jackson clubs of the "old days". I still have fond memories of the original Tiffany's up on State St. north of read more... |
Danny's Downtown
March 14, 2007
(Jackson, Mississippi) Should have come to TUSCL before visiting last night. Based on outside appearance of buildings, went here first instead of Babes. Should have paid more read more... |
Mermaid
February 28, 2007
(West Palm Beach, Florida) You don't go here for appearance (dancers), ambience, or art. You go here for "performance" -- of the VIP room kind. Was here on Monday night, was surprised read more... |
Pink Pony
February 19, 2007
(Atlanta, Georgia) Wow! Had not been here in a few years, and was really impressed compared to past memories. Quality of dancers seemed WAY UP, lots of 8+ to almost 10s around. read more... |
Glass Slipper
February 19, 2007
(Boston, Massachusetts) Was heading to Centerfold next door, but an extremely large rowdy bachelor party crowd was going in there, so decided to try the slipper next door. Never went read more... |
Nepals
February 19, 2007
(Greenville, South Carolina) OK, this IS a decent club, but nowhere near even the best in South Carolina, much less making the top 10 list for entire country! Get real, check out clubs at read more... |
Paper Doll Lounge
November 12, 2006
(Charlotte, North Carolina) Found myself overnight in Charlotte several weeks back. Thirsty Thursday is a great deal w/ $1 on many premium beers. However the girls that night were read more... |
Rachels
October 11, 2006
(Orlando, Florida) Expensive, not that exciting due to rules, but convenient to airport and very good look women. Stopped to kill about 2 hours here instead of being way early read more... |
Visions
August 12, 2006
(Maumelle, Arkansas) Not a spectacular club by national standards, but HEAD AND SHOULDERS above any of 5 clubs I visited in Little Rock area during a recent several day business read more... |
Miss Kitty's Cabaret
August 12, 2006
(North Little Rock, Arkansas) Small neighborhood dive bar, that happens to have women dancing. Place was friendly enough, nothing to look at, kind of small. Only about 3 dancers, 4-7 read more... |
Peaches
August 12, 2006
(Jacksonville, Arkansas) Big place, facility not so great but not awful. Showed up a bit late (2AMish) but supposed to be open til 5. Totally dead, though. I was the only customer, read more... |
Sensations
August 12, 2006
(Jacksonville, Arkansas) I understand some clubs will be better than others, but there's no excuse for bad management and rudeness. I showed up a bit late in the evening (3AM) but read more... |
Ships Wheel
June 12, 2006
(Metairie, Louisiana) Well, the old adage that a rising tide floats all boats must not apply here. In the post-Katrina construction/debris removal/FEMA contractor world there are read more... |
Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club
February 10, 2006
(Billings, Montana) After a horrible visit to Willie's a way up the highway, headed here to see if there was any local culture worth sampling around Billings. While a definite read more... |
Shotgun Willie's
February 10, 2006
(Laurel, Montana) It's a little dumpy concrete block building behind a truck stop. The beer was cold, and the bartender was by far the cutest girl in the place. Three dancers read more... |
Club Eden
January 23, 2006
(Metairie, Louisiana) Hurricane recovery definitely seems to be good for the stip club business. On a couple of vists over last few months, the club is way busier than ever before read more... |
Tattletale Lounge
November 30, 2005
(Atlanta, Georgia) First visit in many months, and the club has definitely changed. Management seems to have tried to move "upscale" including valet parking, etc... Moderate read more... |
Arety's Angels
October 6, 2005
(Pensacola, Florida) Visited on a recent Wednesday night, place nicely populated but not overly full. Had no trouble finding a reasonable table. About 13 dancers working with a read more... |
Candy Store
August 19, 2005
(Mobile, Alabama) Not an awful club, but nothing special either. Stopped by about 9PM, and granted it was a Monday. About 7 dancers, some decent eye candy and nothing below read more... |
Club Eden
June 27, 2005
(Metairie, Louisiana) Another recent "pit-stop" and happy to report the quality of dancers is definitely on the upswing. The new management seems to be a bit more discerning in read more... |
Mermaid
May 4, 2005
(West Palm Beach, Florida) Visited on a recent Tuesday night for "posterity" sake after no visits for several years. Had been to the old club -- wasn't really impressed with the girls, read more... |
King's Cabaret
March 8, 2005
(Dallas, Texas) Decided to try this place as a "change of pace" from my Dallas regular stops -- and was staying nearby so "what the hell." Let's just say it's not a good sign read more... |
Ships Wheel
March 8, 2005
(Metairie, Louisiana) Stopped by after not frequenting the place for about a year, hoping to see if it had improved. Was a Monday night, about 9PM or so -- so definitely NOT prime read more... |
Players Club
January 25, 2005
(Baltimore, Maryland) If this is the "best" lap dance club in Maryland, then Maryland is a club wasteland. I suppose this club is as good as any others I have seen in the area read more... |
Club Eden
January 4, 2005
(Metairie, Louisiana) The club has changed its name to "Club Eden" with I believe new management/ownership. Otherwise nothing much changed. $5 cover nites, drinks about $3-4, $10 read more... |
Baby Dolls Fort Worth
November 30, 2004
(Fort Worth, Texas) Visited on a recent Monday afternoon -- yeah very non-prime time. Still had about 25 girls, nice mix -- no 10s a few 9s, mostly 6-8s, a few 5s. Had an read more... |
Lipstixx
October 4, 2004
(Tampa, Florida) Wow! The old "pre LE" Lipstixx is back! Visited on a Wednesday night, 10 girls dancing (way more than I've ever seen here before on a weeknight) -- coupled read more... |
Deja Vu Showgirls
July 1, 2004
(Nashville, Tennessee) Had a few hours to kill before flight at the airport, stopped by Tue 6/29 late afternoon. OK club -- outside of building nothing special but convenient from read more... |
Fantasia
July 1, 2004
(Huntsville, Alabama) On a last minute business trip to Huntsville, decided to give this place a try based on reviews on TUSCL. Wow, never thought I'd find it -- it's quite a drive read more... |
Boobie Bungalow Gentlemen's Club
July 1, 2004
(Elkton, Tennessee) Had been to this club many years ago (10+), was driving through on I-65 Monday night so decided to stop and see if club still open. Well, it's open -- but I'm read more... |
Paradise City Gentleman's Club
May 12, 2004
(Portage, Wisconsin) Stopped by last Thursday after a less than exciting visit to the "nicer" but "duller" Chubby's a ways up the highway. The place is small, but was really read more... |
Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club
May 12, 2004
(Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin) Very nice building, layout, etc. and attractive women. While it's in the middle of nowhere, directions were easy to follow from website. All the woodwork, read more... |
Scarlett's at Ybor Strip
April 12, 2004
(Tampa, Florida) With all the new "restrictions" in town at PP, etc. decided to try Ybor Strip on a visit a few weeks back. All I can say is "awesome" -- no surprise it's read more... |
