Angels Adult Entertainment
June 25, 2005
(North Miami, Florida)
I visited around 3 PM on Saturday to drop off some mangoes and more lychees. The dancers went especially crazy over the mangoes probably because they are read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 25, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited the club around 4:30 PM Saturady. There were only 2 dancers and 2 customers and 2 employees. Both dancer were black. One very dark and FAT, but read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 25, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited late Friday night and early Saturday morning. There were only 3 dancers all short and white and latin. The least attractive one (overweight and read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
June 22, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited the club about 4:15 PM Wednesday (they were closed Father's Day). There was 1 dancer and 1 other customer (at least I think he was a customer). As read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 22, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I had intended to visit Coco's Lounge Living On The Edge, but was surprised by a $10 cover charge (after 9 PM). The reason why I was surprise was that I had read more... |
Coco's Lounge Living on the Edge
June 21, 2005
(Miami, Florida) This is a club that whites might wish to avoid--and my very low rating is due to my negative experiences at this club in the past. It is fairly close to where read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 18, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3:30 PM on Saturday to keep a promise to bring more Lychees. A few days ago I brought in some Mauritius Lychees and the dancers' loved 'em so read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 17, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited on Thursday around 10:30 PM. And, this time I brought my own hot dancers with me. :) One of the dancers was from Angels (she says she'll never read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 16, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 4:30 PM on Thursday. Lots of customers, but it seemed like there were only 3 dancers. At least they were very attractive. Short, slim, and read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 14, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 9:20 PM on Monday. Paid $4 tip included for a bottle of water that the barmaid had waiting. There were 5 dancers and even fewer customers. read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
June 11, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) There is some type of construction and new temporary hours are from Noon to 12 AM.
I visited around 4 PM on Saturday. I ordered a water for $4 tip read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 11, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) This my favorite club and I will rate it a 10 every time because it offers high mileage at FIVE DOLLARS per song and these aren't the short ass songs that you read more... |
Gum Wrappers
June 9, 2005
(Fort Lauderdale, Florida) I haven't actually visited this club, but then again I have a hell of a lot more knowledge about this club than "Club Reviewer 2" who never even visited this read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
June 8, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3 PM on Wednesday. Bought a water for $4 tip included. As I entered I saw a dancer buddy that I've known for years and she was thrilled to read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 7, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 10 PM on Tuesday on my way back from the Rolexx. I was there only about a minute. It seemed like there were 3 dancers working, but none on read more... |
Rol Lexx Club Night Club
June 7, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited this club around 9 PM on Tuesday. I wasn't charged a $5 cover, which was refreshing. I bought a Bud Light for $5.50 plus a $1 tip. Happy Hour is read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 7, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) The review by "Club Reviewer 2" posted on about Angels on June 6, 2005 is a FRAUD by a complete and total liar and total moron. I doubt he has even visited read more... |
Tootsie's Cabaret
June 6, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited around 10 PM on Monday. The club was PACKED with customers to the point that it felt like standing room only. The customers seemed to be having a read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 6, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3 PM on Monday. Bought a water for $3 including tip. There were 3 dancers and 3 times as many customers. I left within 3 read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 4, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. Lots of customers, but very few dancers. Most of the time there was NO dancer on stage. Most of the dancers were fairly read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 3, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited at a little after 7 PM on Friday. Parking was a problem and I had to circle around the block once in order to get a parking place. I think the $5 read more... |
Trap Lounge
June 2, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited between about 7:15 PM to 8:30 PM on Thursday. The day shift had a lot of hotties and the place was packed with customers. I double parked due to read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
June 2, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. Plenty of small dancers and NO GIANTS. Sometimes the GIANTS rule this club, which read more... |
Trap Lounge
May 29, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 10 PM Saturday. The place was packed with customers. It was really something. Seemed like only 4 dancers were working and they weren't read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
May 29, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 4 PM Saturday. Bought a water for $4 plus a $1 tip. There were NO dancers on stage and the club was fairly dead. It seemed like there were read more... |
Trap Lounge
May 25, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited from about 9 PM to 11:30 PM on Wednesday. Bought a water for $3 plus a $1 tip. What a difference a day makes. The new dancers were HOT. No GIANTS read more... |
Trap Lounge
May 24, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited from 8 PM to 9 PM on Tuesday. Bought a water for $2 plus a $1 tip. Lots of customers and about 5 dancers. No black dancers. Two of the new read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
May 21, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited just before 4 PM Saturday. There were lots of customers and lots of GIANTS (dancers) and there were a lot of dances being bought. Very unusual to read more... |
Trap Lounge
May 20, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited from about 8:30 PM to 10 PM Thursday. When I arrived the parking lot was filled with cars. Plenty of double parking and if you're not aware of how read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
May 18, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited just before 4 PM on Wednesday and it was PACKED WITH DANCERS, but very few customers. The was only a single GIANT on this visit and if you like read more... |
Trap Lounge
May 1, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) After spending the day and night at Angels (sans super models), I decided to try The Trap early early Sunday morning. I stayed less than a minute. I saw only read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
May 1, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I spent the good part of Saturday and part of Sunday morning at Angels. During the afternoon there were no customers and the dancers were in the dressing read more... |
Tootsie's Cabaret
April 20, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited Tuesday around 2 PM. I was very happy, but unfortunately I had no time or money to spend. Lots of HOT dancers. 241 beers redeemable with a token read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
April 20, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 2 PM Wednesday. I learned the the club was raided 2 or so weeks earlier and a good number of dancers were arrested. As of late there has read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
April 9, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3 PM on Saturday. There were almost NO customers, but TONS of sweet dancers. My experience was a solid 10. If Tootsies is a 9, then Angels read more... |
Trap Lounge
April 5, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited about 2 PM Tuesday (the club is supposed to open at noon). There were about 4 or 5 customers. NO dancers to be seen and NO bartender to be seen. read more... |
Trap Lounge
April 5, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I've been to this club the last 4 nights in a row (there is supposed to be a 19 year old PERFECT Dominican hottie working). It is super close to my home and read more... |
Take One Lounge
March 26, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited this club on a Saturday afternoon after visiting Angels. The club was packed with customers. Almost NO dancers; just like Tootsie's. Quality of read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
March 26, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) Visited right after visiting Tootsie's on Saturday afternoon. Very few customers and lots of dancers. Quality of dancers was poor unless you like GIANTS or read more... |
Tootsie's Cabaret
March 26, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited on a Saturday afternoon and stayed less than 5 minutes. :( The club was packed with customers, but there were very few dancers. I expect a lot read more... |
Trap Lounge
March 25, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited about 8 PM. No cover charge. Relaxing environment. NO DJ!!! :) Very sweet down to earth dancers. Looks are so so. If you don't want dances and read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
March 24, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 3 PM. LOTS of dancers & busy giving dances. I left fairly soon because the dancers were either too FAT or too SLIM. BTW, this is a "dive" read more... |
Sweet Dreams Cabaret
March 24, 2005
(North Miami Beach, Florida) I visited around 4:30 PM on Thursday. Happy Hour is from 4:00 PM to 8:00PM which equals a free buffet and no cover or parking charges. Parking is $5 regular read more... |
Trap Lounge
March 20, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I left Angels in desperation on Thursday morning. I need quality dancers and at this point paying premium prices was a necessary evil. The Trap was closed read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
March 20, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited Thursday morning. Packed with customers eager to buy dances. Very few dancers and ugly to boot. Was warmly greeted by different buddies who were read more... |
Stir Crazy
March 20, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited on Wednesday night. The place was packed with dancers and customers. If I had bought some dances I might have given it a high or lower rating. The read more... |
PlayPen South
March 20, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited on a Wednesday night and initially there was only one or two customers besides myself. The dance prices were more reasonbable here--$10 for table read more... |
Booby Trap
March 20, 2005
(Homestead, Florida) I visited on Wednesday night. As Clubber says there are a good number black dancers here, but unfortunately I didn't see quality. The prices were enough to read more... |
Alley Cat
March 17, 2005
(Coral Gables, Florida) I went there a little after 4 PM on Wednesday. The club is located in Coral Gables where there are some seriously wealthy individuals. Yes, it is in an read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
March 4, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 2:30 PM Friday. Bought a water for $4 and gave a $1 tip. Lots of dancers, but no real hotties or real dogs. I was waiting/hoping for a dancer read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
March 4, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 7 PM Thursday and the club was packed. The bartendar now has a uniform which I find depressing. There is also a TV playing porn as well as read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
February 28, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) Mark this date on your calendar: February 27, 2005.
I arrived around 9:30 PM on Sunday. There is NO cover on Sundays (FREE VIP rooms has been the latest read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
February 17, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited just after 9 PM on Wednesday. There is a $5 cover *after* 9 PM except on Sundays which has no cover. Spent $4 on a water. The DJ was promoting read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
February 5, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) If you're looking for a quality GC, then do yourself a favor and visit Tootsie's.
I visited around 4 PM on Saturday. The parking lot was empty usually a read more... |
Trap Lounge
February 4, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) This club could easily be rated a 10 depending on what you're looking for. It is a small club with 1 almost square stage with a single pole. The bar surrounds read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
January 25, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) Here is a summary of the reviews to date:
Biggzock 10
Kyle1111 10
Foxyman 7
Killer69 1
Again I'm going to rate it a 10. If you're read more... |
Trap Lounge
January 21, 2005
(North Miami, Florida)
I visited this club approximately 7:30 PM on Friday and the few customers that there were, were lifeless. Approximately 8 dancers all whites. Basically, read more... |
Bare Necessity
January 21, 2005
(Miami, Florida)
I visited around 1:30 PM on Friday and was surprised how dead the club was. About 4 customers and 4 dancers. Dancers were white. 2 were LARGE and 2 were a read more... |
Trap Lounge
January 21, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) In honor of ShotDisc this is a public service WARNING: This club could be rated a 10 depending on what you're looking for.
In honor of Shadowcat: If you read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 18, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited the club around 4 PM on Tuesday. Panoply of very attractive dancers. It was like WOW!!! :)
I see a favorite who in my book is a super 10. I've read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 15, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited about 2:22 PM on Saturday. I was thinking the palindromic number might bring me some good luck. WRONG. I was the only customer for a good spell read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 15, 2005
(North Miami, Florida)
I visited on Thursday around 3 PM. The club was fairly lively and 1 of the dancers I like was there so it was looking like it was going to be a great day. read more... |
Trap Lounge
January 15, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visted about 8 PM on Friday. The club was PACKED. Standing room only. I'm surprised there wasn't a problem parking. I stayed less than a minute because I read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 12, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) Visited about 3 PM Wednesday and didn't stay too long. Perhaps 15 minutes. Basically I was looking for 2 particular dancers and didn't want to waste too much read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 8, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I wanted to see if by chance I might get lucky on a Saturday during the day. I visited about 2:30 PM and I was the only customer and only 4 dancers were read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 7, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 2 PM on Friday. Lots of dancers and fairly attractive, but not my type. There were some attractive white dancers on this visit. My ideal is read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
January 7, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited about 6 PM Thursday and the parking lot was packed. Usually a good sign. There were plenty of customers, but I didn't really see the type of dancer read more... |
Secrets
January 4, 2005
(Miami, Florida) I visited about 9:30 PM Tuesday. Not many customers, but plenty of dancers. The quality of the dancers was good. It looked like I was in store for a read more... |
Trap Lounge
January 4, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited the club about 8 PM Tuesday. Seven dancers were working and the quality was good. Music nice and QUIET. I'm always well treated at this club and read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 4, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited today, Tuesday around 2 PM. What a shock lots of attractive women. During my last visit less than a week ago the women were very unattractive. read more... |
Trap Lounge
January 1, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) I visited around 7 PM on Friday just before the New Year. Only 3 dancers were working and they closed early -- around 8:15 PM. Just as easily someone else read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 1, 2005
(North Miami, Florida) This is a big beautiful club fromerly known as Club Diamonds. I didn't think I'd be visiting again so soon because my last visit was so disappointing, but I read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
January 1, 2005
(North Miami, Florida)
This is a big beautiful club fromerly known as Club Diamonds. I didn't think I'd be visiting again so soon because my last visit was so disappointing, but I read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
January 1, 2005
(North Miami, Florida)
I visited around 2:30 PM on Friday just before the New Year. The place was dead although after visiting Cheetah and The Trap later in the day I could read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
December 24, 2004
(North Miami, Florida)
WOW!!! :) Two extremely satisfying visits in a row. The Holiday season as far as strip clubbing has never been brighter on such a limited budget.
I read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
December 17, 2004
(North Miami, Florida)
JACKPOT!!! :) The last few visits have been disappointing. No dancers and no customers. So bad I didn't even feel like submitting reviews. But, today, read more... |
Trap Lounge
December 16, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) I give this club such a low rating because I dislike the price structure for the dances. Someone else may easily give this club a rating of 10. read more... |
Secrets
December 16, 2004
(Miami, Florida) If my rating was based just on my experience on this visit, then my rating would be a 1 the lowest possible rating.
I visited around 3:30 PM on Thursday and read more... |
Take One Lounge
December 11, 2004
(Miami, Florida)
I visited this club about 2 PM Saturday. On my prior visit one of the dancers told me the place gets busy right from the opening at noon, which I think is read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
December 11, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) The club is now know as Cheetah. I visited around 10 PM Friday. Paid a $10 cover and $3 parking. Bought a water for $5 (plus gave a $1 tip). A good number of read more... |
Rol Lexx Club Night Club
December 8, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited this club about 11 PM Tuesday night after a disappointing early evening at the Trap. (If you like very friendly white dancers who are tall with lots read more... |
Take One Lounge
December 7, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited this club around 4 PM Saturday. Plenty of attractive dancers (don't remember seeing any white dancers this visit) and what was notable was how busy read more... |
Take One Lounge
November 30, 2004
(Miami, Florida) It's been about 2 years since I last visited this club and it was really improved. A powerful AC system kept the club nice and cold. On my last visit the read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
November 18, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) I visited a little before 1 PM. The bartender was replaced again. Unfortunate because she very sweet attractive girl. Part of the problem was she did a few read more... |
Secrets
November 18, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited at around 2:30 PM Wednesday. I had thought the club opened at noon. It actually opens at 2 PM, which translates into I came way too early! There read more... |
Trap Lounge
November 17, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) The low numerical rating reflects the lack of value for table dances. If you just want to hang out in a relaxing environment or get lap dances, then the read more... |
Rol Lexx Club Night Club
November 11, 2004
(Miami, Florida) It has been a few months since I visited this club and I would like to go a lot more often. (For those who think it is important my personal experience when read more... |
Pink Pony
November 6, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited around 8 PM Friday. The parking was $3 to park in the right of way along the side of the building ($5 for the parking lot). A $5 cover after 7:30 read more... |
Tootsie's Cabaret
November 4, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I headed here after visiting Diamond's Cabaret which is about 1 mile to the South. What a difference! Diamond's had NO dancers at 8:15 on a Wednesday night read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
November 4, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) Based on this visit I could have easily given this club a ranking of 1. The club opens 8 PM, which is 2 hours later than its prior 6 PM opening time. Parking read more... |
Tootsie's Cabaret
November 3, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited at about 4 PM and it was jam packed with customers. Very few girls by comparison or they were all getting private dances. The dancers, mainly read more... |
Big Mack's Foxxy Lady Lounge Inc.
November 3, 2004
(Miami, Florida) This club could just as easily be ranked a 1 depending on what you're looking for. My ranking reflects a nod of approval to what seemed to be an honest to read more... |
Trap Lounge
November 2, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) This club could just as easily have been ranked a 10 depending of course on what you're looking for. This is not a gentlemen's club, which is a huge positive read more... |
Diamond's Cabaret
November 2, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) I've been to this gentlemen's club numerous times, but not recently. I give it a ranking of 10 based on past experience and potential.
The club is now read more... |
Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club
October 31, 2004
(Hialeah, Florida) I went early Friday morning (about 1:45 AM). Wasn't charged a cover and no parking charge either. Got lucky because it seems like parking is alway a problem read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
October 30, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) I visited this club on Saturday about 3:00 PM. Very slow. No girls on stage and only 5 working girls total. There were some other girls in street clothes read more... |
Secrets
October 30, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I went here late (11:00 PM) on a Thursday night ($5 cover after 10:00 PM). Lots of customers who appeared eager to buy dances as fate would have it customers read more... |
Secrets
September 30, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited on a Wednesday night around 11 PM and left around 2 AM. I had a lot of fun despite the LOUD music. The reason I'm giving this club a much higher read more... |
Hialeah Gold Gentlemen's Club
September 25, 2004
(Hialeah, Florida) I really HATE to give it a rating of 10, but when you see a very large very happy crowd with a large number of dancers at a club that is "happening," then it read more... |
Player's Club
September 24, 2004
(Miami, Florida) I visited this club at approximately 9:00 PM on Saturday. The parking was well lit and fenced. The door man (security) reached out to me so reflectively I read more... |
Secrets
September 2, 2004
(Miami, Florida) BTW, adding to my prior review. Secrets has a good number of black dancers and some latin and white dancers. The customers seem to be primarily latins and read more... |
Secrets
September 2, 2004
(Miami, Florida) This isn't one of my favorite clubs because I had a very negative incident there about a year ago. I had spent practically the whole night at the club. read more... |
Sandals
August 14, 2004
(Miami, Florida) This looks like a really neat cozy club, but I never did make it inside at least now that it is a gay club. However, I swear this is the same cozy looking read more... |
Angels Adult Entertainment
August 8, 2004
(North Miami, Florida) I've been going to this club for over 10 years. Originally, it was named Angels All Nude Review or something pretty close to that--the full name was long. read more... |
Champagne Lounge
August 7, 2004
(Dothan, Alabama) I visited this bikini club late Wednesday night 07/28/04 after hitting some of the clubs in Panama City. I'd been visiting home and my sister in Tallahassee read more... |
Toy Box
July 31, 2004
(Panama City, Florida) I should probably give this club a higher rating, but I don't like being ripped-off. The old lady bartender failed to give me the proper change. I was read more... |
Runway
July 31, 2004
(Dothan, Alabama) This bikini club is hidden in the back. I entered the main bar and was disappointed that there were no girls. I asked a local about the bikini action and read more... |
