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Archibald's
October 24, 2008
(Washington, D.C.) This place continues to improve. They got rid of most of the Russian girls who detracted from the experience. And they've hired a large number of new read more...
2001 Odyssey
October 3, 2008
(Tampa, Florida) Very few girls present. Reasonably attractive though. Didn't strike me as a good investment, however. Club is dark, fairly clean physical environment, read more...
Archibald's
August 31, 2008
(Washington, D.C.) Someone else described this club as seedy. Ridiculous. Traditonally a high class club. Attractive dancers, good food, overpriced but not as overprieced as read more...
Archibald's
July 7, 2008
(Washington, D.C.) Hadn't been in here in about six months as the quality of the dancers had deteriorated, making me reluctant to spend my money here. Went in a couple times this read more...
Good Guys
June 19, 2008
(Washington, D.C.) Been some time since I have been in here....little has changed though. BUT THE PRICES SURE HAVE ! Extremely expensive drinks. Near-dump atmosphere (not as bad read more...
Royal Palace
June 5, 2008
(Washington, D.C.) Well, they've added a few new girls who are attractive ! But that's all that's good that can be said about this very downscale place. Funny that it is read more...
Good Guys
March 4, 2008
(Washington, D.C.) Stopped in recently to see if Good Guys had upgraded their dancers since JP's fire. Alas, largely the same old crew of "used-looking," personalityless dancers. read more...
1320 II
January 28, 2008
(Springfield, Virginia) Hadn't been in here in a number of years as I have been going to the DC clubs. But I revisited recently and found this club a disappointment. Girls were read more...
Crystal City Restaurant
November 26, 2007
(Arlington, Virginia) Attractive women though some have been at it too long. Va. law requires that not much is revealed--this doesn't bother me but could be a dealbreaker for many read more...
Camelot
October 29, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Used to go to Camelot occasionally 5-10 years ago but didn't like it because the women had huge siliconized breasts. Not my cup of tea. After visiting there read more...
Archibald's
October 28, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Revisited and found the same problems experienced over the summer. Fairly mediocre girls. And shifty crowd. Girls increasingly foreign. With lesser read more...
Royal Palace
August 7, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Almost as bad as it could be. Largely unattractive women. Expensive drinks. Ripoffs by waitreses and dancers. Low-class crowd, particularly on read more...
JP's
July 14, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Well, duh, of course the dancers are going to sit and talk with regular customers. In addition to making economic sense for the girls to choose to sit with read more...
Archibald's
July 14, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Have visited here twice in the last few weeks....quality of girls has deteriorated further. Disappointingly, each time 5 or 6 of approximately 12 girls read more...
Good Guys
June 21, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Change in management has made dancers less miserable--a positive step. However, prices for the basic alcohol I consume have risen from %6.50 each to $9.50 read more...
Archibald's
June 11, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Ut-oh.....talented female general manager who improved this place a lot apparently let go (reputedly for valid reasons) and the club has slidden read more...
JP's
May 28, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Club is on upswing from its nadir. They have improved the quality of the girls significantly. Prices for drinks are now reasonable after having been much too read more...
Archibald's
April 5, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) This is one of the best clubs in DC (for what that's worth--DC is pretty tame.) Girls are attractive, friendly, and, YES, they do take their clothes off read more...
Good Guys
March 21, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) Reasaonably attractive women.....but they're always so darn unhappy compared to other clubs in DC. Always complaining (or crying) about management's latest read more...
Club Pussycat
February 6, 2007
(Baltimore, Maryland) Woman #1: fat and bubbling with cellulite.....40ish.....gray teeth, look like they're dying Woman #2: snaggletoothed, hair falling out, smelly Woman #3 read more...
JP's
January 20, 2007
(Washington, D.C.) It is sad to see an old favorite decline to painful lows. Still some nice girls....still some fairly attractive girls....but tooo few these days. Sometimes read more...
JP's
October 19, 2006
(Washington, D.C.) Club sits there virutally empty a lot of the time. A shame. Some aspects of JP's make it the best club in town. And some aspects of it are awful. The read more...
Good Guys
August 17, 2006
(Washington, D.C.) Well, a lot to recap....I come here at least once a week while in town regularly on business and have done so for two years. First floor remake is still a read more...
December 1, 2008
Vol. 15, No. 335
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