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| Treasures Houston, Texas April 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This place and the patrons who review here must be filthy rich. All the chicks do here is push to go upstairs. Has anyone here heard of Read more... |
| Candy Store Phoenix, Arizona March 31, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I was last at this club back in 2003, saw that they renovated the outside and expected some kind of change inside as well. Nevertheless I was Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company Phoenix, Arizona March 31, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... As I continually get suckered by the cheap drinks (who can beat Widmer drafts for $1 on Sundays in this town?) I am reminded of how far the Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois March 23, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I had this place on boycott since January of 2006, and broke it during a recent visit into town after moving away. Why this place continually Read more... |
| Carl's Lounge Stone Park, Illinois March 23, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I ended up coming in 3 times during a recent visit and not because I planned it! The new place is nice and frankly it's kind of sad such a nice Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois March 23, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... After moving away a year and a half ago, I visited town the week before last and came in here on a Thursday night. The sad thing is, this place Read more... |
| Bourbon Street Circus Phoenix, Arizona February 17, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I came in here on a Thursday night. Nothing special, and as in all other Phoenix clubs in the year and a half since I got back, they hire women Read more... |
| Baby Doll's Phoenix, Arizona January 27, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This club is about average for Phoenix but would be 3 if compared to the rest of the country. Women here are friendly but like the competing Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company Phoenix, Arizona January 20, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Once again I've come back to the promise of cheap drinks and satisfactory service (and a big ass or two) and thrice or more I've been sorely Read more... |
| Christie's Cabaret Phoenix, Arizona October 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I walked in late last night, and I realize some of these clubs still clear out because of the pasties after 1 AM rule. They seemed to be Read more... |
| Amazons Topless Nightclub Phoenix, Arizona October 22, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Probably my worst experience here so far was recent. First off, there was confusion as to how much the drink price was for a domestic brew from Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company Phoenix, Arizona September 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This will be an amalgam review of two different nights. Yes I am weak and decided to return, maybe because of the drink prices, maybe because Read more... |
| HiLiter Gentlemen's Club Phoenix, Arizona August 12, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... If I could give a 7.5 I would... I went on a Sunday night which in fairness is always a slower night for these clubs. The waitstaff seemed Read more... |
| Amazons Topless Nightclub Phoenix, Arizona July 8, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... This review is based on my third visit. Women were coming up to me aggressively for the first 5-10 minutes I was there, but after making it Read more... |
| Pantera Phoenix, Arizona June 24, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Went on a Saturday night (finally), it was very crowded and there were some thick chicks on hand. If you are into thick, this is the place to Read more... |
| Treasures Las Vegas, Nevada May 25, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I'd first like to say that the club itself and the women are simply stunning, and this is compared to Phoenix (whose clubs used to have much Read more... |
| Pantera Phoenix, Arizona April 5, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I gave the club another try, this time on a Sunday night. The selection of ladies was not much different, on this particular night there were Read more... |
| Amazons Topless Nightclub Phoenix, Arizona March 18, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I decided to visit Sinn after reading this board. The appearance of the club notwithstanding, it was a decent place to hang out and throw back Read more... |
| Pantera Phoenix, Arizona March 1, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... A previous review said of the women here that they need to go on a diet, well my friend and I went in the hope he was right! My friend is into Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company Phoenix, Arizona January 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I've visited the club a few times since moving back to AZ (yaaay me!). Not much has changed but I see that the quality of women has resembled Read more... |
| Brad's Brass Flamingo Indianapolis, Indiana August 15, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I have no clue how this club is getting good reviews. The locals I was with tell me this is the BEST club in town, yet and I shit you not, the Read more... |
| Crazy Rock Gentlemen's Club Romeoville, Illinois July 24, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is another consolidation review but I'll base it mostly on my last visit. More of the same for the Chicago metro area yet some people Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois May 29, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I've visited a few times since my last review. This used to be my favorite place in the Chicago area, now all I can say is I'm starting to look Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois March 26, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This review is based on my last two visits. Both were on a Saturday night, which were last night and three weeks ago. On my first visit, a Read more... |
| Bourbon Street Circus Phoenix, Arizona January 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... What a great time I had, almost made up for the two other places I visited while in town. The drinks are overpriced, it's still too dark and it Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company Phoenix, Arizona January 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This review is based upon two different visits. I was in for vacation and used to visit here regularly when I lived on the east side, but this Read more... |
| Bandaid's Phoenix, Arizona January 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... What a shithole. They think they are crunk, playing Three Six Mafia and then three songs later it's Metallica! I passed by this club with a Read more... |
| Bobby's Bar Melrose Park, Illinois November 13, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The term "your mileage may vary" definitely applies here. I was there two Tuesdays ago and it seems to be the same quality of ladies each time Read more... |
| Skybox Harvey, Illinois September 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... The shits. Do I really need to waste my time telling you the same story that's been expressed about this club by almost every post? The looks Read more... |
| PoleKatz Bridgeview, Illinois September 17, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I vowed not to review another club again but I'll make an exception this time. I think I'm starting to understand the heat this club has been Read more... |
| Hip Hugger Kokomo, Indiana August 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I went last night on Tuesday, while on a trip with a friend. Compared to the quality of women at Chicago clubs I'd say the Hip Hugger has Read more... |
| On The Border Franklin, Wisconsin July 31, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Wow. I got three words for this club: anorexia nervosa, and bulimia. The only thick women of the night were black and they always went to Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois July 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... If you're from the Chicago area and the previous reviews (including mine) have enticed you to take the small trip here, save your gas money. Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois July 21, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I think it's time to face the music, this club is on the way out and obviously the entire metro area of 9 million people cannot handle a talent Read more... |
| Silver Slipper Saloon Ottawa, Illinois June 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I went on a Sunday night even though the nice lady on the phone told me there'd be about 10 women there on average. I'm sick of the Chicago Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois June 22, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I wandered in here after trying two clubs in the area - one was completely dead presumably from a new club opening in the area, the other was Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois June 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have to admit that my last review was more a review of the strip club scene in the Chicago area and not so much of Club 390. I gave this Read more... |
| PoleKatz Bridgeview, Illinois June 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I was here on Tuesday night. As another reviewer stated, valet parking is mandatory but the valet guy told me there is parking allowed on the Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois May 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club is just not worth visiting for those with a goal. I came back a couple times after slow nights at Club 390 and what can I say? I Read more... |
| Oasis Goodtime Emporium Atlanta, Georgia April 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I came here a few weeks ago during a recent visit to Atlanta. Not a bad place, but for a Saturday night there were only about 20 women for I Read more... |
| Shooters Alley Doraville, Georgia April 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Very late review... I went here a few weeks ago on a recent trip to Atlanta. What a nightmare your town is - bad traffic, worse food (I got Read more... |
| Jimmy's Gentlemens Club Chicago Heights, Illinois March 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I came here for the first time and hopefully it was a bad night for Jimmy's. If you like the "seedy bar" type of strip club like I do (and NO Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois March 2, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This is the third time I've been to the club, on a Tuesday night when they do the amateurs contest. These are not amateurs. Also, what can be Read more... |
| Club 390 Chicago Heights, Illinois February 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Warning: do not come visit the club on a weekday. This was my second visit to the club and both were nights when they had amateur night and I Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois February 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This is not a rant or a "had a bad night but will come back" type of review. This will be addressed specifically to HB and in general to Read more... |
| Great Alaskan Bush Company Phoenix, Arizona January 26, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This will be kind of a strange review since it's based on 3 visits, from 12/22 to 12/29 when I came to Phoenix for vacation. The best night was Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois November 24, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Let me get the negative out of the way first. What is wrong with the waitress that does the middle section, in particular the walls with the Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois November 21, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Came back last Tuesday night after a brief hiatus LOL. The quality of women has improved. Got dances from two hotties, one is a petite Greek Read more... |
| Cowboys Hazel Crest, Illinois October 9, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Came here after discovering that Skybox is only open until 2 AM, they hadn out coupons for free admission as you leave. It must be the same Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois October 4, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last Tuesday... I really don't understand how this place continues to rank high on this page. Most women here dance on the poles like Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois June 17, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I visited here for the first time, funny because I heard about this club two years ago when I lived out west and finally got around to it (and Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois May 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I went last night, gotta say this club is so afraid of LE even the upstairs rules have changed. No one was breaking any rules here to begin Read more... |
| Heavenly Bodies Elk Grove Village, Illinois May 7, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I went on a Sunday night. As expected the talent was kinda short staffed and I spent most of that evening working on my buzz. (In case you Read more... |
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