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| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois May 6, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... (This review replaces an INCOMPLETE review inadvertantly sent earlier) A major remdeling project is underay at DJV Springfield. On a recent Read more... |
| Showgirl Galleria Grand Rapids, Michigan March 14, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Apparently they are now calling this place "Lady Godiva's" according to the signs outside. Late on a weeknight, there were 5-6 girls working, Read more... |
| Little Darlings - Deja Vu Showgirls Kalamazoo, Michigan March 14, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... It'd been well over a year since I had visited the new LD's in Kazoo. Definite improvement, including much better VIP booths and a stronger Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois March 14, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Not a lot changes at Club O, especially during the day. Nadia & Storm preside over a parade of regulars. If you're a Club O newbie, your Read more... |
| Cheetahs Las Vegas, Nevada February 13, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Certainly not the Cheetah's of old. But it's still worth a stop, especially during the day or early on a weeknight. Cheetah's seems to have Read more... |
| Olympic Garden Las Vegas, Nevada February 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... What an odd contrast during a Saturday afternoon visit to OG. Hadn't been there in awhile, pre-remodelling, so I was impressed with the new look Read more... |
| Little Darlin's Las Vegas, Nevada February 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... This is a late Saturday afternoon review. Nobody there. 2 customers, 4 girls. Possibilities with the private rooms, bed dances, etc., but the Read more... |
| Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas, Nevada February 11, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I'll echo what tusclman said in a recent review. The girls are gorgeous and there are many. My issue with SR is the big hustle to the back Read more... |
| Escape Reality Edwardsburg, Michigan January 17, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by Escape Reality a couple of times in recent months while in the South Bend/Elkhart area. Quality of dancers continues to be pretty Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan January 17, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... It'd been well over a year since I had visited the new LD's in Kazoo. Definite improvement, including much better VIP booths and a stronger Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois November 14, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Only had time for a brief stop at DJV Springfield on a recent trip through town. I found it slightly improved from a visit earlier this year. Read more... |
| Stars Cabaret Neenah, Wisconsin October 8, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I almost stumbled onto Stars while driving on US 41 late one night. A rotating search light was operating and I took a chance that there would Read more... |
| Beansnappers Appleton, Wisconsin October 8, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Beansnappers could be so much better. Unless you happen to be there on one of those spontaneous amazing NE Wisconsin amateur nights with 18 Read more... |
| Wisconsin Dolls Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin September 22, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... With Cruisin Chubby's up the road a couple of miles, it's got to be tough for this place to compete. Although there were a couple of fairly Read more... |
| Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin September 22, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... What a huge improvement over a visit here several years ago. Obviously those changes are no surprise to regulars, but to those of us who Read more... |
| Little Darlings - Deja Vu Showgirls Kalamazoo, Michigan July 15, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... A quick stop on an afternoon was pretty ordinary. Only 3 or 4 girls working, ranging from 5-7. It continues to puzzle me how Deja Vu can be as Read more... |
| Showgirl Galleria Grand Rapids, Michigan July 9, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I don't get to Grand Rapids often & certainly wouldn't go there for the Clubs. The conservative religious right has just about run them out of Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Minneapolis, Minnesota June 30, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Late afternoon Satutrday visit was pretty grim. Although a brief trip upstairs to VIP w/ Alambama was enjoyable, the overall experience was Read more... |
| Seville Club Minneapolis, Minnesota June 29, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Very impressive club. A true Gentlemen's Club--so it's reviewed in that context. Absolutely classy feeling inside. Upscale. Professional. Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois June 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I hate to sound like a broken record, but I'll second--or third--or fourth the comments about Storm. This sharp, beautiful, intelligent, Read more... |
| Escape Reality Edwardsburg, Michigan June 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I'd really like to see some other reviews on this club. I only get through the area every 2 or 3 months & have an ATF there, so that's the Read more... |
| Sinners Minneapolis, Minnesota June 27, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Pretty lackluster on a recent Wednesday night Amateur Night. First visit to Sinners. I expected hotter dancers, more personality, more effort Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois May 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... One more vote for pretty, petite Storm as my ATF in the Chicago area! Blew through town the other day & the minute I walked in, Storm was Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois May 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... A recent Sunday night visit proved disappointing--again! Only four girls working for about 20 or more guys. Offered one dance in about 90 Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois March 28, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I didn't have a lot of time on a recent trip to Chicago, but after reading some very negative reviews on another site, I had to check out Club Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan March 24, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... No complaints but I wasn't "blown away" like I was a couple of times last year at DJV Lansing. Still by far the best Deja Vu I'm aware of. Fun Read more... |
| Escape Reality Edwardsburg, Michigan March 10, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Through the area several times since the first of the year, so I've had a chance to check out ER two or three times recently. While the club Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois December 14, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... So much potential. So little delivered recently. That's the story at DJV Springfield. Fairly hot girls but generally you just get to look. Read more... |
| Beansnappers Appleton, Wisconsin November 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is a PENALTY review: Do NOT put on the official club website specifically that you are "open November 19 from 3-Midnite" and then not be Read more... |
| Bamboo Room Green Bay, Wisconsin November 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I don't want to be unfair to the Bamboo Room, because it has possibilities. But frankly, it's a dump inside & out--to the point that if a Read more... |
| Body Shop Green Bay, Wisconsin November 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I'd have to say they are doing the best they cam with what they have at the Body Shop. Tiny club, as earlier described. Probably 20 x 40 Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois November 20, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Weekday afternoon. Club O seems to have bounced back from a lack of staffing that I noticed a few weeks ago. Not an exciting time to be there Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan November 9, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... After several great stops at DJV Lansing, this time was a bump in the road. Not bad, but just not up to the standard this club had been setting Read more... |
| Fantasy's Traverse City, Michigan November 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Discovered Fantasy's on a recent business trip through Traverse City. Had been told there were no clubs in town, but picked it up off another Read more... |
| Escape Reality Edwardsburg, Michigan November 6, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... It's not fancy or glitzy but a trip back to Escape Reality confirmed that it's the top of the list in the Michiana area. South Bend's Read more... |
| Wisconsin Dolls Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin September 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Late night on a Monday, it was "slim pickings" at Wisconsin Dolls. 3 or 4 girls working but mostly they wanted to talk to each other & a few Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois September 28, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Once again, daytime is the time to visit Club O. My mission was to spend some time with Storm--and she was awesome, as usual, the minute I Read more... |
| Escape Reality Edwardsburg, Michigan September 16, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... First visit to Escape Reality & I was fairly impressed, especially with the couch dances. The atmosphere is about 60% strip club/40% local Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan September 13, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Lansing's DJV continues to set the pace in the region, in my opinion. Several visits in a row, spaced out over a year or more, I've had a Read more... |
| Little Darlings - Deja Vu Showgirls Kalamazoo, Michigan September 13, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... DejaVu has moved into its palacial new building in Kazoo, which it shares with the topless, full bar Little Darlings next door. There's a DJV Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan September 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Club has moved to a brand new built-from-scratch building & is now known as LITTLE DARLINGS. New pleasure palace contains Deja Vu, Little Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan July 18, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... A pretty quiet Monday night at Lansing's Vu, but a chance to spend some quality time in VIP w/ Brooke. I'd recommend it! Price was $75 for 15 Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois June 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Through Springfield a couple of times recently with mixed results at Deja Vu. It feels like there was a management change in the past few Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois June 10, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Late afternoon on a weekday, it was pretty slow at Club O. Only a few girls working, including a totally overbearing Latin chick who needs to Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois May 9, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Long time between visits to Club O. But I was delighted to immediately run into Storm again. This young lady is hot if you are into natural Read more... |
| Club Bristol Sun Prairie, Wisconsin May 7, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Wisconsin strip clubs just don't get it. Or perhaps it's the dancers who don't get it. I go to clubs all over the country but am always Read more... |
| Sheri's Cabaret Las Vegas, Nevada May 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is a rating based on "value" more than anything else. No doubt the new Sheri's is a beautiful club. Feels classy, glitzy, modern. Lots Read more... |
| Cheetahs Las Vegas, Nevada May 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... My experience in the past two weeks at Cheetah's was much better than the last couple of visits on '05. Much better range of girls, better Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan March 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Until some new manager comes along & screws it up--probably next week--this may be best Deja Vu in the country right now. Famous for its Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan March 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Several brief stops at Little Darlins' (former Mermaid) in the past few months & a passing grade--but nothing really special. When Jessi is Read more... |
| Little Darlings - Deja Vu Showgirls Kalamazoo, Michigan March 17, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Another disappointing visit to the "interim Vu in Kazoo." Hard to believe there can be so much difference between two clubs 75 miles apart that Read more... |
| Thee Gentlemens Club San Diego, California January 5, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... If you haven't got all night, skip the other clubs in San Diego and go straight to Expose! But you'll also need some extra time just to find Read more... |
| Cheetahs San Diego, California January 3, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Don't get to SDO very often but business took me there in late December. Cheetah's has changed--for the worse. While it's still a very clean and Read more... |
| Club Bristol Sun Prairie, Wisconsin December 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Disappointed again. About 90 minutes at Club Bristol on a recent weeknight. 6 or 7 girls working. But No offers of a dance. Not even a Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan December 18, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... None of the weird stuff the last reviewer talked about. Pretty much normal length songs and an average range of girls. Nobody was really Read more... |
| Little Darlings - Deja Vu Showgirls Kalamazoo, Michigan December 18, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on a weeknight. Had only seen one of the dancers before & most were a step down from past visits. Tried a couple of dances but Read more... |
| Hip Hugger Kokomo, Indiana December 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Almost forgot about a stop at the HH earlier this fall. Probably because it was pretty forgettable, compared to earlier visits. Still the same Read more... |
| Tabares Acapulco, Mexico December 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Between the language barrier & the uncertainty of what you are going to pay (to say nothing of what you're going to receive), let's say it's an Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois December 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Passing through Springfield, stopped at the Vu on a Sunday night. Only about 5 girls working, which was immediately disappointing. Planned to Read more... |
| Little Darlings - Deja Vu Showgirls Kalamazoo, Michigan November 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I don't give many 8's--and this one is mostly based on one dancer: a beautiful blonde who calls herself Heaven. Great looks, fascinating Read more... |
| Wisconsin Dolls Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin November 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Stopped by on a Saturday night passing through. 3 or 4 girls working. Could have used 6. Place was about half full but most of the customers Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois October 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... A couple of recent stops at DJV Springfield yielded one really average night & one pretty good. Very different cast of girls although in the Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois September 20, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... A brief but good stop at Club O early on a week night. The past couple of visits I've felt hustled into the Champagne Room, with little value Read more... |
| Club Bristol Sun Prairie, Wisconsin September 20, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I said it last winter & I'll say it again: this club has so much potential but really falls short, starting with the quality of the dancers. Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan June 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Websites and newspapers both said that Deja Vu had made its move the Mermaid building this week...but it didn't happen. Liquor Control Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois June 11, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I think the previous reviewer nailed it: this club varies alot from night to night. Depends alot on who's working and how much time is spent Read more... |
| Olympic Garden Las Vegas, Nevada April 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Never the best, never the worst. A trip to Vegas isn't complete without a stop at OG. Two of them in this case. An afternoon visit with Read more... |
| Sapphire Gentlemen's Club Las Vegas, Nevada April 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... It's just TOO BIG! If there aren't a couple hundred customers at Sapphire, you feel like there's no reason to stay, nothing's happening. This Read more... |
| Little Darlin's Las Vegas, Nevada April 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I'm amazed. Several days in Vegas. Many strip clubs visited--and I had the best experience at Little Darlings. That's never come close to Read more... |
| Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas, Nevada April 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... A beautiful club that lacks friendliness and personality. Two trips, one on a hella busy Saturday, the other an average weeknight. The Read more... |
| Crazy Horse Too Las Vegas, Nevada April 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have had consistently bad experiences at CH2 the last 3 or 4 times I have been in Vegas. Beautiful women who try from Word One to rip you Read more... |
| Cheetahs Las Vegas, Nevada April 24, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I hate to say it, but Cheetah's isn't what it used to be. I gave it several chances on a recent visit to Sin City, but it came up lacking Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan April 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Come on guys! Am I the only person who has an opinion on the Mermaid??? I get tired of re-reading my own reports! That said...I had another Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois March 28, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Let's call this a "mixed" review. There's a lot to like about Club O. Classy, big, clean, generally friendly, and a varied selection of Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan March 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... All it takes to turn an average 5 or 6 rating to a strong 9 is one hot lady and a trip to the VIP Room! At Deja Vu Lansing, her name is Lacey. Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan February 1, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Renovation continues. New center stage. New lap booths. More decoration. Alot of furniture with Deja Vu markings as they continue to take Read more... |
| Camelot Washington, D.C. January 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Going to a DC strip club is much like watching a video. No touch. No talk. No eye contact. None of the electricity that we've all felt at Read more... |
| Club Bristol Sun Prairie, Wisconsin December 18, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Didn't expect to be back so soon...but that's business! This place continues to be very different each time I'm there. From Wisconsin style Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lake Station, Indiana December 10, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... There's a friendly, easy going feel about this club vs. most Deja Vu's where hype is almost constant. Girls seem to have more time to talk and Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois December 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Having had two great experiences in the past with Michelle, I was hoping she was working when I returned to the Springfield Vu. And there she Read more... |
| Mermaid Lounge Kalamazoo, Michigan December 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Major changes underway as Mermaid & Deja Vu co-locate at the Mermaid location. Apparently, it's a gradual process. Mermaid has moved into Read more... |
| Four Corners Club Four Corners, Wisconsin December 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Like a lot of clubs in Wisconsin, it's a little more like a bar with dancers than a strip club. Actually, it's an ancient decaying "supper Read more... |
| Club Bristol Sun Prairie, Wisconsin December 8, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Apparently there's a big difference between weekends & mid-week, based on the previous review. I'd been here a couple of months ago & had a Read more... |
| Outpost Neillsville, Wisconsin November 16, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This place has possibilities! Although it doesn't look like much on the outside, it's actually much bigger & better on the inside. Nice large Read more... |
| 4 Mile Inc. Bluff Siding, Wisconsin November 16, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Like we always say...YMMV. And mine certainly varied from the previous reviewer. On a recent weeknight, 4 Mile was pretty unexciting. Two Read more... |
| Beansnappers Appleton, Wisconsin November 15, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... What an odd and unique place! My '6' rating is based on what I look for in a "strip club." Opportunities to meet and chat with the dancers, Read more... |
| Flight Club Inkster, Michigan November 3, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... First time at the Flight Club recently. Weeknite from about 10-1. Excellent range of ladies, several drop-dead gorgeous, all shapes & sizes. Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois June 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... After a disappointing time or two, Club O is back up to a very high standard of beautiful and interesting ladies. But it certainly is Read more... |
| Hip Hugger Kokomo, Indiana June 20, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This is a unique club. If you apply a standard of comparing it the thousands of other strip clubs across the country (most of which SUCK), this Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois May 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This review is largely a vote for Michelle, who was just as good as I remembered from an earlier visit. There's nothing as hot as a young Read more... |
| Dream Girls Lake Station, Indiana May 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This club was really different. Interesting enough to hang around a couple of hours, mostly watching; but disappointing when it comes to Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lake Station, Indiana May 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Usually stay away from clubs on weekends but driving past I stopped at Lake Station for the first time in several years. Better than the last Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois May 26, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Good quality but light on quantity in a recent Friday early evening stop at Club O. It was very hard to get a dance. Just not enough girls Read more... |
| Ken's Gold Club Nashville, Tennessee March 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I probably picked the wrong night or time--late on a Tuesday--because I think this place still has possibilities. It's been dressed up a little Read more... |
| Anthony's Showplace Nashville, Tennessee March 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Interesting. I was there the same week as the previous reviewer, it appears, and had the exact opposite experience. Maybe Anthony's is for Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville, Tennessee March 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Probably the best Deja Vu I've been to in several years. Two afternoons recently. 4-5 Very hot, mostly young girls. Rachael and Presley stood Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Lansing, Michigan March 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... It was kinda quiet on a Monday night, specially w/ $10 dances all night. But that let me spend alot of time with Storm (Krissy). I'd met her Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield, Illinois January 12, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Big improvement in six months or so! They recently won a court case with the City and are assured of continuing in this SE side location. A Read more... |
| Club O Harvey, Illinois January 12, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... There's nothing here to complain about 'cept the price! Great atmosphere, beautiful women, decent management. Just fricking expensive! Had a Read more... |
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