
| Doll's House Isabela, Puerto Rico October 9, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... I went here a long, long time ago, shortly after it moved to its present location. There was too much hustle for drinks and the girl I was with Read more... |
| Wild Wild West Mayaguez, Puerto Rico August 1, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Not much has changed since my last visit in April. With upscale clubs being raided in San Juan (Goddess and Seasons) it seems that clients are Read more... |
| Goddess Gentlemen's Club Santurce, Puerto Rico June 16, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went again way after midnite after checking out a new club nearby. It was much more crowded than on my last visit. Shortly after I ordered my Read more... |
| Goddess Gentlemen's Club Santurce, Puerto Rico May 4, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went way after midnite. There were quite a few guys inside but did not see much action from the girls. Spent one hour with Phoenix, a sexy, Read more... |
| Wild Wild West Mayaguez, Puerto Rico April 19, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went late last night for the first time in months. It was full of clients, but the dancers weren't as hot as I expected. Most of them rarely Read more... |
| Goddess Gentlemen's Club Santurce, Puerto Rico March 2, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went late last night for the first time. This club is not as big as it seems from their website, but it is by no means small. The main floor has Read more... |
| Divas San Juan, Puerto Rico February 17, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night for the first time in months. All the girls I saw were latinas, which didn't surprise me at all because another club that opened Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico January 13, 2008 Rating: Member Feature... Went last weekend for the first time since late July. There was a feature show with Marjorie, who dances at Goddess in San Juan, and four other Read more... |
| Wild Wild West Mayaguez, Puerto Rico May 21, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... I've been here several times, the latest very late on Saturday (or past midnight on Sunday, to be exact). It has a good layout consisting of a Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico January 20, 2007 Rating: Member Feature... Dancers moved to a new location on the very same road. Drive past the old club and a bit further up you'll see a big "Dancers Club" sign to your Read more... |
| Mayagüez Gold Mayaguez, Puerto Rico June 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This club reopened after íts owner, manager and a couple of dancers were acquitted of obscenity charges stemming from a raid last July. Went Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls San Juan, Puerto Rico April 23, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... Like the previous poster I agree that this club is where you can get a quick nut, but then maybe it was too quick in my case. As soon as I Read more... |
| Illusions Vega Alta, Puerto Rico March 27, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... This is a recently opened club, located 20-25 minutes from San Juan. Simply take road 22 then after the Toa Baja toll plaza take the third exit, Read more... |
| Diana's Gentlemen's Club Yauco, Puerto Rico February 4, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I had gone a couple of times since my last review and felt the club badly needed more dancers and more clients to make it a worthwhile club. Read more... |
| Divas San Juan, Puerto Rico January 15, 2006 Rating: Member Feature... I was very weary about going to other clubs because of recent raids so I went here last night. There were quite a few people, possibly because Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico November 20, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. It was kind of slow at first, then it filled up as I have never seen this club fill up before. There were at least a dozen Read more... |
| Divas San Juan, Puerto Rico September 4, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Was here from 2:45 till 4:30 today. Was surprised by the amount of people. There were even people sitting in the lounge where clients weren't Read more... |
| Candie's Moca, Puerto Rico August 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I went last night for the first time since the Mayagüez Candies closed. I read elsewhere that all of a sudden there were a lot of dancers here. Read more... |
| Diana's Gentlemen's Club Yauco, Puerto Rico August 8, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Diana's had closed for relocation to its new site but the revamp lasted more than I expected. Needless to say it was worth the wait. It's Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico August 7, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went again last night. Stayed from 11PM till around 2:15 AM. It was at first fairly empty then it filled up. There were around eight dancers. Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls San Juan, Puerto Rico July 25, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. Was surprised to find a large crowd for a Sunday, yet it was still easy to walk around and get a good view of the stage. Spent Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls San Juan, Puerto Rico May 23, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. I was weary at first because of yet another police raid a few weeks ago, but decided to enter and enjoy myself. Sundays is the Read more... |
| Candie's Moca, Puerto Rico May 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went early last night. Again, this club was lacking in the dancer department. Only three dancers. One of them was worthwhile. None of them Read more... |
| Mayagüez Gold Mayaguez, Puerto Rico May 19, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went again late last night. Was pleasantly surprised by the amount and quality of dancers. There were around eight dancers, no 10's but in Read more... |
| Le Club San Juan, Puerto Rico May 15, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went again last night. At first it was empty, due mostly to the rain and the fact that there was a Tito Trinidad fight (therefore a lot of Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico April 10, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went again last night. Stayed from 11 till 3:30 in the morning. Quite a few dancers, starting with 6-7 then three more later on. My favorite was Read more... |
| Candie's Hormigueros, Puerto Rico April 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night, after visiting New Millenium. It had a different feel this time, maybe because Chelsea wasn't around ;). There were around Read more... |
| Mayagüez Gold Mayaguez, Puerto Rico April 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Since my last review the quality of this club has gone down considerably. Lack of dancers, owner's attitude against the dancers and other Read more... |
| Le Club San Juan, Puerto Rico March 6, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... This club is located at the Empress Hotel, which is on one of Isla Verde's side streets, overlooking the ocean, not on bustling Isla Verde Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico February 27, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Had another great time last night. There were around twelve dancers and it was very crowded. I don't recall having seen so many people, but it Read more... |
| Cheeta's San Juan, Puerto Rico January 29, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went tonight for about an hour. Shortly after I arrived Candy, a cute buxom local dancer with long hair, approached me. Spent most of my time Read more... |
| Candie's Hormigueros, Puerto Rico January 26, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I have been here several times since my last review but didn't bother to write because I felt it wasn't worth it. This time though I must. Went Read more... |
| Mayagüez Gold Mayaguez, Puerto Rico January 26, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went early tonight (Wednesday) with a friend. I was told that during the week there were plenty of dancers in this place, but there were only Read more... |
| Candie's Moca, Puerto Rico January 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I had been to Candies a couple of times since my last review and found the place lacking in terms of dancer quality. On average just three Read more... |
| Mayagüez Gold Mayaguez, Puerto Rico January 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Went today at around 2:00 AM. It's now located in Mayagüez, on Highway 114 near Highway 2, in a mini-mall with two sex shops on the premises. Read more... |
| Playmate Ponce, Puerto Rico January 16, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... Never mind my previous review, please avoid this club. Early last Friday morning a guy was murdered at the club's entrance. The victim, who had Read more... |
| Frenchies San Juan, Puerto Rico January 14, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I don't want you guys to ruin your vacation going to this club. Early last Wednesday as the club was closing this door two guys were murdered. Read more... |
| Divas San Juan, Puerto Rico January 9, 2005 Rating: Member Feature... I've been noticing lately that the quality of this club has gone down considerably in the last few months, with no travellers onstage and the Read more... |
| Bubbles Dorado, Puerto Rico September 6, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I had longed to check out this club for a long time so I finally went yesterday at midnight. This club is located 25-30 minutes from San Juan. Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico August 29, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. It was excellent. At first there were around eight dancers then at least four joined later on. Two dancers I've seen at the Read more... |
| Candie's Moca, Puerto Rico August 28, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. It went very well. There were five dancers. One of them, Sairis (?), was a knockout. Had a $30.00, nude private dance with Read more... |
| Divas San Juan, Puerto Rico July 25, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went today at 2:30 AM. It was pretty good. Few dancers (around 8). Dancers were all locals, except for Catalina (Canadian, even though the DJ Read more... |
| Playmate Ponce, Puerto Rico July 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went late last Saturday, after visiting Dancers. This club has a similar layout as the Mayagüez Playmate (same owner, I think) but it's much Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico July 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Made another visit last Saturday. There were eight dancers. All of them approached me for TLC and tips, as opposed to my previous visit. Read more... |
| Candie's Hormigueros, Puerto Rico July 19, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Made a return visit last night. This time there were four dancers. Liked both Nashalí and Natacha. Had a $30.00, nude private dance with her. My Read more... |
| Candie's Hormigueros, Puerto Rico July 5, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... I went last night for the first time in almost nine months. It was very enjoyable, even for a Sunday night. It was not full but since this club Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico June 1, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last Friday, hoping to see Nina again. Unfortunately she wasn't there (saw her the following night at Moca). There were around 9 dancers. Read more... |
| El Alcazar Isabela, Puerto Rico May 31, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last Sunday. Arrived at around 11:00 PM and sat near the stage, beer in hand. There were five dancers, all very hot. After two rounds at Read more... |
| Playmate Mayaguez, Puerto Rico May 31, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Why, oh why, did I go here!? Went late last Saturday after leaving Candies in Moca. Should've stayed. This place is literally falling to pieces. Read more... |
| Candie's Moca, Puerto Rico May 31, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last Saturday. The usual assortment of dancers with the added bonus of Nina, who I've also seen at Dancers. Love her snake-like moves. Had Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls San Juan, Puerto Rico May 2, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night, after visiting St. Tropez. It was rocking. It was almost crampted, just like in the good old days ;). I was lucky to find a Read more... |
| San Tropez San Juan, Puerto Rico May 2, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went for the first time last night. This club is very spacious and from what I saw it has a mezzanine where lap dances, etc. are held. The fake Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls San Juan, Puerto Rico April 18, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. Business has picked up again after Frenchys opening nearby. There was a raid last Holy Thursday but it was for indecent Read more... |
| Dancers Ponce, Puerto Rico April 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. The place was half empty till very late, that is because of Easter weekend. That didn't bother me though, because it meant that Read more... |
| Candie's Moca, Puerto Rico April 11, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last Thursday. Sat upfront most of the time, tipping the girls. Shortly before closing hour I had a private dance with Tuana, in my opinion Read more... |
| Deja Vu Showgirls San Juan, Puerto Rico March 14, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night at around 2:30. Was able to get it for free (no bouncers at the entrance, lucky me). It was packed as usual but I only saw Read more... |
| Frenchies San Juan, Puerto Rico March 14, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... This club moved to a new location, near Deja Vu in Santurce. Went late last night. Unlike Deja Vu, it's very spacious, with a long stage which Read more... |
| Divas San Juan, Puerto Rico February 16, 2004 Rating: Member Feature... Went last night. A good mix of dancers, mostly locals but with a couple of Americans and a Colombian. Pretty good crowd for a Sunday, but not Read more... |