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July 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 187
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PT's World Famous Showclub
Denver, Colorado
April 17, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Here's a follow up to the previous review. I found myself in Denver again and decided to check PT's nude section. Picked a cute, long haired Read more...

Dandy Dan's
Denver, Colorado
March 27, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Came here on a Thursday night based on the last review. Maybe I hit a bad night. The girls were all 5-7, nothing spectacular but nothing that Read more...

PT's World Famous Showclub
Denver, Colorado
March 15, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

Came here about 11:00 on a Friday night based on TUSCL reviews and recommendation of an acquaintance in Denver. Both were right on. The club is Read more...

Shotgun Willie's
Glendale, Colorado
March 14, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

This is one of the best strip clubs in Denver. The girls are all gorgeous, the dances are all table at $20.00 with relatively high grindage, Read more...

Deja Vu Showgirls
Colorado Springs, Colorado
March 14, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

This is a typical Vu juice bar. No alcohol, $7.00 drinks. Nice layout, good subdued lighting, good view of the stages from anywhere in the bar. Read more...

Adult World
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
February 3, 2008
Rating: Member Feature...

It's a bookstore with a stage. Admission anywhere from $8.00 to $15.00 depending on time, day and who's dancing. Stage dances are nude, laps are Read more...

Ten's Show Club
Salisbury, Massachusetts
December 5, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Very unusual club. The building and decor look like they were brought in from Las Vegas. Admission is $10.00 (found out it's cheaper if you get Read more...

Hi-Way Playground
Yukon, Pennsylvania
December 5, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Gotta read the reviews before stopping at any SC. This place is a dump. Walk in the front door and you're in a porno bookstore with a few video Read more...

Vibraciones
Quito, Ecuador
October 21, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

I was working in Ecuador and had to stay in Quito overnight before catching a flight home. One of the people I was working with recommended Read more...

Tattle Tales Gentlemen's Club
Bowling Green, Kentucky
September 15, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Maybe I'm getting spoiled because I travel a lot and run into different state and local laws. The concept of the bar separate from the club just Read more...

Pure Platinum
Fort Erie, Ontario
May 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Didn't think a Canadian club could go down so far so fast. Last time I was here was about 3 years ago. Dancers were (still are) not as hot as Read more...

Penthouse Club Niagara
Niagara Falls, Ontario
May 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Probably the most laid back and snobby club in the Falls. OK, the ladies are gorgeous. The drink prices aren't ridiculous. The decor is Read more...

S.I. Lounge
Niagara Falls, Ontario
May 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

This place is owned by the same people who own Seductions. Most of the girls are either too old (25+), too fat (120 pounds) or too flat chested Read more...

Sundowner
Niagara Falls, Ontario
May 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Still the best club anywhere. Came in after a disappointing visit to Seductions next door. The girls are still as gorgeous as ever and still Read more...

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
May 18, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Seems to have gone downhill a bit since last visit. Still has great looking women but they seem to be more interested in the back room than in Read more...

Erv's
Allentown, Pennsylvania
April 16, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

A true dump. BYOB but watch it, some of the "regulars" have long arms. Dancers rate a 5 at best, some 8 for looks but 0 for attitude. No private Read more...

Crazy Horse Gentlemens Club
Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania
March 7, 2007
Rating: Member Feature...

Waste of time and money. Girls ranged from 4 to 6 the night I was there. Lap dance was a waste, mostly air, one way contact only. Maybe I hit it Read more...

The Body Shop
Cornwall, Ontario
September 23, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

As a strip club, it's a zero. As a bar, it's a six. Let me paint the picture. I walk into what appears to be a neighborhood bar. There's a DJ Read more...

Players Club
Cornwall, Ontario
September 18, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

i hope I hit this place on a slow night. One dancer, never made it on stage, busy with one customer. No cover, LaBatts Blue $6.75 Canadian. Will Read more...

Ten's Show Club
Salisbury, Massachusetts
September 15, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Cover charge $10.00 after 7:00 PM. Bottle of Sam Adams $6.75. Tip for bartender $1.25. Shooters $6.00 (one for me, one for the shooter girl). Read more...

Shotgun Willie's
Laurel, Montana
June 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The place is a dump, right in a truck stop. Beer and wine only, no booze. $5.00 to get in the door. Only 3 girls dancing the night I was there, Read more...

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club
Billings, Montana
June 1, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Walk in the front door and the place looks like a normal neighborhood bar (except or the girl in bra and g-string walking past). Drinks were Read more...

Sonny's BYOB
Waco, Texas
May 19, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This place looks like they started remodeling and ran out of money. I stopped in on a Friday night. There were six girls working, one of whom Read more...

Two Minnies
Waco, Texas
May 18, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Inflation has hit the Two Minnies. Lap dances are now $30.00. Cover is $5.00 at night but that gets you a half price drink. Beer prices are Read more...

Novelty Lounge
Oneonta, New York
May 8, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Only three reasons to be in Oneonta - you're driving rom Albany to Binghamton and are too tired to continue, you're a student at State Read more...

Gallaghers 2000
Long Island City, New York
March 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This has to be one of the better clubs in NYC even though the location is a bit scary if you're not a native New Yorker. The club is quite large Read more...

Dumbartons
Long Island City, New York
March 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

This place is downright scary. I walked in and was the only gringo in the place. That's normally not a problem since I speak passable Spanish Read more...

Riviera Gentlemens Club
Astoria, New York
March 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

The last reviews had to be done by club management. Parking is on the street, the neighborhood isn't the greatest, dancers ranged from a 3 to a Read more...

Wiggles
Rego Park, New York
March 22, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Here's the scorecard: Location - Rego Park, one of the safer neighborhoods in Queens, +3. Appearance - classy, clean, +3 Good looking women, Read more...

Erv's
Allentown, Pennsylvania
January 7, 2006
Rating: Member Feature...

Maybe I'm getting spoiled by out of state clubs. Erv's is dingy, dirty, no booze (but you can bring your own), mediocre to average dancers, Read more...

Gossip
Melville, New York
December 4, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Got a free pass for this place, only reason I went. For starters, they've got valet parking. Sorry, but anywhere in New York I want my car Read more...

Crystal Cafe
East Farmingdale, New York
December 4, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious Read more...

Kuma Charmers
Ithaca, New York
December 4, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

You've got to be kidding. They spent more money on their website than they did on the club. Dark, dingy, no booze, no touching, no nothing. It's Read more...

Pink Diamonds
San Francisco, California
October 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This place pretty much sux. Girls are 4 to 6, very pushy, think they're doing you a favor by taking your money. Dances are nude on stage, didn't Read more...

Adult World
Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
October 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Not a bad club, considering it's in Pennsylvania Dutch country. More like a theater than a strip club but they're constantly changing the Read more...

S.I. Lounge
Niagara Falls, Ontario
June 14, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

The last reviewer must have hit this place on a VERY bad night. The Concord is gone. The new owners also own Seductions on Lundy's Lane (#2 Read more...

Silver Bullet Bar
Urbana, Illinois
May 17, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

This place has no competition to speak of but it looks like management hasn't taken advantage of that to screw the customers. It's a Read more...

Wet N' Wild
Moundsville, West Virginia
April 14, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

C'mon, Smokin1, give these guys a break. OK, it's a dump. OK, the dancers are skanks. You have to see the humor here, though. This is a real Read more...

T & A's
Poughkeepsie, New York
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

You asked for another review - here it is. Stay home. Jerk off if you have to. Find a hooker on the street. Call an escort service or a phone Read more...

McDoogals
Baltimore, Maryland
April 5, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

Sorry to bring down the average, but this place SUX. Some of the pushiest dancers I've ever seen - especially any with a foreign accent Read more...

Delilah's Den
Toms River, New Jersey
April 1, 2005
Rating: Member Feature...

You've got to be kidding. 1-it's a juice bar, drop 2 points. 2- cover of $10.00??? For what??? Diet Coke for $4.00??? Drop 2 points. 3- Not bad Read more...

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
December 20, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Awesome. Outstanding. Great. Amazing. Get the picture? Seductions is right next to Sundowners on Lundys Lane. They're owned by the same folks Read more...

Sundowner
Niagara Falls, Ontario
December 20, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

One of the best clubs I've ever been to. Large, usually crowded, loud, loads of pretty women. Booze prices on a par with all Falls clubs Read more...

Penthouse Club Niagara
Niagara Falls, Ontario
December 20, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Well, it's time for my semi-annual trip to Ontario. Best part is getting to the Falls and all the local clubs. Cristal is probably the classiest Read more...

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club
Niagara Falls, Ontario
April 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Probably the best club around the Falls. Girls range from 6-8, very friendly, no pushing for private dances so you can enjoy the show until the Read more...

S.I. Lounge
Niagara Falls, Ontario
April 29, 2004
Rating: Member Feature...

Ever been to a club that's so bad that you HAVE to go back to see if it's improved? I was here twice about a year ago and rated the place as a Read more...

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