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July 4, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 185
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JP's
Washington, D.C.
January 22, 2008
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JP's burned to the ground last night (January 21, 2008) after closing. The owner was in a third floor room he keeps for himself, but escaped Read more...

Partners Tavern
Erie, Pennsylvania
October 14, 2007
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I am still a bit unsure about this club. It could be the greatest club in the US for some people. It could also be one of the worst. I Read more...

Club 35
Fredonia, New York
October 14, 2007
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I made my annual visit to Club 35 recently, and while I still think this place is an undiscovered gem with great potential, my visit was a bit Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
October 14, 2007
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Lately it seems that every time I write about how a club is the same as always something changes immediately afterward. Well, this month JP's Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
October 14, 2007
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Well no sooner do I write about how rundown and divey Good Guys is (in a good way) than they do a complete soundsystem upgrade, pull down most Read more...

Camelot
Washington, D.C.
September 10, 2007
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On a recent Friday I made the mistake of wandering into the Royal Palace, curious to see what it was like after not having visited for a few Read more...

Royal Palace
Washington, D.C.
September 10, 2007
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This place used to be an occasional bit of fun. It is by far the "nastiest" dance in DC. The girls are known for spending a large portion of Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
September 2, 2007
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I noticed I haven't written about Good Guys in a long time, even though it is my regular club. So in the spirit of informing the community I Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
September 1, 2007
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I used to be a big fan of this place. The past few years it has seemed to be on a downward trend but I'd still check in from time to time. Read more...

Showcase Theater
Beltsville, Maryland
June 3, 2007
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My first experience at Showcase was unimpressive. This isn't entirely the club's fault. Everyone was nice, all 3 dancers and the manager. I Read more...

McDoogals
Baltimore, Maryland
June 3, 2007
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After years of hearing about McDoogals and wanting to check it out I finally made the drive from DC to see for myself if its reputation is well Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
February 18, 2007
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I've been in here a few times in the past few months without bothering to write a review, mostly because little has changed that would require a Read more...

Club 35
Fredonia, New York
September 23, 2006
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I'm rating this club 8 mostly because I had a great time on two recent visits (thank you Angel) and because it has great potential. The club is Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
August 31, 2006
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Still the best standby in DC. A good mix of good looking dancers and a good show. The dancers aren't Camelot/Playboy quality, but there is Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
August 31, 2006
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I've been in maybe two or three times in the last few months. My last visit was yesterday. It lasted one beer. The remodeling makes Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
May 9, 2006
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Remember, this is a DC 8. No contact but fully nude. I have to diverge from some of the earlier reviews. I went in on a Monday day shift, Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
February 19, 2006
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Stopped into JP's th check out the remodeling job. This club has needed some work for quite some time. You can see on some of my previous Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
January 20, 2006
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What a difference a good day can make in your opinion. Went recently and it seemed like the old days. One of my old favorite dancers was back, Read more...

Camelot
Washington, D.C.
January 20, 2006
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Not sure when the last reviewer went to Camelot, but there are no lapdances. There are no private dances of any kind here, or anywhere in DC. Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
December 14, 2005
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A solid DC 7. Recently stopped in on a Tuesday dayshift after being very disapointed across the street at JP's. GoodGuys has managed to keep a Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
December 13, 2005
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Another visit to "Cheers with Tits". On visits like this I think it would be better if they'd give up the tits and concentrate on being a bar. Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
November 10, 2005
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Hadn't hit my regular club for a while, so I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon after a short trip across the street. Good Guys was a bit Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
November 10, 2005
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This place has picked up a bit since my last visit. They had a lot more customers and dancers than I'd seen in quite a while in here. A few Read more...

Club 35
Fredonia, New York
October 4, 2005
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I stopped in for the first time in over a year when my travels brought me back to Fredonia. It seems that my original review is still on the Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
August 24, 2005
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Made my regular jaunt into Good Guys recently. Went on a monday and I was pretty impressed with the dancer quality. Some of the newer girls Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
July 18, 2005
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Last Friday was my latest trip 'round the upper Georgetown clubs. My review of JP's is done, now onto Good Guy's. As you come in off the Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
July 17, 2005
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I hadn't been here in a while, so I took the opportunity to visit last Friday afternoon. Since I see nobody has done a detailed review lately Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
May 25, 2005
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Goodguys is my old standby, and when I stopped in JP's across the street (my backup standby) to find that none of my favorite dancers were there Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
May 25, 2005
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Remember this is the DC 7, since there is no contact. The quality here has improved significantly lately. True, drink prices are up, and more Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
May 10, 2005
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Well, I still stand by my last review. I had a great time, the girls were friendly, the show up close and personal, and all the other little Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
April 19, 2005
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I'd have to say JP's is back. I went there last Monday, usually a slow day, and while there weren't a lot of customers they usually outnumbered Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
April 11, 2005
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Stuck my head in the door recently. It was a nice day, so I didn't expect much. DEAD. Saw the same old day dancers and two customers. The Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
March 1, 2005
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I went in recently, determined to give the club a chance. I swore I'd stay for a full rotation, see every dancer, and have at least two beers Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
February 4, 2005
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I have to agree that this place is improving greatly. Recently a dancer named Jackie came back (she is a 10...awsome body, brunette, not Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
February 4, 2005
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Those of us who like this club always ride out the low points of the down cycle by going to Good Guys, and hoping they aren't in a down period Read more...

Royal Palace
Washington, D.C.
January 21, 2005
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On a recent Friday I snuck out of work to start my weekend a little early. I decided to sample a few of the DC Strip clubs that I hadn't been Read more...

Camelot
Washington, D.C.
January 18, 2005
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I hadn't been into Camelot for a few years. In my memory the women were stunning, but didn't do much other than get naked and walk around on Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
January 12, 2005
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I guess this club needs a better review than "it's not the rock club next door", so on a recent Monday I ventured in for a visit. I hadn't been Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
January 7, 2005
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You did miss something... The door. The bar you walked into is called the Grog and Tankard. JP's is one door up the Read more...

Good Guys
Washington, D.C.
January 7, 2005
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My old standby club, a Tuesday afternoon. The day dancers were pretty sparse, and some were not so hot. Average was a 7. I was going to Read more...

Club 35
Fredonia, New York
September 13, 2004
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While on the road I like to go in search of new clubs. This one was an interesting find. Fredonia is a small village in western New York, Read more...

Bare Fax
Ottawa, Ontario
May 17, 2004
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I was in Ottowa a few months back, and when I travel I usually like to check out the local strip clubs. I was lucky enough to be staying within Read more...

JP's
Washington, D.C.
February 3, 2004
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The more things stay the same, the better in some cases. This place is your basic neighborhood bar with nude go-go dancers, and hasn't changes Read more...

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