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never been to a SC. do's & dont's????

never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/16/08 8:26 PM
Posted by: duddles Send Private Message to duddles
ok so I have Neva been to a sc. I'm a freaky dude and afraid I will want to go too far with a dancer so I have just stayed away. My buddy always tried to get me to go with him but I decline. So FINALLY I am going to go. Do you guys have any suggestions? If I get too horny do I leave?!? LOL. I am 25 yrs old btw.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/16/08 8:46 PM
Posted by: njscfan Send Private Message to njscfan
Is this a satire? If so, who is the real author?
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/16/08 10:49 PM
Posted by: clubber Send Private Message to clubber
Got to be a joke, or rhetorical, at the least!
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/16/08 11:32 PM
Posted by: arbeeguy Send Private Message to arbeeguy
Well it appears that duddles has NOW been to a strip club because I just read his review. Posted today.

I agree it is rather an odd question he asked, especially since he has posted a review. And keep in mind that most people who go to strip clubs do NOT post reviews on TUSCL.

Tell us more, duddles.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/17/08 10:36 AM
Posted by: casualguy Send Private Message to casualguy
Just keep your hands to yourself and don't get drunk and don't drive if you do. Ask for prices ahead of time and you should be fine.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/17/08 10:38 AM
Posted by: casualguy Send Private Message to casualguy
One other tip, just because you see one guy and dancer doing something doesn't mean you can do it too. Each dancer has her rules and even different relationships with people they know. I'm wondering if advice is even wanted here though if you found this strip club site already.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/17/08 10:44 AM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
I'm staying out of this mess.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/17/08 4:20 PM
Posted by: arbeeguy Send Private Message to arbeeguy
Shadowcat, please respond so that Parodyman will say something clever.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/17/08 10:01 PM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
I always try to say something clever arbeeguy. But this thread is just begging for trouble.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/18/08 12:41 AM
Posted by: shadowcat Send Private Message to shadowcat
Sorry arbeeguy. I don't post on here just to be the butt of his posts. You're going to have do it yourself.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/18/08 5:01 AM
Posted by: clubber Send Private Message to clubber
"He" is his own butt.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/18/08 6:12 PM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
Soundsss like sour grapes Clubber. Buck up old man.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/19/08 4:44 AM
Posted by: clubber Send Private Message to clubber
As if I care what you "think", ludicrouslydifferentfeebleimitationman .
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/19/08 4:24 PM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
You do care Clubber. The proof is in the fact that you reply every time I jerk your chain. Now go take your children to the Strip Club to get them ready for "family fun night."
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/19/08 11:17 PM
Posted by: clubber Send Private Message to clubber
I respond to ludicrouslydifferentfeebleimitationman, which is what my thesaurus has for ""parody"man"". Simple as that. I do not respond to ""parody"man"">
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/20/08 3:47 AM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
You are my bitch clubber. Your response is proof of that. You jump through hoops like a trained monkey!
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/20/08 5:09 AM
Posted by: arbeeguy Send Private Message to arbeeguy
Yes yes Parodyman has LASHED OUT. How delightful.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/20/08 5:56 AM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
Hope you enjoyed that arbeeguy. I'm sure that clubber will continue posting just to see his thoughts in print. So there will always be fodder for those inclined to make fun of an old fool.

 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/21/08 9:55 PM
Posted by: clubber Send Private Message to clubber
"Thoughts", something ludicrouslydifferentfeebleimitationman very has.
 
never been to a SC. do's & dont's????05/22/08 3:02 AM
Posted by: parodyman--> Send Private Message to parodyman-->
"very has" Get the shit off your fingers clubber. Type in ENGLISH please.
 
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