the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

OK. Im still ranting about the crappy Chicago clubs. That said, I had a better

Coming here I wasent expecting much at all because of all the bad reviews. I

I live in Chicago, and I've been stopping here off and on over the past 10

I travel to Chicago regularly and visit VIP’s often. I understand the reasons

Boring Boring Boring
OK- It was a Monday night (and not during Football

In all around fun time. I went with a couple of friends and had a good night.

I agree the women here are beautiful, but why pay $20 for an air-dance? Maybe

went to the old crazy horse. Nothing has changed. Management sucks, expensive

Went to VIP's this past weekend and was not too impressed. Way too crowded

Though many of my friends disagree with me, I think VIP is a decent place to go

This was one of the first clubs I went to in Chicagoland, due to the proximity

Spent four hours there last night and it was the best experience of my life. I

High class club for the expense account crowd. The girls here are generally

Relatively small, but fairly upscale club featuring Chicago's most attractive

Visited last Friday night at about 9:30 pm or so. This place is all right if

This place will put you to sleep, no joke, about a dull as it gets. The prices

This is a very classy place with bright lights, great sound, pretty waitresses,

High end style club with lots of makeup & silicone. Some real lookers in here,

Went to the club for thr first time last week. The club is fairly large, with

I went to this club on amateur night and it was pretty fun, though I know

I give this a 6 since I"m comparing it to clubs around the country. But with

I've always liked this place. The club is clean, the champagne room is

I can't say that I care too much for this club. I hear a few years ago it was

Paid the $20 dollar cover charge and visited this place at 6 pm on a Thursday.

Club is located in a kind of bad part of town. You'll have to valet your

I haven't been here for quite a while but I thought I needed to correct Plato's

So many better clubs in the area. Don't bother unless you are drunk downtown.

Went to Club VIP on a Thursday night - sufficient number of girls - all of them

This club is located a few miles north of downtown chicago in a party area.

Girls are pretty hot and have OK attitudes. They have to wear these latex

This is not a large club, not cheap either. The dancers don't go full nude and

Probably the nicest looking club in Chicago and definetly upscale. Of course

Nice looking place. I stopped by there for a short time on my way to meet up

Pretty typical club going for the higher-end customer. There are three ways to

Living in Chicago I will be the first to admit that out clubs are way below the

Late evening on a Friday - place was pretty packed. Drinks at the bar were

You would think that a club in the Chicago would knock you off your feet.

I went to this club when I was in Chi-town back in May. It was a Sunday night

This place is a blast the price of drinks are right in line with the

I visited this club with a small group of friends last week. I was surprised

I was in Chicago recently, and stopped in. I had a free admission coupon, and

What a disaster. I feel bad for all the people looking for a good strip-club

I give this club a 5 because I have to give it a number to submit a review. I

Was in Chicago on business again, and this time my client suggested we hit VIP

DANCERS WEAR G-STRINGS AND PASTIES ON THEIR NIPPLES, WHICH RUINS THE

This is a wonderful club. If you are looking for hot girls, this is one of the

Mixed review. Went with my wife. You pay to get in, then pay for drinks,

I've been to this club a couple of times. I think the cover and drinks are on

I've been to this club a few times now. I would not recommend it. The cover

The club is OK, but I wouldn't become a regular there. The club seems to be

This club is pretty much average. Decent looking girls, lots of fake tits, but

Stay Away. Those are the 2 most fitting words to describe this place it's a

I took my friends out there for a good time and it was everything I could have

I have been to this place many times before. I never pay the 25 dollars to get

I arrived at this place for the first time for a bachelor party on a Saturday.

VIP, I think is a pretty appropriate name for this club; seeing how there were

I went on a Wednesday night at about 8pm. The club was dead of customers.