the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

Went in again on a recent visit to South Florida. Went in the afternoon.

For me, this club is second only to Mons Venus in Tampa. I think Mons on

hello i have been in the adult business for 7 years now i did everything from

This is hands down the greatest club in the US. These girls are gorgeous and

Had a chance to visit after a recent trip to Miami. At the end of the day,

My return to TUSCL continues (after being engaged for several months to a

I had not been to Tootsie’s in awhile, so I thought I’d stop in. It was early

This is only a 9 because there are no tens. I was there on a recent Tuesday

I was just in Miami and I thought I would check this place out because of the

This is one club that never lets you down. They have about 75-100 women

Bike Week 2003...rode to Miami to hang in South Beach for a couple days, the

FUN! FUN! FUN! I had a GREAT time at Tootsie's when I visited the Miami area

Back to miami ,Last time i was there ,was april 2003.
The club was packed,

This is a great club. I always go here when I'm anywhere near it. Only drawback

My first trip to Tootsies was today at noon time. It was just opening and I

I had a wonderful time at Tooties. I went with my hubby and had an exciting

been to almost every strip club in miami. Tootsies is by far the best. why?

I'm sorry, but if you think that this is a great club, you haven't seen great

On a recent trip to S. Florida I had a chance to stop by Tootsies for a second

On a recent visit to Miami I decided to visit Tootsie's cabaret. Although the

Wheel of Friction!!
I won a $100 bar tab just by sitting there and getting my

Still going strong though the quality of the girls has gone down some what.

I caught a taxi from South Beach and asked the driver where I could go to kill

Spent a couple of weeks in South Florida and "visited" Tootsies three times.

I had not been to Tootsie’s since back in January, so I thought I’d stop back

This place is okay, I don't know why it has so many high reviews. I do notice

Usually love this place but it has fallen lately. The quality of the dancers

One of my all time favorite clubs on FL. On any weekday afternoon you can feast

I visited this club twice on a recent business trip to Miami. It is one of the

I went into Tootsies on 4/26. The club is very nice! Lots of good looking

Best club in Miami. Out of the way,but worth it. Lot's of girls, friendly

Still the best in the US by a big margin. the girls are drop dead dead gorgeous

Update on my last experience. As you read in the previous review, a cancer

Went in on a Sunday night. No cover until 8pm. They were also having 2 for 1

Visted the club on May 9th (Sunday night). Got there around 10PM and paid $10

First time here, one of the best Florida clubs I've been in. Only $5 to get in,

Visited on a Monday night, which was slow for Tootsie's, although for most

Tootsies is amazing!! what a great atmosphere and the girls are phenominal!!

Went on a Monday. Girls were super hot but not that eager to make money

Visited the club around 4 pm on a Tuesday afternoon. Place was half full with

I was here early on a Friday night. Lots of ladies were present, but they were

Visited on a Thursday around 4pm. There were probably 50+ customers in the

One of the best clubs I've been in. Not a gentlemen's club, but a great

Was in recently on a Sunday night. They had the "Porn Olympics" or something

I normally have been to this club at night. Usually very crazy, packed

I went here about 4 times over the Memorial Day Weekend, and the atmosphere was

Good party atmosphere, enthusiastic dancers, (as always some more enthusiastic

This is an outstanding club. Business took me to Miami. Based on tuscl reviews

Day shift girls were not as attractive as night shift, but on the bright side,

This club is the best I've found in the country. The dances are not

Nice place. Decent parking. MANY girls working but when I was there on Friday

Visited here recently while on business. Nice club, decent girls, mostly in the

I went to this club with a buddy on Friday night. We got there about 10pm and

Was there last Tues aft. this has got to be the best club I have ever been to.

I visited Tootsies mid october and found the place terrific. I went in during

Great club. Not very convenient, but not hard to get to. It's not the best

I visited at about 4 PM and it was jam packed with customers. Very few girls

I headed here after visiting Diamond's Cabaret which is about 1 mile to the

I have to agree that Tootsie's is the best club for the money in the country!!

This busy Miami's best club continues to give the best value for the money

Was a bit surprised. I normally visit this club during the day and have a

I am a frequent visitor here during the day shifts. I'm not a big fan of the

Check this club out on Saturday afternoons...Many many beautiful women on this

Discovered that the evening shift is not as desirable a time to visit. While

It still doesnt get better than this. If what you are looking for is variety,

As a dancer I love working here during the days. Night shift can get a little

I stopped n here awhile ago and I have to admit that this was the best club

Had a great time in here as usual on my annual trip. Went in earlier on a

I live just 15 Minutes from the club and frequently stop by on my way home.

I have been going to Tootsi's on a regular basis for over 5 years. While it is

I love this place. Above all this is a fun place with lots of action all the

Ok...now THIS is a strip club. You can search high and low from east to west

Actually, I have to rate Tootsie's a 9.99999995.

As I was leaving on

This club normally gets good crowds, but come after a Dolphins Home Game and it

Had a chance to visit this club while in the Miami area. Came in on a Monday

Went to Miami to party w/ group of friends and found this place. At night

Made my usual stop here while visiting Miami. I got there about 1am and paid

Went to this club when i was visiting Miami the first part of December. What a

This is correctly rated as one of best clubs in the nation. I tried the

I finally made the drive down to Miami. Usually, I go to the clubs in Pompano,

This club deserves its high reputation. Friendly management, reasonable drink

The terrific reviews seem highly inflated to me. This is clearly a STRIP club

Going to a place that has 30- 50 girls a night is where we all try to

This is a great club! Got a chance to visit twice. Once during the day, wow

I had a quick trip to Miami, but booked a later leaving flight just so I could

The best club in miami. All of the girls are hot in the 7 to 8 range. After

This place is everything they've been talking about. However, the talent was a

I had time for a visit to one of Miami's best clubs during a recent business

Great quality girls. The place was a litttle too crowded. Had open the wallet

I stopped in at Tootsie's early Sunday evening and was again disapointed. The

The club overall was pretty good. The girls were decent, mostly 6.5-8.5 out of

This places is rare (in a good way) in a number of respects. First, it features

Stopped by Tootsie's last Saturday afternoon. Left in disgust as the lineup of

visited on a late afternoon on Tuesday. About 6PM, only had 6-7 dancers. 1 "9",

I visited on a Saturday afternoon and stayed less than 5 minutes. :( The club

I just stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. Drained one beer and made for the

What an awesome club!!! First off, parking was easy to find and they had

This visit to Miami, I was only able to come here on a Monday night, so I don't

Since Tootsie's has been on the TUSCL top 40 list for a years, I had to check

this place is a 10 -- if you disagree you have something wrong with you. It is

After hearing about this club, and seeing it on the Top 40, I just had to see

Tootsie's is, without question, the best strip club in Miami and one of the

Tootsie's is definitely the way to go if you are visiting the Miami/Ft

I will be in Florida next month. Last year I met a Brazilian beauty that was

I visited Tuesday around 2 PM. I was very happy, but unfortunately I had no

I returned back to Tootsies after a long break to see if the atmosphere was the

Went here last Friday night around midnight, and the place was pretty busy.

Went there on a recent trip. Crowded, a VIP section and a regular section.

I was passing through miami and after seeing this club was top 5 in the

Still one of the best clubs for the money! Got by Tootsie's a couple of times

I've given a couple of reviews of TC in the past but just wanted to report back

I must agree with all the other good reviews, this is a great club. Each girl

This is the most consistent club in the country. Even during the day you can

I visited around 10 PM on Monday. The club was PACKED with customers to the

You won't find many clubs better than Tootsies if you like a lot of gorgeous

I finally made it out to Tootsies. It was definately worth the trip after a

Wow... We stopped in on a Sunday night during a recent trip to South Beach (May

I was in Florida for a seminar, and having read all of the Tootsie's reviews,

This club will be moving to a new location just about a mile or so south. There

Went on 4th of July after visiting Treasure Island. $5 to enter. Night was

Stopped by for a beer Saturday afternoon. As always Club provides a good

Just got back in town from Miami and again had a great time here. The girls

I went here 2 weeks ago and I just have been increasingly disappointed in the

This is one of the best clubs I have ever been to. I was there 9-10 on Friday

Was here Sunday afternoon mid June. I really like this place, and considering

One of the best clubs I hae been to. Was there on a Friday night at there were

This club is very fun!!! Always very much alive DJ and plenty of great girls.

Best Club in greater Miama area. Not a shithole area if you come of I-95 on

This is one of the hottest clubs you can go to. On a Saturday night I kid you

Visited this club on Friday evening, as I was in Miami, and was very curious to

this is one of the top clubs in the area. it has an upscale atmosphere and the

Best club I've ever been in, and I've been in lots! Smoking hot girls, all

Stopped by later afternoon early evening on Labor Day. Quality of dancers left

Overall this is a fun club and the VIP dances are among the best. I've been to

It seems as though this club is never going to move into it's new place. No

Its hard not to like this place during the day. The girls are so much more

I live in S FL and have been going to this club for years. By far the best club

Still the best around. Worth the ride south. Took this hot Blonde Russian Girl

One of the best clubs in the country, deserves to be in the TUSCL top 5. I

I had the pleasure of visiting Tootsies on a recent Saturday afternoon and was

Afternoon visit and the Dolphins were playing at 1pm. Got there around 1:20 so

Was in the Miami area on business and decided to revisit Tootsies a few weeks

Still one of my favs. Lots of beautiful dancers ready to entertain. YMMV in

you can come here in the daytime and get good mileage; HJ and titty scking but

Went here a couple of months ago for my brothers bachelor party. this club is

Passing through Miami again, and had to check out Tootsie's because the girls

I was in a on a recent Monday (day), and while I still really like this place,

Stopped in on a weekday afternoon a little after lunch time. Quite a few girls

Stopped by on a Sunday evening. Good selection of ladies. Very nice decor. Had

I have been to clubs all around the world. How this club is rated 8+ is beyond

Agree generally with last poster, but Natalie raised this rating 4 points by

I am often in Miami on business. This club is always on my to do list. It is a

I just came to town for my annual visit. Went to Tootsie's during the day after

This is a little belated but came here on a Sunday following a Dolphins game

What a place!!!! I being in a lot of different clubs around the world and

This is the best managed club I've ever been to. The girls are very friendly,

Any chance Tootsies can move back to the old location??? This place blows!

I was visiting Florida on business, and I had to check out this club based on

Visited several clubs while visiting on a recent weekend. Tootsie's is the one

The NEw Tootsie's Cabaret is the wildest time anyone can have, the MOST

Best Club in the country hands down! The women in this place are absolutely

New place is great!!! feels like Las vegas, down in miami... theres even a

I never visited the old Tootsie's- my occasional South Florida visits rarely

Beautiful new club, has lots of promise but is going thru a transition which

Very good club that is easy to find. It is right down the road several miles

Visited here two different times on a recent trip to South Florida and I have

I visited this club recently on a Wednesday night - definitely not ideal. The

Great Club!!! Wow....I thought the old Tootsies was a good space but this one

I just spent a Friday night at the new Tootsies. When I first walked in I

They blew it by raising the prices. The whole atmoshere has changed. One

The formula that made Tootsie's a nation wide top 10 strip club (and more often

I ventured out of New England and into the fantasy land of Tootsie's. Visiting

Being an out of towner fan of the old location, I was apprehensive about

Visited this club recently when I was in the area on business. Made two trips,

I checked out the "new" Tootsie's on a recent business trip to Miami. I had

Put me firmly in the camp of those who don't like the new club. I was recently

Just the visited the New Tootsie on a Wednesday nite. The place is huge

Nice club that has two levels. The first floor is for the average guy and has

stopped in on a recent visit to Miami to see the new club. Deffinetly a

Tootsies has always been my ATF. I heard that they had moved into a big new

I travel to South Florida every two weeks from NYC and have visited the old and

Still laughing at last review. Buddies and I have stopped going to the new club

I had held off on posting a review on the "new" Tootsie's until now because of

I was in Ft Lauderdale for a convention and remembered previous ratings on here

Well, after a long absence, I visit the new location. It's big, I mean really

OK..new club.
THE GOOD: Nice venue. Probably the nicest around. Still the

Ok, here is the deal. Two friends and I make 3 or 4 trips a year to Miami from

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon for my first visit to the new building. Very

Hi there,
I spent Saturday night at the "NEW" Tootsies Cabaret. I go there

Tootsies is still the club I go to most but the last few posts had some good

Well, judging from these latest reviews my planned trip to Miami just to visit

Hey guys - just hit Tootsies, Cheetah - hallendale and Scarletts over 3 days. I

Enter another ex-Tootsies regular who has given up. I used to got to the old

Having also been a regular at the old Tootsies for over 10 years, it was hard

Went to this club early afternoon last weekwith 2 buds to try the sports bar

Went by on a slow Monday; not many ladies working . But I did see my old

This place has always been one my faves, but with the new location, this place

Again stopped in here on my way through Miami. Far lower selection of girls

this is my second time in the new tootsies... they have a different feature

WOW. FANTASTIC CLUB!

I'd never been to Tootsie's before, even to their

We went to (the new) Tootsie’s on Friday and Saturday evenings over the course

I visited Tootsie's on a Saturday afternoon. Valet parking appears to be

Visited this club on Tuesday evening. Admission was $6 dollars for the main

I finally made it to the New Tootsie's - which is just absolutely unbelievable.

Unbelieveable place. Big and bright with a lot of areas to explore. I went by

I visited Tootsies on a Sunday afternoon aroung 5pm. No cover crowd was sparce

Walmart has finally entered the adult entertainment business! Or at least this

This is also a good reliable club. Would not give it a 10 though. There are

Wow, this place was unrizzeall. I came in on an early Sunday evening after

Went here on a Tuesday at 1PM. Club wasn't crowded but that wasn't bad. Can't

Stopped in at the new place a couple nights before the grand opening. If I'd

While the new Tootsie's will never have the same relaxed atmosphere as the

Had to go to Miami for bidness last weekend. Got to the club about 9. Hooked

One of the best clubs I've ever been to in the country. As far as quantity and

The new place is growing on me. It will never compare to the old Tootsie but

For all the regular readers, this club has gotten better over the last 2 months

After returning to Tootsie's - I have to again say that this is an extrodinary

This is an great club, with a very large selection of really good looking

This review is from a visit about two months ago.

OK...first off, yeah, it

I finally got to the “new” Tootsie’s a few times recently. The place really is

I actually visited Tootsie's twice in one day on a recent trip to Miami. While

After almost writing this place off for good, I decided to stop in one

I have to admit, the more times I return to this place, the more disappointed I

Annual trip to Miami. This was the first time for me at the new place. It is

Stopped in the "new" club which is much different from the old. If you have a

I went to this club during thanksgivin break. It was really awesome. I am not

Went to TC last night around nine, and it was dead. I did strike up a

I was there last Tuesday afternoon. Realized that I had not been to Florida

Stopped in (in a hurry) a couple days before Christmas during early daytime.

Old Tootsie’s vs new Tootsie’s. The old club was great. You could easily mingle

Maybe an 8.5 even. After 7 months absense, myself and my to friends returned.

The review from Joe from NJ hits the nail on the head. The old Tootsie's was

First time back in town in a year or so and went to check out the new Tootsie's

People keep referring to the "old" Tootsie's. I really wonder if many remember

Came here on a wednesday night, and had a decent time. There were some absolute

Wow!

This was my first visit in 3+ years, and the new club is amazing. I

I have to agree with the last reviewer. I havn't been to this place/danced

I recently went to Tootsie's on a Friday night to kick off a night of partying

My last review of this place was shortly after the move to the new space and

Visited this club on a recent Thursday night. The cover charge was very

I go to this place a lot. I had one of my fraternity brothers in town who had

Holy cow, this place is huge. Bigger than the monster clubs in Las Vegas and

Went to this famous place on a mid day afternoon...around 2pm. Like they say,

Big place but lots of girls. I went during the day and at night. The day shift

The club is HUGE and too professional. It is a gentlemen's club and was pricey

I visited Tootsie's for the first time around 5:00 pm on a Thursday afternoon.

can't believe this place. second time i visited and it was great. Had some laps

This is a great club, very big. I did have a first time experience, while I

As mentioned before this place is a huge, probably between 75 to 100 girls

Visited the club on a Saturday afternoon , no cover charge and two for one

Lots to like here on a weekday afternoon. I stopped in around 4.

a) no

Very nice club with lots of pretty girls. Its a little wierd with the stage

This place is like one big warehouse! I came here last saturday around 9:00

Have to give it a 9 this time. I only go during the day. Don't think I've

I have to give this pace a high score. The girls are hot. Tha atmosphere is

i went on a wed night it wasnt too busy alot of old broke heads . the building

Visited Wednesday 5/16. This was my first visit to Tootsies. As I made my final

I have to say that this is my place to bring my out of town clients. I have

Went in on a couple weekday afternoons. My favorites weren't to be found, so

This club rocks......it is located in North Miami area. Valet parking is

I've been to this club several times while traveling on business over the last

Huge club plenty of women mostly Hispanic but all nationalities are there.

Went on a Thursday night and had a fine time, but wasn't particularly blown

Was back in South Florida on business and went back to Tootsie's where it seems

How can you not enjoy Tootsie's? I mean it's like being a kid in a candyshop.

I was just at this club for the first time and I had a great time. In the biz

I miss this place. Cant wait to get back to Miami. Tired of the expensive NY

Stopped in last Saturday afternoon. Thumbs up on the latin girls, and I have

Had the chance to visit the club a couple of times on a recent trip to South

Came here with a few friends on Sat night around 11:00 for a bachelor party,

I went to this club expecting the usual run of the mill joint but was very

I went to Tootsie's on a Thursday evening around 5:30 pm. The place is huge

The place is huge and nice . but the girls are not that great but u can get

Visited this place on a Tuesday nite. You can choose to park you car yourself

One of the best clubs I have been to, and I have been to over 100 clubs in 17

Stopped by this club last night because one of my long time friends is

I rarely make it to Miami on business, but Tootsies is always on my to-do list.

went there last thursday.... what can I say.. I spent close to 3 hours and only

This is by far the most amazing club I have ever seen. My girls and I went here

Went last Friday afternoon while visiting. Was really taken back by the

Went to Tootsies for the first time since moved to the new location. It is a

Giant club, the setup made me think of some of the Vegas clubs. Upstairs VIP

Very big club, used to be a BJs Warehouse, how funny is that. I used to work in

I was on a short business trip and had a chance to spend 2 hours in Tootsies,

I visited recently on a business trip. No cover, before 8 even on weekends and

Stopped by here Monday night for the first time while in town on business.This

I stopped here after work last week and had one of the best times ever in a

I stopped here this past weekend,and I had a great time. There were over 120

I spent a Monday evening here and had a great time. It was my first time in

This place is where you can on any night and know there will be at least 40 or

What is there to say about this place that hasn't been said? We were in town

I stopped by here back in Nov on a Tusday night. It cost $10 to get in there

I went to Tootsie's to see all of the hype... I wasn't that impressed. I like

I went on a Sunday. It was decent, actually had a good crowd, with a lot of

I went on Saturday night and the place was packed. I had just spent a week in

It is more like an amusement park than a strip club. There are theme rooms

Stopped her this past week, and I have to say that I was not disappointed. It

It's been a long time since I visited Tootsie's and this was the first visit to

Visited Tootsies recently
Very large club, nice facilty, lots of girls, large

Visited Tooties cabaret, was surprised to see Ginger lynn on stage in a white

This is the biggest bar I have ever seen. Mostly latina girls but a little bit

Went there a couple weeks ago ata round 9pm on a Tuesday. Tootsie's is an

As a long time customer here, I have been less and less impresssed with this

This used to be my favorite club before they moved. Don't get me wrong I like

Visited this place a while back (early Dec) and all I can say is Wow! I have

There's a lot of reviews for this club, so I'll just state the good and bad

Recently moved to Ft Lauderdale and been checking out the local clubs. This

Recently paid a visit to Tootsies with a buddy of mine
My second time there, a

Went back to this club and once again was not disappointed...I normally just

I give out very few 10s on this site but thus place deserves it. First of all,

went last thursday after work....

apparently the club is now part of

If you cannot find it here you won't find it anywhere. Ladies of all shapes,

It is very hard for the word "Ginormous" to be understated, but in this case it

I've been going to TC for a few years, even when it was in it's old smaller

Went back to this club a couple weeks ago and had a great time. First time I've

First time at Tootsie's, and like other reviewers I was impressed by the size.

Went to Tootsies on Thursday night. Have spent many a nights here and had a

When back here for a few hours last week after being away for a few months. It

Nice venue. Probably the nicest around. Still the same great DJs that pretty

I was there on a recent Thursday night. This was probably my third visit since

What's not to like about this place? There is an amply lit, spacious area to

you really cant find a better club! I have been a patron long before they

I went on Wednesday about 4pm. No cover at the door. This place is huge. The

I just recently start visiting this club. The attitude of the girls and the

Recently spent 2 weeks in South Forida and almost went broke by visiting

Visited Tootsies on a Saturday afternoon recently. At that time there is no

A big name club that pretty much live up to it. The size of the club is

Tootsie's Cabaret is one of the best clubs I have attended. It is upscale,

This is perhaps the best club I have ever visited. When the club used to be on

For such a huge club, this was a great place. Came in during the afternoon and

The place is in a seedy looking area, not far from I-95. A warehouse district,

Every time I'm in Miami I visit this place.
on this time to not spend the wad

This was my visit to this club. I went in around 2 PM on a Wednesday and

Was in Miami area to visit relatives recently. Had read a lot about this club &

Went to the club on Friday evening I arrived around 6:30 PM admission before 8

I went there on a Sunday evening while vacationing in South Beach. I was told

Easy to find, easy to park, easy to have a kick-ass time!Place is so huge and

I decided to stop by here after getting into FL after midnight. Paid the $6

lots of ladies on a Monday afternoon. I saw a couple of oldi but goodies, Like

WOW - great place! You can be vip or not and have access to so many girls. TIP

Went to Tootsies 2 nights. First was a bust. Almost didn't go back, but had

Despite all thw great reviews this is not the place for a dyatime visit.

I had a great daytime visit there. More dancers than I'm used to, and there

I went to Tootsies last Sunday, lots of beautiful women as usual, Champagne

Tootsies has always intruiged me. Huge venue in a area with a lot of

I most often stop by on Saturdays just after opening. Usually have to wait some

Hard to imagine a better club in North America, But I have not been to any in

This is the place to go in Miami for what I believe to be the greatest

I was at Tootsie's about a year ago and I was a little disappointed with the

I visited Tootsie's Cabaret on a late Saturday afternoon. My first thought was

Went on a Sunday after the Dolphin game. Did not waist anytime when a fav

Went on a Saturday night at around 3:30 AM, the place was still super packed

Tootsie's is very large in side. I was there on a weeknight evening so there

Jesus Christ I have never been so cheated in my life. Avoid the dancer named

The best way to put it is there are two Tootsie's. There is the one during the

i stopped in on a recent trip to south beach..I must say that this places has