the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

First time at a club in SF, tried what is rumored to be the best. Pretty cool

Wow, what is wrong with SanFran. The girls seem to want to do a little more

I was in San Francisco during the blackout in December and to my luck Mitchell

Return trip to MBOT after about a years absence. The biggest single change is

Went to the club for the first time in a long time. If you are watching your

Went to MB on a friday night late - after midnight. Men are $40 but couples are

After my first experience at MB (which was also my
first time at a SC at all)

Man!!!! Whoever you are that put this list together... You deserve a round of

This club should be closed for health reasons. I contracted HIV here using a

I've been there on Saturday night and went in early to 'save' money. I had a

I agree totally with the previous posting--this place is just waaaay too pricy.

Took another trip to the O'Farrell. Thought to sit up front by the stage and

Mitchell Bros is the best club I have ever visited. if you want some real

Decided to visit this wonderful sexual disneyland on a Friday night. Paid the

I decided to visit here on Sunday night after my average experience at New

Overall very beautiful girls. However, this is a very expensive place, and very

Took another trip in to see the SF version of an adult Disneyland. Again did

This was my first trip to a SC in years. I went somewhat on a whim when I

One word: in-frickin-credible! I've been to over a dozen clubs and I thought

This club blew me away! The girls, or I should say, women, where ultra hot and

I would rate the club as a 10 but there are some shady characters hanging

I had the luxury of going to MBOT again and I was not disapointed. I spoke

One of the nations best! The best girls we've seen at any club, and that was

Was time for another trip to the adult Disneyland at 895 O'Farrell in SF.
This

Wife and I visited MBOT in March 2004 while in San Fran for a long weekend. It

THE MBOT is a San Francisco classic: Multiple rooms, each offering a variety

Went twice recently, with mixed results.

One Sunday evening I was

Went here on 4/13/04 and hooked up with Jade. Let me just say this....she is

Was in town so decided to drop by this legendary place. Not much can be said

Went here with a friend simply because of its legendary status. The

I went here once with my girlfriend. The place is very clean and there seemed

My girlfriend and I had a great time. She put on a show for some of the guys

I went to Mitchell Bros. for the first time one Wednesday night with a group of

Visited early on a Tuesday night. Half the girls were very hot and the other

Been here a few times. The key phrase is YMMV. By a lot. The big downside is

Well, after all the hoopla that I've read on this site, and heard of in other

In our search for the ultimate strip club I vote for Mitchell Brothers

As an after though to my previous review, if high mileage is what you

Overrated!!!

This place is consistently rated one of the top clubs in the

Recently, I went to the O'Farrell Theatre for the first time. After hearing so

Spent some high quality time with Mia on my last visit. She is the rare sort

This was my first visit to the mbot. I went in early this Thursday...got there

This isn't really a strip club. You certainly can see girls dance, but the real

I haven't been to this site recently, and after seeing all of the reviews on

It's been several years since I was at MBOT...I was in town with some friends

I don't care what anyone says, MBOT is great. I love to watch good pole work,

This place rocks. Prices are high, but the action is great and
the women are

Club has large number of beautiful girls! After watching dancers on the main

Went back with some buddies while on business travel. $40 cover was about what

Paid a visit on a late Saturday afternoon. I hadn't been in a couple of years.

My wife and I visited from about 12 midnite to 2am on the night of 8/7/04. If

This is by bar the best strip club in the U.S. The place has the best

Entered MBOT on August 9th. NYL is still under construction so it was very

Was in the area and had to visit see the place. First of all, as has been

I arrived on sep 2 around 11pm. there were not very many girls roaming around.

What an amazing place. Entered the building as though you're entering a movie

Visited MBOT after seeing Barry hit his 700th HR. This club has some of the

Just had to stop be MBOT on a recent visit to SF to see if the reviews were

Went to the legendary MBOT in San Francisco. It was during the day and it

Mitchell Bros. has a good deal, if you want to save some money. Buy the seven

Yes I agree Cherri is very good and very friendly, just understand that this is

Still the best club in the USA by far. Had the the pleasure of spending some

MBOT is the best club in the US. The only clubs to rival MBOT are just outside

Visited this place again, just to re-check it out. The remodeling is done -

This is a fairly clean place with a variety of stages and a little movie

Strip club? Not one like I've ever seen before. With all of the different and

Was in SF for business. When I am, I always make time to spend at MBOT. Last

Was in town for business and had nothing to do at night so MBOT was a logical

Just went back for a visit, after being gone for 3 weeks. Does anyone know

on Saturday matinee and night shift i attended, was really disappointed in the

What has happened to Mitchell Brothers? I used to visit there 5 or 6 years ago

Haven't been here for a number of years and not much has changed other than the

There are many points of interests at this historic and infamous strip club.

Met up with Atena last night after many months of missing her. All I can say is

I'm giving it a five for my last visit only -- in the past I've had excellent

Visited this club on a Saturday afternoon, and I must say I was quite

I used to love this place; but next time in the City by the Bay, I'll skip

Be careful walking to/from. Best to take a cab. They are right outside, so

Saw Kira Landis during a recent daytime trip to the club. She was always busy

Went last Friday and checked MBOT. Nice crowd and hot strippers. Got a

As always, biz trips to San Fran end up at the O'Farrel... a little more

This place is great if you can afford it and want lots of milage. Vanessa Lane

Having seen a goodly number of clubs, this one falls into the you get exactly

Went to this club on a recent afternoon. Good experience, but quite expensive.

The club is not what it used to be during the dotcom era. Lots of hot girls

This club has really gone downhill. It used to be very classy with extremely

I recently went back to MBOT and things have changed a bit over the last year.

Was there last week on a week day near 10pm, the admission was a whopping $40

The Famous O'Farrell Theater, a long standing club on the TUSCL Top 40 list.

I've been going to this club for many years and while it has gotten pretty

Went in a few weeks back and met up with one of the clubs most well known

O'Farrell Theatre is one of those "life experiences" that shouldn't be

This was me and a friends first strip club and we both loved this place. After

Went there a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night. The quality of dancers was

Back to the O'Farrell. Most beautiful girls anywhere, and most are wiling to

OK, I liked this place a lot. It's more of a sex circus than a strip club

I had heard late nights were the time to visit, so went fri. 40 entry to start,

I decided to stop by here since it had been awhile.

Same $40 cover. Went in

Went to MBOT two weeks ago and had the time of my life. The club is unusual in

Was in town for a trade show. Never been to a no alcohol club before. The

This place is in a class by itself. The girls were absolutely stunning

Went to MBOT recently, hadn't been in a few years. The place never changes

Made my second trip here, determined this time to do a little more exploring

I went in here on a Sunday night and watched the show (NY Live, which is a

On a recent business trip I stopped by both MBOT and Centerfolds(another review

Typical middle of the road strip club, moderate looking, sometimes-augmented

The pressures of work started to get to me. I decided to go on a destress tour.

Visited on a weekday recently, and while the mid day discount cant be beat, the

I give MBOT a 10 for San Francisco. Nationwide I'd give it an 8 mainly because

Does anyone know if that old man at the front is one of the Mitchell Brothers,

After reading recent reviews all over the board regarding quality, and not

This strip club has the hottest strippers in San Francisco by far. I don't

I recently did a west coast swing and got to experience two well-known clubs.

The caziest thing happened i went to mitchell brothers on a wednesday night,

Had a great private VIP dance with Karina Stewart. She is blonde, 5'9",

Quite honestly, what can be said about this place that hasn't already been

Okay.. I'm telling you about a visit 6 months ago. Visited when I was in

Once again MBOF did not dissapoint! I prefer to go in the daytime...much more

This is the place! There is some hustling, but what hot chicks. Everything is

The never ending parade of chicks asking for dances is annoying, although at

This club is really the disney land for adult. admission is $15 before 7 PM and

Was here on a weekday. Kind of quiet and the girls were pretty pushy. Tried a

I used to live in SF and since I don't usually visit places where I live, boy

Huge club with lotsa ladies. Many different rooms. Quality varies from quite

As always, this place never disappoints. It really is an icon.

Cover - $40

Went there recently for my 4th or 5th time. As usual compared to strip clubs

Located in dicey area - take a cab, or if parking, make sure your are with 2 or

OK, here's the scoop and the menu.

The girls here are unquestionably

Went to MBOT with the idea of testing the recent crop of beautuful woeman on

Instead of a specific review, this is an appraisal of a quarter-century's worth

Yike! Is this expensive!!!! If money is no object then this is the place to be.

I went to Mitchell Brothers a few weeks back on Wednesday night. I couldn't

This review is for the O'Farrell theater for 21 November 2005. My wife and I

Had a fine time the other day at MBOT. I haven't been there in a while, but was

Went back to this place for another visit since I had a good time last time.

I popped in again just to see if things had changed over the past few months.

I stopped by twice while in San Francisco recently. I paced myself this time

Hadnt been there in a long time but was back in town and swung by. Got there

Easily the hottest girls in Frisco. Most are way cool too. BUT ... the place

I heard about this place from friends and I am happy to say that what they said

That's quite a review. You, uh, sure about those names? There is no feMBOT

Still the best club in the USA by far. Had the the pleasure of spending some

Visited last Thursday was impressed. New faces along with some regulars. A

THis is NOT a strip club - it's a sex club. Every girl here is a porn star or

locals fondly call this place M-BOT. MBOT is a legend throughout this great

I couldn't agree more with the previous reviewer, always be very specific

This place is weird. It's not really a normal strip bar in a conventional

MBOT. The place is one of the few that lives up to its reputation. Was

Had some time to kill on a Friday afternoon and decided to re-visit MBOT. It

Last time here I saw my atf, Jasmine Raff. Guys, she is a must see! Had a 15

There is no point of going to any other SF club. I would have given MBOT a 10,

Top notch dancing, entertainment. Not cheap, but you get what you pay for.

I've been avoiding this place for a while, since my last experience here was

I was in a couple of weeks ago on a Tuesday night. The club was pretty slow. It

You got a lot wrong in that review. There is no girl at MBOT named Elena. The

MBOT was a good time. I had not been for quite a while. The women working

MBOT is my favorite place in the bay area. Like the other post, this place can

Good old MBOT! I haven't been here in years, but it hasn't changed much except

Many new girls at MBOT now. Went in on a saturday evening. Way too many guys

This place lives up to its reputation, except for price. The women are

O'Farrells is kind of a "love/hate" experience. Sometimes the women are

I allways enjoy myself when I go to MBOT. I have been going on and off for

I had a great time here...a beautiful dancer named Peaches found me and asked

Since this is the "Ultimate Strip Club List" I am reviewing this place on its

This club is insane. Beautiful girls who most of the time will do almost

A good friday afternoon at mbot. The girl/girl stage show had 4 participants,

Took the BART into the city on Cinco de Mayo. Pulled in pretty early so I

This is probably the best club in the SF area. It is rather expensive to go in,

OK, I was in town and thought I would stop at an old favorite to look at some

Stopped by late Wednesday night and it was fairly crowded. Watched a few

I hadn't been in awhile and had some time on an afternoon to pop in. The online

The only reason I don't give this club a 10 is that it has gotten pretty

The Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater might be a landmark in the history of

This club is either the best SF has to offer, or is in the top 1 or 2. The

Was here on biz and visited on a Sat afternoon. The overall quality of the

This is one of my favorite clubs in SF. The quality of the women are generally

Pretty odd. I checked out the O'Farrell a couple of weekends ago and that

I stopped by the club mid-week, on Tuesday night, with my girlfriend and the

If you want a brothel this place probably rates higher - on the other hand, if

Returned to the MBOT. Not as memorable as before. Still very steep $$$$s, but

In a questionable area of town, with many panhandlers outside in the streets.

I've visited the O'Farrell Theater once every couple of years for quite a

The girls here are really sexy ... not your normal strip club girls, these

When you list the bad points of MBOT, it's hard to believe that it could rank

I visited in late July on a Sunday night, and it was essentially unchanged,

I made a rare visit to MBOT on a Saturday. I don't frequent this club like I

This USED to be my favorite club. But it's gone downhill. During a visit in

Visiited on a recent Thursday night, arriving about 9:30 and staying for a

I was in San Francisco for some business and had some time to kill. They have

As previous posters have mentioned, this place is a sort of mixture between a

Finally visited for 1st time. To be honest, not sure how I should rate this

Of course on a recent business trip to SF, I made a point to visit the renowned

The only reason this doesn't get a ten is the deffinatly high prices. All that

MBOT is not the place to bargain hunt, but I love a challenge. Day is best, as

Now, here's the thing. This place is teeming with young, beautiful girls, many

Visited on a recent afternoon because they are better than evenings. All the

I have very mixed feelings about reviewing the legendary MBOTs. On the one


A recent visit was less pleasurable than previously. Much is the same, but

I always try to get back to MBOT when in the Bay area and was most recently

This club is different than any club I have ever visited. It is not a

I agree with the assessment about the decline of MBOT girls overall. As an

Went there around 1 PM on Saturday. Good fun overall ! There were only about 7

Well went to the MBOT about three weeks ago and it seems they never have any

Went back a few weeks after my first review. This time, I went at ~12:00 on a

Arrived at the club on a Tuesday night at approximately 12:00 a.m. and paid the

The club is pretty easy to find. If you're not use to one way streets, then

I am glad this club is still around; otherwise SF would be on my blacklist as

This place is all that everybody writes it is. It is part strip club, part

Uh, uh, went here on recent SFO trip. This was my second visit to the

I suppose others will rate this club high for sleaziness. I give it above

I was very excited to visit this club. I have heard about it for years. I was a

When all is factored in, this club is still the best overall club I've been to.

In addition to the top ten list, TUSCL should have a "Hall of Fame" page. MBOT

This should get a higher review, but it's too expensive. MBOT is the hottest

MBT continues its downward spiral. I don't know what club the last reviewer

This place rocks, was in town on business and after reading the reviews, had to

Certain things in life are interesting to see once. Bad car wrecks, road kill,

Visited this club last Thursday night and it is not what it use to be. It all

I used to love this club. Once saw an amazing show (not that long ago, maybe

MBOT by far the most interesting club in San Francisco. The history of the

This club reminds me more of "redlight Distrinct" in Amsterdam then a

I spent a few days in SF a couple of weeks back, leaving behind the delights of

I go back and forth on this place. The fact is, as a strip club, it's pretty

It was a slow afternoon in the middle of the week. Jules was wearing a top that

Had another good, if not expensive experience here. Paid $30 cover to get in,

Saturday afternoon, nice day, even took advantage of free parking further West

Went sunday afternoon, good scection of girls there. Impressed with the

Recent pop-in on a Thursday nite found a collection of 5-7s with the occasional

As many of the previous reviewers say, this place is not an entertainment

mbot is not very conducive to just watching or a relaxing time as it's more

This place is the priciest club I've been to. But once in, a lot of fun can be

Was there on a monday night and paid a $30 door fee which I thought was steep.

This used to be one of the best clubs in the country for years. You could

Came to MBOT on a weekday afternoon about a month ago. Pretty good stage

Went to the MBOT last week. Everything is true : cover is expensive (30$), no

If you haven't been to MBOT, you need to make a go as it is an experience for

Just wanted to drop in a mid-day review for anyone interested. Had to run some

Made a first time visit to MBOT...Monday nite so it was a bit slow - when it's

Not a ten, but only due to cost.

This was my first trip to MBOT in years,

Was in town on business and planed my schedule for a quick visit to MBOT. I

Not sure what to make of this place.

Went on a Friday night and the place

I stopped by MBOT on a Monday evening and found the place pretty quiet. There

MBOT is an experience everyone should have once. Although, I had it three times

Swung by about 4 months ago. First time there and boy is this place different.

Happened to be visiting SF from out of state on the evening of Sun 10/21 and

Was here on business in October on a Monday night. I paid the $40 door fee and

Was visiting this town on business, and managed to get the afternoon off. Paid

Was in town on business and stopped by again. This place hasn't changed in

I had not planned a visit to MBOT on this trip to San Fran. But after spending

I'd have to say this is probably my favorite strip club in the US. Why? Well -

Went to the MBOT a couple of weeks ago. Went when it opened at 11:30. The

I was passing through town the day after Thanksgiving and needed a break.

First of all, this really isn't a strip club. it's more of an extras place. $40

Visitined this club on a Tuesday afternoon got the $20 cover they offer between

All I can say about this place is.....overrated and overpriced! Unless you

I can't say the experience here was one I would recommend. I came here and was

Anyplace with a bowl full of rubbers on the front desk has to be great. The

It's said that the attitude of people working in a place is what really

well most of the previous reviews here are accurate. i would say this is soley

There are some spectacular looking women here to look at and that's the only

I've gone back and forth over this place the last couple of years. My latest

The entry prices are much too high now, but I don't get to San Francisco that

Arrive around 2pm on a Tuesday, and there was only a $20 cover. This is less

$240 is the starting price for a clothed lapdance in a private room. I said I

I was here 5 or 6 years ago and thought it was pricey then but I was in for a

Yet another San Francisco disappointment. I figured California would provide an

Got ripped off here. I should have listened to all the warning posts here, but

Stopped in after a long flight. This place is legendary and met expectations.

Some of the most beautiful girls around. Most are porn stars, who are amazingly

Sad how far the mighty has fallen. As others have noted, the club seems to be

After getting over the shock of paying $40 for the cover fee and the guy at the

Nice place! Went here a while ago and was a bit surprised how small the stage

When in S.F. it's the place to experience. MBOT is legendary. A little on the

This club has been going downhill since the .com boom.
Entry fee is now up to

Could not visit SF without stopping in, as I have had memorable experiences

This club is great, no matter what the entrance fee is. They did recently

I visited O'Farrell's this last weekend 09/06/08. I have to say that I am

This was my first time at the legendary O'Farrell Theater.
Tuesday night was

I had heard so much about this club from friends who had visited in it's

This club has gone downhill. There were only a few dancers present and most of