the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

the place for the highest milage or more. Houston is the best town for clubs

I visited Michael's on a Sunday night, 01/18/04. This was my first trip to a

Houston is probably the best city in America for strip clubs and Michaels is

Well, the only other 10 rating I'll give in the country is Treasures, and I

This place doesn't have the quantity or quality of women as Treasures or St.

After spending two days and two evenings at Treasures, I felt I had to sample a

This club rocks! Had full service from beautiful petite black girl during a

I spent four nights in Houston last month, and did lots of research about which

This club will not win any awards for dancer looks quality, but the quite

Went last night after visiting Treasures, before going to Centerfolds. Got a

This is a fantastic club with a good location when located in the Galleria

Thanks to reviewers on this site for leading me here. I was going to try

Quite simply the place to go in houston if your looking for more that dances in

Last visited on Sat 8-21. Have been to Michael's on many occasions but this was

Went 2 weeks ago on a Wednesday. The place during the weekdays has really

I have been to too many strip clubs and wasted too much money but for what most

Frankly, I cannot understand how people can rate this joint so highly.

I'll make it easy for those visiting Houston for the 1st time - either go to

Went 10/9/04, a saturday afternoon. It's a nice club, a decent number of TVs,

Decided to go Monday night to Michael's and watch a little football, and check

I visited this club on a layover on a business trip. Came in on a Thursday

supposed to be the hot place in Houston. Was there on a very recent Sat.

Rating this place this high based on service. Finally made it over to houston

I have been to Michael's on and off for a couple of years when in Houston on

Was in Houston for business and made it a point to visit (for the first time)

I am used to the San Francisco Strip Clubs where everything goes. I had heard

Well I decided to stop by TGSOE on my way back from the Kappa. To my surprise

Had problem finding this club , my cab driver did not know it location finally

THIS CLUB STILL ROCKS... went in the other night for a drink and cigar... Met

This is from a Monday night late, so it may not be representative. All in all,

Went by around 7 pm on Saturday night. Tipped a dancer at the stage who then

I had been looking forward to going to TGSOE and finally made it. I went late

Went there last night. Some good looking hotties, but the rest were average,

Went recently on a Wednesday night. The club has some nice aspects to it, it

Oh O! They tore down the booths!

They used to have 8 private booth/cubicles

Michaels's is probably my favorite club, especially in the Houston area. I've

Used to be one of my favorites, but as previous review mentioned they have torn

Went to the club last Saturday with some friends for the first time after

The king is dead. This club is a shell of its former self. There is no

This review was based upon my experience...YMMV.

Went here on a recent

I walk in to Michael's about a month back and instantly see some regular faces.

I was most impressed by the marvelous shrimp cocktail! The dancers were neither

Went to the club last Wednesday night around 7pm. The night started out slowly

Huge spacious club, although looks a bit dated. Lobby feels like a hotel or a

Had a good time the last time I was here, so I had to come back again and see

I stopped by here at 3:30 p.m. on Sunday afternoon and paid $4 cover. There

Being first and foremost a SC lover, during my last trip to Houston I thought I

Being new to Houston's club, decided to visit this club and see what it is all

Returned to Michael's after about a year absence, and the club has changed

Was here on Sunday, Aug. 7. Motivation to visit (never been before, lots of

Went to Michael's in the afternoon. I was not too impressed by the talent. A

Wasted my time, I'm afraid. Pulled in before consulting the TUSCL guidebook, I

This place is still fun... but now that the back room has been replaced by a

TOO BAD... WHAT WAS THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH... IS no just another stip

Formerly the greatest show on earth, as a previous reviewer says. I like the

I went to Michaels' on friday for lunch around 12.30, which they have a

This club is a shell of its former self. There is no private booths available

I have gone to Michaels for years. It has fallen, but there is still action to

I think I could get used to this place. I managed to finagle the longer-term

Stopped in to Michael's after a two year absence. This is the first time in

Ok, has this place gone downhill. this has to be one of the worst sc in

I give this club an 8 based on the mileage attainable. 5-6 on the looks of the

There is hope here yet! A recent visit surprised me in the number of dancers

ive read some negative reports about this club about the booths being removed

Went to the club at 2pm on a Thursday afternoon, after reading favorable

Well, good ol' Michaels is starting to make a minor comeback. Gone are the

Michael's use to be good club to go for lunch, not that the buffet lunch was

Stopped by on a weeknight - before 9 PM beers were real cheap - I think like

Looks like club has tried to improve VIP area by having dances behind the pool

Very disappointed the last time i was here a few weeks ago. Went around 7:00 Pm

It was a great afternoon. Not many people, but many dancers so the attention

Michael’s is just on 59 South between the loop and beltway. It is just north

This place continues to go downhill for over a year now. Normally only 5-9

Now that the club has dance specials and that some of the more popular clubs

Visited while on trip recently. Unusual setting - looks like an office

I have been in Michaels only a few times. This place has never yet

Michael's is still a mainstay in H-Town if you want to avoid the overly

Not like it was two years ago, but making a comeback. The old champagne room

Hard to imaging that this type of the thing could happen to such an established

Michael's has been a middle of the road club with cheap drinks ($1.50) before

Decent place, drinks are not that expensive. I think i was there when there

this is the chicas locas of houston the music and the girls are all latina.

What has gone wrong in Houston, I remember back in the day BBBJ and full

R.I.P. Unless you are really lucky and can find the "one" hot dancer during a