| Thursday, January 8, 2009 | Rating |
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| 1. | VIP | Linden, New Jersey | bkman  | ... |
| I went to this place on a Wednesday around 7:00 PM and they still charge 15 dollars to get in which i think is a rip off for this time. Once i got inside it read more... |
| 2. | Flamingo Club | Lawrence, Kansas | chocfire | ... |
| Went here on a Tuesday in January. Not sure it is a usual set of talent for the evening, but it was fun to watch none the less. Had a few dances from a read more... |
| 3. | Goldrush Showbar | Atlanta, Georgia | ncoutkast | ... |
| stop by the club had a break in my day there was really no one but a few regs and some girls sitting around talking to each other saw this one little sexy lady read more... |
| 4. | Perfect 10 Men's Club | Austin, Texas | babeekay | ... |
| this is my favorite gentlemens club in austin. the club has a very nice set up and is the biggest one in town. also has a nice vip area and champaign room. ive read more... |
| 5. | Bishop's Corner | Bridgeport, Connecticut | ChoirBoy | ... |
| I revisited this place a few weeks ago late on a Friday evening. There is no designated parking lot, so you have to find a spot anywhere you can. No cover as read more... |
| 6. | Private Dancer | Columbus, Ohio | victorylap | ... |
| I visited Private Dancer today for the first time in several years.
Private Dancer main distinction is it's one of the only fully nude clubs in the region. read more... |
| 7. | VIP Showgirls | North Hollywood, California | benlap | ... |
| I went by VIP in the early afternoon with a coupon from their website so admission was free but they charged me $6 for a drink. I went in and sat at the read more... |
| 8. | Golden Banana | Peabody, Massachusetts | ecroto | ... |
| I was a big fan of the old banana, and don't think I'll get used to the new. The interior is all done over very modern. I miss the old cages. The girls are all read more... |
| 9. | 4th Street Club | Louisville, Kentucky | onedollar1 | ... |
| New club, not bad. They run a pretty interesting program,have drink specials that beat any club in town and girls to go with it. Went on Tuesday to check it read more... |
| 10. | Gold Club | Dallas, Texas | xhunter | ... |
| I cannot make it to the GC on Friday or Saturday nights anymore, and therefore I cannot see my favorite dancer, Kathy. So I was reluctant to go on a Wednesday read more... |
| 11. | Penthouse | New Orleans, Louisiana | mach1matt | ... |
| It was worth the $1.00 cover for sure. The club is really nice inside and out. The girls are also very pretty. The problem lies with the lack of attention. read more... |
| 12. | Deja Vu Showgirls | New Orleans, Louisiana | mach1matt | ... |
| They offer two different covers, $15 to get in and get an armband so you can come and go and a $5 cover, just to enter. I took the $5.00 option. There were a read more... |
| 13. | Leather and Lace | Lesterville, South Dakota | SLIPSTICK50 | ... |
| My wife and I stopped by about 10 PM. There were a couple of really nice younger dancers who showed my wife a lot of nice attention. At our table, they read more... |
| 14. | 4th Street Club | Louisville, Kentucky | hotspice1 | ... |
| This club is new and let me tell u....it's HOT ! Went in there on wed nite,ladies drink free so me and my gals had a blast. They had a few hot girls in there read more... |
| 15. | Brandy's Gentlemens Club | Ft. Wayne, Indiana | skibonie | ... |
| This was the best club of the 5 I went to in Fort Wayne. But not by much.
It is upscale and clean. Several stages. It was busy on the night of my read more... |
| 16. | Showgirl I | Ft. Wayne, Indiana | skibonie | ... |
| This club shared a parking lot with my hotel. Very nice. The bad news was I got no sense that takeout was available. No cover with your room key.
A fun read more... |
| 17. | Imperial Showgirls | Anaheim, California | Wooly105 | ... |
| I hadn't been to this club for a long time. Found out that they now run a "Special" on the first Tuesday of the month (Super Tuesday). I don't know if this read more... |
| 18. | Stewies | Ft. Wayne, Indiana | skibonie | ... |
| What a dump. My first ever rating of 1.
Against my better judgement I paid the $5 cover just to gather information for my fellow TUSCL readers. One for read more... |
| 19. | The Bleu Diamond | Ft. Wayne, Indiana | skibonie | ... |
| This club is in an industrial park. It was very dark and quiet as I approached about 9 pm. I almost missed it.
There were only 4 girls there. None were read more... |
| 20. | Showgirl III | Ft. Wayne, Indiana | skibonie | ... |
| Skibonie visits Fort Wayne. This was my 1st of 5 clubs I visited.
Nice club, it's in a busy retail district. Almost a gentelmens club. Lots of mirrors read more... |
| 21. | Velvet Lion (formerly Eden) | Las Vegas, Nevada | Violet_KS | ... |
| I went to the "all new" Velvet Lion club last night with a girlfriend, just so we could check it out. We had heard they put $2m into gutting and revamping it read more... |
| 22. | Flirts Gentlemens Club | Waterloo, Iowa | hmillboy | ... |
| I have to say I had a much better experience this last time. I went on a Friday night. There were about 7-8 dancers. Some of the same old house gals, but read more... |
| 23. | Bogarts Lounge | Inkster, Michigan | MilesDriver | ... |
| Lots of dancers there during the early afternoon visit today. Girls were pretty aggressive (of course there were more of them than customers at the read more... |
| 24. | Sapphire Gentlemen's Club | Las Vegas, Nevada | rekrap | ... |
| Was in Vegas not to long ago with my buddy and decided to give Sapphire a shot. Had to pay some sort of cover which came with a free drink ($30 maybe).
We read more... |
| 25. | Heartbreakers | Columbia, South Carolina | uscue13 | ... |
| Decided to spend a few New Years Eve hours at Heartbreakers since I've never rang in the new year at a strip club before. Originally drove by PP but the read more... |
| 26. | Leather and Lace South | Charlotte, North Carolina | travlin_carolina_guy | ... |
| I must give this club high value ratings. for a small, nothing special club you can always find a few, very nice looking dancers. $5 table dances has been the read more... |
| 27. | Henry the VIII South | Southgate, Michigan | ooyess | ... |
| dropped by earlier this week in the place was dead. There may have been more dancers in the back but I didn't see them. I get the same old line from the one read more... |
| 28. | Cafe Risque | Micanopy, Florida | jazmine20 | ... |
| Good Club! Liked it so much, I work there now! Oh yeah and the food is really good. Great place to relax. Kind of like a Denny's, Strip Club, and Porn Shop in read more... |
| 29. | Spearmint Rhino | Torrance, California | peter5ol | ... |
| came in here cause i was on R&R from iraq and i wanted to go to a strip club before i left. none of my friends wanted to go, so i said fuck it, i'm going by read more... |
| 30. | Temptations | Marysville, California | Maddox | ... |
| We went to Marysville to check out the club. We heard bad reviews and saw some on the internet that weren't too good.
Well here is our review.
First read more... |
| 31. | Silver Slipper Saloon | Ottawa, Illinois | wikidlittlegirl | ... |
| I love this club! The women are friendly as well as beautiful. The bouncers are great and easy to get along with. Great specials at the bar. Many of the women read more... |
| 32. | Allstar's Gentlemens Club | Chicago, Illinois | hroark22002 | ... |
| I stopped by here recently on a weekday afternoon. It was a mix of decent looking girls and down. There were no great lookers. Got a few private dances with a read more... |
| 33. | Bobby's Bar | Melrose Park, Illinois | bob521 | ... |
| Went to Bobbys the other day and was pretty disapointed. Dances have gone up to $20, but they are still pretty lame and the dancers are very average. read more... |
| 34. | Playpen Lounge | Stone Park, Illinois | bob521 | ... |
| I stopped in the other day but things were rather slow. Must have been the weather This club is a neighborhod bar and of a fashion show place than anything read more... |
| 35. | Cabaret Lounge | Portland, Oregon | hohawk69 | ... |
| Wow, I haven't been here for about a year, but it is much better than my previous visits. Earlier tonight I went to Cabaret II in east Portland, and it was read more... |
| 36. | Cabaret II | Portland, Oregon | hohawk69 | ... |
| First time here in a few months. The economy seems to be having an effect because there were only about 10 customers at 11pm. Normally I have seen more than read more... |
| 37. | Gallaghers 2000 | Long Island City, New York | hjbls | ... |
| Large club in what seemed to be an industrial/warehouse area. I would recommend driving or taking a taxi. Once inside, a bouncer pats you down and you must read more... |
| 38. | Adelitas | Tijuana, Mexico | barney3 | ... |
| Went back to TJ for a several days. Stayed at the Nelson Hotel which is 4 blocks away from Adelita bar. Nice old place. Get a 5th floor room and enjoy a read more... |
| Wednesday, January 7, 2009 | Rating |
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| 39. | Cheaters | Providence, Rhode Island | blacky | ... |
| Haven't been to Cheaters in probably well over a year. Last time I was there, I had a CIM BJ but the club was really dark and dingy. So, I was quite happy read more... |
| 40. | Columbus Gold | Columbus, Ohio | ewalents | ... |
| I've been here before and it's always a nice, clean club. There were VERY few dancers actually dancing this day though. There would be about 2-3 songs with read more... |
| 41. | Body Shop | Pompano Beach, Florida | btmobile | ... |
| Stopped in here for a beer on my way home. The place is small. The drinks were about $5 for a miller lite. The dancers were OK but they were polite. There read more... |
| 42. | Cheetahs | San Diego, California | Harderlap | ... |
| I was here on a Sunday night and they were pretty busy. There was a large number of dancers. The dancers dance on a raised stage with a great deal of read more... |
| 43. | Little Darlings | Seattle, Washington | pacodiu | ... |
| Visited the club on a Wednesday night, I've been to the club a few other times during the weekend and wanted to check it out during a week night. I was read more... |
| 44. | Di Carlo's Gentlemens Club | Albany, New York | jjohn | ... |
| Went here for the first time. this place is decent. $5 cover, $5.50 beers. Dancers do a topless dance on stage and they come around and chat with patrons read more... |
| 45. | Lace Gentlemen's Club | Atlantic City, New Jersey | kethiosv | ... |
| Been here three times. There are always a few good looking girls here. One of the best dancers I have ever seen was at this club. Girls are pretty read more... |
| 46. | Squire Lounge | Revere, Massachusetts | danv001 | ... |
| I stopped by in the afternoon to see what was doing. I haven't been in the Squire in about 5 months, although I have been going for over 10 years. The first read more... |
| 47. | Larry Flynt's Hustler Club | Baltimore, Maryland | BPP03 | ... |
| I put a lot of trust in the Larry Flynt name, and once again he didn't let me down. The club was far from fantastic, but it is well worth the time and money. read more... |
| 48. | Browns | London, England | Prophet5 | ... |
| Been here a few times. It's a short bus ride or a 10 minute walk from Liverpool St. station. Just the 1 stage but the stage dances are usually alright. But you read more... |
| 49. | Kamasutra Club | Montreal, Quebec | tuscler | ... |
| Avg size place. Women here are fairly attractive for the most part. mainly white and some other races. its C$15/dance and you go to private booth in the back read more... |
| 50. | Chubbies Club | Baltimore, Maryland | jeeptree | ... |
| I went this past week for the first time based on the high review scores given here... and was quite disappointed. Maybe it's because I arrived at about read more... |
| 51. | High Heel Saloon | Somonauk, Illinois | beergut | ... |
| High Heels is a fun place to hang out with your boys. I like to think of it as a dive bar that happens to have naked chicks dancing in it. The place comes read more... |
| 52. | Cabaret Chez Mado | Montreal-Nord, Quebec | bcnu | ... |
| Some very nice talent and the private dances were shall we say...very interactive. THere was a black girl there whome I fell in love with and oh ya she fell read more... |
| 53. | Gold Club | Baton Rouge, Louisiana | mach1matt | ... |
| Nice young college girls. All natural girls the night I was there. It was pricey to go upstairs for 1/2 an hour. I would not do that again. Worth going to read more... |
| 54. | Plan B | West Los Angeles, California | sb55 | ... |
| Its been a long time since I been here. But I was in the area and was meeting up with a bunch of friends. Lets face it the action and laps are tame. But you read more... |
| 55. | Larry Flynt's Hustler Club | Baltimore, Maryland | emt109 | ... |
| Pretty decent club. It's clean, three stages (one VIP only). The cover is $15, but if you are planning ahead you can usually find an online coupon for free read more... |
| 56. | Prestige Night Club | Krakow, Poland | ArubaRon | ... |
| This place is pretty sweet. I went here by myself back in November. I believe it was a Saturday night. You ride an elevator up to the top floor...about 6-8 read more... |
| 57. | Henry the VIII South | Southgate, Michigan | MilesDriver | ... |
| Stopped in ~ 3 PM a few weeks back, club was not too busy yet.
Had a range of dancers, both age and size. Looks department were mostly 6's, but crazy high read more... |
| 58. | Temptations | Kansas City, Missouri | Ellemon | ... |
| Stopped in with a buddy to sober up a little before heading home for the night. This is probably common sense, but always count your dances. My buddy and I read more... |
| 59. | Pleasure Island | Newburgh, New York | Mobileman | ... |
| I usually stop in here when I visit the area. Went in on a Tuesday night before Christmas. The layout hasnt changed since the last time I was here in June. read more... |
| 60. | Bourbon Street | Sayreville, New Jersey | metrobull | ... |
| this place is great! there are tons of beautiful dancers and hot bartenders. i've there many times, and the quality of the dancers is almost always top read more... |
| 61. | Bare Exposure | Atlantic City, New Jersey | riden | ... |
| I've been here for a number of bachelor parties. We've had the most fun when we go early (with lots of beer) and leave once it starts getting packed. Many of read more... |
| 62. | Hawaii Theatre | City of Industry, California | mule7 | ... |
| I won't bother telling you which ladies I found attractive since you can decide that for yourself and your tastes may not match mine. I will say that there read more... |
| 63. | Tootsie's Cabaret | Miami, Florida | malepigs | ... |
| All I can say is wow. This is a very clean, carnival like place. Very enjoyable bartender and staff. The girls were all hot but a little too pushy. I did read more... |
| 64. | Shotgun Willie's | Glendale, Colorado | Buffalobob | ... |
| Man, I finially made it to shotguns. Reading the reviews I always thought it was the subpar club next to the one down the street. However, I always heard it read more... |
| 65. | Filmores | Toronto, Ontario | Ertam | ... |
| I was in Filmore's several times a while ago and they had all nude dancers. The girls would ask the customers up on the stage and squat over them to get their read more... |
| 66. | Inner Room Cabaret | Cocoa Beach, Florida | stinky | ... |
| I decided to make an afternoon visit on Tuesday. I had a beer and a free shot. There were several dancers there that I had seen before, but not the one I was read more... |
| 67. | Pony | Memphis, Tennessee | memoore57 | ... |
| The dancers were extremely friendly. The cost was a little high and it's best to have quite a bit of cash on you if you want private dances ($40 for 1 song read more... |
| 68. | Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theater | San Francisco, California | goldfish | ... |
| Cover before 6 PM is $20 - at 6 PM there is typically a 2 Girl show that's fully nude and allows you to get as close as you want to. This clubs also has read more... |
| Tuesday, January 6, 2009 | Rating |
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| 69. | Cheerleaders | Philadelphia, Pennsylvania | myplane01 | ... |
| I stopped by about an hour after the Eagles won their playoff game, and the club wasn't as crowded as I expected. There was a huge selection of dancers on, read more... |
| 70. | Houston Dolls Cabaret & Restaurant | Houston, Texas | usmc | ... |
| stopped by the st. james the other night and got in for free for some reason -- well, i wasn't charged a cover. only had to pay the pole tax. anyway, none of read more... |
| 71. | Henry the VIII South | Southgate, Michigan | butternuts | ... |
| This place has crazy high mileage with a less than top shelf dancer quality, to be kind. Upon arrival, purchase a VIP pass - you'll need it! Take a seat not read more... |
| 72. | Sugar's | Shoreline, Washington | ghk444 | ... |
| Visited Sugars for the first time in several years. I used to have a great time here so I stopped in while I was in the area. Big mistake. Only a few read more... |
| 73. | Million Dollar Saloon | Salt Lake City, Utah | lapdance25 | ... |
| Late flight in, thought I'd roll the dice in Utah...crap. Had to wait for 15 minutes to get in - wouldn't let some drunk dude in, and he refused to leave. Lots read more... |
| 74. | Treasures | Las Vegas, Nevada | wallanon | ... |
| Very, very nice looking club. Lit up like Disneyland and you can see it easily from the highway. Huge place both outside and in. Treasures in Las Vegas is a read more... |
| 75. | Leather and Lace South | Charlotte, North Carolina | baja910 | ... |
| this is a small club. during the day there are typically some key hotties that give really good dances. this has been my experience. it has been awhile read more... |
| 76. | New Locomotion Club | Mississauga, Ontario | gfresh12 | ... |
| I've been to Locomotion a few times. On this particular visit, it was Sunday night and fairly empty (of patrons). About 15 dancers or so where in, most just read more... |
| 77. | Golden Banana | Peabody, Massachusetts | swv998 | ... |
| This was my first time back since they reopened. I didn't even know they were reopening, so that was a nice surprise.
It feels much more like a read more... |
| 78. | Cheetahs | Las Vegas, Nevada | ironsides | ... |
| I visited on a Thursday and had a great time. It was happy hour and beer was only $2 per bottle, and dances were only $10. I hooked up with a nice slender read more... |
| 79. | Ecstasy | Santa Ana, California | blackcat1234 | ... |
| The place is very cozy and small, a good place to relax with a few friends. The girls there are completely nude and thus the non alcoholic beverages. Cover read more... |
| 80. | Club Venus | Covington, Kentucky | Techman | ... |
| Venus is a tipical Northern Ky jack-shack. The girls are willing to work for their money, not like the stuck-up proud beauties of the fancier clubs.
The read more... |
| 81. | Lollipops Gentlemens Club | Daytona Beach, Florida | bman549 | ... |
| Stopped By Here To See What Was Ur With The Changes. No Nudity On The Main Floor But Vip Is Pretty Much The Same Ymmv With Each Girl. Songs Are Still Only A read more... |
| 82. | Penthouse Club | Detroit, Michigan | wonderin32 | ... |
| This is a good club. As many have mentioned it is similar to the Flight Club in layout, although smaller. It was pretty empty when I got there, but by the read more... |
| 83. | Admiral Theatre | Chicago, Illinois | DickJohnson | ... |
| stopped by here recently...not too impressed. The cover is steep..about 20 bucks altho i think you can get a discount somehow. the dancers are all pretty read more... |
| 84. | Players Club | Baltimore, Maryland | jdoggy | ... |
| My buddy and I made our annual pilgrimage to The Wheel recently. It will always be The Wagon Wheel to us (not the Players Club).We normally have gone before read more... |
| 85. | Cheetah | Hallandale Beach, Florida | bigbangburrito | ... |
| Worth going to just for the cheap food. For a few dollars I got a big chicken sandwich with fries. Drinks were reasonable as well.
The girls seemed laid read more... |
| 86. | Miss Kitty's | Washington Park, Illinois | jmonger | ... |
| Ok guys if you don't mind feeling like you might get mugged get to this place it is well worth it and once inside felt safe. As you enter you order your drink read more... |
| 87. | Cheeks | Washington Park, Illinois | dnuts | ... |
| Checked out Cheeks on a Saturday night recently. The first thing that struck me was that they had a couple of security guys out in the parking lot. Later in read more... |
| 88. | Silver Bullet Bar | Urbana, Illinois | larylimber | ... |
| Visited the club on a Saturday night which is unusual for me as I try to avoid weekends due to the large crowds. I got there before 8:30pm to avoid the cover read more... |
| 89. | Rick's Cabaret (was Scores) | Las Vegas, Nevada | wallanon | ... |
| After: Was here just before it got bought out and renamed Rick's Cabaret, and have been back since the change. Can't say it looks that much different before read more... |
| 90. | Rick's Cabaret (was Scores) | Las Vegas, Nevada | wallanon | ... |
| Before: Broad daylight. Visited around 3PM earlier this year. Out on errands. Can't really explain why I'm burning up hours in Vegas on errands, but luckily read more... |
| 91. | Fantasy Island | West Los Angeles, California | benlap | ... |
| Went by FI at 1pm, it was still real slow some girls were just arriving. But Bella was there and I got 5 laps from her. Usually song length isn't a problem read more... |
| 92. | Furnace | Birmingham, Alabama | tnilcus | ... |
| Took a trip back to the Furnace recently. I don't like the 10 dollar entrance fee, but the club has one of the nicest layout I have ever seen. A lot of read more... |
| 93. | Studio 54 | Columbia, South Carolina | dancingchic007 | ... |
| Very nice club and cool layout. I had a really good time. It does get really packed but it's still fun! I also loved the fact that the girls were pretty read more... |
| 94. | Showgirl Galleria | Grand Rapids, Michigan | MT | ... |
| Update: Police kill suspected gunman who opened fire inside Grand Rapids nightclub
GRAND RAPIDS -- Grand Rapids police are investigating the new year's read more... |
| 95. | Henry the VIII Lounge | Inkster, Michigan | Codslapped | ... |
| Stopped by on a monday, not realizing it was $10 dance day. Skankapalooza. Ok, I suppose someone might enjoy aging biker chicks and tattooed crack whores, read more... |
| 96. | Dollie's Playhouse | Washington Park, Illinois | headhunter03 | ... |
| I entered this club a little after midnight, there about 6 dancers and 10 customers. I talked to a few ladies before settling on an older trashy white lady. 40 read more... |
| 97. | All Stars | San Antonio, Texas | biggerintexas | ... |
| Excellent value, $5 lap dance special on Tuesdays. They go to two Stages when it gets busy, good stage dancing overall but nixed bag (some excellent, some read more... |
| 98. | Platinum Plus | Columbia, South Carolina | steveabn | ... |
| I went here on Sat 27 Dec from about 2:00 in the afternoon to about 6:00. When I first got here there were about 6 or 7 girls. No porkers and they were in the read more... |
| 99. | Mark's Showplace | Bedford, New Hampshire | shin55 | ... |
| This was my first visit to a strip club, and It definitely wont be my last. Lets get the boring stuff out of the way first. The club itself has good, dark read more... |
| 100. | Scarlett's at Ybor Strip | Tampa, Florida | awboy | ... |
| WOW, and again I say WOW. This place never disappoints. I had not been to YS in over a year, but it was still up the the same expected level. The decor has read more... |
