October 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 280
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Hot Lap Dance Website

Hot Lap Dance (Closed)

344 West 38th Street
West 38th Street, between 8th Avenue and 9th Avenue
New York City, New York
212-875-7115
Club Type: Nude
Dancer Ethnicity: Ethnically Mixed

Member Rating: VIP Only
12 Month Trend: VIP Only
# of Reviews: 94

Cover Charge
  Day: N/A   Night: 50
Avg. Private Dance Cost: 20
Avg. Drink Cost: incl in Cover

Private Dance: Lap
Alcohol: BYOB
Food: Dinner
Minimum Age: 21

Last Update: 07/19/2008
Beer and Wine - No
Full Bar - No
BYOB - Yes
Juice Bar - Yes

18 and over - No

Lunch - No
Dinner - Yes
Snacks / Buffet - Yes

Non-Smoking - Yes
Cigar Bar - No

Pool Tables - No
DJ - No
Jukebox - No
Stage Dancing (Bikini) - No
Stage Dancing (Topless) - No
Stage Dancing (Nude) - No

Lap Dances (Bikini) - Yes
Lap Dances (Topless) - Yes
Lap Dances (Nude) - Yes

Private Lap Dance Rooms - Yes
VIP / Champagne Room - Yes

Feature Dancers - Yes
Shower Shows - No

Membership Club - Yes

Hours: Tue-Fri 6 pm-4am; Sat 8pm-4am
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I've been to this club numerous times. This is probably one of the best clubs

This club is located in a large commercial loft and you need to take a freight

This is a most interesting place. What it is not is a strip club. What it is

The only real negative about this party is getting there (walking around the

I must admit, I was VERY nervous the first time I went here. VERY nervous.

you have to send them an email to find out the exact address. They're in an

Certainly one of the best clubs in the NYC/NJ area if mileage and beauty are

i didn't know places like this existed, but thanks to tuscl, i've been

The only thing keeping this place from a perfect 10 was the inconsistancy in

This club is one of the true last treasures in New York City. I have to admit

I'm a veteran of NYC clubs. Since the closing of the Harmony Lounge/Angels in

Where can I start? went there 3 times all three with my wife... THIS PLACE

Went for the first time Sat nite... gotta say I was blown
away. SO much

Glad to see that this Club has been added to the list of clubs that are

I have to agree with everyone else -- this place is THE place to go in NYC. I

I checked this place out two weeks ago - and I would agree that it is certainly

i checked out this place last friday. i loved the atmosphere- very low-key,

This place is great.... better than anything else in the city... nice

I have been to way too many clubs in NYC, so take this review as one from a

this club is great, all of the girls want to have a good time there. They're

I went to HLD last night. $50 to enter and $10 membership card -- no ID needed.

Had a chance to be in NYC and made sure it included a trip to HLD. This is like

Based on reviews here, I had to check this place out when I was in town and had

Popped in late on Friday after a less than fair experience at a nearby club. I

Visited on a Wednesday, before 8pm. On arrival, just a few girls there and

Wednesday evening 9PM was pretty slow. Cover is $50 with a membership first

Went on a Thursday. Low key atmosphere once you walk down that scary hallway on

This club has it all. Sweet girls with natural titties, a BYOB policy, and the

This place is crazy. Me an my boyz came here on Friday 10/26. The girls here

A dedicated SC patron for 20 years, I moved out of NYC in 2000 in part because

I have read a lot of great reviews on this place so decided to try it on my

It's there, and it's real. It's on a quiet street in a building that looks

Went there again last Saturday. A big bach party siphoned off most of the

I've been going there on and off for several months and I can say this. Don't

Hot Lap Dance gets my very first ever 10 rating even on the very slow Tuesday

went here on a thursday night for the first time and i must say it is

WOW! This is a great club. The no-pressure atmosphere combined with great

With this club now ranked #1 in the United States, could not pass up the

Three visits in the last six months, including two earlier this month, confirm

Finally i visited the club yesterday. If i hadn't read about the club's shady

Went here again on another trip to NYC. This is still the best place, by far,

Not sure what the review before the last one (on 12/28) is talking about.

i have travelled the world and am based in london where we have some great

If I didn't KNOW for a fact that the owner of this place posts glowing reviews

This place is about as good as it gets. Nice loft and relaxed atmosphere. Only

This place is as good as the reviews say. Dozens of 9's and 10's, all in good

I'm not sure what club the 1/10/08 reviewer went to but the Hot Lap Dance club

I was here last September, and I have my own subjective point of view, which is

I visited the club for the first time last night after reading about it for

I visited the Hot Lap Dance Club on a Tuesday night. I arrived at about 10:30

Tried this place on a THursday after Dinner downtown. Such a cool room and very

Visited this place on my last trip to NYC. Very interesting layout, and first

I was back there last Wednesday night after a many month absence. They have

I was at the place recently. I was less than impressed seeing that it is highly

Hands down the best club in NYC. Although the "sophisticated loft" leaves a

This has to be the most overrated club in the country. I gave this place

Totally agree with last comment. Overrated. Good marketing job by mgmt to add

After reading reviews here, I emailed an RSVP and walked over from the Marriott

As recent reviews attest, everyone's experience is different and YMMV..there is

This club is good but different. It is laid back and lower pressure than most

This place is ok. Typical new york bs, very expensive and the girls are

In this posting I will talk more generically, and then later I will post

Difficult to see how anyone could give this anything but a 9 or 10. Yes, the

Found myself again in New York with an evening to spare, a fat roll burning in

I'm in New York for a business meeting about once a month and usually make a

Great place for a night out in New York. The door price is high, but BYOB and

Great club with lots of pretty and nice girls with good attitudes. It has a

Interesting set up, it is like a cocktail party where girls ask you for

I went to HLD last Saturday evening, and got there at 8:30, soon after they

This was my first visit to the club in months. There were a few new changes to

I arrived just as they opened at 8. The place is very cool, and the people very

I read about The Hot Lap Dance Club on here and decided to give it a try. I

I visited yesterday, arriving at 7:15 on a Thursday evening. The place was

The Hot Lap Dance is hands-down the best strip club I have ever been to. It's

Visited this club in December while in NYC for another event. The cover charge

I visited this fantastic club very lato on a December thursday: The athmosphere

Had a great time in the past here - was in town again and decided to go over.

Wow. This is what NYC has lacked for a long time. While it is hefty to get in,

Wasn't sure what to expect here, but got exactly what previous reviewers

Very different atmosphere -- nice, cool girls that seem to be having fun. Yes,

This is my third or fourth time to this Club and, especially on this visit, was

I finally got a chance to check this club out during an extended-weekend trip

I went to this place because the guys down at work said it was the best around.

This club is bullshit. Do not trust the reviews. They are either outright

I had an even better time here the second time. There were more dancers and

Value Rating should be negative ten. An absolute scam from start to finish!

Outside of Manhattan, this would rate about average. The raves about this

I was there a few months ago. This clb is in a older building. It can be

This place is not your regular strip club. More of a party-type atmosphere

I have visited this club three times, and each time I have been amazed with the

High cover charge $50 + a one time $20 fee. The ladies are well worth it.

Kind of an amazing place, if you've only been to the usual - Rhino, Scores,

The police raided this place early in the morning of Friday, July 18, 2008. It

The police came, raided the place and closed it on Thursday. Here's hoping it

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Reviewed By: bigreddo Send Private Message to bigreddo

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Review Date: July 19, 2008
Day of Visit: Thursday Evening
Dancers on Shift: 11-25
The police came, raided the place and closed it on Thursday. Here's hoping it re-opens read more...



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