the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

Dropped in at 2PM on my way to the shore, stayed an hour. Large central bar

Visited Cheeks last sunday night. Xtreme served me a coke and I was set.

Whatever happened to the days when fairly fit, good looking, younger women

I have visited this club several times since it opened. A lot of the girls that

When last Monday night. A big crowd was there for MNF. Had excellent time

On my occasional forays into South Jersey I try to make a stop at the

I visited Cheeks on Monday afternoon. There were about 8-10 women working.

Well, I finally made the trip and was it worth it! The place is brand new and

went on a sunday afternoon. immaculately clean club with lots of fresh air.

Visited this club again this past weekend. Most of the girls are brazillian,

Finally got enough time off the chain to get out this way. Not at all hard to

Other reviews sent me here from the Playhouse for a head-to-head (bad pun)

I've stopped by this club a few times in the last month. The previous reviews

Just back from my first trip to the latest, hottest thing in the boonies. A

Passing through the area, my original intent was to hit Playhouse as I normally

This club scores off the chart on the mileage scale, however it location,

Well, after having read all the reviews on this place I finally made the trip

For an hour on a Sunday, this was the slowest place i've ever been, period.

One of the nicer clubs I have been to in NJ. It's more like a lounge than a

I revisited Cheers on Friday afternoon and it turned out to be one of the

Mileage off the charts! The dance "tents" are totally private, and it's a good

Well, I just made my fourth trip to Cheeks this evening. In fact I made back to

I was here approximately a month ago. This is rumored to be a sister club to

I have been going here for the last 2 months, visited several times. Great

If all the other reviews are true, why didn't I give this place a higher mark?

Stopped in recently and ran into Heather of The Playhouse fame. She is now

I heard all the hype about Cheeks being the new sheriff in town, so I took the

I had heard that Cheeks was worth the visit so I made the trek out from Philly

This club is in the middle of nowhere. I stopped in on a Thursday at about

Well this time, I struck out. I went for the 1st time on a Sat. eve. about 6pm.

In regard to the previous comment, I stopped in the following day, Sunday. Not

I made a visit on a Saturday late afternoon, day 1 of the "Smoke- Free" Cheeks.

Cheeks is the answer to a monger's prayers..the tent sytem is awesome and the

Ok, this is the sister club to The Playhouse in Burlington (PH). Pretty much

Stick with the Brazilians. Avoid the Eastern Europeans and most of the Norte

Sunday. Afternoon. Smoke-free. Talent: all american. In most context, that

Nice place. I mean clean, well appointed, good men's room, etc... In the

I've been to Cheeks a few times now, and have posted a number of reveiws. One

I visitied this club on a Monday evening about midnight - about a dozen patrons

There is an absolutely gorgeous little Asian dancer there named Mylin...perfect

I revisited Cheeks yesterday afternoon and was disappointed. The dancers, for

Stopped here for the first time on a weekday early afternoon, maybe 12 patrons

If you are looking for high mileage this is the place. Had a dance with

What others have said about the mileage is true - it is off the chart and

Read the other reviews for all the crappy stuff such as layout, etc. My

Went to Cheeks for the 1st time this week on Wednesday. Normally go to the PH

Visited Cheeks this past sunday - not a bad crowd. first dance was with Anna -

it appears that the rumors are true.. went here Friday 6/30 and had a dance

This place was raided on July 13 and several Brazilian girls were arrested.

Great club with a variety of girls:Russians, Brazilians, Americans. Ages vary

Not all good things must come to an end, but some things do. And this may have

I finally went to this fabled place on a dead Sunday evening a while ago. Only

That review I wrote July 21? Cancel that....

I'm pleased to report that

Cheeks used to be alot of fun, but the bust of the owner for drugs and girls

I dont agree with these other posts. Cheecks is slowly returning to its old

Twas busy but not packed on sunday afternoon, the parking lot was reasonably

Visited saturday afternoon for the first time since may.Club remains very laid

I took a hiatus from Cheeks and this was my first time back in a number of

I was here Saturday and Sunday night and had a great time. The club is not

was here 2 saturdays ago..had a great dance with pheromone.. she was new but

The tents are alive and well. Visited last week. Big time GFE with varying

Finally made it to the legendary Cheeks. This club is intense and not for the

it's really a crapshoot here for me. sometimes, it's the highest mileage ever.

Stopped by on a Monday night. Bottom line: if you are in this neighborhood,

Things have improved here since the summer, but not to where it was before

Things can really be hit or miss here, especially if you get there during a

This place is out of the way. Although they have a good sized parking lot, it

After a long long drive, reached this place in the middle of nowhere (dont

I hate to give such a low review but I went here last week and did not enjoy my

still worth the time if you get the right girl. Recently Kelly..american girl

For all the talk of changes at this place, I have to say that when I stopped by

Wow. Fantastic as ever! They don't even have a chart for this kind of mileage.

Stopped in last Sunday after a 2 nonth absence. Just as good as ever from my

I don't get down to the Pemberton area very often, but when I do I make sure to

Went Saturday afternoon.. heat was working..nice assortment of girls. Had a

Second vist was a better experience than the first and so I am upping the

This club is out in the boonies, but there must have been 10 girls there -

I'm giving this club a 7 for now but thats based on a very short visit. Ran out

Great place; beautiful friendly women wanting to please, good music and the

I visited here Thursday evening. A wide selection of ladies. Some were

My first time back in a few months....things had gotten a bit chilly for a

Stopped in for the first time on a Tues night. Cover was $10. This place is

I stopped in friday en route to atlantic city and was greeted by the very

Was entertained Wednesday evening for around an hour while I drank my BYOB.

I stopped by Cheeks for the first time ever on today for a quick lunchtime

I've been here a few times now and have yet to be disappointed. I've only been

Guys --
This is a great place to relax, drink a few cold beers (bring your

Was there last week during the day and had very good dances with Kelly, a

With the Playhouse closed on Sundays. I took a ride out to Cheeks. Got there

Despite the courtesy shown by the doorman and the first two dancers I

I visited this club early on a weekday evening, and must have hit the change

Went in on a Sunday (the 20th), and although the girls ranged from a 3-7 there

Judging from some reviews below, experiences here are mixed depending on your

Had a GREAT time here last Wednesday evening. Got there around 7:00pm. Ladies

After reading the reviews of this club I had to stop in. Lucky me I was in the

This place would be best thought of as the bargain outlet of SF's Mitchell

This club is the real deal. After reading about Cheeks for the last year, I

This place continues to impress. Stopped in a couple of weeks ago on a

The good news is a very well-stocked rotation of nearly all Brasiliaras-a good

Did another stop off before heading to AC. Got there around 3 pm on a Sunday.

Full range of ladies here Tuesday night, from a couple solid nines down to one

Made an infrequent visit last week (to see an old fav)and found the club to be

WOW! This place blows me away,..it just blows me away. I stopped in for the

If this place were not so far off the beaten path I would rate it a 9 and I

Cheeks in Pemberton N.J. is a byob strip club. Since they don't serve booze

Cheeks is in the middle of nowhere as described by other reviewers. It's a

Simply stated--Cheeks is off the charts for mileage. If you are selective, you

Finally had chance to get back to cheeks after a long hiatus. Things remain

Recently had my second visit to this club on a Sunday afternoon, about 8 girls

Visited on a Tuesday evening and the following Thursday afternoon in late

Place is reaching the popularity saturation point. Nowhere to park mid-day,

This place remains consistant after many years. Dont always listen to the bad

Bounced around other Jersey Clubs over the summer and came back here last week.

Well this is the place to go if you want it "all". It is not that fancy but it

Move over PlayHouse, I think you've met your match. This place is way out,

Another mid-day visit, another satisfied customer. I dropped by about 1pm and

Ok, forget the clubs in and around Philly. Go the extra 30 min into NJ for this

Boy, I wish I could be around when the last few reviewers stop for a dance.

The last review by clubtreker highlights an issue that I've had with this place

The last two reviews are very true. If you are not there for extras your

Rating slipping because variety is the spice of life. Seems the dancers here

This club is not near anything - it could take you an hour to get here from

I hadn't been by in a while...it is, after all, a 3-hour drive...and it seemed

It's been a while since i last visited, but i stopped in this past sunday

I live in the ATL, the air dance capital of America. Bored to tears with the

The recent reviews are extremely accurate. I went there on a Friday evening

I went in on Halloween. Have not been here for a while, but I was very pleased.

this place is always a afun time.. I go about once a month or so and its alwats

This club always pleases hpwever I want to alert TUSCL members that Cheeks was

This club is not the nicest setting or the best location however if you are

My third Cheeks visit was two weeks ago. Not many hotties at all, just a bunch

Thsi was very qucilky becmoing the hottest club in NJ. Clean and no smoking,

Visited this club about a week ago. There were not many girls working the day I

Visited Cheeks again. It is a nice place and I would definitely recommend a

Cool place that is set up more as a lounge rather than a typical strip joint.

High-variance establishment, imo. Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. Dancers

Went there Thursday, late afternoon and was surprised to see that despite the

Have enjoyed plenty of afternoons as this place. BYOB is nice. I prefer my own

First post raid visit to Cheeks. Most of the girl selection was in the 5 range.

I've returned several times since the "raid". The most recent was Thursday Dec.

Went last week, my first time at the club. Had heard good things prior to the

This is a nice out of the way club that could use a little bit of cleaning

Decided to stop by here a few days ago after a two month hiatus. Pretty

Returned there last thursday and decided to visit the bathroom first. Big

Stopped in on a snowy Thursday night and found the place to be rather quiet (no

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks back for my first visit to

An earlier reviewer noted only four dancers on a recent weekday. There were

I was there Wed. afternoon and my view differs from the previous reviewer.

I don't get here that often, living 3 hours away. But when in the area, I

For a wednesday - this was the worst crew I ever saw. Most over 150 lbs, big

I visited on a Tuesday evening at about 4PM and stayed for about an hour and a

This place is horrible....its like a basement bar with women in their lingerie.

Stopped by shortly after they opened on a weekday and it was totally empty

I have read over the years about this place a few times. I actually went once

Went mid-week afternoon to check out the options because I havent been in a

A high-mileage strip club and a safe, comfortable place. Offered a full range

And although it is clean and the layout is nice its shady as well. Local LE do

This may be a little late in coming but I haven't had time to write review

I have only been to this club twice but I had two of my top-10 experiences both

It's been a few months since I stopped by Cheeks so I thought I'd swing by

I make sure to stop by Cheeks whenever I'm in area. I hadn't been here in

It had been several months since I was last here, so time to check it out. Not

Stopped by on Sunday afternoon. It was early so only about 4 gals were working

This was my first visit here in over a year. Not much has changed. Same tents

Love Cheeks. Been in Jersey for 3 months. At cheeks 7/days week after work.

Getting here is half the fun. This club is truly in the middle of nowhere and

Here for the first time. As people have said this club is in the middle of

After an hour plus drive from the mid-NJ I showed up about 12:30 AM. Place was

I went here late Saturday afternoon/early evening and had a good time. I think

Made my quarterly pilgrimage to Cheeks (place is way off the "beaten track")

Finally made it back to Cheeks. Hadn't been here since the bust. About 10

I went to Cheeks Friday the 15th around 4:30pm. Paid the $5 at the door got

Whenever I am in the area I stop by, as Cheeks is an unbelievably friendly

I have read so much about this place and was in the area so I had to check out.

Stopped in on a Wed evening. It has been about a year since stopping in. Cover

This is a regular stopping place for me when I drive through New Jersey,

Stopped by after a long absence on my part. It was a Sunday afternoon and the