the ultimate strip club list

October 11, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 284

This is the worst club I have ever been to. I visited on a Saturday night at

The rule of thirds. 1/3 nasty, 1/3 OK, and 1/3 fairly hot. Most only spoke

Finally made it to Cafe Cleo. I went in the afternoon. It is very dark with

After 13 years I finally made it back to canada. I was pleasantly suprised

On a weekend night the girls were absolutely HORRIBLE (1-4's). I can deal with

As with the previous reviews, YMMV. This club is one of the skankiest looking

Returned to Cleopatre after 6 months. Saw Roxanne again. She is a no-hurry,

Made my winter trip thru the great white north. Visited Cleo on a thurs during

Skanky, dirty, hole-in-the-wall club. A fat girl sat on my friend's lap and

Cleopatre has a funny hold on me. I must admit that the ladies here aren't the

While the eye candy is not always the best, there is often that rare gem to

I was there on a Monday afternoon. This is the dirtiest club I visited -

Let me begin by thanking the Montreal Casino for funding my many stops in the

This is an ok club, with more contact than most in Montreal, I am told. It is

First visit to canada, I didnt know they didnt have 1$ bills and tipping at the

No cover, just tip the doorman on the way in. This is by far the smokiest

As with the other posts this is a small dark smokey sleazy kind of place. I was

I visited on both an evening and an afternoon. The description given earlier

Decided to take in some comedy at the Juste Pour Rire Festival…and to check out

This club is hit or miss. Contact is the best around. The quality of girls

Hard to rate really with this club. The place is a little seedy, kinda run

Went to Cafe Cleopatre a 1:00am on a tuesday morning.
There were only 3 girls,

Cafe Cleopatra (CC). I went to this club three times and spent a total of 5

I know this club gets alot of mixed reviews, but I always stop her when in

i always stop in here. cleos is good for mileage short of FS and thats always

It basically looks like a dive bar with one big stage in the middle and very

Last review was dead on. Came into this place on a Tuesday night. Not a lot

Went to Cleo's last weekend. What can I say, this place is a dive. But in a

On the final night of the Jazz Festival with thousands of people crowding the

I agree with the other reviews here. This is one place where you can touch

cleos was the first hit for the montreal weekend.
nothing new there. Maybe 15

About one year ago, saw a lovely EE called Breda (sp?). Nice warm dances,

I like this club. Most of the women are "average" looking, but I have had more

Had to get out of the cold! Decided to check out Cafe Cleopatra. THe first

Stopped in on a relatively quiet Monday night. While many of the dancers were

This is a stallwart place in Montreal. I had a return visit here ( I come

This place is among the better places on the island.

While my last visit

I love this place. I know it is damn seedy and smelly and smoky but u can't