the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

I was not at the Admiral for very long but can give some general impressions.

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I visited this club and thought it was a 5, average. The club layout is

Not bad, but far from good. If you are interested in a "look only" place with

Stopped in last night for the first time in awhile.
There was a girl there

I have been to The Admiral several times. The Admiral is a nice club but it is

Classy Strip club, real nice place to stop and unwind. The stage shows are

I'll be honest - I think this club is overrated by many. The women are


We were in Chicago on business and decided to check out the local strip club

Well maintained,, clean. Arranged almost like a playhouse with the stage in

Of all the clubs I've been to, this one rates right up there with the best.

I went on a Friday night with some friends for a bachelor party. Overpriced,

This club was fantastic, i couldnt believe an 18 and over club could hit all

In all honesty it’s very hard not to like the Admiral. The admiral theatre is

This is far from a Tampa Club but if your in Chicago your choices are very

Visited this club while on a business trip to Chicago. If you're looking for an

This club is stunning and didn't remind me at all of a strip club. There is no

Visited on a Wednesday night, and there were about 10 girls there. $20

Hadn't been here in a while and I wasn't disappointed with the return. This

This was obviously a "grand" theater in its day, but has been converted to a

Having made it in minutes before the discounted admission ran out, I found

This club is in Chicago and they have an ordanance with nude clubs. The club

I have never really liked this place but went recently - nothing has changed.

Went here on a Tuesday night to check it out. It's located in an urban setting

Went here on a recent trip to Chicago after a local said it was the best club

Only a mediocre value --$10 nude dances offset by an otrageous $25 cover. No

I've gone to the Admiral about 5 times. Overall, most of the strippers are

Went here on Wednesday night. This place is completely overpriced. $5 plus

Wow, while a 5 may be a mid-level score, this was really a disappointment. I

The Admiral is a joke. Would not even rate it in the top 100. Have attended

Given the choices available in Daley's Chicago, the Admiral rates well, but

hit this place up at 1am and was suprised at the girl to guy ratio, there was

The Admiral Theater is probably the best place to see a LOT of women,

Was in town and my client suggested we check out the Admiral on a chilly

Brought some strip club first timers here and they really enjoyed themselves.

Been there twice, with my wife. Good time each night, but a real good time the

I visited this club a couple times last year, and it is O.K. at best. There is

went in here a couple of weeks ago on a monday night. it was not all that

The Admiral used to be a fabulous club, definitely one of the best in the

Admiral Theatre gone through many changes over the years with its remodeling,

I was there Sunday night, and not crowded, which was good. About 8 girls

The girls at the Admiral Theater are pretty hot and varied. All sorts of

Visited this club while in town for a bachelor party on Saturday night, June 2.

I visited this club a while ago and I believe a lot of things are still the

Not the place it was in the early 90's but still fun. Definately the best

They have some of the best looking girls I have seen at any club. It is almost

Unfortunately, I decided to make a stop here again. It was a thursday night,

I have not been to the Admiral Theater in several years so I decided to give it

I was in Chicago on business, and I found my way to this club. There were many

I was back in Chicago and was able to hit The Admiral over a weekend. Much

I was in Chicago on business last week and my customer wanted to go here. Let

As you enter the club, there is a main stage which is T-Shaped. There are

The Admiral, what can i say about the Admiral. The girls seemed sad, the music

I went to the Admiral on a Monday night while attending a seminar out at the

As a Chicago boy, I know what most visiting guys do not. Stay away! Unless

I've come to this club on and off over the years, and some things have changed.

This club is worth a visit if you're in the Chicago area. General ambience is

Paid the old Admiral a visit Thursday night, had been quite a while since my

I've been coming to this club more frequently recently. Unfortunately, the

Haven't been here in a long time. The cover charge / 2 soft drink minimum was

While it is not known for any extra curricular activities, just to look at some

This is one of the best full nude strip clubs in the Chicago area in my

I knowlingy returned to the admiral club even though it is known for it's no

Stopped in on a Wednesday with a buddy of mine after a meeting. I've been

I was in Chicago and everyone kept talking about the Admiral's Theatre so I