the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

Just a quick note on the decline of western civilization. This club used to be

The mothership of Portland strip clubs. 50 beers on tap, 4 stages, the

Hottest girls....and decent mileage for portland....Lets face it, its not ricks

Had to spend some time in Portland and had a free afternoon. So decided to

The Acropolis is a fun, laid back place. I was recently there and saw lots of

Still the best club in Portland. Last Saturday afternoon, six girls were

Still a great place to grab a brew, have an inexpensive steak dinner and watch

Well, I think you have to be careful when rating Oregon strip clubs. You will

I dont know how I have missed this place for so long. My visit was early

The "crop" has had a few ups and downs as far as talent goes, but my last visit

I wanted to stop into a club at lunchtime and went to Dolphin 1, which is my

I have now visited this place about 5 times and continue to be impressed. There

This is the best place in Portland area in my opinion. I've been there at 11:00

I stopped in here early on a Saturday evening, around 6pm. The place filled up

Acropolis was one of the first strip clubs I visited in Portland. It isn't the

Every time I come to Portland this place is on my list of things to do.

This is agreat little club for looking. Not high class by any means, kind of a

A great place to spend part of an afternoon. Great food, salad bar, $2

The steak here is excellent and reasonably priced. There is this heavily

First time at this club. There are more "stages" here than most clubs I've

A group of friends (ladies & gents) went for a tour, included Acropolis as one

This is an interesting setting after going to clubs elsewhere in the US. It's

This club looks like a hole from the outside and is not the best looking on the

Here early on a Sunday night. The front parking lot was fairly full. Once

Went to the Crop on a recent Friday evening at about 7 pm. Mixed crowd, fairly

Interesting little place. It was kind of like a cafe with a bar and a couple

I live in San Diego, but every time i visit Portland, i MUST visit the

This place looks more like a neighborhood biker 'hang out after work' bar than

Here on a Thursday night and the place is pretty busy. Three stages in use all

On first sight, you may wonder how this club could rate and 8 from anyone. The

Went there and saw Aine, this tattooed dancer...one of the hottest there. This

Stopped in on a recent Saturday afternoon. Usually you can count on the 'Crop

This is one of the best clubs in portland and it is crowded most of the time.

All things considered, this is a decent place as far as Portland standards are

Here on a Sunday night. Busy but not packed. Two stages in use with 4 dancers

This place gets a -0- for decor and a six for dancers, for an average of three.

I went to this club a couple of weeks ago on a Friday night, and it was hoppin!

This continues to be one of the better places in Portland, actually all of

Acropolis is like most of the Portland clubs in the afternoon. They have 3-5

This is a great place to have a beer after work. While the building looks like

Portland clubs during the day time seem a bit bland, with diluted talent. But

Stopped in Saturday around 3. The building is a bizarre white and blue striped

Went in on a Wednesday night not expecting much to be going on. Pleasantly

I stopped by the Acropolis about 8:30 AM on a Thursday to try their $5 steak

Here on two different Monday nights. What a difference. Same 4 dancers both

Easily one of the best clubs in Portland. The dancers are of top quality, be

I live a half-mile from the Acropolis so it's difficult to resist dropping in.

I've been to the A-Crop both during the day and at night, though more often to

Good sized club, but not that many dancers. Same girls rotated on multiple

Spent the week down in Oregon. On the way through Portland was able to re-find

Had a great time at the Acropolis tonight. From outside, there is no indication

First time that I have been here for lunch. No cover was collected. Two stages

I had been to this place a few years back and liked it. From the outside, it

This club definitely has more of a working-man, biker, or fringe-element feel

Came back here last Thursday after an absence of about 4 years. Glad to see

The Acropolis is a must-see stripclub. While I'd like to start off with how

This has always been a reasonable place to hang out, have a few beers (good

There are a lot of hot girls here, especially on a Friday or Saturday night.

The Acropolis is a mixed bag, with just about everything that's good and bad

Haven't been here in awhile and was pleasantly surprised. It was an early

Went there on a Friday night, very fun and laidback place. This is the first

Went in on a recent Saturday in the late afternoon. This club can have very

The time of day can have a lot of effect on a strip club's rating. I was very

What makes a club your favorite is very much a matter of personal taste. But

Went to this club on a Friday night. $10 cover charge. Went inside and found

I hadn't been to Acropolis for about 6 months so I dropped by last week in the

This is a very good place to go for lunch, dinner, or meal at any time while

Very well known place in the area. Food is ok, good for what you pay. Cover is

Had not visited in many months but heard that one of my ART Deidra was now

Some of my friends think this is the greatest club, so I decided to try on a

Ugh. This place is no longer worth the trouble. It's filthy, the place is

I was at the Acropolis over the weekend along with a bunch of friends. The

For what it is, it isn't bad. In Portland you can't expect much at all.

The decore is a bit divey. 3 stages usually manned (or should I say

As a Seattle native, I wasn't really sure what to expect of the Portland strip

Went down to Portland for the Tonya Harding rock opera. Finding ourselves with

This place has its pros and cons for sure. Easy to find. Food's better than

The Acrop is a local legend thanks to the fact that you can eat a tasty, cheap

Acropolis is a legend in the Portland area. Great food, a great value indeed,

Went there for lunch with some coworkers. I have to admit that eating lunch

I don't know what the hype is about this place. I'm sure 30 years ago it was

May be the best food value at a club in portland. Outside is a bit run down