September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250
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Strip Clubs in Kenosha, Wisconsin

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1.Texas Jay's
262-857-3876
9001 120th Ave
Kenosha, Wisconsin 53158
708/27/08VIP Only.   Join NowTopless
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THIS PLACE IS DEAD!!!! Don't waste your time by heading over to Texas Jays.

The club is just off of I-94N and the blue building that it's in can easily been seen from the interstate.

I showed up to the club on an apparently dead night. There were maybe 4 girls at the club and the best looking was a 3, maybe 4 on a good day. The girls get topless on stage (2 song sets, 2nd song topless), but because there are many working, it's a pretty long time between girls.

Each girl came around to hit me up for a tip after their dance, but none sat down with me at all. I would have tried a private dance (heck, I was there already), but since nobody took the effort to come over, I just left a disappointed man.

I was in the area and decided to check this place out. All the other reviews are dead on. This is one of the worst clubs you can ever have the misfortune of stepping into. There were about five dancers there and one customer. Regardless, I had to pay a five dollar cover charge. All the girls were chatting until I walked in the door. Once I stepped in they started the rotation. Since I was one of only two guys there they all came up asking for a tip. I felt bad for two, so I gave them each a buck. A huge whale came up asking for a tip and I said I was out. Why am I paying a buck to see your flab shake? Four of the dancers were white while one was black. The black girl, though not the best looking, was thin and decided to sit down with me and chat about her kids. Fortunately the rest left me alone since she was with me. Never asked about private dances since I would never even buy one of the girls a glass of water. After awhile she had to get up to get something and assured me she'd be back. Once she disappeared into the back I saw my chance. I quickly chugged down my beer and began to head for the door. One girl actually tried to stop me by asking if I wanted to sit down, talk and buy her a drink. I said "sure" and that "I had to get my card from the car". I got in and headed towards On the Border.

I'd never stopped here before although I've driven past it many times. It was about 2pm on a Monday. The bar maid hit me up for a $5 cover charge and barked out an order to one on the dancers that she was up. There were three dancers. I don't think there was any stage show before I arrived. I was the fourth man in the club so maybe they need four customers before they have to dance.
The two girls I watched dance were okay but nothing great. One had too many tattoos and the other was overweight, although she knew how to show off her best asset. I tried to tip by putting the dollar in my mouth and putting it between her tits but she told me there's no touching allowed. I asked if it's any different in the private dance area. She said no. No touching in there either. She called it a "Table Dance" and I think it cost $20. I did not try it.
I would not come back here. I guess the club details should be changed to show a daytime cover charge of five bucks but I don't think it matters because not may tuclers will be attracted to this place given the reviews I've read. I don't recommend it.

Unfortunatly I returned to texas jays. I came just to see some tits and ass on stage and to have a couple beers. With only 3 dancers there, 2 were alright, and 1 was gross. This place is the same as a year ago, no other customers, expensive drinks, weak air dances, etc... I did get a dance however, knowing that it was going to be awful, but I just wanted to see if anything was different. The dance was all air, a short song, and the girl didnt even brush up against me. I hate this place, but I drive by it often, so maybe in another year I'll see if it has changed.

this has to be one of the worst stip clubs in the United States, it would be very hard to find anything worse especially if you love strip clubs as much as I do. Strung out, ugly, pathetic girls and they can not get close to the customers in the so called VIP room. Not even a nice place to stop for a beer and enjoy the stage show because of the lack of talent and the deplorable nature of the club. If there was a no star rating, this place would definitely get it. head up north a few miles to On The Border for some much better women and entertainment!

This place is right off of 94 and looks like a country western bar. When you go in there is one stage and usually 5-6 girls sitting around. It seems like there are some regulars here that the girls spend most of their time with. Of the six girls there was 1-2 that were around a 7 or 8 and worth getting a dance from. The dances are $20 and a total waste because it is 100% air. There is not much up in this area and this place definatley doesn't deliver.

This place is a total downer. It looks like a crappy bar, maybe 6 girls at most during the night. All the girls bother you to buy them $8 shots, and then nag you for a private dance. The dances are $20, with absolutely no contact whatsoever. Its cheap to get in, but the alcohol and dances are expensive. The looks of the girls were from 5-7. I would stay away from this place.

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