the ultimate strip club list

October 12, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 285

Stopped in about 6 pm and paid a $3 cover to get in. A true hole in the wall. There was one butch bitch on stage that was more concerned with the other dancers than the few guys in the place. There was one hot lady (about an 8+) but she was leaving so I never saw her dance. When the dyke got off stage, nobody else came on. I had just paid $3 to get in and $4 for a beer and the 4-5 girls that were there didn't make any attempt to dance or entertain at all. I bought one cute blonde a shot of tequila for $4 thinking she might show me something and she immediately defaulted to trying to hustle me into a $40 dollar private dance or a $140 dollar "time I would never forget". But she wouldn't promise me anything as more specific. I was just passing through, but if I pass through again I will be looking for something better than this dive.

If you are a strip club connoisseur and you are driving by Weirton, WV then you have to get off at the Weirton exit. This is a seedy little town with one big steel mill and lot of little strip clubs. I have been to several of them, but none of them match the action at the Hurricane club.

If you are into fancy smansy clubs then this is not the place for you. What you see on the outside is pretty much what you see on the inside also. This is one of those great little hole in the wall bars converted to a strip club. The bathroom doesn't even have a door on it and there are no paper towels. However you will find a nicely stocked condom machine on the wall - the true sign of a high mileage club.

This is pretty much an anything goes type of club. The girls range from very hot 8's to butt ugly 1's. so there is something for everyone. They have an afternoon matinee from 3 - 7. If you go there too early then you will only have maybe two girls to choose from. I hit there about 6 pm and there were 3 girls there, and two of them were pretty hot and very ready to please.

Lap dances were two for $ 40.00 but I am not sure anyone really paid attention to the song count once you got into the booth. Lap dances were done in small rooms with a
dark curtain so privacy was very good and no cameras or bouncer watching over you. As I said pretty much anything goes.

They did have the champagne room options which were done downstairs in very private rooms also. They had varying rates for different times but I believe that 1/2 hr
was $ 140.00 Again no one was watching the clock or counting songs.

I am rating this club very high because this could be the most high mileage club east of the Mississippi. The only thing that would make this a 10 is if the quality of the girls was a tiny bit higher. Anyone who likes high mileage clubs would love this place.



Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon about 5 pm. There was no cover and the beer was only a dollar. The cute, young, blonde bartender said that price was good until 9 pm. The girl dancing was a good 35# overweight and not so hot. The next one was even bigger. They did show all, but neither got naked (to cover up their extra baggage). The next girl was pretty hot but not nearly as friendly. Tipped her a few bucks and she took the money and went on to her regulars that were tipping a dollar. So I left and went a block away to check out Hurricanes (big mistake - see review).

Came back after one beer and they had one more cute girl dancing but then back to the two big girls. The big girls were friendly, but the cute ones were pretty stuck on themselves. The price was good, but overall I wouldn't go out of my way to go back. I was just passing through on this visit, and that's the only way I'd go back.

Stopped by on a Thursday night. About 20 dancers were working, all of them very attractive. This was my first time here and I was very impressed. Great service by bartenders and waitresses. My waitress even gave me some 2 for 1 lap dances! I didn't have the guts to try a VIP dance with anyone. I wasn't sure if extras were included or if all of the girls, some of the girls, or none of the girls did extras in VIP. Does anyone know? I wish their website would show up-to-date pictures.

I stopped in for the first time since September. At just after 10:00 PM it was packed. About 20 girls were on the dace schedule I noticed as I said hello to the DJ. It was so busy I decided to head down stairs and get a drink from the lower bar, good choice. It was not that crowded down there and got a drink right away. I chatted with the bartender while watching the bowl game that was on that night. The ladies come down to give the private dance and several came over and we would talked a bit. One that came by, wish I could remember her name, in this pink chaps and cowgirl outfit that was really hot. But then she went up stairs and shortly after the game ended I also went up stairs. It was still quite busy.
All of a sudden it was like old home week. Ladies I had not see months all came over to talk. the hottie' from down stairs had changed into a body fishnet kind of outfit that really did nothing for me. But I still managed to get a few good lap dances from Cream and Mocha. One of the best nights I have had there in a long time. But I should have checked the calendar as Saturday night was the Nude Christmas party. May have to stop in again tonight?

Stopped at the club about 4:30. A man stopped me at the door to tell me there was no cover. Took a seat at the bar and had a beer. A tall woman, advanced in years and covered with tattoos, was dancing on stage, soon to be relieved by another lackluster talent. After the girls finish their set, they dance on the bar for tips. Nothing really negative to say about it (kind of a scary neighborhood), but by and large, the kind of place that makes me wonder why I go to strip clubs. Gave them a four because it rhymes with bore.

Stopped in early Friday night and the place was doing so,so. Shortly a lot of girls from the late shift started arriving. The place started to really pick in both hot women and great atmosphere. By 11:00 the place was really just a fun place to be. I enjoyed a couple of 2-for-1's that they offered through out the night. Cherry was one of the new girls and she is a little bit shy on stage but gave a great lap dance with a lot of contact. Mocha is always such a great time and can usually hold her own in the conversation department (yes it sometimes is interesting to talk something other then ...). I would recommend either of these two women.

I went to this club all the way from Pittsburgh...Surprise...most of the girls were super friendly and staff was pretty nice too...this is is not one of the club where girls talk to only locals or keep on asking u for a dance every 10 seconds...VIP room ($110 for 15 minutes) is pretty reasonable and a real bang for your bucks...

I had not been down to the club since the beginning of the year so I decided to drop by last Saturday night. I am not sure if it was because of the final for but the place was not crowded. Even though Tony (the manager) had the game on the big flat screens behind the bar. Lower rating is due to the lack of energy in the club this night.
The women working that night were mainly staying in the dressing room (early on) until they had to dance on stage and then maybe pick up a lap dance after they were done. This was due to the lack of customers and they were only performing one lady on stage at one time. I thought things would improve after the game was over and it did pick up some.
As mentioned here, the club is in real good shape and the improvements to the casual area downstairs is great if you want to spend some more time with a young lady after a VIP room (and she is not husseling back up stairs). On nights like this one, when the ladies are bored because lack of customers, the ladies do not want to sit in the dressing room on hard chairs when they could be downstairs sitting on some nice cushy leather love seats and chairs having a couple of drinks. I had a good time down there, but not as good as a VIP room.

I had the opportunity to stop by here last week while in the area for a wedding. The main area of the club is smaller then expected with the stage and bar taking up most of the room. There were plenty of seats at the stage and I was able to enjoy front row seating for 5-6 dancers before I got tired of giving them all my money and moved to an area further away from the stage. Quality of dancers ranged from about a 4 all the way up to one girl that was an honest 9/10. Bouncer was very helpful letting me know what went on in the downstairs private rooms and what girls were most friendly. Dance prices were .2 for a lapdance 1.5 for half hour private room. The private room included a drink for you and the dancer. Went for the private dance and it was everything the bouncer assured me it would be - I left very satisfied. The private room was a small room with mirrors and a couch. Bouncer never came in just knocked and yelled in when time was up. The dance was definately hands on as I was allowed to wonder everywhere.
Only complaints about this club are that parking is very limited so be prepared to park on a side street and walk. Also, while some of the dancers were hot there was too many in the not-so-hot catagory that harrassed me for money and dances. All in all, if I'm in the area again I'll go back.

This club continues to provide the best entertainment in the WV panhandle. Half the roster of dancers seems to change every couple of months. The trend lately has been to newer and younger girls. They post a schedule on the web site, but it is a wish list for the manager who hopes they all come in. Some of the dancers know how to work a room and generate interest in dances. Others sit with regulars and drink if they are old enough. The place does get crowded on the weekends and moving around can be troublesome. The last seats taken are almost always the ones at the stage. The better dancers will draw guys to the stage, but the usually leave when the next girls starts. Private dances depend entirely on your choice of dancer and I've been told that cameras where installed in the rooms.

Like all of the WV panhandle clubs, this one has seen its better days. Most of the good looking dancers have left and the majority that remain should have quit a few years ago or should not even be dancing. A lot probably has to do with the cut backs at the mill. Weirton is a highly depressed area.

Went to the four-year celebration at this club. The owner had a buffet laid out and was offering drink specials. The number of new ladies was unbelievable. Tony the owner has tried to keep up the web site up to date with the ladies that will be there each night. Well that has gone by the wayside because he has so many girls just showing up to work because it is such a fun place to work for them.

If you have not stopped by recently you really owe it to yourself to do so. The down stairs VIP has really been fixed to be just like a great living room. Good leather couches and loveseats, coffee tables, the works. And the bar is open downstairs as well.

Stopped in to the new upstairs club last weekend. Wow have they done a nice job on the bar. I concur with the previous reviewer that lack of tables and sitting space is a bit of a downer for the new club. But I did not see any one complaining about it with all the lovely ladies inter-mingling while you were standing. I disagree with previous reviewer in that the dancers get tired of waiting and hop on the bar. A couple of the ladies I talked to mentioned that they get as many dances from dancing on the bar as when they dance on stage.
They had a lot of new lovely ladies working that night and one that was just as hot as the dog days of summer, Unique. Her outfits were cute and sexy. Her dances on stage were only surpassed by the private ones down stairs. If your in the area it is definitely worth checking out .


The main club has moved upstairs to a new area. Entrance is now on Main street and now down the stairs. You enter into a corner of the club with the bar along the right hand wall. The bar is about 35 ft long leaving a small area at each end for entering the bar and a hallway to stairs to the old bar at the other end. Stage is oppiste of the bar and elevated about 3 feet. Stairs to the stage are behind partion walls on both sides with the stage entrance in the center. There is a small stage to the left of the main stage and the DJ booth is to the right of the stage. Hallway before the booth leads to the restrooms. The quality of the dancers is still above average with a few high quality girls and some next door types. Private dances are still downstairs in the same area. Additinal private rooms are planned for the area of the old second stage. Cost of dances has not changed, but they did do away with the 20 minute private. My biggest complaint is the lack of tables in the new area. Seating is at the bar, along the stage and on a few overstuffed sofas and a chair. Groups of people have no way to sit togeather and tend to just stand as a group, blocking the view from anywhere but the stage. There is no chance to sit and talk to the dancers before deciding on a private dance. Overall, the club can be a source of good times in a relaxed comfortable atmosphere. Did I mention some dancers get tired of waiting and will just hop up on the bar and dance for you there?

Stopped in for a pre-New Years eve promotion they were having. Seems that several of the lady’s from other clubs have found their way down to Rumors. They are near completion of some new Jacuzzi rooms upstairs and the VIP rooms downstairs are already complete. In talking to a couple of the gals that were there, the manager is a fairly nice guy to work for, as compared to other clubs. When I got there about 10:00 it was not too busy. But by midnight the place was really jumping and they had both stages going. Everyone was having a good time. Highly recommend you stop in if your are in the neighborhood.

They have tried to make the club look better over the last time I was there. The "trip down the stairs" is a little better now. No bright paint and the stairs is now carpeted. There are also several new ladies that have brightened up the place. The only drawback I can tell is that the old bartender is gone and the new one does not have very much experience. But overall well worth stopping in to have an enjoyable evening.

Don't let the creepy descent into this basement stripclub frighten you away. This club has a very positive vibe. Excellent sound and lighting and great music. 10 to 15 entertainers nightly. 50% of them are highly attractive. The other 50%...well...not so much. Lap dances have good contact and are available for the standard $20 per song (they occasionally run 2 for 1 specials). Four comfortable champagne rooms are available - $90 for 15 minutes, $130 for 30 minutes. Cover is $5. Beer is a very reasonable $3. Staff and ownership are extremely friendly. Waitresses are great, but service at the bar can be slow. Look for Samantha, Veronika, Stevie, Charlie, and Nina.