the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Wow have things changed. I was in a week ago and I am not sure I will go back. It would seem that the last set of raids by the feds may have delivered a death blow to this club. The VIP booths are not facing the front of the club and there are two managers on shift now. One manager walks around to each of the booths during each of the songs. I bought a couple of dances to see what was up and had one of the dancers yelled at for dancing too close to me. She was not even in contact with me. She told me that there are some of the dancers that offer more mileage, but nothing compared to what it was a few weeks ago. I was told that about the most any of the dancers will do anymore is done through pants.

I had been a fairly regular customer at this club since Dec/2005. Things have really gone down the drain here since the raids.

This club used to be mileage central for Washington (HJ/BJ/FS you name it).

Now it's mostly just rather low contact dances.

The management has to keep a very close eye on things here. Good luck even touching a breast.

Also the place is just plain dirty and, worse yet it smells bad (mildew). Usually the washrooms are out of paper towel. If you tell the management they don't even care enough to fix it.

Since the raid, it seems the girls have decided that since they can't do extras to make money, they need to up their ROBery. Carefully count how many dances you get (or better yet make that number zero) and don't pay them more than $20/song even though they will try and tell you after the fact that they cost more.

It's really a very sorry site now. There are still some hot girls: For example Juicy, Dillon (unfortunately their looks come with way too much attitude, and dances are necessarily crappy).

Most girls, however, are not that good looking and you wonder why they are strippers at all.

One very nice girl, who can still give a good grind (try the front booths, not the VIP) is Vixen.

This club is just memories of a good thing lost now.

Depressing... no action available, a stark contrast compared to the pre-raid/investigation state.

Many of the hotter dancers seem to have left, the ones that remain are just trying to survive. I have a feeling the clock is running out on this place.

There was almost a 1:1 dancer to guy ratio tonight. Walked in around 11pm, tough to find an empty seat. Found a smokin' hot (9ish) dancer right off the bat. As mentioned in a previous post, the honey-handshake is still available for $50. Best $ I've spent in awhile, most dancers won't usually speak Russian! From our conversation, I gathered that FS was probably availble in the VIP section prior to the raids.
Overall, majority of the girls were 6s-9s. This, like most other Seattle area clubs, is a juice bar. Private dances were $20 and there were lines for them. Lots of contact even from the "normal" lap dances.
The comments about this place being dingy are a little off the mark. The way I see it, there are clubs with silicone in abundance and anti-microbial tables; and there are "normal" clubs with intentionally dark lighting, the girl next door, and often extras. Silicone is great if you are in Vegas but rarely is it as rewarding as dark lighting.

This was one of the Seattle area clubs recently raided, not just because of sexual activities but because of the owner's involvement in all sorts of tax evasion, money laundering, and possibly murder (search seattle times if interested). So, I am not sure what is happening there now but my visit was in mid May.

First, from a vibe and location standpoint, Rick's is much better. Honey's is way north of Seattle on a depressing and run down stretch of the commercial corridor, highway 99. It took me forever to find a bank to get cash and when I pulled up to the club, there were some really trashy looking strippers sitting outside smoking. The building looks gross, the sign is one step up from handmade, and there was an older dude popping wheelies in the parking lot that this club shares with an abandoned building that looks like it used to be a motel. None of this really matters to actual reason we visit strip clubs which is to hang out with hot naked chicks but I gotta say that the first impression was a major turnoff considering the money I was prepared to spend.

Inside it looks like how you would construct a generic strip club set for a movie if you had just one hour and a few hundred $ to buy stuff. A square room with some rickety tables and a stage, no attention to any kind of detail whatsoever. I've been to my share of strip clubs and while I usually like offbeat hole in the wall type places, I'd never felt like I was somewhere so lame and uninspired as Honey's in Everett. The vibe was the same: very sedate atmosphere, girls were almost all on the ugly side and very persistent in asking for dances over and over again even if I had politely declined just a few minutes before. Finally spotted one I could get into, a very slim white brunette who looked and acted like she was barely out of high school initially but looked trashier and older once we sat down in the private dance section and I got a better look.

She started a $30 dance and immediately said "$50 if you want a hj." Didn't feel like negotiating, just wanted to pop & go so did a 50 on the second song. She pulled me out, wrapped her little hand around it, and pounded like a jackhammer! Nothing erotic or sexy about it but it was all I really needed given that I didn't like the club and there was nobody else I wanted a dance from. Finished, paid, left.

A little less fun than my previous visits. Busier in the evening than my usual day-shift visits. Dancers ranged from 3 to 9, mostly 6 and 7s.

For some reasons, the dancers I wasn't interested in were most aggressive in asking for dances. Others, whom I was interested in, either worked the other side of the floor, or sat in the back talking to other dances. I don't understand that.

Good grindage and access, but none of the "Honey's handshakes" that I've enjoyed in the past. I'm curious whether the dayshifts are still as high mileage as they used to be.

Finally, the place is still filthy. Don't drop anything valuable enough to justify getting on hands and knees to look for, especially in the VIP area.

During the past month, been here during both daytime and nighttime hours. Have not seem my favorite day dancer for quite a while... bummer. While there are a couple others that are good, that particular dancer had the total package, looks, body, and mileage. The night visit was to sample a few different dances looking for one that could be a regular but did not find all three things i was looking for all in one dancer

Dropped in the early afternoon on a Saturday. I didn't plan on spending a lot, just had time to kill. I'm guessing the police are still keeping a close eye on this club, as I noticed the manager actually get up and check out the VIP every so often. I sure hope it doesn't turn into Ricks where the manager walks through the VIP every single song.
Overall, the dancers looked bored and tired. I guess if I were to wait a few hours, the night shift would roll in, where the energy of the club would go through the roof. I got a dance with a slender brunette who shall remain nameless, but she has a particular taste in her music. She charges a lot for her dances, but they're awesome.

Not many of the girls are hot during these nights. But there are a few gems. I found a few and had a good chat and dance with both. When a girl comes up to you and grabs your crotch, you pretty much know what to expect in a dance.

The first dancer was awesome. We had good conversation and I negotiated down to $20. She was pretty turned on during the dance and asked if she could give me a HJ. And get this, no extra fee, still just $20! She wanted to go further and even asked for sex, but I have my limits and had to decline. Can't believe it was offered with no extra charge. Unbelievable.

Next dance was additionally hot. Watching girls cum turns me on. The next girl let me touch her kitty and I seemed to surprise her. She had a nervous smile, saying things like "you've had practice didn't you" and "I'm impressed." About half way through the 3rd dance she was clearly cumming, all wet and hot and moaning and pulling her body against mine. She even french kissed me. I loved it. I wonder if she'll give me a discount next time. LOL

Saturdays were usually good for me - this time, it was pretty quiet and most of the regulars were there. Several of the "experienced" girls were doing some VIP work, but overall it was pretty tame. Recent LE activity has slowed things down a bit.

Would recommend waiting for awhile before trying again. Honey's needs some new blood...if Ashley is not there there is no one under 35 in the whole place.

Had a chance to visit Honeys on a recent trip to Washington. I had been there a few times before so I had fairly High expectations. This time the let me down. of the 12 girls workin on this monday night there was only one in the 7-8 range. The rest were lower. I got a dance from a tall blonde with a pebbles flintstone type pony tail but it was less than remarkable. Her talk was much better than her dance. Maybe the raids lately have sent some of the better talent elsewhere. I will have to give them a try on my next visit though based on my previous visits.

I popped in two weeks ago. Seems they had some visitors the week before and a couple of the long term girls told me that everyone was on edge. I would agree. Not relaxed at all. I had a few dances mostly just to catch up on the latest from girls I know well. Very tame day for what is otherwise a pretty fun place. This place is a rare find in general for those who have never been there. Pretty rowdy at nite I hear but the daytime is always worth a visit.

I got there around 11:30 in the morning. One other customer, 4 serving staff and three dancers. 2 other ladies were soliciting private dances but were not doing and stage work. The ladies were doing 2 song sets with a single break song after the three dancers cycled through. Around 12:00 more ladies arrived and began dancing. There were never more than five customers there during my visit. Ashley's stage performance was a good as I have ever seen. Too bad she was so full of herself when she offered a table dance. A total turn off. She would not even quote the standard price ranges.
None of my regulars were there. It seems Bridgette has moved on and the others were either coming in later or not working. I usually like MILFs but I tried a hot 24 year old. We had to bargain a bit and I had to convince her I am a regular. Once that uncomfortable chore was accomplished, I had a nice VIP session within my budget and left. It would be nice if the place was updated some.

Honey's is sweet. Been there a few times. Nice and beautiful girls, not pushy. You will enjoy the VIP room. Dances are usually $20 - #30. Your head will spin with all the beauty around. Some will just sit for a chat for 10 minutes or more. Easy going / lay back. The place is sometimes a bit cold early in the day if the air conditioning isn't turned off from the evening before when it was loaded with hot bodies. The place could be a little cleaner, but at least they have hot water for washup.

I dropped in to Honeys last Tuesday at about 2PM. Ten bucks to get in and five for the soda. I wasn't really thrilled with Honeys the last time I was there but things have improved (or maybe I just tried the right lady.). I heard that there had recently been a couple of the ladies arrested for prostitution but I don't hit the clubs for full service. I watched several dances which were not all that great. The ladies were 5-6 and the songs are very short. After each song, the lady would ask me if I wanted a dance. I did not. Then I was approached by Carissa. She had not danced but she was definately hot looking. I agreed to a $50 VIP dance. We chatted a bit while waiting for the next song. The VIP area is very dark but I could see enough. Great dance and I learned about the Honeys "handshake". I will definately repeat if Carissa is around.

Stopped in, Wed. Afternoon around 2 or so. As usual, high mileage and extras are standard for most of the dancers. 2 or 3 out of the 8 working were 8's, no nines or tens. expect to pay 40-50 per song for extras. LE visit around 3, word spread quickly as they get the same 2 visitors on a regular basis, girls didn't sweat it much, just played cool for a few minutes. All in all, not too bad for a Wed. afternoon.

The last few times I have been in, this club has been insane. The milage is off the chart. The nights when the guy manager is on duty seem to be even more so. I have had just about every girl working the floor offer a "Honey's handshake" and about half offer more. It seems that as the LE activity has increased at the other clubs, the girls have all found there way here. The looks may not be as high as some of the other clubs and the club itself is a little on the run down side, but the perks are there. The VIP area can be crowded at times, but most of the girls are content to stand with you and wait for a booth to open up. Just look before you sit down. This goes double for the last couple of booths.

Over the past couple months, been to Honeys a few times. This used to be my least favorite of the Talents West clubs but has now become the only club I visit. Much better ratio of hwp dancers than in the past. If TW would take care of this club like they do with Ricks, it would be just as popular, if not more. Maybe because it's smaller and draws a less diverse clientele plays a factor in their decision, but IMO the customers will go to wherever they feel they are getting their moneys worth regardless of the extra distance it takes to get there.

I visit the Seattle about one or twice a year and I usually try to visit Ricks or Honeys. For the past year or so, Honeys has been the best. I stopped by in the afternoon and I had a good time but there weren't any real knockouts on the schedule, mostly 5 - 7. I went back the next evening and there were some real gems. I had a great time in the back with Paige and she would have definitely finished me for the night but I wanted to spend some more time. Later I had a great time with a beautiful young dark girl. I think her name was Carmen. She was not only good looking but she had an outstanding attitude and was a lot of fun. I left very happy and I hope she is around the next time I visit Honeys.

I called Honeys during the night shift last week to see if a specific dancer was working. The woman who answered told me that they don't give out that information in order to protect the dancer. I called the next day during the day shift and the woman who answered the phone told me who was dancing and was very nice about it. In any case, I did not go in during the evening because I don't want to waste a trip.
I did go in during the day last week. My usual friends were not in because I got there around 5:30 instead of noon. I tried a new lady, I could not understand her when she told me her name. She is white, lean, 30's (at least) dark hair. Her approach was open and friendly. We negotiated and headed to the VIP. I got what I wanted at the price I could afford. She said she was feeling generous because it was her birthday. I think she was generous because it was very slow. I only saw four other guys there the whole time I was there and nobody else in the VIP. I wish the mgmt would clean the VIP room or get a new rug.

Pretty average Honey's visit. Weekday night last week had several girls working but none were all that great. One nice brunette (named Cheyenne or Shine or something like that). She had a nice bod but avg face and she gave me decent mileage in the back and only took $50 for two songs. No one else in the club was over a 6 and some just plained turned me off.

Man when the dot com thing was booming this place and Rick's had the hottest freaking girls with mega mileage but now there are fewer clients with less money and the cuties are working as hostesses in restaurants I guess!

This place has improved greatly in the last year in terms of the quality of the dancers. It is a dark simple place with a VIP area that gives some privacy. The dances are expensive and the quality varies. I had a good experience with a dancer named Siena (?). There isn't much going on on-stage, but the VIP area is recommended if you have some money to spend. some of the dancers are 7s and 8s, which is a significant improvement.

Every once in a while I give Honey's a chance just to get some variety but but the service never quite lives up to what I get at Ricks. This time the main event was fine(a full access several dance session with appropriate finish under $100) but the rest of the experience left a lot to be desired. I would describe about half the dancers as being "unfit for stage" and I endured several too close dance offers from girls with bad breath and/or BO.

visited midweek. $10 cover, $5 drink. At first we weren't sure if we should stay....but the waitress greeted us and she was pretty hot...so we thought it can't be that bad. Girls ranges from 5-8.5 I know it's my opinion so take it with a grain of salt....

I took a dance from one of the girls ...high mileage, if only management would clean up the vip area .....the one waitress was very hot....wonder if anyone saw her when it was the waitress night on wed i believe

Visited on a Friday night with my girlfriend. There were lots of dancers --- as many dancers as there were customers. The girls were a mixed bag really, but four or five were very good looking. My GF went to the VIP room ($30 per dance) with one but apparently nothing especially exciting happened back there. The cover is $10 and you must also buy a drink.

Dances also are given in booths lining the room for $20 --- but despite the fact that my friend was unlucky I sense there are some sizzling discoveries to be had in the VIP area.

My favorite dancer was Morgan --- slim, brunette, a face like Annette Haven if you remember her. She gives a great $20 dance. Also, check out Tina and Payton.

I had a blast and will return.

I had a fantastic visit to Honey's last Tuesday, midday. There seems to be an effort to get some new girls at the club. I was there for about 1 1/2 hours and saw three new dancers that I hadn't seen before. I had dances from two different girls and both did a great job. One new dancer will definitely get some repeat business from me. She was a young brunette with shoulder length hair, and she is very friendly and knows exactly what a lap dance should be like.

I have recently started working at honeys and I must say that in the daytime, the girls are hot. I have worked at rick and sugars. Ricks is a 9-10 club also and has hot girls all day long. Sugars is the worst. They have ok girls but, no clientel. If you go to honeys, try the daytime. Nighttime is good too, but, it gets too busy. Too many mexican men.


Went to Honey's on a Wednesday night a while back with my girlfriend. It was her first time at a club in a while and the first time ever to Honey's. It was obvious that there had been a raid recently at Honey's, even before we went inside. The parking lot was very empty, even for mid-week. I was worried that my favs wouldn't be there. It took a while before I spotted them, Morgan and Juicy. We went back to the VIP with Morgan first. She only charges $20 when she gives girls dances. My girl liked the way Morgan gave sensual dances. Next was Juicy, she was at the other end of the scale. More aggressive and more into giving a little pain. Mixed reviews from my girl.

Went in a week ago, mid week early evening. Saw a couple of ladies that i was interested in. Marilyn was nice. Didn't get the vibe she was up for the task at hand. Correct me if I am wrong. Nicole was in. I had received some of her handy work before. Tried out a redhead named K*****. Had a couple of dances and then watched the birds. Need some info on Paula, Caressa & Marilyn. I might try them out next.


After reading the post about the paddy wagon visit to Honey's I thought I would stop in during the day to see what the atmosphere was like. I got there around 12:30. There were very few cars in the lot. No cops in sight but who really knows for sure. There were three other customers there. The ladies were doing two song sets. There were two new younger ladies. Ashleee and Carmen. Both spinners and I suspect they will move on soon because they are the best of the bunch. There was the usual hard sell from Selena and a 19 year old that just would not take no for an answer. My regular was not there so I had a VIP visit with Paige who has lost a lot of weight. She is older but comfortable in who she is and what she does. She knows what we are there for. If only the mgmt. would clean up the place a little I would give Honeys a 10. None of the ladies admitted to knowing anything about visit from the police.

I love strip clubs, what would married guys do without them and honey's is the best I've found in the Seattle area.........I'm working at the Naval station Everett so it's just a short drive..........the chicks are hot! My favorite is LayLoni,$30 and she is all over you...........some of the chicks are not as hot but there are plenty that are! you should try it! The chick with the fine ass and fake boobs (I can't remember her name but you will know who I'm talking about) is also good for the $30 bucks, I think she give all her guys a hand job, even for the $20 dance if you are a regular.

Drove by around 9:30pm on Sunday. Saw FIVE police cars and what appeared to be a paddy wagon! I'm guessing Honey's had a very bad night!

(Rating is based on previous visits...obviously!)

There were a few good looking girls here, but many were not just appealing or attractive at all. What topped off my visit was the fight that broke out between a few of the girls near the back. It wasn't a sexy catfight either; it was a brawl like you might see on Jerry Springer. This is a low-class joint, which is fine if that is your sort of thing, but it isn't for me. Better to go to Rick's or one of the Deja Vu's in the area instead. $10 cover charge. $5 drinks.

Visited early evening, 7:30 to 9:00 pm on a weeknight. There are a few hot girls there, and some so ugly I wanted to turn my chair around when they danced on stage. This place needs a second stage.

Mileage very high. Lots of juice. Either wait around for one of the pretty ones, or bring a paper bag. Dances in VIP were $30; a couple offered a $20 option in the side booths. Nothing more expensive offered, though past day shift visits had more of a menu going on. Left happy after a few dances.

I was in the area on business and had a few minutes between appointments. It was right around opening time. I pulled into the lot and saw a police car parked in the middle of the lot facing 99. I drove through to the repair shop lot and watched for awhile. The officer would look up at the vehicles in the parking lot and then down at his dash board (possibly a computer?) I wonder if he was protecting the lot or investigating the club.

I stopped in last Wednesday in the early evening before the waitress contest. It had been awhile since I observed an evening shift there.
The evening shift ladies are much more aggressive than the day shift ladies. They did not seem to understand that that "no" means "no". I had a recommendation from one of the day shift regulars so when I saw that Courtney was dancing I thought I would check her out in the VIP. Not bad but I will not repeat. Later I went to the VIP with "Naughty". The name is misleading. No way will I repeat with her.
I will stick to the day shift ladies. You get more bang for your buck even though selection is not as attractive.

Visited Honey's last weekend. Saw a few sweeties I met last December (Spice, and Rick's refugee Bridget) and a bunch of new ones (Nicole, brunette with a cute accent; Tina, a smoking all natural brunette with long hair; and Payton, a spinner brunette). Another honorable mention- Kitten (another Rick's refugee), a petite blond with DD enhancements. Honeys girls know why they're there. With the right girl, I got everything except the full meal deal. Can't wait for my next trip!

Looks like Sunday and Monday are the nights to go to Honeys. Many of the petite dancers were there when I visited on those nights. Line up consisted of Morgan, Lacey, Nadia, Paula, plus about 3-5 others who have extremely fit bodies and pretty faces. Had dances from a few of these ladies and had no compaints. Wish these dancers worked on the weekend nights. Maybe it's changed.. we'll see sometime next week.

I have ventured to this club many times after reading some of these hyped up reviews by some of these guys that frequent this small, sleazy club. It is true that the girls in this club have fewer restrictions in how they serve their clientele. You are not, however, going to see any 9's or 10's here, EVER!!! The girls tend to be older, heavier, and a bit worse for the wear if you know what I mean.

If you are sitting near the stage, be prepared to watch mostly dreadful looking girls, before you get to the (all too few) "hotties". Amanda is one they mention. She is a tall chinese lady who is at minimum in her 40's if not older with a cheap boob job. Briget is about the same age, with a cheap boob job and is an ex-convict and ex-drug addict. So if you are a loser, this is your kind of club. In the other reviews, lots of these very same girls and others who are probably worse, get high marks from many of these guys. They are okay, but don't believe the hype. This place is not worth it unless you happen to be in the area.

wow, new talent and old on display, alana, hot blonde with liberal sexual habits was the cherry on top after a stellat bj from briget and a wonderful experience with marilyn, spent alot of coin but enjoyed every moment, going back in a few days when i get paycheck, alana is probably 20 max and the dirtest of the bunch and i mean this in the best way possible, hottie, briget is an older chick with amazing mouth skills, and marilyn has big breast and a nasty girl demeanor that will erect a dead man, enjoy

I visited Honey's last Friday for the second time. The first was about one year ago. I went in the afternoon, figuring that the ladies would be a little friendlier if not as good a looking. The dancing on the stage was not as good as most clubs that I have been to. No enthusiasm at all. After watching a number of different dancers I took a thirty something blond to the vip room. She showed a little more enthusiasm there but only for the $60 fee she charged. I don't expect a lot from a lady but at least they can pretend that they are interested in you. She did get naked and I did leave happy but there are much better clubs and dancers around.

This is from a couple of months back. Busy schedule prevented me from posting a review earlier.

But what a blast I had at Honey's. I had been reading not so stellar reviews of Ricks. Ricks used to be my favorite place in Seattle. I have had many a great experiences there (Amanda are you listening :). Anyways, I also heard many "good" girls from Ricks have moved on, and many to places like Honey's.

So I go there at around 11 pm on a Sunday. Sat around to watch the action. Some hot girls, some not so hot. In fact there was one Russian chick (very old looking) who came and sat with me, and starting lecturing me about how some of the girls there are total "sluts" and give out many extras and how she is very ethical about everything. And I am like, can you please leave me alone. Sorry for digressing.

Anyways, after some time this really hot chick comes and sits next to me, and then I start to talk about how "things" were so great 3 or 4 years back. And she tells me she has been working there for more than 3 or 4 years at Honey's (sorry don't remember her name). She asks me why was it better 3 or 4 years back, and then I replied with a twinkle in my eyes, you know "why" it was better 3 or 4 years back, especially if you have been here for so long. And within minutes she starts caressing me, and brings lips close to mine and starts talking. OMG that was totally hot. And to my amazement she actually plants her lips on mine. Needless to say, very soon she asks me if I want to go the VIP place which is in the back of the club with lots of privacy.

I negotiate a 30$ dance to start with. Will not go into the all the details, but left a very happy man. I have not given a 10 because I dont like the ambiance at Honey's.

I visited Honey's in August. I had never seen a club this busy before. I was seated at the first table as you entered the crowded room. everyone entering into the room had to pass by my table. I got my table bumped into and my drink spilled 3 times. The first time it was bumped by a waitress and the drink spilled mostly on a dancer that was visiting with a customer at the next table, she did not take it very well. The second time a customer walking by banged the table and it spilled on my lap. He saw what happened and just kept on walking without appology. The third time was a dancer I was getting cautious by this time I managed to grab the drink and contained the spill on my table.
The was a cute waitress, her name was Kritsy I think she stood by my table and visited with me most of the night. She was the one cleaning up the spills., so after the third time it was getting to be a joke. wondering how this could happen to the same guy three tmes.
I wish she was a dancer I would have gladly spent some private time with her. She was supposed to start dancing the first of September when after she got her license I think she told me her stage dancer name would 'Juicy'. It would be worth a trip back to Honey's if she was dancing. I made a money liegh for my favorite girl, and she won.
I had a few dances with a cute librarian looking girl named Roxanne, she was very nice and didn't seem to mind the coke on my pants.

Consistantly the best club in the seattle area. They should probably get rid of some of the heavyweights, but I suppose the chubby chasers need their fix too. Personally I can do without them. There are several dancers that make up for the fatties that makes Honeys well worth your lap dance dollar. Went last Tuesday and had three very nice $30 dances in the VIP area that you just cant get anywhere else. Can't wait for next trip.

I have to admit that for the first time, Honey's is my favorite club. It use to be this club was full of thunder thighs and pot bellies, but the girls have greatly improved. Thunder thighs and pot bellies still exist, but are now in the minority. Some of my favorite girls are Juicy, Whitney, Zoey and Morgan.

I stop in at this club every few months and find the quality to be anywhere from a two to ten. There used to be some very hot women there.
the quality has slipped some, but still is very acceptable. Some dancers with attitude, some very friendly. I found Bailey to be very satisfying. Take her for a spin in the VIP and get great value for the money. Several years ago Autumn was a hot dancer, haven't seen her for a while. Always on the lookout for fresh talent.

Went afternoon mid week. There were probably more dancers than customers. The dancer quality was generally average with a couple of exceptions at both ends of the scale.
Avoided making a snap decision and was able to do a 2 for $50 deal with a lady that was not bad looking with large "naturals" and a seemingly outstanding attitude.
I was rewarded with a great high mileage dance from an excepionally friendly gal which made the whole experience very satisfying.
Be patient and you can't go wrong here.

if i didn't have a fave here, i'd never show up. it's too far for a resident of seattle and it's dirty as hell. not the good kind of dirty - the "is that mold i smell?" kind of dirty. i don't know why they don't put a little energy into fixing this place up a little, but the cleanliness situation is getting worse every time i go. as much money as those couches make for people, you'd think they'd reupholster them every now and then.

the ladies can be good - it's a crapshoot most of the time. when you're lucky, it's a decent price for decent company and when you're not it's the same price for company you'd probably be able to score on your own. of course, even for company you scored on your own, it's a pretty good price and it stays where you leave it.

here's hoping they put a few dollars into this place before it becomes uninhabitable.

Too bad the mgmt. does not take time to clean the carpet in the VIP.
Friday at 11:30 AM I was the only customer so just about every lady stopped by at least once. Most were friendly and took my polite "no thanks" in stride. Selena's hard sell put me off. It was not until I told her that I was waiting for a specific lady that she backed off. I got word from one of the ladies that the lady I was waiting for would not be in until 1:00 PM so I began scanning the dancers for a replacement. I was about to signal Brooke but another lady made me an offer I could not refuse. Once we were in the VIP room, she made me glad I took her up on her offer. I'd like to share her name but I am worried that she might take some heat from fellow dancers and LE alike. She is older, lean with an above average face, a solid 7 today but probably a 9+ back in the day.
She works m/tu/fri day shift.
When we got back to the main floor there were a few more dancers. They ranged from young, lean 8s to older, heavier 6s. I like looking at Austin but her dances are quite lame compared to what other ladies provide.
Now that I review this post, I am in the mood again. I hope one of my favorites is still on the floor.

First time at this club, while it is a bit of a drive from Seattle, a nice change of pace from Rick's. This place is kind of small, dark, worn, a bit dirty and not really about the stage show - all of the action happens in the VIP area. I saw a couple of the girls smoking outside in daylight and it left a slightly scary impression.

I went in the daytime and experienced mostly older ladies, mostly 5's and 6's. I found a younger thin girl, about a 6, a bit worn looking but she had a great smile who was very friendly. She had a long menu of dance options that we discussed in the VIP and she aimed to please. Indeed she gave me a very solid "dance" and encouraged me to come back. I get the sense that alot of their business is from repeat customers, which is a good sign that people keep coming back.

Definitely a change of pace from Rick's and has some of that local Everett charm, if you don't mind the older ladies working the day shift.

Decided to drop by on a Thursday afternoon while in the area on business. Spent a couple hours and a couple hundred $$$ on a couple of old favorites. Angie has always been one of the nicer dancers, always friendly and fun to play with...an ATF from the old Rick's days. Says she likes it a LOT more up here at Honey's than the old place. And I'd have to agree. Also spent a little time with Austin, knockout blonde with a smokin' body. Didn't have time to play with Bridget, saw her on the way out...just an excuse to come back again soon!

Went to the club on Wednesday of this past week. I like this place. It is comfortable, not to sleezy and the girls know how to earn their money. I would recommend this place to all my friends. Some of my favorites are: Blair, Krissy, Siren, Janae, Lola to just name a few. If you want to really hit a home run then go for Gianna or Electra (same girl different name). She let's you swing for the fence.

Stopped in last Tuesday around 4. The girl to guest ratio was about 1 to 1, and the girls were in the 6-8 range for looks. The manager was staying plenty clear, and the overall experience here was better than the last trip I took to Rick's. The girls were pleasant, not too pushy, and the action in the VIP was handy. Definitely worth a return trip in the near future.

The biggest downside to this club is how far it is from where I live. But there is nothing in the the south end worth visiting. Usually I make my trip to Rick's, or the occasional Deja Vu sighting. This was the first time for me at Honey's, and I can see myself finding excuses to make the trip again.

Had a very nice visit to Honey's on a weekday around 3. There were about 10 girls working, and as many customers. Girls mostly 7 to 9, with one who probably models the "before" pictures for Jenny Craig. It's true that they mostly just say, "Wanna dance" rather than chatting for a minute or two. But the VIP experience is very good. Very high mileage, and I'm not by any means a regular.

Got an uninspired dance by a hot looking blond, then went for a very hot and very young brunette. She knew her business very well. I left quite happy.

Pricing is fairly high. The blond wouldn't dance for less than $40; I stopped at one. The brunette started at 30, which was as nice as the blond's 40. Then I dialed up to a 50, which was very, very nice, and well worth the money.

Did the double club hit on thursday night - started at honeys (6:00 - 8:00 roughly) before heading to ricks. honeys was better this night - the girls weren't quite as hot as ricks but the dances were way better. there was way less hustle at honey's this night too.

Destiny is a winner and she's got a booty to die for. Got 3 dances for 70 bucks from her and 2 for 50 from some skinny blonde who looked better from the front than the back. Overall it was a good trip to honeys.

Stopped by the club for the first time in several months on Thursday night. The club was not very busy and one look at the girls pretty much told the story. I remembered why its been so long since I've visited. Average looking girls with attitude don't add up for a fun night. They were sitting around and pouting a lot. The girls were very uninspired on stage and were not very friendly. They just walked up and asked if you want dance. What happened to sitting down for a minute and introducing yourself? Also, the girls kept trying to get me to go in the VIP for $40 a dance. What a rip off. I bolted after 30 minutes and went to Ricks.

went here last sunday around 3 oclock and stayed about one hour. It was not quite as bad as the other reviews have described it though it is definetly not one of my favs. the girls ranked about 4-6 and seemed friendly. No dancers aproached me for a dance and their did not seem to be any indication of play going on though I am sure and would assume your mileage may vary. Overall I would give it a 6 and it may be better one busier nights.

There are a few new girls at Honeys that are pretty good looking. But I think they only work Friday and Saturday nights. Mileage from these girls is medium, but they are still fun. Other than that, you have you're nomal batch of overweight dancers.

weekend night visit to Honeys. I don't think I've ever seen so many thunder thighs, saggy midsections, and large derrieres in a strip club before. Of the approximate 30 dancers there, at least 20 fit into the overweight category. Not fun to get a lap dance from someone who is squishing you with their weight or looking at a saggy belly bouncing around. so... why did I give this club an 8? Because, if you are patient and wait for one of the few attractive dancers, you will not be disappointed with the dances and the mileage. happy lapping

This club is severely overrated. Furniture is falling apart, bathrooms are filthy and the putrid odor that reigned supreme on my last visit still lingers.

Dancers are nothing to write home about either. Mostly tired-looking, worn out and generally bored and disinterested. Only about four were working. Kept hoping more would arrive but nothing new or fresh ever materialized. Don't know why I keep coming back to this dump.



I went to Honey's last Tuesday during a late afternoon. There seems to be several girls here that are new. Well at least I don't remember seeing them on previous visits. I went in the VIP area with a small blond that had a nice body with a good attitude to go with it. Fantastic dance. There is something for everybody here. The club was not crowded when I went, maybe 15 guys and 10 - 20 dancers.

I went to this place the other day and it is great. Such a wide variety of girls. Of course some very good looking and others not so good looking. My favorite is Janae. I would recommend this place to all my friends. The VIP section is the best part of the club. You can get anything you want in the VIP section.

Most of the girls do extras because they have to in order to make any money there. Since a majority of the women provide an extra service the others are forced to join in or go home broke. I will go back to this place often.

Have fun gents.

Went in the late afternoon. This is kinda scruffy looking place in a questionable part of town. Crowd mostly blue collar 20-30 somethings. About 12 girls working, most about a 5-6, a couple 8+. One main stage, single song dances mostly to advertise for couch dances in the back. A few very pushy sellers for sure. Some just won't take no for an answer. Apparently many former Ricks dancers here who are willing to give the same mileage in a less scrutinized location. After watching for about 30 minutes, finally settled on a former Rick's dancer and went to the back for a dance. Front dances, near the stage are 20 and the back is 30 (a bit more privacy). Was offered the "hands in your pants special" by "us naughty dayshift girls" for 50 but declined. Dance was very good with good bump and grind and mostly removed top. Asked about rules and was told "just don't put any fingers in any holes without being invited."

I love this place. It is not the most glamorous club but I always am satisfied when I leave. Went there last on a wed afternoon (days are the most relaxed time). In the VIP area had a half dozen laps from three different girls They ranged from good to outstanding. The best was with a little latina spinner named C*****. She never dissapoints. Really approaches her job in a hands on manner. A young cuban student who only works a couple dats per week. See her if you get the chance

Time for another visit to Everett. Went in during the afternoon. Once again very few customers. I noticed that there are a few ladies that never do stage dances but circulate and sit talk with customers. They shared a lot of gossip about the operation. Seems that local LE and licensing folks have stepped up the visits. they said that it really did not impact business as much as the nice weather, at least for the day shift. None of the ladies I knew were around so I left.

Stopped in on Friday afternoon about 1. Maybe a dozen girls and more coming in. About a half a dozen customers. The ladies were a mixed bag of young old and in between. It made for a pretty constant stream of dance requests. Most accepted a polite no thank without any problem. A few were a little pushier in their sales approach but none were rude. After watching the mediocre stage dances for about an hour I finally let a young slender blonde convinced me to have a few dances. She was kind of cute but a little flawed. Small natural bust but sweet and responsive. Dances were pretty amature and rough. She tried hard but really was inexperienced and was a little frustrated that I didn't just love what she was doing. I waited for a more experienced girl but they were all busy and it was time to go. Place is a real dump but action is about as good as it gets in Seattle area for now.

stopped by this club after a fairly good visit a year ago when in town. just got the couch dance last time. got the vip this time. good layout in the vip with roomy chairs angeled so you have privacy from your neighbors. good contact with the dancer i had. as they say your mileage may vary but most of the girls i talked with seemed open and honest. cops were bird dogging the parking lot when i left so be careful if you have too much pregame. a must visit if your in town. nothing fancy but the girls are nice.

When: Weekday Evening
Cover: $10
Parking: Self park next to building
Drinks: $5 (non-alcohol)
Table dance: $20 on the couch back facing the main stage/seating area.
VIP dance: $30 on private couches located at rear corner.
Duration of each song: 1.5 to 2 minutes. Yes it is short and your $ flows quick when you are having fun.
Average number of dancers: 10-15
Average number of customers: 15-20
General appeal of dancers: 3 in the upper range. Like any clubs, talent varies from day to day.
Quality of dances: $20 dances are moderate. Some grinding and touching allowed (dancer dependent) so YMMV. $30 dances in the VIP gives you more privacy and when you spend that extra $10 you will reasonably get a little more. Sometimes more than you would expect when her hand goes inside your pants!
Extras: Dancer dependent. A little detective work reveals the menu extends beyond lap dances. Again, this is dancer dependent. For example, some would offer HJ for $50, BJ for $100, and FS for $200.
Turn offs: VIP area is very filthy. Used condoms were noticed therefore confirming extras can be had at the right price if you are into this sorta thing. I was rather disgusted by my discovery so I left shortly after.
Bargain: Some dancers do offer 2 dances in the VIP for $40 when they are desperate. This usually happens near closing hour which is 2AM.
Bottom line: If you want to have some fun, make sure you have a few benjamins in your wallet.

Went on a Fri night, after 11. The place was packed. It has been over a year since I last visited this place. With almost all the seats taken, there was minimal pressure from the girls to get dances. There were very few (if any) high quality girls dancing. The average girl there was a 5-6, and most girls could use a few situps. The girl I chose, offered me $25 table dances, 30 vip dances with full contact. She lowered her vip dances to 20 after the initial $30 dance. No extras offered, none asked. Probably visit again in another year or two.

WOW, this place is frustrating! It can be amazing one day, and totally lame the next (referring to private dances of course). It all comes to down to how much law enforcement action they have had recently. If they have not been hassled lately, man o man, you will get some AMAZING lap dances here. I mean as good as they get anywhere....and I have been to clubs all over the country, but when they have had the cops sweep through recently...the girls will barely make eye contact let alone give a descent dance. Here is the bottom line....if you have a ton of patience, this can be an awesome place if you happen to hit is at the right time. If you only can come here rarely, I would say you have a 50-50 shot at getting a good dance. The day shift is better as far as contact, but the quality of girl is not nearly as good. Good luck.

Made a visit during the day last week, and so did the local police. they spent a long time checking IDs for the girls. Total buzzkill. hope they aren't going to destroy this place like Rick's. It never was as good to start with. ABout twice (about 15) as many girls as customers. Not many getting dances. There were a couple hot girls, but most not worth a dance. Had a $30 dance in the VIP, but when she suggested a $60 dance, I passed. I couldn't stand the moldy smell back ther anymore.

I stopped in on 7/25 around noon. I never saw more than three other customers during the two hour I was there. Initially there were six dancers doing two song sets. Eventually more ladies arrived and the one song sets began. My regular lady was not there so I simply watched and chatted with a few other ladies that I was considering for VIPs. Around 1:30 I noticed a flurry of activity around the DJ booth. I asked "Paige" about it. she said it was the "licensing" people. She went on to say that the local police had been stopping in more frequently lately. I will be interested to see if these visits have an impact on the quality of dances.

Went to Honey's on a Monday and it was extremely slow. Was a little disappointed with the quality of the ladies. Would rank them between 6-8 overall. Only interaction with the ladies was them asking for private dances. Had a couple of VIP dances from a couple of girls that used to work at RICKS but was limited due to the 30-40 dollar price most of the girls were asking. Overall and OK experience but not sure if I will return.

Mid week afternoon visit last week was a classic Honeys experience. Nice thing about this place is that I know what I am getting. Decent looking women, not fantastic, but well worth looking at, also some new talent seems to have arrived as well. VIP area and dances are better than any in the entire state. No pressure to buy extra sodas (when is WA going to allow booze in an adult club? Isn't it time for the gov't to stop treating everyone like a bunch of 9 year olds). Anyway there is no place in Seattle even close to Honey's.

This place is disgusting- in more ways than one. It is dingy and smells, and although you may find a few extras, the calibur of dancers is low. You can choose from ex-crackhead Bridget (a Rick's reject who is 15 years past her prime), or several other B-listers. Stick with Rick's. Day shift at Rick's is still better than any time at Honey's. Prettier girls, more interesting conversations, just a nicer environment.

Stopped by for the first time in a couple of years after reading all the bad press from Ricks.

After very friendly discussions with several dancers I started a conversation with an ex-Ricks' lady (B------) who knew a lot of the old (but sadly retired) crew and also the history.

Needless to say had a a "Ricks at its best" session along with twice as much time just "chatting".

My faith has been renewed.


It's been a while since I stopped by here, but I dropped for a night time visit during this last week. Thinks were getting pretty bad for a while, but it seems there are a few young, new, dancers that look pretty good and seem to do good business in the VIP. Had a few dances with a dancer I knew and had a good time. This place is out of the way, but definitely worth the visit if you're in the area.

It's been a while since my last visit, so I was a bit surprised that dances start at 30 now, at least according to the girls I talked to. I ended up getting 2 dances for 50 from a gal with nice big *natural* boobs. Still 10 bucks more than I'm used to paying.

Stopped in on Friday afternoon, early. About 6 customers and maybe 8-10 dancers with more coming in. Watched the fairly unenthusiastic efforts while politely declining dances(turn downs were graciously accepted). It has been hot which may have accounted for the overall low energy level in the club. It was like none of us wanted to be there. I didn't see any of the Rick's girls that I knew so I am guessing that the dancers were pretty much the original Honey's girls. Not a lot to choose from. Costumes from the Salvation Army store. All said and done a bright light did shine on one young lady who provided a great show dance and was just as enjoyable in the VIP. I guess here more than most patience is really necessary. Traffic problems between Everett and Seattle can be a real killer but I'll come back when it isn't near a holiday.

Stopped by with a buddy to kill some time. We were expecting this place to be empty because it was a weekday, but this place was so packed it felt like a weekend. The waitress contest was going on, which was a sight to see. I find that the waitresses tend to be much hotter than many of the dancers. All in all, this is a great club to go to. Seeing that it was packed on a Wednesday night, I think many people agree.

Stopped by last Sunday afternoon. Must have been around 8-9 dancers working at the time with a couple real hotties and the rest still okay. Had one dance in the VIP from one of the hot brunette' (Lelani I think) and she had a light grind and light caressing through my shorts to Mr Happy...no hint of extras. THe next dance I had was in the couch area which is just as privae as the VIP. Another brunette who was really tan and had real soft skin; she had more contact and was real sensual in her actions. She made me happy.

i don't know what came of it, but as i was leaving last time, there were three unmarked police vehhicles in the parking lot, obviously preparing to go inside and look around. I think it's the second raid in a pretty short time, so they might be under increased scrutiny at the moment. Not sure, but it might put people on edge for a while. Honey's is a lot of fun, but I don't imagine raids are much fun for anyone.

Tried Honey's as an alternative to Ricks, due to mediocre reviews lately.
Not bad, but not as great as Ricks when it was rocking. Afternoon is best for action. Girls were friendly, but lacked the sensuality once found at Ricks. Entry is $10, with a one drink minimum. Had several dances, which are done in a semi-private 'enclosure'. Good grind, not much more. I think some of the dancers would like to please, but feel restrained under the Alberto Gonzales regime that is currently gripping the country. I will return, I think there is good potential as time goes by. Overall, not a bad experience, and there might not be better experiences anywhere now.

Away in Seattle for a visit and had to visit the Pacific Northwest's best! Made the trip up to Everett several times (one night, two days). Layout hasn't changed much- large sitting area fronting one stage, with the VIP area (high backed chairs) in the southeastern corner of the club. Two VIP-like areas with high back chairs/sofas on both sides of the stage. Ran into several faves: Bridget (of Rick's fame), an enhanced short blond, girl has the loosest clothes in history; Chanel, tall blond with long hair; and Spice, extremely busty short brunette. Made some new faves, too: Dani, older enhanced brunette with a pageboy haircut; Amore, petite spinner brunette; and Paula, petite brunette Russian. Most of the others were pretty and hands on as well, but they did not have the je-ne-sais-quoi that these faves have. Not fancy like a GC, just simple and highly satisfying- exactly what I like in a SC. I rarely received more attention than I did at Honeys at any other SC I've visited, it's definitely worth more repeat visits!

Honeys is now just about the best club in the Seattle area for consistant mileage. It does not have the top tier women that Rick's did, but then Rick's doesn't anymore either. I was in on a Sunday night a couple of weeks ago and was able to get a few good dances from a couple of different women for some very good prices. Most of the girls in the club were 6's and 7's, so not to bad. There was only one or two that were down right scary. If you get the right girl, just about anything goes in the VIP. I would avoid Saturday days though. The manager on shift is a former dancer (20 or so years past her prime now)and seems to take joy in stoping the girls from doing much of anything. You will spend more time with the girls staring over your shoulder than anything else.

day shift on friday. miss arissa, a lady from ricks, wow, wow, wow, if you got the coin and the gentlemen's approach, everrything is on the menu, sexy, pretty enough for porn and a body for pleasure, she's like a gfe with pse of the vip, left too happy, returned LATER but she was gone but was entertained by another old ricks girl wow again she got out of hand and all over recommend to those with paitence, there's some dogs in the kennel but the prized ones are purebred diamonds

Weeknight visit to Honeys. Guessing about 10-15 dancers on the floor. Not very crowded with customers, either. While there were some dances going on both out front and in the VIP, seemed like a really slow night for the dancers. Most were in the 5-7 range. I'm into petite, slender girls and most had a little too much meat on them for my tastes. If anyone can tell me how Lacey's dances are, feel free to email me. She was by far the most attactive dancer on the floor that night, but did not have a chance to try out her dances.

this club has a terrible smell in the VIP area lately. One of the dancers told me they had a mold problem they just dealt with, and they just shampooed all the carpets. Whatever it is, it might be a good idea to get your dances in the main area for a while. Daytime is still the time. From what i hear the manager has caught a few girls and kicked them off the floor, but nothing ventured, nothing gained. It's really all there is until rick's comes back to form.

I went in again this Saturday night, and there weren't very many porkers at all. (At least, not that night.) Most of them were at least 7's. I was with a 9 last night. (Again, she is my secret, and I won't kiss and tell.) There is definitely mileage to be found here, and you just have to know where to look and you have to be patient. You also have to know when to come in. It was pretty busy, but I tip my hat off the the waitress who gave me a great seat, and they never gave me an ultimatium with the drinks. The couch nazi was hardly there.

-Was there for my Bday. This was Saturday, after noon only about 9-12 girls and 5 patrons. Wasn't long before hot brunette offered me a dance . I decided to try a $20 since i had never seen her give dances before. I ended up getting two with pretty good mileage for the price. I saw two or three former Ricks girls one i had never gotten a dance from before so i decided I would take her for a spin. It wasn't long before I found out how handy she was. After one $30 and two $40s i was smiling from ear to ear. I haven't had one like that since the hay days of Ricks. I decided to give myself a break for an hour, Then comes this hot blonde chick with a net jersy on and 80's style hair. Offered me 2 for $50. Well after those were over I decieded to double it and she rode me into the sunset. Wow ,was i glad i didn't try another frustrating day at Ricks. I was free to let my hands roam all day and not have to worry about a Stupid manager pulling my hands off. I must say it was a good day.

Staying up to date on the direction Rick's has been going, I decided to roll into Honey's just to see if the quality and rules in Everett were a bit more relaxed. Unfortunately, the girls were disgusting, fat porkers. There were NONE of the 7-9s that you would frequently see at Rick's. These girls were big-uns that were too disgusting to test the waters on. Its possible that mileage was good here, however, I couldn't get beyond the skank factor.

Decided to head back to Rick's which wasn't much better... My advice is to stay away from all these joints until the rules get a bit more relaxed and the smokers decide to make comebacks. Until then, travel to Vegas, Houston and Detroit. Word!

I went back about a month ago on a Saturday. I got dances from a Rick's refugee, and I know her previously from Rick's. I got a lot of mileage with her. (She's is my secret.) Same as always. The girls are not as pushy with dances. The waitresses are not as pushy with drinks. The management was hardly in the VIP area. Mileage can be gotten here if you (and the young woman) know how to play your cards right.

I stopped by during the day last week. Jannika, Angie, Bridgette, Latura, Cybil and maybe a few others from the old day shift at Ricks were performing. The place needs a good cleaning and new carpeting, specifically in the VIP room. The manager is low key but in control. I witnessed Faye knock another dancer down and the ensuing conversation with the manager. Faye was sent packing. Even with the high gas prices a trip to Honeys is a better investment than Ricks.

So on the advice of others, I finally trekked out to Honey's on a Saturday afternoon to see if it could replace the mileage that has been lost at the famed Rick's.

Unfortunately... no. This club is awful! Maybe it's different at night, but during a Saturday afternoon there wasn't a single good looking woman in the place- certainly can't hold a candle to Rick's in its heydey, and even pales to Rick's now (which has less attractive and lower mileage dancers than it did a couple of years ago or earlier). The club itself is a complete dive, the VIP is surprisingly bright in its lighting and is laughable. The worst of it, though, is the place *looks* like it should naughty, but I found the dancers to be low mileage (that I encountered). From one, an older woman who wasn't doing it for me, I was offered a HJ but the others seemed to be even lower mileage from what I could make out. I even saw a few Rick's dancers, including one (can't remember her name) but a decent enough looking young-ish curvy blonde who has a tiger/dragon/some-kind-of-tattoo around her left breast, who I recall was terribly low mileage at Rick's.

On the whole, that was my first, and last, time trying Honey's. The place was out of the way for Seattleites, it was just off a main drive (99) and too visible going in and out the front door, it was small, musty, and unkempt, and didn't even make up for in women- either looks or quality- what it lacked in facilities. It does seem you could get a HJ if you needed one, but truth be told you *can* still get that at Rick's if you time things right (it's just less fun since your dancer has to keep an eye out for those roving managers and neither of you can get into it).

If nothing's changed, then it seems the only "good looking" women are probably at Deja vu downtown, and Rick's is the only place to get any mileage you'd want, and a pittance at that.

I heard a lot of girls who worked at Ricks now work at Honeys, so I had to make the trip further up north to check it out. I did see several familiar faces, but compared to Ricks, Honeys is significantly smaller. It has one stage (versus two), and the VIP can only accomidate about a dozen at most, but it is pretty secluded from the rest of the club. I went in the afternoon, a majority of the dancers weren't too great to look at, but a couple were very attractive. The dancers also seemed more relaxed and comfortable, because the management wasn't breathing down their necks all the time like at Ricks.

My biggest complaint is that the club is borderline filthy. The walls and floors in the VIP section really need to be worked on, and the restroom maintained.

I normally don't go to Honey's but a contact from this site told me to that some of my favs from Rick's had migrated north so I thought I'd give this place a chance; great idea. They should seriously look at updating the place to make it look a little more... I don't know, decent. Sampled a few reliables and a few new ones... at Honey's you can get some serious satisfaction and for less than Ricks. May have to return.

had some time to kill during the day last thursday and decided to spend them here. About 8 girls there, a couple were pretty hot, and one (a cute little brunette) was more friendly than the others so I let her do a couple dances for me. Overall, a good time. Not sure whether this place or Ricks is really the best these days. Have had trouble with too much managerial interference at Ricks some times, but not so much other times. The girls at Honeys are not quite as bangin' overall during this visit as I hope for, but then it was early on a Thursday. What's a guy supposed to expect at that time?

Still my favorite club in the Seattle area. Not the classiest of clubs, or best looking girls, but the best overall experience. Last Friday had a great dance with a tallish brunette in the vip area. Fantastic body and even better lap dance. If only we could get alcohol in WA clubs.... it would be perfect. Generally dances at Honey's start around $20, but you can expect to pay around $30 of course depending on the girl.

I have been going to Honeys about once a week for a few months now. I have established myself with a few of the ladies so that I know that I will always leave with a smile on my face. But this evening I just about left because of the attitude displayed by Pixxie. She used so many of the lines that I don't like and was pushy as well. Her first approach was sooooo compelling "I'm bored, buy a dance from me" I politely declined and kept declining and then flatly told her that I was not interested. I got a VIP dance from the lady I went to see and then sat in the main room to let my batteries recharge. Pixxie once again approached, this time it was "It's my turn, lets go" I again declined telling her that I needed to recharge before going for round two. She got real huffy. I told her that if my presence was not wanted I could leave. Then she yelled "My bad" and stomped away. I remained seated. A little later Mya came by and I related the incident to her. She concurred that Pixxie is a piece of work. Moral of the story is don't pick Pixxie even if it is her turn and she is bored.

I went again to Honey's on a Saturday night, and I was impressed even more. Parking was easy. The young women have great attitudes, and they will go the extra mile to make you go home happy. The management is friendly and welcoming. The couch nazi was hardly there when I got dances from the women. I got tremendous mileage there with a pretty minimal effort and money. (I won't kiss and tell.) This club gives are great return on investment if you know I mean.

I went to Honey's last Friday night because I was too tired to drive down to Rick's. This is not my favorite place, but the mileage can be high. Even in the evenings.

The girls at Honey's are pretty much all the same. Stocky, black hair, ethnic brown skin, fake tits, beer belly and thunder thighs. Most of the high mileage ones have been driven off by all the raids. The new girls only go as far as second base. There's no place to go anymore.

I went into to Honey's for the first time, and it was a plesant surprise. I felt I wasn't subjected to high-pressure upselling on the dances by the girls. I got dances from two young woman. The first one was good. (I forget her name.) The second woman I got dances from made me have a huge smile on my face. I got a TON of mileage from her. (I'm not going to kiss and tell, because she's my secret.) The waitresses are NEVER pushy with the 1 drink an hour rule. I never saw the couch nazi come into the VIP area while I got dances. Gentlemen, if Honey's were a stock, then this would be the time to BUY BUY BUY if you know what I mean. If Rick's were a stock, it would definitely be the time to SELL SELL SELL if you know what I mean. I gave a nine rating because the seating was crowded and it was somewhat difficult to find a parking place on a Saturday night. Gentleman have fun there! :) It will be awhile before I go back to Rick's

Stopped by Honeys recently on a Friday afternoon and again was treated to some of the highest mileage dances I've ever had. The club was filled with more women then men on this occasion with most of the afternoon ladies clocking in at a 6 or 7. If you want looks you'll need to come when the club is busy (later in the evening) if you want mileage come during the day.

I hooked up with a nice brunette dancer with a tight body. Had the pleasure of 4 dances with her and left a very satisfied customer. I'll keep coming back if this is the case.

Every once in a while I venture up to Honey's to see if I can replicate the few good times I have had there. Sometimes you run into an old regular or a recent Ricks transplant and have a great time. Other times you get horny and settle for lower quality then if you had headed for Ricks. Far too many girls here start you off with "Do you want a 30, 40 or 50?" that's a pretty good sign that you won't get much at any price. You get to choose between being labeled a "cheapskate" or a "sucker". I need to remind myself to keep to girls with which I'm established because the cost of establishing a new "friend" at a club these days is just too high.

been here a few times recently when something's brought me to the area. It looks like back to business as usual. the back area is stinkier now - sounds like they're having a mold problem or a wet carpet and there's a plug-in air freshener back there. fairly ghetto, if you ask me - you would think they'd have to money to close for a day and get that sorted out.

on the up side, management is doing a remarkable job of staying out of the VIP. i can't imagine you can't get what you want there right now.

I went in last Saturday afternoon about 3:00. There were about 6 girls and an equal number of customers. I got a VIP from a dancer that has been there a while, nothing special just the same quality service. I noticed a dancer that had been a favorite of mine from Ricks is now working at Honey's, I'll try her next time to see if the new environment changes her routine.

Last Wednesday night I had a very pleasant experiene at Honey's with a tall brunette. I went back last night hoping for a repeat. She was not there and the selection was LAME. Maya approached me and was very informative. She indicated that she did not do 50 dollar dances but that she could hook me up if I got a few warm up dances from her. I declined her offer. About a half hour later B******* approached me and offered what I wanted. She would not be my first choice but since there was not a Plan B available I accepted. OK dance although she seemed to be bored. So far Friday afternoons seems to have the best looking ladies who perform at the highest level.

Headed up I5 and didn't bother to stop at Rick's. Last two times were total waste of time and money. Didn't bother getting dances. Anyhow went on up to Honey's. The first impression of this place is a little scary. Almost like the old places down by Fort Lewis. Dark and rough. I didn't have any dances with the regulars. Pretty much stuck to the girls that I knew from Rick's. They actually kind of like the slower pace of Honey's. At least the two girls I talked to did. VIP is a real treat. Costs are there but so is the good time. Can't remember the one special girl but she is kind of a slender blond and a little ditzy to boot. Gave pretty good dances. Once you are past the Northgate mall it is not a lot more time to get to Honey's. Worth the drive.

Was in town on business. Went on a Thursday night. About 15 girls working. None were very hot. Didn't get any dances, but my two busniess partners gat a few dances and said they were very disapponting. They went into the VIP and were charged $40/dance. The girls were very aggressive trying to get you to get a dance. Not in a sensual way, but rather a high pressure guilt way. We didn't hit Ricks cuz we heard it got busted and most of the girls quit. Not sure if that is true. They certainly arent working here.

After a satisfying session on Wednesday night I tried a Thursday afternoon. I won't do it again. Went to VIP with Payton invested on the high side. No satisfaction. Mickey's continual pushy proposals began to irritate me. Jannika, a recent Ricks refugee, was high when we hit the VIP. Lame effort on her part. Seems YMMV is the operative concept.

Not that ricks has become off-limits to high mileage, constant busts and new manager policy, honeys has become for the customer as well as the dancer, the place to be. came in the earlyafternoon, had fun with selena whose skills you have to feel for yourself, as well as britney for her great bj, some girls from ricks have come up again so the quality is there as well as high, high mileage, but every girl is ymmv, then a night girl named vendatta came by early, she's from ricks use to go by natasha, oh my god, check her out at night fellas, skilled is all i have to say, young new talent as well as the golden oldies, stellar, stayed for 4 hrs, had a couple of cups of coffee, wow, not a ten because in the old days ricks is still better

Stopped by on a Wednesday night. Watched the lame Waitress contest. House was half full or less. Ladies ranged from 4-8. Wanted a dance from Desiree, cute blonde with black tips and at ears. She was the only dancer that did not offer to dance. I got a VIP dance from Ava, a tall brunette. She massaged my shoulders for a while before providing a satisfying dance. All dancers offered same price ranges. 20, 30, 50. Not sure what others offerd for 50 but Ava came through for me.

Went in late Tuesday night. Got dances from three gals, got my grubby little paws on three pairs of breasts, increasing bustiness each time.
First was Vanity (I think): tall, tiny-titted, dark complexion. A nice way to spend 20 in the VIP room.
Second I don't remember her name, but she had a nice pair, pierced with big areolas. I refused to pay her first quoted rate; we agreed on two for 40 in the VIP room.
Third was Sadie, a blonde with the best breasts in the place. 20 in a side booth.
Summary: A-B-C cups, all natural, 20 bucks a dance.


I back again on Sunday. After yesterday's experience I took my time and started spotting girls as they were finishing their dances and selected the one's that are regularly going in to freshen up between dances. Then I would for them to approach me. I consistently find that the dances are better when they approach you (I have a variety of theories on tis but this is for the discussion board)

This cute 22 yr old approached me. She has short blonde hair but the hair behind her ears is black. You won't miss her (sorry I am blanking on her stage name). She has the Elisha Cuthbert (girl next door movie) look. She was awesome. Her $20 dances were way better than the $30 dances I got at Ricks or at Honeys yesterday. After several dances i asked for a more friendly dance and she asked how friendly. We settled on $40 friendly dance and I was so happy that I tipped her another $20.

$10 entrance, $5 drink. I was there saturday afternoon. There were about 10 dancers and 12 to 15 clients. There were no 9 or 10s but there were a couple of 8s. I got asked if I wanted a dance may be once every 4 to 5 minutes. I went first with Nicole, greek/moroccon origin, dark hair. She wore a corset that helped elevate the droopy tits. $30/dance and is very liberal but she smelled of sweat which was a big turn off. She asked for $50 for a more friendly dance but she accepted $40. She got the job done. I went back the next day....much better....read my next review.


Review is for an afternoon visit midweek. Went in and the place was not very crowded at all. Maybe 7-8 customers and about the same number of dancers. 1:1 ratio, is a good thing - lots of competition for the lapping dollar. Had a couple of dances from a girl I hadn't seen before, but she had worked previously at Ricks. Very good LD and can't complain about her effort. Honey's is clearly the best club in the Seattle area right now. Rick's can't even compete.

Great time. Visited mid-afternoon on a weekday. Place was not too busy. I had expected some not-too-attractive dancers, but was very pleasantly surprised. There was a blond who was a full-blown 10, named Pendle I think. Great looker, dances were good. Then got some dances with Ginger, who is a bit older and a little heavier than perfect, but does she know how to give a lap dancer. Both girls quoted me $30 per lap dance, but Ginger had me pulling out extra money for a tip. She didn't ask, but when I've gotten good service, I feel that I have to step up and say thanks. Overall, the girls were mostly 7s and 8s.

In years past, I've been a Rick's guy, with occassional visits elsewhere. Now I think I'll be a Honey's guy, but stop in Rick's once in a while to see how it's running.



Went to honey last friday at around 8:00. pretty crowded but not bad. got a few dances from mia, shes great but not to much milage.

Went back on a Sunday and noted great improvement. This place has always beeen great mid day but with all the activity at Ricks it is now much busier and better. Only downside was how busy the VIP area was. Went back there with A****, M*** ans a couple others. At one point there must have been 7 dances going on...unheard of for a Sunday. High mileage dances with no manager looking around which is the norm at Ricks these datys.

Weeknight trip to Honeys last week. Pretty disappointing as out of the 12-15 dancers there, I would rate one a 7 in looks and the majority of them in the 4-5 range. Only recognized 3 of them from previous visits. Was hoping to experience the VIP area to see what the recent rave is all about. Did not... will save my $$ for a night with better lookers

Stopped by a few days ago on an early afternoon visit. As has been touched on before, the club looks seriously run-down cosmetically and could use a serious makeover. The place even smelled a little putrid.

Talent was lukewarm at best. Amanda no longer works here. A dancer I talked to said she's now dancing in Vegas, however, another said she was merely "suspended" (whatever that means). Those that were working weren't altogether inspiring, though at least friendly and chatty. Saw none of the Rick's girls that are supposedly working here. All in all a disappointing visit. May try Rick's next week.

Stopped by last week in the early PM. Saw no more than 3 customers at any one time. Saw about 10 ladies. The ladies were quite persistent. I was not interested in dances this visit. I enjoyed Brooke's stage performance. India was the friendliest. She sat and chatted for awhile. Next time I may get a dance or two once I figure out who provides the best mileage.

Went in around midnight on a Wednesday. The place looked pretty busy. The waitress contest was going on. Always fun to check out the up and coming talent. The waitresses stripped down but didn't get nude or even topless, as far as I could tell... but then again, I was a bit distracted by a succession of dancers gyrating in, on, and around my lap. I passed on several 30 dance offers, but Candy, a cute exotic spinner, said her dances were 20, so off to one of the side booths we went. We got there in the middle of a song, and she danced the rest of the song as a freebie to warm me up. Kept here there for the next two songs.
Then I got a couple of dances from Serena, a blonde with implants. Normally I avoid girls with implants, but she offered a free dance followed by one for 20, and I couldn't refuse. I ended up keeping her for three songs total.
In between LDs, I tried to watch the stage. I thought the dancers tonight were of good quality. Not too much silicone. Lots of good figures on display.
The last dancer I watched impressed me with her brilliant smile and natural boobies. Victoria was her name, she approached me for a dance. I rebuffed her initial offer of 30, so she came down to 20 and we headed to the VIP area. She's a cute giggly Filipina. Her dances weren't particularly high in mileage, especially compared to the first two girls, but she ended up giving me three for 40, which was a really good deal.
My last trip here was during the day, and I was afraid the night shift would be a disappointment, but the moral of the story is there are plenty of good-looking dancers at night, and good mileage can be had for 20.

Arrived here at about 10:30 on January 23rd.

Maybe 10-15 dancers (ranging from 3 to 9 in quality), 30-40 customers. Club is dingy and old. Lap dance areas are behind some medium sized high back chairs.

Having said that, the quality of the laps was EXCELLENT. Don't know if I got lucky or what, but my dancer was an artificially enhanced tall brunette (forgot the name). Plenty of mutual touching. Although I never made it to Rick's when Rick's was in it's prime, I'm guessing that most of the customers and service providers have migrated here.

This place doesn't have the hottest chicks (hell, some of them were seriously scary). But there were a few hotties to be found. If you like service, this is definitely the place to be.

Me: Been to hundreds of clubs worldwide and seen a whole lot of stuff I'm wishing I could forget. 8-P

happened to be here during an LE visit. There was only one couple in the VIP, and nothing happened - but it's something to note. i guess the heat is not limited to the seattle club - this one is under heavy scrutiny as well.

I had not been in for a couple of months. It was nice to see that they had redone the VIP area some. They had replaced the carpet and some of the booths. I was in during the early evening and was able to see most of the girls from the day shift and some of the ones coming in for the night shift. One of the day shift girls told me that the night shift manager was not the best for dance enjoyment, but I did not get the feeling that she was going to change her dances much. All of the girls that approached me indicated that there were lots of things available for the right prices. I think that with the recent issues at some of the other clubs, this may become the top spot in the Seattle area soon.

The rating is for the service. Amanda is her name satisfaction is her game. First time in the club. I always thought it was way to far to drive from Seattle. With the absolutely terrible time at Rick's it was a snap. I don't think it is 10 minutes farther depending on traffic. Club is defintely seedier than Rick's or Fox's. Was there during the day and must say if the half dozen girls that I didn't recognize from Rick's were all the selection not sure if it would be worth the trouble. I will give it another chance though. Did get some interesting lines but I had never had a dance from Amanda and decided that was the goal for the day. Was not sorry. She is a little hyper but is proactive and a lot better dancer close up than on stage.

Thought I'd take a drive up to Everett with all of the turmoil at Rick's. Definitely worth the extra mileage to get some extra mileage! Met a dancer named B.... and she didn't disappoint. Also saw several Rick's ladies that looked to be performing like they were at Rick's. I think I'll put on the extra mileage for a while until the old hangout comes back!

There's been a relocation of some Ricks girls up here... maybe a short sentence but it helped Honey's out. Still a dive that scares me, not a nice as Ricks or Foxes. Most guys don't come in for the decor. Service can be found.

A decent club. I went later in the evening and found the girls younger and prettier than during the day. As usual some of the girls really pressure you and some sit and talk. I much prefer talking to a girl before dancing with her so I waited until a pleasant lady came by and took her time. I talked with a nice blond and headed to the vip room. Had a very good time. I will just say she made me smile and relaxed me. A nice neck massage and I was putty in her hands. In all, it looks like you need to be very selective. One nice looking girl came by that I liked but wanted $50 a dance. Needless to say, the answer was no way. I will not pay more than $30 a dance. One girl provided $25 dances and they were not great but she was pleasant.

Stopped in to Honey's on a weekday afternoon to check things out, was very pleasantly surprised. More girls than customers (probably looking for Xmas cash). Met up with a couple of refugees from Rick's- Amanda and Bridgette. Amanda's a tall enhanced Asian and Bridgette is an enhanced medium-tall blond. Also got dances from Spice, a short extremely busty brunette; Ashley, a petite blond; and Peyton, a tall blond. Will have to go more often during the days, nearly everyone offered variable dance pricing ($20, 30, 40, 50 or combinations thereof), but most gave extremely satisfying dances for $20. Bridgette & Ashley in particular are dolls! Need to find another excuse to head up to Everett before I leave!

Visited Rick's mid-week during the day. First time I'd been in since the Nov. vote and was pleased that things are back to normal. High mileage and beautiful women. All of the dirty girls are back from being sent to other clubs and they are back to business as usual. If you want the works, look for Anna, Amanda, Carmella, Renee, Monse, Carrington, or Bridgett. I have had great experiences with all of them. The manager seems to keep a close eye on that front row though, so choose a different place to handle business. Last time I was in Anna offered me a free BJ if I promised to come back and see her. Smart business woman! And I will be back.

Good job voters!!! Let the good times roll!

This was my first visit in several years, and I was very pleasantly surprised. Not as seedy as I had remembered. Lots of cars in parking lot, but still empty seats at the tables. Visited 10 pm on a weeknight, and crowd was just right: room to find a seat, but not so many that I felt conspicuous. There were enough girls around that I had dance opportunities every song.

Girls were 5-8 mostly. Lots of natural boobs, which means plenty of flat and flabby chests. Generally the girls are not as hot as at Rick's or Fox's.

Mileage was pretty good. I didn't push for extras, but had a feeling that if a girl knew me, stuff might be available. As it was, everyone seemed to expect plenty of contact.

Prices varied. One girl said $25 in VIP. Another said $30, but she'd do 2 for $50. I said let's do one, then I'll decide if I want the second. (I decided yes to the second, but no to the third). The third girl I got a dance from said she did $40s in the VIP. I said how about a $30. She said she would do a $30 if I were having 3 or 4 dances. I said, How about one and I'll see if I want to continue? She said OK. I got happy the second dance and paid her $80.

I'll be back. Might be fun to try day shift.

Visited Honey's in October on a Saturday afternoon. This was the first time in the new VIP area, although it has been there for a while. The patrons were relatively few and the number of girls was in our favor. The first dancer to come over explained her philosophy of lap dancing, indicating that she was a customer service oriented performer. She had worked at Rick's in Seattle and had been shifted to Honey's presumably as some sort of cooling down period. She was in her 30s with a great attitude and fit body, small rack, and she mentioned that she did have kids. It's the kind of discussion that makes me wonder. The mileage was very high and could have gone higher if I chose. Good club with lots of interesting features.

Since all the worries about the vote in Seattle, Honey's has had an upswing in performance. Went there a couple days after visiting Rick's (review to follow in a few weeks) and had a very nice time. Mid week, mid day. The young Cuban C***** was fantastic. Student who does this for fun (and money). She is always a fun, little spinner who can grind and grind...

Also B**** the ultimate MILF. New short hairdo makes her look like the hottest socker mom you ever saw. I'll be back.

I tend to make it in to Honey's fairly often. The atmosphere of the club used to be pretty smokey, however, smoking is no longer allowed in public places in Washington State. There are always lots of gorgeous dancers to choose from. The club has a $10 cover charge and you are required to buy 1 drink per hour at $5 each. However, I have found that they don't really enforce the 1 per hour rule very often .. especially if you are buying dances. There are 2 areas for getting dances. You can get a dance in the main part of the club in circular shaped booths .. kind of like in a restaurant. The backs on the booths are fairly high, so the dances are reasonably private. Or, you can get dances in the back "VIP Area". The VIP area has smaller seats for the dances, but a lot of the dancers will give you better mileage dances there. Most dancers start their prices around $30. However, there are some that will do $20-25 dances .. you just have to be patient to find them. Typically, the dancers add about $10 to their dances for going to the back VIP area. I am generally very pleased with the dances I receive there. In Washington state .. customers aren't allowed within about 6 feet of the stage, so there generally isn't a lot of tipping at the rail happening here. The girls make their money giving dances. During day shift, pretty much any of the girls will be willing to give you a very good dance. This tends to be my club of choice around the Seattle area. It tends to be pretty much middle of the road for the high pressure of Ricks and the laid back attitude of Sugars.

Stopped in around 1PM Tuesday afternoon. Usually I like to watch the stage for a while and pick out potential lap dancers that way, but today I had to be out of there by 1:30 so I picked three dancers "sight unseen". My biggest turn-off is implants, but fortunately all three of my dancers were naturally breasted. I got four dances at 20 each in one of the side booths. The first was with Betty. Very attractive, very nice body. The dance itself was good but tame by comparison with the others. The second dance was with Selena. Very high value dance. I should have just continued with her, but stupidly I let her escape after one song. Third and fourth dances went to Lailani, a very pretty gal. Her dances were between Betty's and Selena's, mileagewise. That fourth dance was actually after my 1:30 deadline, but I couldn't resist just one more.
A *very* pleasant half-hour diversion. I really have to get to this place more often, especially during the day.

Saw a couple of dancers from Ricks I guess with all the attention regarding the upcoming vote some of the girls with special talents have been temporarily relocated. Did get a couple of Dances from a blonde MiLF. Wow. Don't forget to vote!

All the hype that Honey's is getting all the Rick's business is just that....went last week, same old stuff...Rick's is still and always will be better. Did see a couple of really potential hotties though. Tanna?

Went in on a week day afternoon... Weren't that many girls working, but got a dance from a girl who said she just started a few days ago.... cute little very young brunette. She got extremely turned on during the performance, not like most of the seasoned pros. She stopped after the first song... wouldn't take the money I was handing her, and said, that one was on me. I asked her for another and she said no... she'd better not. I told her I wanted to do something for her then, knelt on the carpet and ran my tongue over her cl#*... she jumped, smiled, and told me to come back and see her. Guess I'd better.

Time for the summer recap. Made one final trip to Honey’s trying to hook up with a real hottie I encountered on an earlier visit. She wasn’t there, but a cute brown-skinned dancer solicited my attention and I followed her into the VIP area. She jumped on my lap and pulled her panties open. She was terminally horny and wanted that taken care of. It was. Certainly my best visit to Honey’s of the summer.


Went to my favorite spot Friday afternoon around 4:00. The place was kinda empty with around 15 guys and 10-15 dancers. Same crew, not much new talent wise. The service was up to regular Honey's standards in the 2 dances I had with a brunette. Very much recommend this club for any one who has never attended. It is well worth the drive and stay. No 10's, but mileage wise it's an excellent club.

Came here a few days ago in the evening, and the club was roughly half-full. More dancers than patrons. Got a few dances from a tall blonde, I think her name was Sasha or Shasta, they were good by Honey's standards. The place then started to really pick up as the sun came down. Didn't think this place would have so many visitors on a weekday. But overall, I'm starting to like this place more and more each visit I make.

Mid-shift visit to Honeys this weekend proved to be an unexpected awesome time. Found a new favorite, Bailey. Great body and beautiful face on this petite, long haired brunette. Did a set of dances up front, then went to the vip.

Went to Honey's tonight around 8pm. Connected with 2 ladies. The first one (don't recall her name) made many promises of a good time before asking back to the VIP section, but was a real disappointment. First clue it's going to be a rip-off is when the lady launches into dancing in the middle of a song instead of waiting to start at the beginning of the next song. Second clue I got was when she asked "you want a forty or a fifty?" I told her thirty. Did 2 songs (actually, 1-1/2!) and paid her the sixty.

The second lady, CJ, was quite different! There was little promotion upfront - which actually made me think there would be little offered back in the VIP - but, damn, what a bod! I couldn't tell what ethnicity she is, but I would guess she's from one of the islands - perhaps Jamaican. That body is SO very tight, petite, and limber! She does this somersault in the VIP seat where her legs are wrapped around your neck and you get a bulls-eye view! She is so very light and flexible. Definitely a lot of mileage despite my initial presumption that it wouldn't be! I got 4 dances and paid $160. I was a little surprised that the dances were $40 instead of $30 since she never clarified that, but she was SO good, I didn't really mind! I even got a couple kisses on the lips when she thanked me for the tips - something that I've never had a stripper do before! Check out CJ - you won't be disappointed!!

I rated the club 8 because CJ was a 10, but the rest of the club was more like a 6 overall. The club is not what it used to be. Most of the girls seemed a little run-down - just like the club!

Last week I was in the Seattle area for a few days and decided to visit Honey's. I went on a Friday, shortly after noon, which is normally my favorite time. As expected, there weren't a lot of customers but there were about 5 to 6 attractive ladies. I sat near the elevated dance floor and watched each of the ladies dance. Compared to most of the other clubs I have visited, the dances were lame. The ladies were not pushy and usually only asked once if I wanted a private dance. After watchint each of them comlete their dances, I chose a young, tall and attractive brunette for a private dance. $30 was the fee and the dance was only so-so. What I really found to be a turnoff was her constant "the more you pay, the more I play!) The fourth time she said it to me I realized I wasn't going for a second dance. No matter what they think, they should not leave you with the feeling that you are simply an ATM.

Drove up to Honey's on a recent Saturday afternoon. It's been a while since I have visited so I didn't recognize any of the dancers. Not a busy afternoon maybe a dozen dancers and half a dozen customers. The dancers were on the whole average some nice hotties with an equal amount of duds. The place seemed to about the same as before.

There is a single stage and the VIP is in the back. The VIP is semi-private with high backed couches. Since it has been a while I took my time and watched all the dancers. I finally chose a dance with a cutey blonde with small chest and a hot ass. I got a couple of $20 dances and then finished off with a $40.

Had a good time - just wished there was booze.

went to honeys for the first time on friday, got there at around 9:30 and was very pleased. very high millage and nice atmosphere. this club is what fox's used to be before the busts. i would go up there alot more if it wasn't for the long drive. the 8 score is due to the fact that there was only a few real lookers dancing, while most of the girls were just ok.

I was in Honey's the other night and found the club has not changed much. There were 15 or 20 girls working with a mix from 5s to 7s. You do not usualy find the best looking girls here as they are al at other clubs owned by the same group. What you do find at Honey's are great dances. Most of the girls have dances tat range from $20 to about $50. For $50 all of them are very handy and most of the time you have access to just about everything. From time to time there is more available, but this has seemed to be fewer and farther inbetween. This may be a result of recent legal issues with one of the dancers.

All in all, a good time and lots of fun.

I went to Honey's late Friday night. I was surprised at how many cars were in the lot. Surely to have this many cars would mean lots of hot girls inside. Not the case. The place was full of not so pretty, over weight, glum faced girls that are always here. It seems every time I go there I have to "settle" on someone instead of being with a really hot girl. Why pay to settle, when I can go to a regular club and settle on a 6 or 7. It will be a long time before I return.

This club is a bit of a drive if you're doing business in the Seattle area but I was glad I made the trip. The girls range from 3's to solid 9's. I arrived pretty early in the evening and the ratio of girls to men was very high so we had some time to be picky. All of the girls asked for dances but were not that aggessive and very fun and conversational. I was approached by a very very cute girl named Daniel who claims to only work the club a few days a month. Of all the strippers I've talked with over the years she was the most intellegent and easy to talk with and that alone made it irresistable to go VIP. I had read the board here so I really wasn't expecting much but Daniel blew my mind. Being cautious I at first said I would go for the $30 vip, but she was so senual and so generous with my hands and hers that I had to see what would happen for $50. I don't want to ruin a good thing for others so I'll just say that I have never reached a happier ending in any club. The only reason this club doesn't get higher than a 7 is because of the $5 miniture soft drink deal that's just annoying. I would give Daniel alone an 11.

Went to Honey's on Saturday afternoon a couple weeks ago (15th) and had an enjoyable time. Sat down with my drink and watched several dancers on stage. After a while went into the V.I.P. with a brunette who just got new cans. She was very serviceable, nothing exceptional, but no complaints from my end. She made the trip worthwhile and would not hesitate to vist her again. The crowd was on the small side, with ~10 dancers.

Hadn't been here for a while due to the low dancer quality. For a while, the girls were just not very cute. Stopped in earlier this week, not expecting too much, but was pleasantly surprised. Many new faces, many of them cute and young, with nice bodies (and not chunky, like many of them had been). Heard that things in the VIP were, well, satisfying, but did not give it a try. Did get a few dances from a couple of the cute girls. Was fun.

What a difference a year makes. Last season at this time I visited Honey’s. All the women were attractive and all, wanton. Each of the three I had dance for me performed quite erotically in the front booths, allowing fully access for $20 a dance. Each 5 dance set got everyone what they wanted. Not so this Saturday in July. There were four entertainers working at 1 PM, none qualifying as “pretty.” Of the two I encountered, both had a negotiable price range with a strong preference for high end performances in the VIP area. Both also had attitude, and a “don’t touch the goodies” policy. It could have been a different club altogether. A pretty girl did come in just as I left for Rick’s. I’ll try this again before I submit since TUSC now restricts reviews to a two month delta and I don’t want to mislead.

Went back on an early Thursday afternoon. There was a partially different crew with some improvement. Of the more than half-dozen dancers ( but fewer than a half-dozen patrons) there were three with massive silicone “enhancements” and won muscular blond with legs that would have looked good on Merlin Olsen, except they were shaven. Her boobs were flat and looked awfully muscular. I declined her offer, fearing there might be an x-chromosome hiding there. There were two younger dancers who were real babes, one in particular gave awesome laps. A good time was had by all.

The outside marquee by the way, announces they are open from 11 daily except 1 on Sundays.

Went in in the daytime, about noon, and there were only about 8-10 girls working. Most were young tight and cute. Finally decided on a lap with a nice brunette sporting big naturals.
While it wasn't what I'd call wild, she did make it feel worthwhile in many ways.

Been awhile since I've been back in Seattle. So met up with a couple friends to check out some clubs. They have gone way downhill. This place used to have some cute girls and lots of them. We all agreed that there was one that was a 7+. They all seemed annoyed to be there and were not happy to be refused dances. The DJ kept screwing up the music so we all sat in silence for eons. Not sure what is going on, but hopefully things get better by the next trip.

This is the best of the "Lake City Way" clubs The girls range from 7's to 10's and there is wide range of ethnicities to choose from. Now if only you could drink in Washington strip clubs...

Went on Wednesday night. Kinda slow. Most were 5 and 6 girls. Saw a cute spinner with brown/reddish hair. She was alright at $20 a dance but would not do anything more than play on my lap. Will stick to days next time.

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon because on the drive by, their parking lot had a lots of cars and lately this club has been getting some good pub on tuscl.com... For $15 bucks and 30 wasted minutes of my time, saw some scary/trashy looking (mostly over 30 ish) ugly girls do their thing on stage. Only one good looking one in the entire bunch. Don't waste your time on this club.

I went in to the club on a weekday afternoon. The selection of dancers was ok, but none were drop dead beautiful and the mileage was only so-so. When the mid-shift girls came in, the quality of the women went up as well as the mileage. I was able to find sexy little 19-20 year old to take care of my needs with very few nos. I do not think that the club is still at the level it has been in the past, but it is still good for a few thrills.

I had another mostly enjoyble visit to Honey's last Saturday. As usual, most of the girls were somewhat lacking in the looks department, but there were a couple of real hotties. The entrance is still $10 with a mandotary $5 drink. There is still only one stage, so someone doesn't interest you a whole lot - you just have to sit through it. I spent there about an hour or so when one of the hot girlies sat by me and started a conversation. Her name was Phoenix. Turned out it was her second night dancing. She used to be waitressing in that club before, and then decided to try out dancing. I talked for a few songs waiting for her turn to go on stage. After than I bought a few dances from here. The dances in the front in one of the booth were $20 and were really good. I decided to see what she was going to do in the back for $30. Turned out there were no difference, just $10 more. So I decided to take a break. Regardless, I highly recommend her. The dances were good, lots of energy. After that I watched the stage shows for a while longer till another hot dancer asked me if I wanted some dances. Her name was Mercedece. She was pretty disinterested acting, checking her messages on her cell phone while we were waiting for the next song to beging. The dances were good though and she was hot as well. So all in all both Phoenix and Mercedece are highly recommended by me, although both for the front area only.

Went to Honeys yesterday and it was a bit dissapointing. 3 dancers and all were basically asleep on the back couch. Had an ok dance but left unsatisfied. Usually much better in the daytime. I'll try again in a few days.

I went here just around after noon on a weekend, so it was only open for about an hour and fairly quiet inside. I counted roughly 8 or so dancers, and about half that in customers.

Nobody really stood out to my liking for a dance, so I just pretty much watched the sage for half an hour and drank my $5 soda. The girls weren't bad looking, and unlike Ricks, it looked like a majority of the ladies I saw didn't have scary implants.

If you swing by this place at night, you probably won't have to worry about finding parking (unlike Ricks). Honey's looks like it has endless parking spots at their disposal. It's great.

i would be a little careful with this place for a while. there's a case that just got to court where a day dancer lapped an undercover cop right into the bonus round. he busted her, she outed him for going that far before flashing the badge - i can't imagine the local constabulary is happy with that kind of attention. wouldn't be surprised if they want a little getback for it, as well. there are usually a few gems to be found here, and the attitude of the ladies once they get you private is hard to beat. just not sure the local authorities are quite done with this round of tickets.

happy lapping.

wowsy wowsy wow!!!

I thought portland was the bomb. I guess I was wrong...

this place seems seedy when you walk in, it in an industrial area, the parking lot is bumpy, it really really dark, they want $15 bucks to get in before 6 pm, and the chick on stage was fat. so far, yuck... but it gets worse... the bathroom sucks, the toilets are either busted or covered in filth, and there are condoms all over the floor, more yuck!!!!!

then you cannot drink beer, only juice, pop, or tap water that tastes like it came out of that bathroom, and the next stage dance is by a zoo animal.

but!!!!!! some hot girl comes up to you and offers you the best deal for the best possible show, And TOTALLY REDEEMS THE PLACE!!!!!!

and there are a few more hotties there.

The camoflage is good. a diamond covered in shit is still a diamond.

luv ya Payton!!!,

your portland friend.....

A nice club with private booths. Dancers are friendly with the occasional pushy one that hounds you for dances and can't take a polite no thanks for an answer.

Stopped by during the daywork shift and the club had about 8 to 10 girls working. Cover charge is $15 with a one drink min. The club is pretty dark and pretty clean. There were about 5 to 10 customers at the club. The girls do three song sets (some get nude, others do not) & then hit the floor looking for a private dance. VIP is in the rear of the club, while other dances are in the booths near the tables. No real price difference between the two.

I stayed a while & then broke down & had a nice VIP dance with "Demi". Tall brunette, blue eyes, nice rack & in her early 20's. She worked hard & we had a nice time.

Dancers ranged from early 20's to late 40's (MILF). The common line at the club seems to be "The more you pay the more I play". Dancer named 'Austin' with a nice rack looked pretty tempting. I think I'll get a VIP with her next time?

Went in on a saturday evening recently, before things got crowded. There was one girl who was a 8-9 and the rest were 6 at best. They didn't even make the effort to talk. Seemed very lazy. but the hot girl did go around. She was steep, $30, but a shelled out just to see her in the booth. Was low mileage.

Stopped by in the middle of last week. Overall it was pretty good. Lots of new faces, most of them young and pretty. More than a couple of dancers were very hot. Lots of hustle, but most of the dancers are fine with a nice no thanks. The waitress contest had a couple of very cute waitresses. The vip looked crowded and I think there are many dances that have expensive dances available. Had a couple of dances with a couple of girls, good but not great, but they were very good looking. Not bad.

Stopped by during early afternoon last Thursday. There's a pretty wide selection in looks and mileage: Some of the prettier ones (7s, one 8) could be hit or miss. One problem was all dancers were persistent -- with a 12 dancer: 4 guy ratio it's bound to be that way. While the opportunities were appreciated it got a bit tiresome. Recommended if you need a quick afternoon fix.

Visited Honey's a couple of weeks ago and had a great time. Had a couple of dances out front for $25 a piece, were fine, but nothing great. The third dance was a charm. Tall, brown hair with a great body and personality. After a dance out front, we went to the back area and had three more dances with great mutual contact and a hj to finish. Total was 125, money well spent.

Stopped in early on Saturday the empty parking lot should have been red flag. It was as dead as ever, so the few girls were asking for dances like every other song. Drank my soda and left for Ricardo's (wow). This place has been much more of a miss than a hit lately. It wouldn't be so bad except for a couple of pushy dancers.

Went to Honey's Friday night around 9:00pm. The parking lot was full, but there were open seats in the main area and the VIP. There was a young vietnamese girl there, about 5 feet tall, great body and a nice set of B's. We went to the VIP area and her dances started at forty. I had to ask her to touch me inside. She replied that would be fifty and if I wanted to cum, that would cost sixty. I said I'd do two fifties and one sixty. What I was promised for the sixty (completion) never happened because she was too worried that other dancers might be watching. I said, "Who cares?? They all do the same things."
She seemed like a nice girl and wanting to please, but too paranoid. So, I'm only rating this a six.

had darker than ricks, more private than sugars, but the ladies don't compare at all, it's more getric than young, age shows to this poor used ladies and they offer more milage but at a higher rate than the ladies from other clubs although ms. Sativa is another level because her great body, her milage is ymmv but she will do it all with safety in mind, wink, wink

Stopped by last weekend around 2:00pm girl to guy ratio was very favorable. The ladies were nice with the exception of a few girls that had the used car saleperson approach. Was able to get a couple of dances from a blonde MILF. She was very nice and accomodating.

This is a strange club. The last couple of times i've been here it's been because rick's was either too full or just didn't have anyone i wanted to see, and both times i had deeply mixed results here. You can find some good looking women here - but you have to more patient on the day shift. The good ones are usually pretty busy. You can get everything you can get at rick's here, although for reasons that defy logic sometimes it costs more, at least before haggling. The booths aren't cleaned that often and the area they're in looks like some sort of crazy unfinished concrete basement, but if you're the kind of person that scares easy you're probably not going to any of the clubs in this chain. I got a couple of worthy dances that could have been worthier if i had wanted to go that route, but the length of time that you're fending off stragglers and waiting for a cutey to pop free can make it seem less fun than it should be.

This was my first trip to Everett in a long while, and my hotel was just down the street, so as much as I wanted to hit Ricks, I figured I would give this place a go. I have been here many times in the past, and have had some really fun times....especially since they put in the booth seeting.

Part I

I walk into the club at 230pm on a Thrursday afternoon with a wad of 20s in my wallet and lots of time to kill. This place had always offered very "hands on" dances, and I was looking forward to a repeat of that kind of action. There were 4 girls working as best as I could tell. All were OK, looking. Older ladies with a pound or two extra, but not too bad. I turn down a few dances to kind of scope out the action, and finally decide to buy a lap from a cute, but slightly plump blond who seemed to be a little "nastier" than the other girls as best I could judge from my recon. I was a chump and went with the $30 dance which she promised was sooo much better than the $20. (I have been going to strip clubs for 20 years, and I still give in to that line). As I am sure all of us can attest, I have had lots of bad lap dances in my time, and that is just part of the deal and we have to live with it, but this is the first time in literally 20 years of lapdance experience that I ever asked for my money back. About 20 seconds into the song, she starts chatting with the girl in the next booth, and she proceeds to just lean over me and talk to the other girl for the entire song. That, my friends, is NOT a lapdance. I politely asked if she would do another at no charge since she seemed to be busy durng mine, and she stormed away. Again, a first for me. A manager came by a few minutes later and asked me to leave. I explained the situation, and the manager appologized to me, and told me that she would make the girl give me another dance. I told her not to worry about it, and left the club. I figured I would wait a few hours and come back to catch the next shift...

PART II

...So now it is 8pm Thurday. I pay the cover again and walk into the club....maybe 8 girls working now. 3 or 4 are HAWT, and the rest are again the slightly older, slightly overweight girls. I get a few ho-hum dances from all of the hawt girls, and just when I am about to give up, I see a little asian gem hit the stage. Small girl with big tits (and asian) - WOW. She must have noticed the attention I was giving her since when she got off stage she bypassed all the other guys near the stage and came right to me. "Hell yeah I want a lapdance!" was my reply. $200 poorer and about an hour later I left the club with a huge smile on my face. I was "taken care of" if you know what I mean.

Bottom line: This place can be a gem with the right timing and the right girl, but it can also be extremely frustrating. If you are willing to take your time and find the right girl in the right situation, you will have a blast.

Stopped by here in the evening earlier this week. Haven't been here during the night in a while, it was alright. The girls used to be a lot cu