the ultimate strip club list

September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

Went recently and had a great time with a girl named Lexus. Beautiful face with milk chocolate skin and green eyes. Breasts were a little saggy, but not too bad, and a nice bubble butt. No top, full contact, lots of grinding. Don't know about YMMV, but was fully satisfied with what I got. I usually hit the clubs on GW, but this was a good trip. Price was great. Not a rush at all. Felt like the dancer was a lot more interested in my company than I was expecting. Left there without a Franklin, but with a big smile on my face. If you like a little chocolate then this is a great club, or if you just want a girl who can shake it while she earns her money.

Stopped by here a few weeks ago on a weeknight..
much different crowd around 11pm on a Tuesday, compared to 11pm on a Saturday night.
YMMV during the weekend, but it is much slower during the week, and you often will have a better selection of dancers.

Excellent club considering VA's go go policy. The girls are pretty hot, all black, a few 10's, mostly 7's, but all in all we had a great time. We have gone back numerous times, and everytime we've felt safe, for a couple of white boys in a black club. If you get there to early, around 8 or so, you'll be disappointed, but come around midnight, it gets crazy, and girls seem like there just comin in off the street. Also make sure to visit next door after closing for 10 dollar lap dances

Visited on a thursday night around 9:00pm. surprised by the number of dancers around 12. Averaged about 6 - 8 in looks great bodies all black mostly black patrons. cheap beer I think $3 a bottle not bad club.
nice surprise was lap dance club next door same girls rotated thru good contact. probaly best club in VA

Just back from sea, and stopped by the old haunt. Not too good this time. Only 3 dancers, one with tiny tits and big ass, a brown girl with a huge ass and a skinny girl with tattoos. Picked skinny girl, named lexi, and had four dances. Still only 15 each, so that was good. Plenty of friction and grinding, but no passion or real interaction. She went through the motions and I got out. Not bad, but not much energy. I'll try again, but might wait a few weeks.

I visited LAPPERS on my annual visit to the Norfolk area. This is a great place to get inexpensive lap dances that have gorgeous women, and a lot of body-to-body grind. Although you don't get the type of contact we all would like, it is still a fun place. The dances were $10 for a full uncut song. The girl was wearing only a G-string.
I lucked out and agreed to Brooke when she asked if I wanted a dance. She was sexy, well toned, a good cpnversationalist, and gave a great dance that kept me well excited and teased very well. She abided by the rules but still made it fun. I highly recommend visiting with Brooke if you're here.

This place sucks - Highly recommend you avoid at all costs. For a lap dance only it might be OK, but they have NO stage, and NO Alcohol. When I arrived there was only one girl around (@ around 5:30pm) and she wasn't that great. Got one lap dance and left.

Also, if you're the only one there, you'll have to feed an extra $2 per song to the jukebox, as there's no DJ. Admission was $7, and (sub-par) dance was $10.

I went here this past weekend while visiting the family for Easter. I thought the girls looked okay. Atmosphere is strictly backroom lap dancing. Girls were in the solid 7-8 range, I guess. This is a one-way touching joint which is odd because I've been here when touching was not a problem. The dancer did go topless which is a Virginia loophole in the law until, I think, July. The big news here is I got a lap dance that blew my mind!!! It was from a slender, black dancer that knew why I guy "comes" to a lap dance joint. Nothing illegal but the dancer's technique was just insane - and I've tested a few. The dances are 10 bucks and the songs were not cut and it was an incredible bargain. I left with smile. Great value for the Tidewater area, which really has never been the greatest for our kind of hobby!!!

This place lives up to it's name. You do not go there to watch any one dance. It is only for lap dances. They charge $7.00 to get in and $10.00 a dance. There is no contact allowed from you at all. This has to be one of the strangest places regarding touching that I have ever been to. By the look of the place you would think there would be some two way contact allowed but no.

Lappers the entrance looks just like what it is a hole in the wall. surprising how big it is inside though there is a pool table inside and 2 TVs the dance area is behind a sparking curtains and has plenty of booths. Normal 3 or 4 girls that are pretty good at what they do, fact they are dang good lol , are on in the evening they come and go all night so threes is a new one showing up every hour or so.
you go any time but during the mid week you get better dances. the right lady uses her hands a lot more and you will be very happy they let you cop a feel and give you a bush shot about every dance if your not to aggressive. over all i liked it enough to go back several times and well to be honest it's my kind of place

i went about 8 weeks ago and first time, it was alright wouldnt recommend this one though... it wasnt as nice as alot of the places ive been too. i know a few people who have been there also some liked it and others didnt. Nobody really PREFERs that place thogh. I think VA beach has a couple good ones... They couldve had prettier girls... But it was ok.. The place is really tiny, and crowded... So i guess some like it...I dont know of that many places in portsmouth though so i dont know if that is the best one in porstmouth or not but they did have a pretty big crowd.

This place appeared to be the most rundown of the two other clubs in the areas, but that's not saying much. I went at about 6:30 on a Wed and there was only 1 dancer there. I asked where the others were and the reply was that the other 7 were getting dressed or eating dinner. I got a couple of dances from the 1 that was there. Dances were pretty good mileage and the dancer put on a good show.

The third stop on my tour. I wish I had started her first and ended the night here as well, I would have saved money and had a better time, perhaps reaching a pleasant ending. This time they had three dancers all set to go. One black girl that looked cute enough but she did nothing for me. The other two were cuddled up together talking and both looked good. One was older (early thrities) and one was early twenties. The older one caught my eye. She had the look and behaviour of a woman vice a child. She was sensuous and warm. Her name was Jillian or Jill. She is a MILF. She kept up the rules of where you could not touch but did it in a pleasant way not like a No Touching Police. Her dances were and excellent tease and I would have loved to spend more time with her but much money had already been spent. Near the end of our thrid dance the younger girl came in. She was cute and had the body and the behaviour of a young girl. She would be fun to play with but not the ype you want to take home.
All in all I had four dances with Jill and if I had the money I would be back there now getting some more dances with her instead of typing up this report.