the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

I had to make a quick trip from Dallas to San Antonio Friday so I decided to take a detour off I-35 and check out Showtime. The club is only about a 1/2 mile east of the 17th/18th Street off I-35 at the southwest corner of LaSalle and Ave and 17th Street. I arrived at the club a 4:00 p.m. The club is located in an industrial area and the outside of the club is not very inviting. After entering the club, I was greeted by a man who also doubled as the bartender. I paid my $5 cover and enter club. I'll add here that Texas has a silly "tittie tax" that requires each patron of gentilemen's clubs to pay a $5 fee that goes to the state. After 5 p.m. the cover is $8 (which includes the tittie tax). I ordered a coke (because was driving) for only $2 and took a seat. Inside the club were only 3 other patrons besides myself. Two were sitting at one table talking to one of the dancers who was about a size 16 and at best a "3". Sitting by herself at another table was a dancer who appeared to have had a "hard life". She was probably about 40 but looked ten years older. Another "3" at best. Dancing on stage was a young dancer in her early twenties with 32A breasts and about a size 4. Nice, I would rate her a "7". I went to the stage to give her a few dollars. Moderate touching during the dance and she put my head between her breast during her dance onstage. Very Nice!! I asked her how much a private dance was and she said they were $20, $30, and $50. I opted for a $20 dance. The lap dance took place in a room adjacent to the stage near two pool tables. Lots of touch and rubbing during the dance to the point of her rubbing my cock with between her butt cheeks (clothes on, of course!!). This dancer, was definately the only bright stop at this club. I failed to mentioned that the inside is a dump. The owner said it would be remodeled in the next 3 months. It needs it.

Went here on a wednesday night...NOTHING...the girl (and i mean ONE) wasnt even dancing...she was playing the video poker machine, then she got on stage and just walked around, as in "i dont care to be here at all"...it was definately not the way to get me excited about giving her my money...i do NOT recommend going here...

After spending the night in Killeen, I drove on to Waco wanting to check out all 3 female clubs. I arrived at The Showtime Club at 12:30PM, Saturday, June 3, 2006. Entered the club with no cover (daytime). The bar is located on your immediate left. The main stage with a pole is located just past the bar on your left in front of the DJ booth. The DJ was a young friendly gent. Another room with pool tables and VIP booths is located to the left of the bar. The main club is relatively small but has many tables and chairs in it. It is more of a neighborhood type club. The male bartender was friendly also. I sat at the bar and ordered a $3 long-neck. There was only 1 dancer when I arrived and her name was Atlantis (8), cute, hard bodied, surprised to find out she was 33 but DAMN, look about 23!!! Bought her a drink $3 and she sat at the bar the entire time I was there (1 1/2 hrs) and was a very good conversationist. She had a 13 year old daughter and 14 year old son, and was just looking for a husband that owned a house and had a job. If I were 20 years younger, I might have applied, but.... Her body did not show that she had any children, for sure. Another dancer, Sunny (7) arrived and found out it was her birthday to which the bar employees didn't know. The bartender bought her a shot and chaser. The club usually buys a cake for the dancers' birthdays and was told they would do that for her on Monday. Finally a third dancer (name forgotten) who looked about 50, rated at a 5. She danced only twice a week I was told. I asked Atlantis about the LDs and was advised that they ran $20 in the main club area, $30 for a semi-private booth, and $50 for a more private booth. The booths are located inside the pool room to the left, the more private booth being further to the left of the other booth. Both booths had shear curtains to close once inside. I took Atlantis back for a $30 LD in the semi-private booth after asking the DJ to play a long song and received good grindage. I inquired about touching and she said patrons aren't suppose to but she brought her very nice 'almost pefect' breasts to my face anyway. After the LD I hugged her in the booth and got a little feel of those lovely darlings on top of her. I departed the club at 2:00PM, but would have stayed longer for conversation and to get to know Atlantis better, however, I wanted to locate the other clubs in town. I rate this club at 6 & may have rated it higher if I'd stayed longer. All in all, it's a nice small club for a short stop and refreshments. Recommend it be looked at if passing through Waco.

ADDITIONAL INFO:

Privarte Dance: Lap instead of table
Bar Cost: $3 at least during the day


Dropped in for a half hour or so around shift-change time. A couple of girls on stage were ok. Nothing exceptional. But passable. Dances in the back room are $30. Obviously in Waco, this is a typical case of supply and demand. I guess considering the distance to other towns with strip clubs, they can get $30 per dance. I didn't get a dance. If I had been there long enough and found a really exceptional girl, I probably would have. I'm not sure how much 'fun' you can have. But for $30, I hope it isn't an air dance. Definitely not to the standards of clubs in larger cities. But ok for a small town.

OK, but far from great club. This is sort of topless, but most gals wear flesh toned pasties. The flesh is in many shades of black, white and hispanic. Most have tattoos which turn me off.

Nice place for a quick beer. Been there several times and quality varies all over the place. The few beauties however tend to be occupied with their fan clubs. Once she finishes on stage does not circulate but heads right for her groupies.
The good news is that I've not yet seen an ugly.