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September 7, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 250

For those needing a fix of naked women, Jaguars offers a great choice of dancers with which to get that fix. The club is pricey, so bring plenty of cash; but if you are willing to show your appreciation to the dancers, I found the experience was great. There was some 8-9's, but most were 5 - 7's; the tables are too close together making it hard to enjoy some time with your favorite dancer; but there are opportunities in the VIP to really get close and personal and enjoy some 1-on-1 time. Set-ups and service are again very expensive, but for those drinking non alcohol you won't break the bank. Some dancers acted as if they were dancing on drugs, no rhythm and energy, a few were excellent and actually put on a show. Overall, it's a good place to spend an evening and see the local talent.

Nice place, if a little crowded. The tables in the main room are very close together and it can be hard to get girls to come to you. The girls are pretty hot for the most part and a couple of em' had some pretty epic tits. The staff was pretty nice. The waitresses weren't too pushy. I didn't order anything to drink, although I was asked about three times over the span of about 3-4 hours if I needed anything. Not bad, I'd say that's just good service. The private dance room was pretty sweet. Nice comfortable couches and chairs with plenty of space. $30 a song. May sound steep to some, but these girls earn it. At least the two girls I had did. Neither took off their panties entirely, but they would pull em' down from time to time and play with themselves a bit. Both were very cool with me playing with their tits. I don't get too frisky, but I did squeeze em' and kinda worked their nipples and they were totally cool with it. No visible security staff in the room, so you don't have this feeling like someone is watching your every move and you can totally relax. That being said, I was about as relaxed as you can get when you're as hard as a diamond in ice storm. These girls really knew how to work it. I could have spent a couple of grand in there if I had that kinda money. All together, I spent about $200. $160 on private dances. I got three from one girl, gave her an extra $10 to make it $100, and got two from my second girl (might have kept goin' but she had to be onstage). $10 to get in. It's usually $20, but I had a half off voucher. $20 for valet. No gripes really. The music was mostly decent. Very little hip-hop/r&b, which is good cause I hate that shit. The place was pretty clean. Great vibe. With subtle changes in the lighting from time to time, so it doesn't always feel the same.

Stopped in Jaguar's Dallas Saturday night. Plenty of free parking in the unpaved lot next to the club. Cover is $20 bucks even with or without the $5 sin tax. ( Spearmint Rhino is still charging the extra $5) Place was busy though we lucked out and got a table just as some guys were leaving. Plenty of mostly somewhat attractive girls working. Was there from about 11:00pm to 3:00am and never saw the same girl come around to main stage twice. Although the place is BYOB and a Nude club, I think it's mostly - "Bottoms Optional" as a lot of girls kept their bottoms on. Still a great place to spend a few hours on a Saturday night. - Casual Observer

The dancers here really like to get personal. I had two or three different conversations (over drinks of course) where they really wanted to know a little about me before we would get going, but once they did they got BUSY! The one thing I noticed is the more dances in a row you paid for, the more attention you get so be ready to give them some time but they will make it work for you if you do. The drinks were a little watery so I'd stick with longnecks if I were you...overall a good time.

I visited this club before heading to Baby Dolls in Dallas (see review). I wish that I would have skipped this club. This club is not a true "nude" club like Mons Venus. Nudity is only "optional" for the girls either on stage or in the VIP room. The $20 cover is not justifiable. Even though I was there for about two hours and tipped at the main stage, I was ignored by the girls for the most part. I did receive a genuine nude dance from a naturally busty brunette named Jennifer. The two dances were OK. There was not any grinding. They were worth $30 each only because it had been years since I had received a nude lap dance.

Went to Jags on Friday night after leaving Baby Dolls. Very different place than BDD. First, the parking was not as nice or large. BDD had a huge well lit parking lot. I had to park in a secondary gravel lot that was not lit real well but they did have valet if that is your desire. I paid the $ 20.00 cover and went in to see what was what. First thing to remember is that this is an all nude BYOB club and most of the customers brought their own. Every table in the place was covered with bottles of liquer and beer. This is a fairly large place with one main stage and several small stages around the club. Shortly after I found a place to sit I was approached by a tall thin dark cutie who just sat and talked for a while. We decided to go the the VIP area which was simply a separate room for nude lap dances at $ 30.00 a pop. Not much privacy and monitored by club personel. The girl that I was with turned out to be from Vietnam but spoke with a very distinct Texas accent. She was a lot of fun. Even though her laps were not very sensual they were very enjoyable. She did not go totally nude but revealed her kitty several times. She allowed plenty of 2-way contact especially NE. When I left the VIP I stopped by a small stage where a cute spinner was dancing totally nude. I tipped her and she bent over and allowed me to rub up against her kitty like I was doing her from the back side. To my surprise she reached back between her legs and grabbed my still semi-hard dick (since I had just exited the VIP) which was a very nice surprise. Interesting place, depending on your tastes it could compete with BDD (however it is very different) but I chose to give both clubs an 8.

I visited Jaguars at the beginning in mid February. I had a fantastic time on a Thursday afternoon/ evening. I had VIP dances ($30) with four dancers and all were friendly (to different degrees). Depending on the entertainer I enjoyed some DFK and very hands on (my hands on) attention from all dancers.

Jaguars seems to be more friendly in the afternoon than nights. I assume due to less customers. One dancer said she was dancing at Baby Dolls but due to LE, the rules had gotten very strict. I highly recommend Jaguars.

Went on a Wednesday night. Arrived about 10pm and the place was pretty empty. The facility is clean and pretty typical of a strip club in terms of layout. This is a BYOB establishment. Make sure you bring plenty alcohol if you plan to stay past midnight as we were not aware that no alcohol could be purchased after midnight. Girls here were very friendly, not pushy at all and I would rate most 7's or 8's. $30 for vip dance where the girls get completely naked and you're allowed to pretty much touch as much as you want. The girls will grind you as much as you want and rub their nips all over your face. VIP room seats are very comfortable and the room is lit just enough that you can thoroughly enjoy your dance. $20 for table dance on the main floor - definitely not worth it. Some girls will bargain with you (like 3 dances for $60 in VIP room). Bathroom was clean. Bought a diet coke for one of the dancers and I think it was $4 or $5. Because there is no alcohol served, there were a few dancers there 19 and 20 yrs old. Overall a very nice club and would highly recommend.

Went in on a Friday evening around 9pm, with the usual $20 cover. Most of the tables were taken and there were about 20+ dancers working, with a range in looks of 6-8. Got VIP dances from about 5 different ones and I have to say that afternoons are a lot more fun back there. It may have just been a sudden thing 'cause the bouncers were on regular patrol back there. Still, I managed to find one who approached me after watching me get ripped off (got a dance from a girl who demanded that I keep my hands at my sides -- must have been new to town) and her dances were right on the edge of what seemed to be allowable that night. I'll probably go back when I have a chance, ut I'm not going to plan any trips around a visit to this place. Dallas overall is overrated for the quality of its clubs IMO.

Nude club, except only ~25% of the girls are nude on the main stage. Six stages total, counting the main stage twice since they have two poles and the girls do 1 song on each pole. Girls range from 5-8, maybe one or two nines. You can get a dance on a couch without any privacy for $20, not nude. Or you can go to the VIP room for a #30 dance - I tried 5 girls, two went nude in there. Still had to pay the rest $30 though. I was in there last Sat night, the DJ stopped playing music at about 3:30, to be replaced with a techo DJ on stage - the place turned into a regular dance club. If you were in the club already, and had already paid the $20 cover, you have to pay an additional $10 to stay for 'Eden'. Unbelieveable. I'm not sure if dances were still available in the VIP room, but I saw many of the girls left. Wouldn't go back on a Sat for sure.

BYOB club - nude - Day shift started slow @ 3pm, 2 girls on stage but some nice looking ladies - a few in the 8-9 class. Several girls noticed I had brought the magic purple bag (Crown) with me and sat down for drinks and conversation. I had one hottie or another in my lap the entire afternoon :) I bought 2 nice moderate contact, moderate touching full nude dances in VIP. VIP has comfortable leather couches and no bouncer or manager during day shift (I don't know about nights) and you can get reasonable privacy if it isn't crowded. The club is cleaner and nicer than the other BYOB nude place down the street but had fewer girls.

My wife and I were here on thursday evening, 1/10/2008. There was quite a crowd for a thursday as this was the beginning of the Ms. Nude Dallas contest (3 more weeks to go). There were 40-50 girls on and they were rotating all 6 stages. Most were 7-9's with a couple of 10s and a couple of 6's. Though it was busy, the ladies were attentive and most played well with the couples. That was good because there were 11 couples there at one point. So many that I actually looked around and counted. This club is one of the newest in Dallas and while it's totally nude, they try to remain classy and not trashy. The show was excellent with 10 contestants, and not all of them from Jaguars. The audience was handed score sheets for the contest, so everyone could participate. We are looking forward to going back this week.

Went in on Sunday afternoon, about 20 customers by 5pm but only a half dozen dancers, 5-7, none of whom were wandering the floor. I don't do the stageside tipping -- I'd rather have the real thing. Cover was $10 and I had my own beer so at least it didn't cost me much.

Hung out for 45 minutes and went down the street.

This may become my club of choice when I visit Dallas. I stopped by on Saturday (Thanksgiving weekend) around 4p. I had two sessions with fairly attractice entertainers in VIP. My hands were free to roam. Best dances I have ever had at a totally nude club. Dancers were attentive and fun. I hope this wasn't just a lucky day.

Place is pretty clean and the wait staff were very quick and attentive but the talent was lacking thereof. The music was loud but the DJ was EVEN LOUDER. Every time the dude talked it felt like my chest was going to explode. Talent was about 4-6...the girls touted as "Dallas' most beatuiful women" were 6's at best. A couple of dark hair, petite dancers were some of the best looking and most energetic on stage.

Club overall seemed pretty dead for a Saturday night.

Very disappointed with my first trip to Jaguars...

Went in a Sat night - the place is really packed! The girls range from 4's to 8's but on average they are about 6's. The club is a BYOB & all nude; but the cover charge was 20.00 and non-alcohol drinks are 5.00. So, if you go I would bring enoguh drinks for you and the dancer!

I decided to have lunch at Jags (Barbeque) a while back and was pleasantly surprised with the talent this day. Many of the girls were eager to make money so they fell right into my hands. A nice senorita escorted me back to the VIP area for what she thought was only lapdances :) In the middle of song one I pulled out little jason and it was on from there. She gave me a nice hj/russian combo until I busted on her titts. All for the cost of 3 dances. There is a lot of fun to be had here. Just be careful!

I was down in Dallas a couple weeks ago for a convention. While there, we were on a 3 night strip club binge. I went here on my second night with a customer and co-worker who were also in from out of town. We headed here from our resort too late to buy beer at a store, but decided to take our chances anyway. We found out that for enough $, we could find away to buy some beer here. While my friends were getting one or two dances for different girls, I hung tight and waited for the "perfect" dancer. I found her in a smoking hot little blond who was drunk off her ass. When the first dance started, she immediately let my hands wander and let me suck on her tits, ears and neck. By dance 3 I had my hand near my crotch and she was grinding her bare pussy into it. Shortly after, we were passionately making out and I had a finger inside her. We kept going for who know how many songs. After she grinded me to completion and I was warn out, I asked how many songs we had and she said 4. I know it was at least twice that. I paid her, she gave me her cell number and I went to join my friends. I never ended up calling her since the next day I was brutally hungover and had to attend the convention on 3 hours sleep. We ended up at Baby Dolls the next night.

I went on a Tuesday night to take advantage of $5 dances. Unfortunately they were worth all of $5. I hear that the talent is much better on full price nights, so I will go back in a couple of weeks with some $20s instead!

I have to say I had an experience similar to the most recent reviewer who rated this club a 1. In my case I went back to VIP for two very mediocre dances at $30 apiece, only to to have the dancer claim I owed her for three dances. I behave like a gentleman at clubs, and I have money, but it didn't seem right to pay this holier-than-thou, arrogant young lady more than the $60 she was owed. After I returned to my table, she marched over with a bouncer, and they tried to extort the extra thirty dollars. I held my ground and they gave up. To the bouncer's credit I was not kicked out. But as you can imagine, I didn't feel like partying any longer with my guts in knots. This is the first time anything I've ever had a confrontation with management at a strip club, and I've been to a great many. I left insulted and can't see myself returning for a very long time.

It's a pity because there were some extremely attractive dancers, and an awesome stage with twin jaguar heads whose eyes glow in color to the music. Before I had the problem with the dancer described above, I got dances from two other girls, and they were on the arrogant and disrespectful side as well (as was one of the waitresses).



This was my first visit to Jaguars, I had to check it out based on the recent review. So I enter what looks like an auditorium and take a seat. I swear it felt like I was getting ready to watch a stage play. I thought it was kinda cool seeing two girls dance on center stage at the same time. I wasn’t there 10 minutes when “Y” comes over and sits down. It seemed like she was a little high so I jokingly ask her for some of what she had. “Y” begins to feed me some BS about her not drinking or doing drugs, I just nod my head and imagine her sucking the life out of my dick. She has a sweet, inviting personality so I let her continue for 7-8 minutes. Finally I inquire about VIP, “Y” then asks.. “Do you want a dance” my favorite stripper line. I reply with my usual response to this question. “I’m looking for more than a lapdance”. I pull her in close and whisper “ I want a blowjob”. Without saying a word she grabs my hand and we head back to VIP.

There was only one other dude in there getting a lapdance. So “Y” leads me to the corner chair opposite the lovely couple. Soon after I sit down “Y” straddles me and tells me to pull it out, I like a take-charge kinda hooker. While “Y” is dropping to her knees she begins giving me instructions. Tap her on the left shoulder if someone is entering VIP. Tap her on the right shoulder when I’m ready to nut. (So she can prepare herself) Man, you gotta love these strippers! “Y” starts what could be the best Strip Club BJ I've ever received!

First Dick Sucking position: On her knees, both hands on my chest, deep throating the hell out of little ZK.

Second Dick Sucking position: Standing, both hands on my knees, sucking the head of little ZK.

Third and final Dick Sucking position: Sitting on edge of the chair, leaning over and sucking every drop of nut out of little ZK.

When this was over my feet were tingling, I almost told her I loved her ! Since we never talked about money I handed her 5 dances worth. “Y” seemed happy with the donation. We held hands as we left VIP and I headed to the exit. “Y” told me that she dances every 3 weeks or so. This kinda experience is what makes clubs so fun!


This club is a complete rip off and I would not advise any one to go there at all.

I had a horrible experience with this club.

A dancer approached me and sold me a lap dance and took me to the VIP room. She did not perform the dance nor fulfilled any of the promises. I had to abandon the dance place because nothing was going on.

I refused to pay as I didn't get any dance.

A bouncer bullied me for $30, snatched my drink and asked me to leave. I wasted total of $60 for no service. It ruined my evening.

I was told that today was the girl's first day here and she came from outside the US. Club people better train the dancers, explains the rules/regulation/law and how to meet people expecation, how not to overpromise that can't be delievered.

There are many other nice clubs in town lik, Silver City, Gentleman's Club. Go there and have a good time.

But in case, definitely avoid Jaguar Gold Club.

Great club. Beautiful women. I have the best lap dancers I had ever had. Great atmosphere. This is the plce to have good time, specially Thursday nights (they have catfigths - girls full of oil hum!!!!!)

Stopped by here on 9/23 (Saturday) 7:30pm while in Dallas on business. I stayed about 2 hrs. $20 to get in, I thought that was pretty steep. Very nice club on the inside. After finding a seat I counted maybe 8 dancers none above a 6 (IMHO) the best looking and friendliest woman in the place was the waitress. All the others were "Wana Dance$$$' One dancer came in later and was on the friendly side not too pushy so I decided to by a couple of Laps. They had table side and VIP. Since the VIP had no cover I opted for that. The dance was decent, nude, OK nothing special. I was a little disappointed considering that this is Dallas. Not sure I would go back.

While the dancers went out of their way to say that all was possible in the free VIP lounge, the place was just plain scarry. If there were any dancers above a 5, I missed them. While the building is new, it is a near the back of a tired industrial zone.

Dances out front are $20 ($5 on Tuesdays) and the dancers said that the ones in the VIP lounge were $30. However, some of the real ugly ones were offering three in the back for $50.

Me, I just bailed.....

Decided to give this new club another chance after my disappointing first visit. Stopped by at about 2pm this afternoon. The good news:

There were about 12 dancers this time, about 6 of them AA and 3 Latina. Bad news: none was above a 6-7 on the stripper scale.

Interesting asides: Nikki, a long time Plat 2 dancer now works there, as well as Raven, the little bird from PlatII. Raven informed me that she was fired from Plat2 and decided to come over to Jaguars.

Left after about 30 minutes without partaking, since there was no one to my liking.