the ultimate strip club list

October 8, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 281

Like I predicted, Visions is now out of business.It just never caught on. It was always slow, even on weekends. It had some super smoking dancers like Kitty, but she moved ona long time ago.My advice for anyone else opening a cub in this town= LOWER THE ADMISSION PRICE! Alabama has far better clubs with much lower admissions. Every club in Nashville has a high admission with a very poor product- do all the club owners have a brain freeze?

well this is just a confirmation to commiserate. Nashville is not a place to seek the good old days of grind and bump. Even in economic hard times all the chicas want to do is talk about what they would like to do, none can. It is all talk with very little walk. Quality of dancers reflects what the market bears. Don't believe the website which is just what it is, a way to try and attract suckers. I'll be back but not for a long while. Go to Tampa or Atlanta, not even Memphis is immune.

It is always slow here. I can't understand how Visions stays in business. $20 cover on weekends-ouch! Never many customers and never a lot of dancers. Jenna looks much better in person than her photos and is smoking hot. Raven has some of the best big natural tits you will ever see but the other dancers are forgettable. Like all the other local stripclubs, Visions is just a waste of time and money.

Visions has one super smoking hot girl-little 95 pound Kitty and just very little else. Kitty is busy most of the time and the few other dancers are just forgettable. Only a few of them were present and the crowd was mostly college age. A pretty cheap place which is nice considering the other local clubs still have the pre-stupid rules expensive lapdances and admissions. I cant recommend Visions to anyone but use the coupon from one of the free rags and you might actually have a good time.

Stooped in here one night while I was in Nashville on business. COver chage includded the 2 drink minimum, it is BYOB but they get totally nude. However, not being from TN I didn't know anything about thefencce or moat as someone called it. Sure they get naked, but you have to throw you tips at them. After the set the bouncer, a long haired biker dude with the required tattos "sweeps" up the money for the dancer and takes it back to the dressing room for her. Most of the dancers the night I was there were black. Nothing wrong with that, just not my cup of tea. Most of the dancers were with regulars or sitting in a corner bitching about how bad business was. But not one of them got up and sat down with about 5 guys that came in (including me). Mybe you'll have a better time than I did. Enjoy!

When i visited this club it was a very slow night and they were short on girls and staff. Te few girls that were there just sat around and didn't look too happy to be there and an old man was the door guy,waitress,and bartender. The club was fair but i wasn't impressed. I think they need to upgrade the club and advertise for better buisness. Maybe then they will have more girls that will want to work there and the customers will be satisfied.

Visited on a weekend night and it was dead despite the extremely loud rap music playing. Only a handful of dancers. Maybe 7 customers. I was looking for Kitty and she was a no show. They have rearranged the seating from the Platinum layouts but you still cant tip on stage (like all local clubs) They had 4 dances for $40 but the girls kept their clothes on the entire time. Metro cops even paid the place a visit while I was there looking for some naughty stuff going on-what a joke-they have killed the fun times in this town.

Visited this club for the first time since it reopened as Visions and I don't think I'll be back until I see some more positive reviews here.

Cover was $15 for a Saturday night visit. Arrived about 9 PM. There was only 1 other customer in the whole place (which should have been a clue). There were 3 dancers. Can't remember any names since none was particularly memorable. What a sad lineup for a weekend night.

One of the three was fairly attractive with a shaved kitty that was sporting a ring. Her music selection was way too hardcore for me. When are these girls going to learn that they should select music for their customers' tastes and not for their own enjoyment. Listen to what you like on your time, but it's hard for old geezers like me to get into the thrash metal.

Drinks were $4. I stayed and watched all three dancers do a set and then took my cash and left. Maybe I was just too early, but it seems that things should at least be starting to rev up by 9 PM.

I checked this place out on a Monday night. I had to pay a $8.00 cover charge and $4.00 for each of my cokes. They had 7 dancers who were pretty average in looks but most had nice personality. They were charging $15.00 for couch dances but they offered 4 dances for $40.00 every 5 or 6 songs. The $40.00 deal is worth it but you need to know that 3 of the 4 songs are very, very short songs. You really can't wrong with deal just make sure you pick a stripper who can dance. Beware the dancers will ask you for a couch dance every 10 minutes but this is because no one at this club really tips.

I went to this club Saturday night 19 May 2007. I had to pay $15.00 cover charge. The club has a two drink minimum and my cokes ran $4.00 each. They had around 14 dancers half were sexy and half were not sexy. Almost all of the dancer danced really well. They offered two for one couch dances for $40.00 every 5 or 6 songs. If you have to pay $40.00 for two songs is it really two for one..I think not. Since most customers skipped the two for one specials some of the girls worked hard to spend time at your table to milk you for money (my own humble opinion). The place looks nice on the outside but still needs some work done to the inside.


Maybe they don't actually deserve a 6, but the one night I was in they actually had at least 2 lookers dancing. These girls are not exceptional, but expectations are always low in Nashville these days. One really cute and voluptuously curved black chick up from Houston to visit her mom for awhile. I take that to mean that she is a temporary respite. Usual blonde and big women who think they are a gift, not. Nice waitress, good guys at the front door. Same ambience, not a big crowd and not a lot of happiness in the rooom. My chica got better as the night went along. One small deviation to let Roxanne entertain and her focus and interaction picked up. This girl is probably only 18 so she really stands out from the usual jaded parade. 4 for 1's are just modified 2 for 1's. Hit the girls for whatever the nightly special is and avoid the showtime DJ conducted cattle calls. More for your money in between. Really just the same old stuff, nothing to recommend if there is not a chick you like.

I went in on a week night -not many girls and very few customers.No Diamond,Brandy,Dixie,Kitty,Natalie, or Tristan.The only hot girl was Roxanne and she sat with the same customer forever.the DJs still have the worlds shortest songs-the 4 for one is the same as everybodies 2 for one.There was a lot of empty stage time with no girls due to the very few in attendance.Hopefully my next visit will be an improvement.

Update to previous review...I went the next night with a friend to get a second opinion... The BIG Difference between what happened on a Tuesday and Thurday....The Song Length! Yeah that's right! They cut the fucking songs...in an extreme manner! All songs are cut to 1 min and 55 seconds....And considering that most songs range between 3.5 to 5 ...THIS IS A REAL RIPOFF!!!!

I originally gave this place a 6 because the DJ on Tuesday was...either different or being lazy and was allowing the full song to be played.

When I asked the manager what the deal was...He stated he didn't set the policy..."But, its all about the Money"...Getting yours that is!!!

So if you buy 4 songs...you're actually buying (1) 7 minute and 40 sec song.

Versus a normal Club which would be APPROX. 20 minutes.

Hmmmmm....$40 for 7 minutes or $40 for 20 minutes.....YOU Decide!!!

Downgraded to a """"1"""" for being a RIPOFF!!!

Had an evening to waste in Nashville, so I decided to check out Club Platinum. The club in general struck me as a dive. The most annoying observation was seeing a dancer on stage dance with dirty white stockings. Sorta gives you an Idea of the type of dancer who works here....Which is definately not High Class. But, I spent the evening with Roxanne and she was an average 8 on the stripper scale for looks. However, she scored a 10 for overal attitude and customer attentativeness. As with so many clubs YMMV with each visit... The club just doesn't strike me as a hot bed of adult action...then again I was there on a Tuesday night. Overal, the $16 dollar cover was extreme in my opinion but there was little pressure to buy the girls a drink...just realize that you will be asked at least once. Note: the girl has to pay for 5 drinks by the end of the night at $6 a pop...My recommendation, tip the girl the $6 bucks instead of buying her the drink...it will push your mileage higher. The Deal on Tuesday was, 4 dances for $30...and considering the dances I got from Roxanne...it was an extreme deal. Granted, there is no touching of the girls by you in this club...(no fudging this rule appears possible) but the girls appear to touch you in the right way. Overall, I'll be back only when I'm bored. 9 for Roxanne...5 for the club....2 for the dirty bathroom which had an attendant....Average 6

I went to Club Platinum Tuesday night about 7:30 while passing through Nashville. The club had opened at 6 p.m. and there were about 6-7 dancers working in front of 3-4 customers. The two dancers I enjoyed watching were Rachel and Tender. The regular cover charge is $16, but because there were not very many customers, I got in for $10. Drinks were free for guys. Dancers’ drink cost $6, but with little pressure to buy or for lapdances. I had a good time with pleasant conversation with Rachel. The layout of the club is okay. I’ll visit again on a weekend or later in the evening.

I went in on what must have been a bad night, some fat chick which is definitely not my type accosted me when I sat at the bar and demanded that I take her to the back. No way Jose, absolutely dog ugly. Not much to redemm the place. Diamond was again a waitress, but unless she dances she is not a rating factor. No exotics and I did not see any chicas that I wanted to grind me, I'm sure a couple could have flattened me or smothered me with their body mass. Cannot recommend based on this trip. I went on up and causght some Vu action and the comparison would not be fair even though the Vu was also not up to old standards. Parking is cool, opportunities for entertainment are great if there is something worth investing in, but the place needs some talent. Same song, same verse.

Club Platinum can be either terrible or excellent depending when you go-I went during an excellent night.Plenty of girls-if you like big boobs then Natalie,Erika and Brandy would be your types.Very hot girls with smaller boobs are Dixie,Triston,Jennie,Arriana and Roxanne.Diamond,maybe the best looking girl there was a waitress.They have 4 for one lap dances for $40 and the couch dances are $50.Roxanne,Brandy and Erika give excellent dances.As always the songs are cut short.

I was here on a Friday night. When I arrived, around 9, it was very slow then as the evening moved on it was basically filled by about 1 am. The girls vary from moderately good to go away ugly. One girl who claimed she was new, Innocent, was a real hottie. She does not belong here. She has fake tits, long legs and a great ass. Nice dances as well if you are nice. Other girls like Barbie you can tell are the real deal hustlers but she is not ashamed to show off her stuff and ride you good. Just remember guys, you are the girls one and only for about 2 minutes then it is off to another love. The comfy chairs are gone except for some couches in the back and on the side. I can tell you I am more willing to get a dance when I am comfortable than when I am sore from sitting on bad chairs. This place borders on being scuzzy and a bit rough but some mild fun can be had. The bouncers are watching the dances so not much in the way of extras.

I went on Wednesday 20 free dances all night. The waitress was not as annoying as before. (Asking to buy a drink in the middle of a dance) 12 girls working 15-20 patrons.
I got a series of Bed dances from a Brunette I think her name is Chloe well worth every penny. I wanted a dance from the only 9 in the place a blond. She was busy with regulars.
So I went back with 2 more series with Chloe this time was even better than before. She knows how to keep your attention. If you’re ever in Nashville on a Wednesday give this place a try especially for the bed dances


Went in last Wednesday around 8pm. About 10 girls working. Several very cute, 7 or 8s. I was just watching for the first couple of hours, then the place began to fill up. They had a gimmick going, $20 cover, all your setups, and free dances. Well the first dance is free, then you "tip" for the rest. Still not a bad deal. Got a dance from Trinity. $60 for 5 songs, and negotiated some after hours activity. It's still out there to be had.

This place has 3 very hot blonde regular girls;Allure,Triston and Diamond but not much else.I spotted only one newcommer who goes by the name of Innocent.She is very young and looks more like a model than a stripper.The songs are still cut real short and the DJs get on my nerves a lot.
They have remodeled the interior by getting rid of the comfortable couches and replacing them with Deja Vu type uncomfortable chairs- a big mistake to me.

I went to this club on Tuesday 11/16.Cover charge was 16.00 includes all the drinks Coke that you can drink. It is small with lab areas on either side of the stage.
The songs are cut very short. There were 8 dancers and 6 patrons when I arrived.
They were having 4 for 1’s all night long. Which is about the same as the other clubs 2 for 1’s. I got a dance from a blond she said the 4 for 1 are 30.00 we went to the vip area as soon as song 2 started the waitress came in and asked did I want to buy the dancer a drink. I did buy her one then on song 3 she was back with the drink so the dancer had to get off of me so I could pay so her drink. The dances were good lots of grinding. I got another 4 for 1 from another dancer lots of tit rubbing to my face on song 2 here the waitress comes in again this time I say no thanks and give the tip to the dancer, Overall the club is good besides the fact the waitress come in the middle of a dance. I will go back on Wednesday for free lab dances. I will repost then


Berry, berry boring with no hot chicks on the loose on a Sat? That was the Club Platinum encounter. No show, no chicks who did anything to catch my eye. I am not a tough judge, but gotta put the facts out... Nashville is hard up for dancers. Platinum was the same, easy parking but missing the point... find some good looking dancers. $16 to get in and free drinks, same as the Vu. I spent no entertainment dollars even though I really intended to sample a lot. Barbie from Babes has landed here, brought the same body odor. Allure was kinda alluring, but not stunning. Allure was absolutely the tops. Good wait staff. Will check back after reasonable time has passed. Zero variety except for 2 AA dancers. Has been better, was better than Vivid by light yrs, also tops Odyssey and Brass Stables like that was something to be proud of. Nashville is very sad in it's current state of decrepit exotic dancing. Sad is not really strong enough, pathetic maybe?

Made a return trip to Club Platinum this week. Wednesday night is "Free Dance" night. Pay $20 at the door and the ladies work for tips. Small crowd, about 10 girls working with most in the 5-7 range. A couple of hotties that might push a 9, but they were aloof and didn't stray far from their "chosen" customers.

The club had been freshened since my last vist, but still a typical strip club atmosphere. I got acquainted with several ladies, but primarily hooked up with a blond named Tristam(sp?). She had small perky breast and a great attitude. If you go look her up and spend some $ on a "bed dance". I'm telling you it is worth the investment.

Overall the club is laid back and not a high pressure place. The girls as a whole could be a little more friendly.

This club continues to get better due to dancers from other clubs coming over.Right now 3 of the best of Babes are here-Triston and Barbie and Dixie.Dixie is a Beyonce looking ebony-the other 2 are blondes.Also the hottest girl at Showtime is also here-Arianna- a very young great looking brunette with a natural body.Jennie also still dances here-she is one of the hottest girls in town for sure.Songs are still short in the 4 for one-the waitresses can drive you crazy-but I still recommend Club Platinum.

This place has undergone a lot of changes but what matters is the dancers. Right now it has some very good ones;Cherry and Brandy have left Babes to come here.Tyler has left Anthony's and is great to look at.There is a girl named Jennie who is very young and very blonde and very hot and gives a great dance.The 2 waitresses are also off the hook-Violet and Diamond both former dancers.The DJs finally are playing longer songs.All in all I would recommend Club Platinum.

this is a very unique club, they have bed dances and stage shows. The girls are pretty and they have good personalities. I recommend this club to every man.

It was Hog Heaven on Sunday night and not that much pork could have been found anywhere short of midwest slaughterhouse. 4 total dancers, all less than 5 on any standard beauty scale and they did not want to be disturbed from eating their Michaelangelo's delivery pizza. Gotta keep that fat jiggling. Top it with tatoos and an aggressive attitude and it was time to walk out less than an hour into the place. Score should really be about a 1 or 2, but parking is easy and the staff was extra friendly that night. Guess they knew they had to be. The pizza delivery guy was not even interested in hanging around for a free view, he split quick with probably no tip. Zero chicks to recommend and I would not go back into a dark place with any of them for love or money. Wonder if a dancer has ever had to pay a patron to go back and hope some sucker falls for the ploy?

This report is based on a combination of 2 visits, one on a Wednesday which is where this club is really differnt. One on a Thurs where this club is the same function as any other in Nashville. Chocolate and her little sister ex from Showtime are here and calmed down. Maylana and Naudia are their Platinum names. Still enthusiastic, skinny with a high potential for being wild. Peaches is recovering from gall bladder surgery and is a little soft and heavy right now. Hangs with the Fort Campbell guys who are big patrons during the week. That convers all the exotics, what is left are GA and TN girls who come in all shapes and sizes. No stunners at all. Controlled dances, but the bed for $50 is a good deal especially on Wednesday when any dancer price is totally negotiable. Don't but into the tips only hyperbole, it is still a business and the girls perform according to how they are paid. I have not seen anything new and different, just that some chick will run a floor show for 3 dances. Big deal. Easy parking, good tables, lots of smoke and cruddy restrooms. In other words just the expected. Could have fun, but it depends on whom is working and what your girl types are. Way too many overweight chicks, not fat just about 10-20 lbs overweight. Excepting the razor thin Maylana and Naudia.

My last trip through the Vu was great. I got a dance from a girl named Presley, that really enjoyed. Nothing extra offered or asked for, just a good dance form a good looking lady and she really seemed to enjoy herself. So, I had a good time and there were some really pretty women there that day. The pressure for a dance was about average for Nashville club, I think I went throught about $100, but I wasn't there to save money--lol.

Stopped by Club Platinum last night. There was a decent selection of girls, about a dozen or so. There were about the same number of patrons. There were two girls on stage during each song and frequent 4 for 1 specials (they only play half of 4 songs, so really like a 2 for 1).

Got a lap dance from a really cute blonde named Haley. Beautiful body with a really slim hourglass figure and a pretty face. Her boob job looked top notch, too. The dance was OK with good contact, no extras. She did sort of put it on autopilot and look like she was thinking about anything except me, but I understand it's hard to always be enthusiastic and "into" every dance. Overall, not a bad place to spend an hour or so.