the ultimate strip club list

September 6, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 249

I went to this club the week before Christmas. The club just opened up for the night. I received 2 lap dances from the same dancer. The lap dance area was a room behind the stage. While I was getting my lap dances another dancer brings another customer to the room. So, not really much privacy. The lap dance consisted of grinding, and that is just about it. I don't know why I got another one, but I did. It consisted of the same. I left the club after about a half hour there.

Small club in the middle of nowhere. I went on a Monday night, and there were only 3 girls there, and about the same number of customers. They wear pasties & panties and do either $25 booth dances, or $30 semi-private room dances. They also have a private room for $100/half hour.

Mileage (as always) varies depending on the girl. One was a REALLY boring air dance. The other one was as hot as I have gotten anywhere. This girl was doing a great dance but I couldn't be obvious about touching her; otherwise the owner would come in.

All in all, not bad for the area.

Had a great time. not the fanciest, or glamorous, but sweet girls and nice people made it worth the drive. The girls were nice to talk with, and I enjoyed the fact none of them hounded me all night, but rather gave me space to pick and choose who I wanted to be entertained by. The drinks were reasonable, and besides the fact the place needs to be cleaned up a bit, I definately will come back again when I am in town...

I thought this club was okay, but nothing special. I've got a thing for seedy strip clubs, but this one was a real nasty dump inside. The two for one dances are a decent deal, but the dancers are a bit restrained. The dancers that I saw were either a little haggard and over the hill or large, but there was one attractive older dancer. I would say this club is worth checking out if you're passing by on I-65, but don't expect too much. A sign on the door said that it didn't open until 6pm. There's an adult video store on the other side of the interstate as well.

This place is now known as the Midnight Express, new owners, new attitude. They are trying to clean up the place but it dosen't need it. We need more raunchy stripclubs. Still just $5 cover and that night, beers were just $2 each.Far and away better than anything in Nashville. It has plenty of very young girls with small boobs but I sat with Carmen. She can lose some pounds but has the big knockers I crave. She gave an OK grind. Dances are $20 and they do 2 for ones once an hour, so that is a great deal. Carmen got drunk on vodka and acted a fool but I will forgive the girl cause I have the hots for her.

This is a late write up, I visited this club back in May and am just now getting to writing it up. It has changed owners and has really gone downhill. They are trying to remodel, and stripped out all of the carpeting. The new ownners also own the midnight express, which is too bad as that club is extremely tame and yawn boring. We don't need more clubs like the ones in Nashville. The mileage here is nonexistent, do not expect anything other than minor grinding. The beer prices have went up, and the management has determined to save ourselves from us by "cleaning up" the club. No thanks guys, not interested. I am sorry to say this club is no longer a viable option. I recomend we avoid it, maybe they will go out of business and someone else will buy it. Good luck Guys.

club is nice on the inside but that was the only thing i liked. Girls are good looking but will not talk to older guys for some reason even though i was the only one there. only 2 would even make eye contact. bouncers will not speak even if you speak to them. they just ignore you and walk away. NOT TOO GOOD FOR BUSINESS TO NOT BE FRIENDLY! if you want to have fun go next door to the watering hole unless you are a young guy i guess. will never go back here a waste of money and time.

Visited on a Friday night. The club is nice as usual, not very crowded, but a young crowd. Counted eight or nine girls and a couple were outstanding. Got dances from a couple of girls, the best was fron Nichole. This girl is absoloutely beautiful, with a smile that will light up a room. Her dances were on par for Utopia which is pretty low mileage the only problem with this girl is as follows. In my opinion she really does not like her job, and likes the men even less. How do I know this? I watched her body language with all the men she sat with. She sat with me for awhile and I tried to start several conversations with her to no avail, her responses were almost non existent and she oriented her body away from me, arms and legs folded, and looked away, refusing to make eye contact. I thought perhaps it was just me, and she thought I was hideous!, but I watched her all night and she did the same thing with every guy she sat with. My advice to her, and this is not meant to be mean, but if you really don't like your job or us, maybe stop doing it, as guys can tell when you are not interested in what they have to say. If you could overcome this issue, you would make a lot more money, I would have gotten more low mileage dances from you just to see you up close. Make some eye contact, try to make friends and learn to relax and have some interesting conversations you might find it enjoyable if you just gave it a try. I don't expect you to go home with me, I just come for some companionship, and affection, maybe a little fantasy with an intelligent, interesting and attractive young lady(which I think you are). I had a dance from a cute little blonde who just moved here from Michigan, forgot her name but she gave a reasonable dance. Asked if extras were available, and she politely said no. I thought she might as while getting dances two young guys that worked ther kept looking in my booth about every 30 seconds. Relax guys, back off and let the customers enjoy themselves, isn't that why you guys have cameras in each booth? Utopia has become a much better deal now that watering hole raised thier prices and lowered thier mileage.

I was traveling to Alabama and stopped by this club on December 24,2007. It was around 12:30 am. It wasn't very crowded, which you would expect since it was Christmas Eve. The cover charge was $5.00. I bought a soft drink for $2.50. I'm not sure if they serve alcohol or not, since I was driving and didn't want to drink. I was asked if I wanted a lap dance by a pretty red head. The lap dance cost $20.00. When she danced she rubbed her ass on my hard dick. I got another lap dance from her, hoping that she would do a little more. She said her pasties were bothering her and she took them off. She had very nice nipples. I bought another dance from her and this time I was rubbing her ass when she was dancing. I would recommend this club.

Stopped on a Friday night, got there about 7:30pm. The girls are not as attractive as I have seen before. The clientele is definitely young underage men. Most of the girls are not very communicative, this has become a "Hi, would you like a dance" , type of club. Two girls sat and chatted for a moment and I got dances from them. One girl required me to put my hands to the side,(no touch), the second one had a little more contact. The dances are similar to Nashville but they are topless with pasties. Cameras in all the booths and a young bouncer that sweeps through the booths every 10 minutes. Unfriendly atmosphere, the bouncer must be either an off duty cop or a frustrated individual who wishes he was cop as I get the distinct feeling he is somewhat of a bully and likes to throw his, "authority" around. This atmosphere might work if the girls were exceptionally hot, but they are not. Don't make any special trips to this place. Beer was cold and reasonable, hint turn down the lights, maybe the girls will look better.

I arrived at the club at 9:40PM, Friday, November 16, 2007. It makes you wonder why this club is in Pulaski and The Watering Hole is in Cornersville, when they're only seperated by a small ditch! I paid the normal $5 cover charge and entered and took a seat at the bar. I ordered a Red Bull and was surprised I got it served in a can, instead of a plastic cup like I did at The Hole. I noticed about two dozen customers, mostly young, and about ten dancers, mostly young also. I think the ole' codgers like myself hang out at The Hole. The quality of the dancers here was very high, my higher than the "Hags of the Hole"! Hey, that could be a new name for The Watering Hole! As I sat at the bar, a dancer named CiCi (8.5) was sitting at the bar and recognized me! She said, "Hey!" and shoke my hand. Now, you have to understand something at this point of my review. I dated CiCi's mom, Shiela, who happens to be a waitress at the club, but wasn't there this night. Shiela's family and I did a lot together, some travelling, etc. I dated Shiela for about four months then disappeared without a trace, changing my cell number and all. No phone calls, no official breakup of the relationship. The rest of the club staff knew me also, because I used to come to work with Shiela and hang around the club till she got off work. Although the staff was friendly toward me, they didn't go out of their way to have much to do with me while there. I asked CiCi if I could get some lap dances from her later on and she said sure. Then CiCi got up from the bar, started dialing her cell phone (probably to her mom about me popping in at the club).

In the meantime, I was approached by several nice looking dancers and took advantage of some announced 2fers for $20. Other than those, the single LD price is $20. The mileage was 'as par' for this place, nothing like The Hole. The manager keeps a close eye out on the dancers as they do LDs, even as far as walking back and forth in front of the cubicles. If any dancer gets out of line, they're called into the office and shown the tape from the cameras. Believe me, I know this place inside and out, and they do have "operating" cameras in their cubicles, so don't expect too much out of LDs here. One rule is the dancer has to keep one foot on the ground, but some good grinding can still be attained with experienced dancers. Like The Hole, pasties is a requirement, and I also noticed all dancers wore their g-strings and thongs while performing lap dances, unlike their stage performances.

CiCi never came back to me for LDs, so I suspected her mom told her to keep away from me, as she sat with other customers all evening. Too bad, because I probably would have spent some $$$$ on Cici for LDs.

My last LD was from a cute (7), short, well built. She found out I had lived in Memphis. She told me she had danced at the Platinum Plus in Memphis, before they shut it down. With this information in mind, it was not surprising that she delivered the better LD than others, but was still restricted by club rules.

I departed the club at about 11:20PM, rating it a 7 based on dancer quality and friendliness of the dancers.


Visited this club on July 20th. Cover was $5 and cokes were $2.75. The cub is one large room with Bar at West end and single stage in SE corner. Table and straijghtback chairs. Along th Noeht wall is the VIP section, with sepeperate booths with half walls and a lattice wall that seperates area from the rest of the room. Dances were $20 except one girl said better dance was $30, but would not indicate waht better was that $20 qwas no touch. HAd another dance where brest touching alot occaisionally. There were about six girls working ranging from 3 - 7 in looks. A lot of small boobs. Probably would not make the trip back down from Nashville to visit.

Paid Club Utopia a visit on a weekend night after a boring trip to the club next door. Less than 10 girls were present including Allie, a hottie with long blonde hair. All girls were above average-they just dont hire unattractive girls it seems. DJ was playing a lot of oldies. I was told they change to rap later but it was almost midnight when I arrived so not sure when is "later". I saw several girls from Nashville who are making the trip to exit 22 after basically giving up on the Nashville stripclub scene. Carmen (aka Erika), Diamond and Jersey, each late of Anthonys Showplace. Carmen has gained some pounds but still has an awesome set of boobs. Dances are 2 for $40. Jailey, another former Nashville dancer from Showtime was here also. She is a slim blonde with a good body. I decide to get a lap from her and was not dissapointed. She let my hands roam and rub her ass and tits. I told her I thought Utopia was a no contact club and she replied "I dont give a shit-I do whatever I want to do". That is an excellent attitude considering the current climate. If gas would ever go back down to a reasonable price, I would go to exit 22 more often instead of the rare work related trips. The best club in the state outside of Memphis? Maybe but for sure the best club this side of Huntsville; way better than anything currently in Nashville.

Tried again, had some free time and came down to visit. The girls are pretty, some are exceptional but the dances are pretty tame. Exit 22 continues to go downhill. Girls are pretty , but not very interested in meeting new clients. They seem more interested in hanging out with boyfriends etc. Cameras in the well lit booths, keep your hands to yourself fellas, not much better than Nashville. If you want a road trip, keep going south to Huntsville and try Fantasias. I am wondering if the club is getting some heat from the local constabulary. Beer was cold and reasonable, but that was the best part of it.

I was driving back on I-65 and decided to stop here and check out this place and the club next door. Admission was only $5 and the beers were $3-all clubs in this area including northern Alabama have very cheap admissions and all serve beer and also they seem to be topless only with nipples covered by some type of paint. There was a decent crowd for a weeknight and the sign says dances are one song for $20. Every dancer present was young and in good shape. I only saw one pair of fake tits and it was on a dancer named Nicole who I admit is one of the best looking girls I have seen anywhere- an awesome blonde bombshell with a near perfect body. I would rate her a 10 except for a few tatoos she had. A lot of the other girls had very large tatoos oddly enough. The only dance I got was from a slim girl with long hair-the name escapes me. No mileage at all-mainly a air dance with a little grinding by her skinny butt.
You have a lot of privacy in the dance area but the entire club is well lit so I doubt if any extras are ever available at this place. I would for sure go back here and I have aquired a taste for these small country town strip clubs.