the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

Was there about a month ago. A little hard to find in the middle of nowhere.Beer is cheap considering the area. there was about 8 dancers and 20+ patrons the night I was there. Outside it looks like a dump. Inside the place was clean even the bathroom. As soon as you walk up to the door a guy take up the cover charge I think 5.00. Wait staff real nice dancing does not start till 8. But they have a couple of pool tables. Private dancing done on the side of the club in plain view of everybody. Dancers was real friendly and most was hot. I got 3 dances from bambi. No extras was offered although she said the more I tipped the hotter the dances is. How hot can they be with everybody watching us?. Anyway I got a few dances from a really cute brunette sorry can't remember her name they were better than the others and she even sat in the couch area 1 extra dance so we could cool off.

Went there on a Wednesday night a month ago. Out in the middle of nowhere, a little spooky in a way. Nice enough people though and affordable. Huge bar. Pool tables. Most guy weren't paying attention to the stage...had all the signs of a local hang out, and oh, the girls aren't wearing many clothes. The way every neighbor hood bar should be, er, decorated.

But when it comes down to it, the girls don't get naked. As bikini bars go, it's probably among the better ones, but if you are going to travel that far out of the say to seem something naked, you need to see something naked.

Friendly cops showed up and wandered around. Many seemed to know them. Cheers with boobs.

I visited again on a recent Friday night. Paid the usual $5 cover had several inexpensive beers and sat at the bar, not much was going on and I thought about leaving. I'm glad I stayed because most of the better looking dancers don't even arrive till after 8 pm. By 9 pm there were 8 dancers, ranging from 5-8+. I'm happy to report that things are still on the upside here and this remains 'the place' to go if you are in Chattanooga, Clevaland or anywhere nearby.

It's been a few months since my last visit and things again have changed (for the better) again. The strong rumor within is that the club has changed hands from Angie or Alicia to the owner of the building. It's hard to tell since both of them are always at the club.

I guess none of this really matters anyway. During my visit there were 8 dancers ranging from 5-8. Dancer quality is better, and the atmosphere is much friendlier. The larger crowd that night must feel the same way I do. Alicia's is back on my radar, I plan to visit and review again within the next few weeks.

I guess I'll continue to be the only reviewer of this club, but I might even stop if I have visits like my last one this past Saturday night. There must have been some major high drama going on as all the dancers spent most of the time talking among themselves and completely ignoring customers. The guys sitting near me found this as odd as I did and we amused ourselves by speculating what was going on. I'll never know, but I probablly won't go back for a while and maybe never if this atmosphere continues.
Bottom line is I don't have anything to review as there were no dances period, it's too bad because several of the dancers looked very hot. I hope this drama/poor service issue was just a fluke.

It seems that I am the only person willing to review this club.

Well it really is a different club since about April when the new owners took over. I've been here a couple of times since and I've been pleasantly suprised. Nothing really different from the previous reviews expcept that it does open at 5:00 pm and Wed is all night happy hour. The girls seem to change very frequently but somehow, even here way out in the country, they get decent dancers to replace the ranks.

No doubt this is the best club in the area, because it's the only club in the area, and it's certainly worth visiting if you are anywhere nearby.


This Bar is now open and under new ownership. The owner/bartender is a dancer, though she doesn't dance at this club. I think they are now open Wed., Thurs., Fri., and Sat. from 6:00 till 3:00 am.
Door entry is $5.00 beers are $3.00. The interior layout is the same as the previous club, but has been cleaned up. This is strictly a bikini club, with stage dances, chair dances, slow dances and vip dances.
VIP's are $20. The night I was there the 7 dancers ranged from 4 to 8.
The Club attracts pool players, drinkers, and local couples out for the night. It's a good place to land and not spend a lot of money. I suspect business will grow as word gets out.

I was told by a reliable source that this club did re-open shortly after my last attempt to visit. Unfortunately, on Saturday 3-18-06 at 8:15 pm when I tried to visit it was closed! There has been activitiy and the lighted sign in the parking lot said "New Owners" and nothing else. I'm not sure if the new owners already were in and now out of business or if they have not yet opened under new ownership.

This club is out of the way, and no phone number given has ever worked for me, so it's very difficult to know what is going on. I guess I'll hope for a report from someone else or it will be a long time before I venture that far to find out their status.

Oh no, tried to visit this club several weeks ago but it was CLOSED. The portable road sign stated
they would be opening soon, though it didn't state when. I hope this means they plan to reopen.
They closed for a few weeks either last winter or the winter before as I seem to remember.
Of course, their phone never works so it's impossible to know whats going on here unless you
make a trip which may be for nothing.



Visited this club on a recent Thursday evening. Not much new or different, same ridiculous $10 cover charge and loudmouth dj. This is what you must put up with to see some fairly good looking gals and have a couple of decent priced beers. Only 3 girls working this night and I'm told that's all they have dancing now. For some reason I keep returning to this club, it's somehow comfortable and certainly the only club in the area. Rules remain the same but dancers work hard to make it enjoyable.
I'll be back.

I'm glad to report that this place remains decent for the past few months, maybe it will stay this way. Nothing really great but it's comfortable. The $10 cover is really excessive for what you get and where it's located, but then again maybe thats why they get away with it. Three or four of the dancers seem to remain the same with the others coming and going regularly.
Though this is technically a bikini bar, somehow you always get to see the goods. This adds to the excitement. Really not much else has changed and this place remains a good stop if you can stand the $10 rip-off to get in.

Went last night. (Thursday). Got there at 11:15 because it takes longer than you think to get here.
3 Girls. 2 of them were nice looking.
Cover is $10.
One of the girls told me that they were being hassled alot by the police. Were even shut down for a while.
Cleveland is a very religous town and people do not like the club even being there, so their constantly harrassed.
They cannot do couch dances right now, but I don't know why you'd want one b/c there is absolutely NO privacy.
All they can do is tableside dances. $20 per song. Mostly air and little peeks at T&A.
Absolutley NO touching by customers.
For me it is simply not worth the drive.

More changes for the better to report. I visited 6-17-05 and found the dancer quality and attitudes improved, more customers and back to opening Tuesday through Saturday.
The business upswing seems to be seasonal, I sure hope it continues because this is definetely the best club in Chattanooga or anywhere between Knoxville, Nashville and Atlanta. If you are river-rafting the Ocoee, this is the place to party after the being on the river.


More changes. They are now open only Thursday, Friday and Saturday from 6:00 pm till whenever they decide to close. The girls are complaining and leaving though a few decent gals are still hanging on, hoping for a return to the good old days.
Dances are way lame and almost a joke due to local laws. As always this place remains a decent place for a cold one and a look around. Just keep your expectations realistic.

Not Closed! At least it wasn't 2-18-05. It did close for 3 weeks 'vacation' in
January without even posting a note on the door. It certainly did appear to be
out of business. I'm sure they lost a lot of business by this poor customer service.
But the changes continue and not at all for the better. On this visit the good
news was they are still open, the bad news is that the silly 6 foot rule has caught
up to them. You can't even get within 6' of the stage to tip. Rumor is that this silly
local law may change. I hope it does so very soon.
This is now just beer bar with some pretty good eye candy. Let's hope for more
change as it almost has to get better.


Speaking of changes, last Saturday night 1-15-05 at 7:30 pm this placed was closed up tight. No sign on the door or any indication if the closure is permanent. The phone number above is 'no longer in use.' I tried another old number and got the same results.
I hope this place resurfaces. If you know anything please post your information.



In a previous review I mentioned the frequent changes here and as expected the changes continue. You would expect dancers to change often but this club hires, fires and rehires extremely fast. My last visit in mid December was on a weekday night, there were only 5 dancers and dead would be an understatement.
Fortunately, the dj didn't make the girls dance on the bar (a good change), so it was possible to just sip a few beers and relax. Dances, prices etc are still the same. Actually, quite a bargain compared to most. If more dancers are recruited and kept happy enough to stay this place should remain on my hit list. I hope management can pull it off.

I visited this club a few weeks ago to find it very different than the last time. The stage has been way chopped off, many new dancers, same dj. Dances are strictly 'air' with a few flashes. It seems that dancers dance on the bar whenever a lot of customers are sitting at the bar and not tipping. The girls don't like bar top dancing and quite frankly it's pretty annoying and expensive when you just want to relax with a beer.
The way things change here this info will probably be out of date very soon. If you are paddling on the nearby rivers this is still worth a visit.