the ultimate strip club list

October 15, 2008  •  Vol. 15, Issue 288

I took my friend there for his bachelor party and we had a good time. some of the girls were absolutely AMAZING!!! AS few however, were either drunk or stoned and had problems with attitudes and movements (one almost knocked over one of our tables TWICE while trying to complete a back roll!). Most of girls were friendly and attractive and one gave me the BEST lap dance I have ever had...However, I can defintely see where some nights it might be too quiet...So...a decent place that I would go back to (if only to see Amanda dance again!), but not the best club I've ever been too.

Dead, boring, vibeless on the night I stopped in. I usually head straight to the Masters when I am in town, but since I was staying nearby I thought I would try a change of pace.

I stayed for one $7 drink and some banal conversation with a dancer who wasn't that interesting before taking off. At least I had a pass to get in for free.

There was only one girl dancing and looking bored at a time, and one table in the lower level that was having some fun. The rest of the girls were sitting in 3-4 groupings smoking and complaining to each other how boring it was in here this evening.

Visited the Dollhouse in between Bike Week and Black bike Week on two consecutive weeknights. The club was actually a little bit more than I expected. I found a good varitey of girls. I got several dances from a young, very slim brunette with nice proportionate implants. She even met me for drinks afterwards at the Bikerbar across the street. I actually did the foolish thing of getting half an hour for three hundred bucks in the champagne room. Very good mileage and pretty good ambiance. Nothing that will blow your mind or anything else for that matter, but a great time anyway. Barstaff was nice, but the club had a slightly annoying "high golfer" quote. Except for that I will probably be back. I think the club could benefit from having a few moe dancers that are above college age for those of us who like women between 25 and 40, but otherwise a pretty cool club.

I Was in town lookin for a good time and saw this place so I figures I would stop in. THe place is very niice and comfortable inside. The girls were some of the best I have seen in a while! The drinks are really expensive $5 for beer and water!!!!! Even more for shots and mixed drinks! But the private rooms are actually 100% private and not a bad price! Next time I'm in town I will definitly stop in!

I went to the Dollhouse around 11:00 pm on a Saturday. The cover charge was $10 and beer was $5. There is one large central stage and two smaller stages. The smaller stages were only sporadically in use during my visit.

There were 20 girls working but you would never know it by looking around the club. After 30 minutes in the club I had only seen 5-10 girls, but they announced a 2-for-1 and they appeared on the stage from nowhere. Most of the girls were in the 6-8 range. Nothing exceptional on either end.

I talked with one of the best, Sabrina. Sabrina explained the options: a $25 couch room, a different more private room which you could get for 15 minutes ($150), 30 minutes $350), or an hour ($600). We went for the $25 dance. Sabrina was fantastic - she seemed to enjoy it more than I did, which greatly increased my enjoyment. Unfortunately, her night was over shortly afterwards and I was unable to get another dance.

I also tried out one of the Russians during a 2-for-1. Very mechanical and uninterested.

The club may stay open until 4:00 but they cut off alcohol sales at 2:00.


Being the hound that I am, each summer when I take my family to Myrtle Beach, I always keep 2 to 3 nights open to party with the dolls at Thee Doll House. Located on Hgwy. 17, you can't help but notice it when you are traveling down what I call "The Strip". This sweet little stip club is nestled back next to it's sister nightclub, The Afterdeck.
Now let me get down to it. In the summer there just seems to be no end to the beautiful, young, scantily clad girls down in SC. Thee Dollhouse seems to attract some of the sweetest peaches you'll ever see! They are mostly sweet southern belles who either ran out of money or just loved the beach so much that they couldn't leave. For whatever reason, they are dancing here on one of 3 stages for your pleasure. Sweet!!!!!! One thing that I've noticed here is that you rarely see the typical, road worn bimbo that you'll find at many strip clubs across America. No, many of these sweeties are fresh off the farm and they do grow 'em nice down south!
I really like the way they do things at Thee Doll House. At least twice a night the girls line-up and parade down the fashion style runway. This gives you ample time to eye them up and choose your favorite(s). It's usually hard to pick just one!!! Later on they do the same parade thing only this time in their "prom" gowns (I'm guessing many of them used them for the first time at their prom last summer). Sure brings back long lost memories! The table dances are cheap and a good conversationalist, depending on how busy it is, can spend hours (that's plaural) with a beautiful, model quality young woman on less than $100. This, of course excludes drinks.
The last time that I was there, periodically throughout the evening the club would run "specials". Again the girls line-up and parade down the runway and then exits the stage. She mingles with the patrons offering some sort of club swag and a 2 for 1 dance special with the hat or whatever in the package price. I should mention that the general consensus of the ladies there is that the "specials" suck. - They have to give too much back to the club. This might be $20 - $30, but you take home a mommento from the club and a big smile on your face, not a bad deal. Anyway, as you can probably tell, this is my favorite strip club in Myrtle Beach and I'm not ashamed to admit that I've visited them all at one time or another. Check it out at the beginning of the winter "golfers season". The girls tell me it's even hotter and heavier than in the summer when I'm in town.
Enjoy and if you check this club out be sure to tell 'em Michael J. Peters sent you and that you want your free VIP pass that he promised to you! Just joking, of course, but MJ Peters Management owns this club as well as the Pure Platinum clubs in Florida and around the world.

I went to Thee Doll House on Thursday. It is a place I have gone to a couple times before and is either a hit or a miss. Even the hits are not really something I would call that good.

First I will rate the pluses of the club. The professionalism from when you first enter at the door all the way to the waitresses and dancers is great. The doorman is always the same guy and he always greets you pleasantly. He offers to get you a table if you want one and once inside at your table they make sure a waitress comes over right away. When you leave they thank you for coming. Also if you look as though you are not enjoying yourself someone from the staff will come over and ask if there is anything you need or they can do. They will also ask if they can bring a girl over to you. This part they have right and in my opinion one of the best places to go in Myrtle Beach if you want to go for the service. Another plus is they have girls from out of state rotate in and out of the club during the golf seasons. This gives a lot of different variety and you never get the same one twice (unless she is a local girl).

Now for the minuses. First it is too smoky in there. They need to get some type of better ventilation system. When it is busy and you walk in, you feel like you walk into a smoked out building. It can be so bad that you can not even see the stage clearly because of all the smoke. Second the stage lights can be a blinding problem. Sometimes they have these lights on all around that rotate and bounce off these little mirrors which enhance there brightness. They hit you directly in the eyes, can be blinding, and I have not found anywhere to sit where it does not effect me. These are the same blinding lights you find in a dance club. If I wanted to go to a dance club I would not have come to a strip club. Now comes what I called the pricing problem. You can get a table dance for $10. Not much going to happen there. You can get a couch dance for $25 per song. Not much happening there either. Then they have a "tent" area which is more money, a champagne area which is even more money, and not much happening in either of those places. Then there is the VIP area, this is where the better action is suppose to be happening. This of course is even more money. You can rent the "VIP suites" by the half hour. It costs $50 per ever half hour rent. This is in line with every other club I have been to up and down the east coast. The problem lies in the price the girl wants. I will bring this prospective into a per hour basis which in this case the club fee would be $100. The girls can negotiate there own price. The club does not set it, but they do set a bottom price. The girls that I asked wanted between $600 and $800 PER HOUR!!! That price with the house charge comes to $700 to $900 PER HOUR and that is not given you FULL SERVICE!! The worst part is the girls are no better than a SIX!! In my opinion based on all the clubs I have been to from FLA all the way up to MASS these prices are way out of line. I found that most clubs I have been to, the average price is $500 per hour. Even locally with the other clubs like Masters and Centerfolds you will find that price for an hour VIP.

In closing if you want to go to a place with little satisfaction in way of "ENTERTAINMENT", a place where you just want to hang out with friends and get a couple of drinks, a place with great service, and a place where you can get the standard table and couch dances with not much going on, then this would be your place to go and I recommend it. If on the other hand you want more action and do not want to go bankrupt in the process then I would not recommend this place. The private dances are too pricey and if you want to use a credit card they will charge you a 10% premium for that privilege.

Was in on Friday night. Haven't been here in probably 15 years. Club is nice and large inside, with 1 big and one satellite stage, couple of bars. Very spacious. Decent crowd. Doormen and ushers/bouncers are agressive at helping you. Doorman offered us discount on entrance if we'd give the front girl a good tip, then found us a table, grabbed a quick waitress for 1st drink order. That part was cool and unusual to me.

But, after about 15 minutes of sitting and drinking, watching stage, they kept coming back, offering to grab us a girl, just tell us which we want, and also giving us upsell on the little VIP booths they have scattered around. Didn't love that part, just a little too pushy.

The girls were mostly cute, although most either small or fake. None really had me fired up for a trip to the back, so we didn't try that out and didn't stay long.

Was going through Myrtle Beach, and saw this place. Not one I had been to before, the inside looked promising, as did the counter girl. Sadly, I was dissapointed. The girls were less than attractive, and the only good looking one wouldn't even look at you unless you were waving 50's and pointing. The only dance I got was less than enjoyable and not a lot of contact. I will give the place two positives, excellent drink service, and the music was the good, and at the perfect volume. Overall, not a place I would probably go back to.

Having been to the Dollhouse in Orlando, FL, I figured this would be a good choice to see. Boy I was wrong. The girls were skanks, and half the time the dancer called to stage didn't show up. There were several minutes where the stage was empty - no dancer, no nothing, and another time when the same dancer stayed out for an extended set of songs because the next dancer never came on stage. What a waste of time and admission.

I had a great time the last time I was here. This is a small, laid back kind of club with friendly staff including the dancers. They are not all the type that asks for a dance right off the bat then leaves if you refuse. One of the bouncers brought a girl over to our table, introduced her and asked if she could sit with us for awhile. One dancer sat down beside me that I wasn't really interested in. I tried to ignore her but she wouldn't go away. She finally talked me into a dance in the couch room that turned out to be really pretty good, lots of contact. Another came over, sat and talked with me for a good ten minutes before asking for a dance. She was a hot looking gal, smokin' body, long blond hair and a very sexy tat on her lower back just above her hot ass. I went to the couch room with her and wasn't disappointed.

Pretty good club. If you are a tourist like I am it is easy to find. The prices were reasonable and the selection of woman wasn't bad at all. There were a few blondes, a couple of sisters and the rest were the girl next door type. I wanted a place to hang out for about an hour and when this fit the bill perfect. It is not top shelf material but it is a great place to have a good time for a while. I did get one lap dance from a blonde girl with a smokin' body. She looked better standing there taking my money that she did dancing. It was an air dance which was quite dissappointing.



First time in Myrtle Beach and found it to be at a slow period. Nothing like what I had heard. So after going to dinner and checking out some "regular" clubs, I wound up coming here late on my last 3 nights in town. The previous reviewer accurately descibes the layout. What I liked was the element of class this establishment tries to convey. It actually starts in the lot. After telling the valet that I wanted to park my own car, but would pay the fee (even though it was a rental, I don't like anyone driving my car), he told me there was free parking available. I parked and slipped him a couple of singles anyway. At the door a big guy explained the place and was attepting to be as friendly as possible. $10 cover. I declined his offer to seat me as I prefer to find my own place, which wound up being a table near the back. Beer was about $5. I was joined by Christy, a young brunette with an petite athletic build. Very friendly local girl. Not pushy at all. It was late and I wasn't feeling that great, but I had a table dance ($10, good contact) and two couch dances ($25, great contact) before leaving. As I headed out, I slipped the big guy a 5 spot. I never do that, but he was helpful, and what the f#%k? I'm on vacation!

I came back around 12am the next night. I took care of the valet again and bsed with him a little bit. (On a side note,the reason I came down was to check out some real estate. It seemed everyone I mentioned that to, turned out to be a R.E. agent, the valet included. M.B. must have the most agents per capita!!) I shook hands with the big guy and slipped him another five at which point he waived the cover. As I was looking to get a table, I started talking to one of the floor managers (I think that's the title). He tells me "my girl" was on stage. "My girl"? Sure enough, I see Christy is on stage. I said,"Dude, you don't miss a thing". I was impressed as I never saw or spoke to the guy before. He took my drink order and also brought a soda for Christy (no charge). I tipped him well and soon enough "my girl" joined me. I must admit I was captivated by her charm, beauty and friendly non-pushy demeanor. I found that friendliness in the vast majority of the dancers. Maybe because there were no russians. Back home, I used to love them, but now I see them for the beautiful vipers they are. Anyway, I had several dances with Christy and was totally smitten. I left a happy man.

I came back the next night at 1am. Performed the same rituals and paid no cover. Took my seat and before I could order, my boy brings over my beer. He tells me he doesn't know where Christy is, but will tell her I'm here. I told him not to bother. Not because I didn't want to see her, but because she might be busy and I would see her later. It turned out she was hanging out with a bunch of golfers, but she did stop by to say a quick hello. It turned out I never spoke to her again as it got late and I had an early flight in the morning. So I drowned my sorrows with a couple of dances with a busty blond. Great mileage, but not the same as "my girl". Ironically, as I left the night before, I told Christy "We'll always have Myrtle Beach!". Hopefully we'll have it again.

I probably never tipped as many people as I did here. But I found my gestures were appreciated and returned to my satisfaction. Overall, a great club.



When we first entered this club, there were very few customers. However, as the night progressed, there was a pretty good sized crowd. This is a small club with good intimacy. You do not feel as if you are getting lost in the crowd. Our waitress was appropriately dressed, low cut top showing pletty of cleavaage and a short skirt showing a lot of leg. You come in past the bar on your right, the table area is to the left with a small stage in front of it. The couch room was behind the table area and past the bar (to the left of it). The couch room was intimate and appropriately darkened. I don't remember seeing a bouncer all the time I was in there. Table dances had plenty of contact, couch dances even more. I had one by an oriental girl that was OK and another by a well stacked that was much more than OK. The quality of the dancers improved later in the evening. At first they were average or below but by the time we left, they had improved to much above.

Went down to Myrtle to play some golf and decided to give Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach a shot. I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of ladies working. I suspect most of these girls were out of towners working just the weekend rather than regulars. Nice variety too. Enjoyed my time with one petite blond (normally I don't go for blondes) who gave a great dance. Would go back again.

The Dollhouse has become a favorite of our annual golf trip. smaller than some others and more intimate and less 'gym-like' we love spending several evenings here and ALWAYS return at least 4-5 times in that week.....more than any other club!! They always seem to have some girls that are just better than anywhere else down there!

My golf group visited the club 3 days after Monty 3038 and did not run into the valet parking problem. After we had gotten out of the car, a bouncer came out, welcomed us to the club but said nothing about a parking fee. This was a Sunday night, not much business, which may have made a difference. When we first went in, it was very slow, not many customers or girls. There was only 1 on stage at a time. The first 2 or 3 were no more than 5's, but customers and quality of girls did pick up. I had a couch dance from an oriental girl that was fair. As I said, they did get better. Later another girl that was about an 8 sat down and talked with me for quite awhile before asking for a dance. She said she only dance there on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights and worked in Winston-Salem during the week. I don't remember her name but do remember her tatoo, a pinstripe type design in the middle of her back just below the waist. I had a table dance from her that was one of the best I have had, losts of mileage. Unfortunately for me the guys I was with wanted to leave before I could get a couch dance from her. I hope to see her again if I get back.

I know there are other, larger and more popular clubs in MB, but this place is just right for me. I have found that the girls at the really big clubs tend to be very conservative mileage wise. I wonder if the big clubs feel like they have too much to lose if they get busted, so they err on the side of being too conservative. At some of the small, low-brow clubs, I have found just the opposite to be true. Anything goes. That is not what I am looking for. I want the fantasy, but with a hint of more. Thee Doll House gives me just that. And in an atmosphere that is still small enough to have people remember your face. It had been 5 weeks since I was at TDH, yet not less than 4 girls recognized me and welcomed me back. That is just the kind of customer service I expect from any other place where I do business, why not from a strip club? The problem is, I just don't see that happening at a really large club. And, I discovered that having a girl who is comfortable with you does good things for mileage in the VIP. Again, nothing illegal, but a lot more contact, for certain. The other thing is that the selection of girls was much better this time. This is truly a mixed club, now. Yeah, there are other options in MB, but Thee Doll House is my kind of club.

Monty3038, I will tell you that someone must have gotten your message to management, because I was there in September of this year, and had a great time. Was in MB for a little golf, and receivced a coupon to TDH to get in without paying the cover. That alone piqued my curiosity. Drove up, and parked. There was no attendent outside, we just jumped out and went in. We were greeted with a smile, and thanked for coming. We were then showed to a table, and within a few minutes, we had two lovelies sitting next to us. They talked for several songs before offering a table dance. The table dances included some light touching, with good eye contact, and always a smile. Went to the back with the girl of my choice, and had good mileage. Nothing that would get either of us in trouble with SC's Finest, but everything short of that. She knew just where to draw the lines to make for a great evening, without breaking the rules. I give this club a 9. If this club had a slightly wider variety of girls, I would give it a 10.

I cannot comment on the inside of the club, but upon arriving to the club we pulled into the parking lot. Big bouncer approaches car and tells us that it is 'Valet Parking Only'. Ok, after establishing the cost is $10 to park car, $10 per person to get in... the bouncer told us we could park ourselves if we wanted but we still had to tip him $10.

That was enough of a scam to cause us to leave... not sure how the girls make out in here but management needs to learn how to obviously draw people in.